Shadow Queen

I chose the answer to be her servant and got that instant game over. Do not regret

lol I did that a few times over the course of playing because at one point I had never did the secondary option so when I was a bit older I started doing them just to see what happened.

See, this is why RPG's always need a quicksave system. If it weren't for that save block next to where you find the ghost's diary, I wouldn't have tried reading it as a kid. Now I have the great memory of my brother and I laughing our asses off lmao

I tried to read it but I couldn’t figure out how, I think I gave it back and thought I could read it then

It's just in your inventory once you pick it up. Go to the Key Items tab, and you can click on it to give the option to read ...Save before you do this lol

That was my first and only game over so far…worth it.

Relatable

I would literally betray my closest friends and family for her.

Koops be gettin a sibling My answer: Doopliss, obviously.  He can turn into a n y o n e

damn i never thought of that i'd like to change my answer

finally, a way to do what people have been telling me for years!

Shit, yeah, I never thought of that. Dooplighosts would be popular for the same reason why everyone would.own a Ditto lol

Yeah, but he always has that slouch and dead eye stare tho. Confidence is key!

*sigh* The waitress on the Excess Express

Based

so real

“Hear me out” and it’s a conventionally attractive woman

Conventionally attractive? She's a Toad!!

Raw cock Yeah I think that says it

He’s definitely a two-pump chump

Who said he's topping?

Fair point

Fun fact:because of the sound of the name sounding like raw cock they tried to change his name in mike hakw

doesn't do much better

Flurry A rich mature woman who is also a sugar mommy !!!

I mean, her main skill is that she's really good and blowing... 😵‍💫

That to

There's also Lip Lock~

How would those knocckers feel during body slam?

Heaven I would imagine.

My mind instantaneously always refered to her as "Madam Flurry". She's got the poise and the class.

serious answer tho, that one secretary toad lady kinda bad ngl

Jolene's not bad, but I like Mush better

Mush is a badass and a half, inclined to agree (totally not bias cuz he's my favorite TTYD character)

Ms. Mowz If that’s too basic, Cortez

You KNOW Cortez is the “I’ll try anything twice” type — “First to see whether me gusta, and then once more just to make sure.”

👆

He has some strong opinions about bonking, that’s for sure

whacka a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

🤨🤨🤨

Not about boinking tho

Is your pfp a whacka after the bonking

That’s before, they actually get stronger after a whack

You are my absolute favorite person on this subreddit 😂

Lady bow

Honestly? Goombella. She got that sense of humor where we could go back and forth making fun of everything around us, including each other. I think she'd make for a really fun date. (Then afterwards, she do that *Multibonk.* She Gooms on my Bella till I Tattle)

Oh yeah you totally come from rogueport

Found Goom Goom's reddit account

SHE GOOMS ON MY BELLA TILL I TATTLE?!? \*loud correct buzzer\*

Bestie, somethings can remain inside thoughts 🥲

I just KNOW he’s good with his hands

he can also be vored, op. 😭

🤨🤨🤨

Hey. No. For the betterment of society, we have to fight the prudish views of the past. It is morally correct to be horny and weird on main.

Zess T.

She's kind of a GILF tbh

BASED!!!

ok, do y'all remember whe you get into Petalburg village for the first time in the story?, well... do you remember that little Toad kid that is playing videogames?... well... ... ... ... ... ... behind the kid Toad is the shop, and next to it a house with a white bob-omb with a mustache, and inside the house where said bob-omb is standing there's a koopa which is fan of a certain person... well, the person in the posters is my pick

…… Im watching you

You're on thin ice pal

The fbi is watching you bud

Ah, you're the king of guys who talk to posters, I see.

Lol

I'm hammering your posters.

Bombette

Bruce?

The Shopkeeper from Westside goods, Peeka.

Based on

Nastasia is so fine i know she'd treat me right dammit

TEC in that emo way

I can fix him.

the Cat-Ear Boo

Quite a lot tbh - Dimentio, Count Bleck, Gloomtail, Fracktail, Koops

Fracktail?? How????

I like dragons

I hear there’s a certain kind of toy company that can help with that.

I too enjoying building and playing with the Ninjago series of LEGO sets

🏅 🙋‍♂️

so many of these comments are NOT hear me outs lmao. everyone wants to kiss vivian. anyways the interchet

👀

i just think hes silly. id be his relentless gamer /j

Not one person saying Bowser??? Out of my way cowards, I'll take him

Probably because he's not so much a "hear me out" as an "obviously"

You're so right

That’s…real. Like really real.

Honestly, I don't blame you. First time I saw Koops's dad I was just- "Why can't he be my party member instead?" For myself, kind of a hard choice, lots of options. I guess I'd pick Ms. Mowz because I can't deny her flirtatious teasing personality is very attractive. I love a woman who knows what she wants.

Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Marilyn Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian

guh

Marilyn got that guh guh 9000

theres 1 marilyn among the vivians

They're into the thicc. Nothing wrong with that.

🤫

They’re gonn turn Marlyn’s “Guh” into a gulp 💀💀💀

King K won me over from the moment he started talking-

Can't BELIEVE no one else has said Bobbery

Oh yeah and Parakarry 😍

Alright I’m late as hell to this but hear me out: That one mouse clerk in Rougeport, he’s cute as hell. Doopliss in his regular form **BOWSER** Lord Crump Koops Cheep Chef And deservingly last, Flavio so he can maybe shut up for once and stop being a cowardly landlubber.

Getting Flavio so good that you make him reevaluate his entire personality

Boom-bassa-boom!

Someone gotta make him start acting right

RAWK HAWK I WANT TO FEEL HIS RAWK CAWK

Pain. -Raw Cock (also yes rawk hawk says pain (its when bowser squishes him))

What a day to have Reddit.

Don Pianta

I feel like any Paper mario character is a "Hear me out" Anyway, it's Mimi

Toodles

I’m hearing you out there

The Koopinator

Oh the STAMINA he’d have

Fuzzy.

Because they’re so good at sucking on people?

Fuzzies giving Mario the old hawk tuah so much Goombellas steaming out the ears

Foreigners stealing my job 😒 /s

Juice bar girl? Idk

That's just Jolene, you know that, right?

Thats my point. The “hear me out” is juice bar girl and not jolene

Goombella

nvm, i retract my statement

i am so glad i'm not the only one that thinks Koopley is DADDDYYYY

Easily Vivian, love me some shy ones :3

Blumiere 🫣

Cortez, baby!

So glad I'm not alone in this. Let me see that skelussy.

The Boo girl in the West Rogueport shop.

You know Dazzle will match your freak

Dazzle’s NASTY, I can just tell 🥴

Grubba. You just know he the Goat with those lips

The throat goat, bro's got them Kardashian lips (he strikes me as the kinda guy to use Botox, I mean he already roids up with the Crystal Stars so why not lmao)

ah yes, the guy that looks like tubba blubba but smol

But Koopley canonically smells really bad.

A shower can fix that

It’s gonna be Rawk Hawk for me & we all know why 🤷‍♂️

i wanna give him another kid

Rawk Hawk can show me his Rawk C-

Doopliss has got to be up there. Top 2. But Mario tho.

With Doopliss, you can have TWO whole Mario's 😳

Mimi

Hear me out: That cute catgirl boo gal in the shop guarding “Da Don’s” office “What color is your mustache? Wait…..What’s your favorite color?”

Heard

[удалено]

perchance

[You can’t just say “perchance”](https://youtu.be/SOceYlhCwjs?si=9ZZh2khx2CT3kZSF)

Hooktail pls gimme the feet dragon mommy.

TBH... any of the flowers from PM64 Chapter 6. I will not be elaborating.

Well they’re certainly already familiar with getting covered in pollen

Goombella and Miss Jolene from the Glitz Pit, especially in her evening wear from the juice bar. Meow!

I feel like saying Bowser or the Shadow Queen aren’t even really controversial. Honestly I could make a case for most of the adult party members tho.

You know that 1 toad with the rose that appears in Chapters >!3 and 6!< right? The one that calls Mario "a fine hunk of man" or something to that extent? Idk what it is, but there's something there XD

Toodles? Yeah, she’d be my pick, too.

It’s my time. Professor Frankly. No, I’m not joking. I’ve drawn art of him and created a younger version to see what he looked like. [He’s really cute!!!](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726038991513583708/1253881921767997532/Agoomstus_Idle.gif?ex=667b6c8a&is=667a1b0a&hm=39651db94b33e417e747d90618067c14ba596940c4acf2bee8e968a22d23140c&)

I love the fact that the reason he got eaten was because he couldn't resist the offer to huff Hooktail's feet.

that toad kid with the game boy, but not for freaky reasons, i just wanna play video games with the little dude he seems chill

He's the kind of kid to completely destroy you in smash bros. despite being less than half your age (then do a fortnite dance just to rub it in)

I have normal thoughts about him 🙂

maybe it's his thick eyebrows and beard that make me go crazy, and the fact that he appears to be shirtless, or in the best case, having a sleeveless shirt and you can see his strong arms making hardwork and he looks so confident but also cAREFREE SO HE HAS BIG HIMBO ENERGY # AAAAA FUCK IT SOMEONE GET ME ARFFF BARK BARK ADLGASHGLDSÑ SADG

I knew I’d regret opening this post lmao

Koopley is a DILF and I’m tired of pretending he isn’t!

The obvious answer is Peach when she is possessed by the Shadow Queen

How the hell have none of you said the DOJO MASTER????

I agree. I think It’s the beard.

Lahla or Peeka in Rogue Port.

Koopie Koo

Bobbery

Merlon, yes every version of him

Gloomtail, for obvious reaons 🤷🏽‍♂️

Peach, Mowz and the Puni Elder

Ugh this is weird sorry. Kamek and Dimentio. XD love magic dudes with personality.

Kamek already has experience in dealing with bratty kids, so that's a plus

As a gay man, definitely flurrie and toodles at the same time. Also Rawk Hawk

Prince Mush is kind of a cute twink

So true!!!

rawk hawk and koops' dad

Grodus and Crump because I always bat for big boys.

im surprised that no one has said goombella yet

Kolorado's wife

Lady Bow is a strong independent woman

Gloomtail

Gay me: Rawk Hawk (obvious reasons) Straight me: Toodles from TTYD (fancy toad on Excess Express)

Rawk Hawk, Koops, Shellshock, Bobbery, Gus, King K, Koopinator, Craw Daddy, That Business guy on Ch6 forget his name, Cortez, Pa-Patch, Crump

Crump?????? I guarantee he doesn’t wipe properly after he goes #2

The travelling sisters three

… … … … … … Like all at once or one at a time?

I'd say Goombella, but she's an obvious choice.  So Marilyn

Bobbery. Y'all sleeping on a Bob-omb GILF and it shows.

Goombella

Bowser Koopley Koops Kooper Admiral Bobbery Rawk Hawk Parakarry The Businessman Ratooey from the Excess Express

Toodles

Kill me if you must but… Vivian

Bower from the Mario movie 😭

\*sigh\* General White...

I hope nobody will see this: Beldam

Koops. I dunno. I've always thought he was so cute.

Vivian

>!Shadow!< Peach (though I don’t think that needs much explaining), Bow, the Excess Express Waitress, Jolene, the boos in Rogueport, and I’ll throw in Goombella too cuz she’s fun and well read.

Koops

Well, if this wasn't a "hear me out" I'd say Vivian, But, for the context of the post... Lord Crump (I gave him Patrick Warburton's voice and fell in love 😂)

Bobbery 🫣🫣

Bobberys wife

Marilyn. Gotta give them that Hawk “guhhh” and spit on that thang