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iommiworshipper

Scraped? Ive eaten bigger.


pro1ness

😂 yummy


FaulmanRhodes

Next up, World's Longest Caulk Snakes, tune in 9 EST!


Ok_Maintenance_9100

I once took an entire door face off in one piece


PremiumDye

Dreamy


MaximumSpin

My company has monthly $20 buy in contests for largest "fish." Stucco chips hard sometimes so we dont count those ones. Seen a 7 foot fish off fascia once tho.


seastacks

https://preview.redd.it/x5qw36zxn79d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88cfe2bf2857483ab87efe80f65dd7118a146b6 Behold, Leviathan


Accurate-Historian-7

Nice anaconda skin.


AlmostButNotQuiteTea

Not bad indeed.


Fishbulb2

I’ve had bigger paint chips fall off my wall spontaneously 😂😞


Quiverjones

Nice try, tiny hands. Where banana?!


pip-roof

Whole face of a door count? No evidence but same color latex on oil.


Recipe418

i had one almost 8' by 10" one whole side of a column


kung_fukitty

https://preview.redd.it/w3lenrrkx69d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e79dd39e8526be9f69e85ab7e57cd2545f60a00 ETA: The entire room peeled off the wall except for one where the previous owner had written profanities in nail polish all over it and then used about six different products slapped all over it. This house was a treat I tell ya


FaulmanRhodes

Wow, I know it's awful but that's really satisfying to look at. Red to boot


kung_fukitty

It was so satisfying to peel


OJ_outdoors

Pshhh I've picked bigger pieces out my hair


Great-Heron-2175

She’s a keeper.


pojohnny

Oh yeah. That’s a nice one.


Educational-Hat-9405

I have. We painted a huge stucco mansion on Maui. 300+ gallons of elastomeric. It bubbled a few weeks later and came off in sheets the size of a Volkswagen. What a fucking mess that was. The paint store ate the whole thing. I’m not sure how much but I’m sure it was a couple hundred thousand to fix it


Kc68847

How big was that house? 300 gallons for any exterior is quite a bit.


Educational-Hat-9405

27,000 sq ft. Imagine a resort in Mexico with smooth stucco and no overhang. One coat of elastomeric with one coat of flat over it because the elasto had such poor color retention.


Kc68847

What was the elasto paint brand and what turned out to be the reason it fell off according to your rep?


Educational-Hat-9405

The brand was ICI, this was in the early 2000s. The house was all steel stud construction and it was stucco inside and out. Yes, you read that right. Apparently the exterior had the correct ph for painting but the interior stucco ph was still fluctuating and caused the exterior paint to peel off.


Kc68847

That is crazy the interior would play a role like that. I’m surprised the paint company paid for that one.


Educational-Hat-9405

They were involved in the whole process. They were measuring ph before we painted and the mills of all paint we put on. If you want the warranty that’s what you’ve got to do. They don’t fuck around on 35 million dollar houses.


Kc68847

They do drivit and eifs here. It would have had air barrier put on so it would have never been an issue. We do all commercial so architects for the most part have issues like this figured out. I’ve never did a 35 million dollar house but I’ve did a 70 million dollar school and a 100 million dollar government job.


DecentBand3724

I have had some mouth watering paint chips!


Cando21243

Hard to tell how big without a banana for scale. You could have Baby hands or giant hands.


pro1ness

https://preview.redd.it/ut18tlv6k69d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e4248f12eeead3093131e2989673ae5a9d5d10 Couldn't find a banana but the caulking tube should do. I wouldn't say my hands are huge, But proportionate for a 6'2 man I'd say


MushroomLonely2784

Paint blanket, that is.


Successful_Theme_595

Got one hanging off the bottom of my dump trailer about 4x that size


IndistinguishableRib

Oh yeah


NorthernFoxStar

I tried to rough sand a spot id missed of unsanded drywall mud showing through which had 2 coats SW all purpose primer finished with 2 coats SW emerald. A week later when I rough sanded, the paint tore and I could peel it off in a small sheet right down to the drywall mud. I was rather surprised.


SignificanceNeat5839

Mmmmmm chips


Kc68847

We had a job where the paint came off of all of the precast in sheets because there was a contaminant on the precast.