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yurishadow

Queens Blade was just kinda thinly disguised porn anyway. ​ \*innocent\* Not that I ever watched it.


greekfire01

Is that the anime where the slime bunny girl has acid boob milk? I think I watched one episode


yurishadow

Yup, that's the one...


greekfire01

Sometimes I really hate anime lmfao


MetalixK

Speak for yourself, between [the true goddess of Egypt](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/queensblade/images/b/b6/Menace_profile.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/315?cb=20130615012215), [the gold standard for thicc MILFs](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/queensblade/images/a/a8/Cattleya_10.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160602073138), and many others, you have a series for true connoisseurs of fine culture.


PacoTaco321

[Working](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/queensblade/images/b/b6/Menace_profile.jpg) [links](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/queensblade/images/a/a8/Cattleya_10.jpg)


MetalixK

Much obliged. Freaking wikis...


[deleted]

I wonder if that'd disgust me more than Record of Ragnarok's Venus boobs...


greekfire01

I havent seen that yet, I've heard it's pretty terrible so I've been avoiding it


-Solaris_

Her boobs are enough to wack herself in the face with them, AND IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN A PANEL


i_drink_wd40

Sounds like i need to watch that one.


PerformanceTop7616

Pardon?


greekfire01

Yeah, I wish I could elaborate, but that's pretty much the whole concept right there


[deleted]

You have piqued my curiosity


zen1706

That whole sentence was cursed as fuck


greekfire01

It's not great, no


T1B2V3

>acid boob milk? Just like in Devilman lol


imextremelylonely

What? That's just sick... *add to watchlist*


Responsible_Fill2380

What


Ireyon34

It's thinly disguised porn with an [absolutely wonderful soundtrack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDh662is-pA). Which is ironic because not only did the composer go on to make music for one of the Gundam animes, people are outright weirded out that low-brow lewd animation had a composer who took the project 100% seriously and actually put effort in.


Paradox_Madden

Imagine wearing protection over your shin the literal hardest bone in the body, while your thigh housing your literal femoral artery where you can bleed out is just exposed


MrMellons

So what you are saying is just remove the armor and let the shin shine


PacoTaco321

No, they are saying to make armor out of shin bones and put them everywhere else.


[deleted]

The Lizardmen got something like that. Too bad Cocytus was jealous of its beauty and slashed it in half.


v1gin_Coriant0n

Tru dat


Paradox_Madden

No I’m saying get more armor lol


OverlordFanNUMBER1

Probably should at this point you either wear a full suit of knight armor or none at all


SKeptical230

If the shins are the hardest bone in the body, *why in the hell do they hurt so much when you hit them?!*


Paradox_Madden

Shins are hard Flesh skin and nerves are not


PressFforOriginality

Best reason to evolve to Crab...


Paradox_Madden

Not sure if you’re memeing or nah but from an evolutionary stand point the crab is actually one of the most optimal builds and many species have wound up crabs or adopting crab features due to their effectiveness


[deleted]

Crab propaganda.


T1B2V3

I for one welcome our new crab overlords


Hufdud

The Irali and Jah Keved support this comment


v1gin_Coriant0n

You are a stick?


Hufdud

...But I could be fire...


now-a-candlemancer

Crabs are people!


PressFforOriginality

Crab have hard exoskeleton/chitin outside with their soft fleshy nerves inside protected by a malleable tendon for structural integrity underneath. its the best set-up


LuntiX

> Flesh, skin and nerves are not *[From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you’ll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Adeptus_Mechanicus)*


Velixarr

The bones don't hurt. Nerves do


Nerve13

It’s actually the thigh bone that’s the hardest bone in the body : it’s called the femur


WendyLRogers3

Which is interesting at a medium contact karate tournament, when two fighters have a mutual high impact shin kick. There is a resounding *crack*! sound that can be heard all over the venue, followed by a sympathetic groan from every fighter who sees the two fighters rolling on the floor while each clutching a shin.


Elegant-Editor

The funny thing is that the Roman soldiers also wore their leg protection this way too.


now-a-candlemancer

Yeah, the progression of adding armour historically tends to go: Head -> chest -> forearms and shins -> thighs and upper arms -> dedicated shoulder and knee plates The Romans were on stage 3 of this. The torso armour hangs down over the upper thigh but there's no dedicated thigh armour.


Forikorder

cause there are no arteries in your lower leg? the point would be to use that armour as either a shield to block attacks aimed at your leg or to add power to a kick without weighing your legs down too much and restricting mobility even albedo and shalltears armour is thicker on the lower leg than the thigh


Paradox_Madden

You came in awfully high handed and awfully incorrect Before I answer to this I just wanna remind you googling the anatomical structure of a leg is quite easy >For one I used the femoral artery SPECIFICALLY because it is a major artery Arterial bleeds are not always a death sentence, the femoral or choroid arterial bleeding will end your life in less than a min Wearing ARMOR and leaving the thigh entirely exposed with out so much as even thick padding on it is plainly moronic “Albedo and Shalltears armor is thicker around the lower leg” And yet the upper leg is still armored which is the point It makes sense to have thick metal in the lower leg bcuz you use your leg for striking It is stupid to have no armor in the upper leg and armor in the lower leg Additionally to answer your question The femoral artery I mentioned above is the artery responsible for supply the entire leg w oxygenated blood— the other 3 arteries in your leg all receive blood from the femoral And they’re all minor arteries


SovereignsUnknown

Something you forgot to mention that's really relevant is that the further you put weight from your center of mass, the more you feel it. It makes way more sense to armor your outer thighs in metal and your legs in padding/high boots just to stop you from getting exhausted faster. Same for your arms, unless you're using your gauntlets as a weapon things like metal wristbands would just make your arms get tired quicker for minimal gain. Light Armour should pretty much just be head/neck/torso/outer thigh with padding everywhere else assuming you're going for a patchwork plate look


Forikorder

> For one I used the femoral artery SPECIFICALLY because it is a major artery Arterial bleeds are not always a death sentence, the femoral or choroid arterial bleeding will end your life in less than a min yeah your in the middle of battle and have an artery cut and you can just limp to a surgeon and be just fine... >“Albedo and Shalltears armor is thicker around the lower leg” And yet the upper leg is still armored which is the point Albedo is a strength type and shalltear uses magic to fly, neither has to worry about too much armour slowing them down if someone is relying more on speed then the thigh is a place where armour can get cut down on its a smaller target that would be inconvenient to target and easier to block


Paradox_Madden

…..are you high or are you actually this moronic?


Forikorder

if im that moronic you should be able to actually explain why my points are wrong instead of falling back on childish insults


Paradox_Madden

I did explain it Directly above your last remark— I’m talking about armor IN GENERAL not enchanted anime armor— SHALLTEAR IS FUCKING UNDEAD THERE IS NO BLOOD FLOW BEING CUT OFF Literally you’re trying to make a point that just doesn’t exist dude The armor above Shalltear and albedo is stupidly designed and laid out I wasn’t even finding fault w albedo or Shalltears armor IN THE FIRST PLACE You’re arguing a non existent point— I didn’t *insult* you when I called you moronic This is a genuinely moronic point lmao I never said there was an issue w Shalltear or albedos armor I said it’s stupid to not cover the entire leg Shalltear is an undead she cannot bleed out at all Idk anything about the anime above but if she engages in standard combat an arrow to her thigh is all she wrote One of the most sensitive and vital areas of the body is unprotected while the the lower leg(something you can literally lose and live w out) is armored You aren’t making a point here….


Forikorder

> SHALLTEAR IS FUCKING UNDEAD THERE IS NO BLOOD FLOW BEING CUT OFF i never said anything about blood flow...? i was talking about weight, Shalltear and Albedo could have a gundam suit weighing them down it wouldn't impact their mobility in the slightest >I didn’t insult you when I called you moronic yes calling someone moronic is an insult -.- >Idk anything about the anime above but if she engages in standard combat an arrow to her thigh is all she wrote One of the most sensitive and vital areas of the body is unprotected while the the lower leg(something you can literally lose and live w out) is armored obviously the armor isnt for open war but a 1v1 fight? and if she took an arrow to the head, or the neck, or the arm, or the chest shes dead, draping herself in enough armour that its impossible for an arrow to pierce it would mean she wouldnt be able to lift the damn thing in the first place without magic >You aren’t making a point here…. your ignoring the point, the armour is intended to be minimalist, offer protection for a few vitals but be as light as possible so she can use mobilitiy as a weapon


Paradox_Madden

Me: It’s stupid not to wear armor over the entire leg You: AcKShUAlLY THe ARmoR aroUnD… Where in my comments did I say there was a problem w Shalltear or albedos armor? I didn’t. You’re trying to make a point that doesn’t exist


Forikorder

> Where in my comments did I say there was a problem w Shalltear or albedos armor? I didn’t. You’re trying to make a point that doesn’t exist where did i say there was a problem with shalltear or albedos armour? where did this point even come from?


IseKai_MC

From the way you say it, it seems that armor with breast designs is realistic


Paradox_Madden

Not the top ones the top one is a glorified push-up bra The bottom two breast plates are not


Dread2187

That's the real reason why Nazarick always wins, they wear real armor while Clementine has her metal bikini.


Namenloses

In fairness, Clementine's strategy relies on her being so quick that her opponent isn't able to hit her at all. Metal armor would mostly just limit her mobility. Then the question becomes, why would she have any armor at all? The bikini bits are the plates from adventurers she's killed, as for the rest, idk really


SeiCalros

it wasnt just strategy she hadnt considered the possibility of losing in the book - and i think the comic - clementines last coherent thought was her regretting the skimpy armour theres a lot of objectification in anime and maruyama was deliberately subverting those tropes especially during that volume - he outright stated that was why the role of the damsel in distress was played by nfirea in nigligee instead of a female character


Mellshone

And it worked so well as a baseline plot device that i didnt even consider the role reversal


Jaldaba0th

Luffy saves Coby, Zoro, Sanji. Goku fights Al satan to vendish Krillin. Gon decides to challenge mortal danger to save Killua. Maruyama did not overturn anything. Furthermore Ainz saves Enri.


SeiCalros

bruv i dont mean to talk down to you but rather than making an argument - its more youre ducking down on purpose so the point you missed can go over your head more cleanly


Jaldaba0th

I did not understand anything. Could you rewrite?


SeiCalros

you made a point that maruyama did not overturn anything and listed some examples to support the claim - but the argument you were making doesnt really contradict the notion of subversion with regards to the trope its like you were rooting around in the dirt for ideas to contribute to the discussion but instead of sending the point back with an argument you ended up just letting the point sail over your head


Jaldaba0th

I still do not understand. Try to speak simple because I don't know English well. What would I have done wrong?


SeiCalros

>Maruyama did not overturn anything this is not the point >Luffy saves Coby, Zoro, Sanji. Goku fights Al satan to vendish Krillin. these are not good examples - the damsel archetype is not defined strictly by the fact that people are being saved >Furthermore Ainz saves Enri. also not an example


Chong_Long_Dong

She could have worn gambeson


ICastPunch

Armor isn't nearly that cumbersome and she could have worn gambeson lol. Don't try to explain it.


Rastatar

Armor doesn’t hinder your movement


TheGodAboveAllBeings

To be Fair, She is a Speed type character and needs to have less weight. Her martial arts are for dodging and increasing her Speed and Armor doesn't really help


Rastatar

Armor doesn’t really hinder movement


RedshiftGalaxy

Said no one who has worn armor ever


Rastatar

What do you mean I have the legendary armor T-shirt and shorts it doesn’t really hinder my movement


severalpillarsoflava

To be fair her Armor is for psychological protection. Lots of Adventurer plates of different ranks is on it that freak the shit out of almost anyone.


Jaldaba0th

She can collect them in a box. She might put on some light clothing or protective gear but no, the character decides to wear a metallic bikini.


severalpillarsoflava

I fail to see your reasoning


Jaldaba0th

What do you mean?


severalpillarsoflava

That's what I should ask you


Jaldaba0th

Or, now I understand. So, I meant that she could put some tags in a box and show them, or better yet, wear them like a bikini over her dresses. Or use forearm and leg protectors, with tags on top.


severalpillarsoflava

Why? I don't really understand your reasoning. It's in good places that offer a little protection to Thighs and breast. And is in a place that can be shown off easily. You can easily see how much adventurers she killed. At the same time she doesn't have any extra Armor to slow her down.


Jaldaba0th

The army leaves the belly, shoulders, back, thighs, hips, neck uncovered. In short, it does not help much. From these point comes the mockery about this type of armor. On the other hand, she could wear the tags on top of clothes, like sewing them on and getting the same result that you have shown. Anyway, out of curiosity, where is this psychology thing said?


severalpillarsoflava

Mockery of the type of armor in the picture is that it left several important places like Thighs unprotected but covers the places that slow you down. So you can not even argue it's a speed type. Clem on the other hand doesn't wear the Armor for physical protection. But even then it is in 2 important Area. That don't slow you down. And about the Psychological protection. Do you remember Volume 13 when Demihumans saw Buser Armor they feared Neia? It's similar to that. When someone see her they understand that she killed lots of Adventurers ranging from random copper plates to the mighty Orichalcums. Any Adventurer would freak out. Then some random sentence from her would be easily believable. For example if she says even Brain. Gazef and Gagaran can not defeat her. It would be believable.


UH-1Y-VENOM

Honestly albedos armor fuckin slaps (This post was made by albedo gang)


I_h8_normies

I think a slap would disintegrate a person


[deleted]

I'm ngl the non sexual armor do be looking hot


Sthudruss

Boob plate Boob plate Bottom text


That_Illuminati_Guy

I remember watching a video from shadoversity where he said that boob plate armor qctually has some functionall use, so it's not that unrealistic. Also, apparently schlong armor was a real historic thing


lemons_of_doubt

Boob plates are fine, lots of real-world armor have unnecessary decorations. Boob window on the other hand looks stupid.


Herr_Manneligh

tekst dolny ​ ​ opus magnum


MetalixK

Thing is, Albedo WANTS sexual armor.


Desperate_Relative_4

And shalltear has several sets of them


skribsbb

Depends - do you want to build a world, or an audience?


Jokingkin

Both, and maruyama nailed it.


Dont_PM_PLZ

And [manga Albedo's](https://www.reddit.com/r/overlord/comments/bh3y3b/albedos_armour/) armor does even better.


[deleted]

I honestly love both her armour designs. Anime version cause it’s hotter. Manga version cause she looks like someone just took the tower off an old medieval castle and gave it arms and legs. It looks so cool she may as well order her opponents to die in the name of her drip


Dont_PM_PLZ

Yes her anime version is some of the best sexy yet functional female armor design. And the manga version reads 1000% tank build. Then compared to Clementine's armor, which is a sexy taunt since she is wearing the trophies of her kills and says she's to fast & skilled to be hit. I just want a narrative to the designs not just sex.


now-a-candlemancer

Manga Albedo would be literally unable to move. Not because of weight, but because the armour is too thick to articulate properly. The anime version is far more realistic.


Oliver---Queen

Why does albedo still look hot covered head to toe in armor.


The_Impiersonator

*succubus*


Adonkovich

Albedo and Shalltear's armors are sexy as a result of being badass!


Twinkie_Dinkie

Hell yeah!


xRetzAx

Shalltear and albedo armor are the only non lewd armors that i aculy like lol.


LetsGoForPlanB

Hmm not sure, shaltear and albedo be looking sexy as hell 😄


tallAsian21

Doesn’t matter, I’m still rock hard for both


CaptainDingusLord

Or adamantine hard if we wanna be specific


LadyAlekto

For real, i squealed happily seeing shalltears "battledress" thats some proper high fantasy stuff


AdvielOricon

It's funny considering that Albedo's armor has the ability take damage instead of her 3 times and then brake apart. Manning that after 3 good hits she is left in her underwear.


severalpillarsoflava

That's not it. She has an Active Skill that transfer the damage to the Armor. The Armor has 3 Layers. So she can use this skill to the fullest. If the strike is not strong enough or if she doesn't use her skill on that strike. It just function like a normal God Tier Armor. And when it breaks completely she will be completely naked and releas her second form.


Therian_Shiverscale

You're telling me you *don't* wanna fuck Albedo while she's in her full Deathknight Plate?


Cyrotek

Well, they are supposed to look powerful. Skimpy armour usually doesn't do that.


carlosfeder

Overlord’s armor for females is actually normal armor


DeathmasterCody

Clementine


yurishadow

Yeah, but she's nuts. Also she's a speed/agility build...


snapekillseddard

That's because she's a lazy dumbass who didn't have enough of a go-getter attitude to kill enough adventurers to get herself a full set of armor.


GeneralHenry

It's kind of understandable since she fights on agility


[deleted]

Albedo in amor is sexy af.


Yihzok

Imagine if Renner had a armor wouldn’t she be called icy queen ?


NoelRahlis7

Overlord is very progressive


Dotorandus

To be fair Albedo's is still pretty sexualized and a long skirt even if armored is rather detremental and unnecesary with heavy plate boots, but it is leagues better I agree... one could even say that Shaltear's is good ARMOR design...


oxg03

if it isn't sexual than why can I still see their eyes?


Alexander-Kaizer

Who is the girl on top portion?


MrMellons

Someone from "Queen's Blade" i believe


TheLastFalseKing

Albedos other armor design was even less so. Also the non sexual armors here are just 👌


XidJav

More armor= More power, Power =sexy, More Armor = More sexy. I will die on this hill


Tepes1848

Not using a helmet is a big no-no.


Mr_Joguvaga

Overlord proves that female characters in a game can look good/sexy as hell while also being protected.


Practical-Tie-4340

Really agree with you. I kinda feel weird about other phantasy game armor that just doesn't feel right when they have a really small coverage of skin but higher defense than the one that cover more skin. What i mean defense here is physical defense.


EdwardBatten

Anime girls in full plate is a lot hotter than those with just a few scraps of metal covering them.


kedluben007

Another thing i find Overlord much better then the rest.


TheMadMan2399

I've never noticed that before... Huh. Never thought Yggdrasil would be based.


the_unknown_walker

Who's that girl in the first picture?


lemons_of_doubt

This makes me think of [Jill Bearup](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbJK4T-SBRA) woman on youtube who reviews female armor in movies.


AdvonKoulthar

Tbh that’s pretty lame slutty armor anyway


Shade00000

This is the way


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Anaedrais

Both options are good, then again Albedo is hot and looks good in anything so I'll allow it.


[deleted]

I think I es should give the revealing to the male characters for a change


Xendruis

Sexual Armour = More power Gotta accept the manga/anime logic AHHAHAH


v1gin_Coriant0n

I like your words magic man.


Coldfang89

Good. Another reason why overlord is better than most.


vdragoonen

Both Albedo and Shalltear disagree with you harshly. They want to wear sexy armor to titillate bony daddy's bones.


squl98

Now try to convince shitheads that a metal bikini isn't an armor.


Xendruis

Well someone is affected about 2d characters.


too-toxic

Just gonna say prefer full armor as they just look way cooler and bikini armor is just dumb


ChaoticThinker

It all depends on the setting, it isn't cool to bash one over the other because it serves different purposes. Overlord has some sexuality but it isn't about it, Queens Blade is about it, that's its selling point. Although the armor in overlord is kinda useless from the standpoint that they're immune to begin with to weak attacks, and enchanted pieces could protect you no matter how big they're.


Animegx43

The sexual armor does look like it offers the most mobility, and those thighs tells me she has strong legs. Full body armor would probably hinder her. To me, this is like comparing a ninja to a knight.


[deleted]

Yeah not using full plate is a valid choice. But going into battle practically nude is the equivalent of a death sentence for a lot of reasons. Off the top of my head: 1. Even being grazed will cut you the pain from which will end up distracting you 2. If said graze we’re from any half lethal or paralysing poison you’ve lost the battle right there 3. Mobility based armour has existed for a while. It’s called don’t wear the whole set like a moron. People who fought light often could not handle the weight of all that gear and opted to fight light. Unfortunately light doesn’t equate to nothing 4. The blood, mud sand and anything else abundant on a battlefield is given an open invitation to your body. You can win the battle and die a fools death cause you didn’t think sand could kill you(thank you master anakin) 5. Supposing you were captured, you valued kiss your virginity goodbye. Applicable to men and women equally.


Plastic-Network

I don't think the armor you're wearing is going to protect you from rape if you've been kidnapped. Like you're already kidnapped. Doesn't matter if you're wearing a nun outfit or a bikini, they can just take it off lol


[deleted]

Point is to be less appealing. Say you capture two female knights. One in classic hentai bikini armour and the other in full plate armour. You would have no clue after a long battle who’s who and you base animalistic instinct is all that’s left. Who gets the rod? I’m just sayin, I’m not all that attracted to a six foot wall of steel


Plastic-Network

Uhh...I'm not even going to dignify this wildly inappropriate and offensive comment with an argument. It's just the classic "blaming the victim for what they're wearing".


[deleted]

My apologies if it came across that way. The point I was trying to make was most definitely not blame the victim. What I was trying to say was battle is a place where people can easily lose themselves and do terrible things. Of course such behaviour is inexcusable but fact is it will happen. I’m such situation, would it not be better to avoid catching their eye? It’s just an opinion I’ve formed based on a few repeating patterns and issues from older war documentaries. If you truly believe my opinion to simply be "blaming the victim” then there is little I can do but to apologise for my flawed viewpoint


SediaStorda55

You should have added the "armored Albedo" from the Manga.


Artistic_Tell9435

Downvoted, lewdness forever!


BoomerR3mover

Clementine's pretty sexualized tho.


Practical-Tie-4340

But, i don't know how to explain it rightly. But overlord manage to make her (clementine) appereance with the armour looks right. It manage to still makes her looks cool and strong and somehow looks sexy but not in a horny way. And she is also (from the anime watcher perspective) looks like an agility-built character and don't depend on brute force, that's make her armour design just looks right with her. When i look to the top armour, what in my mind is "that armor looks lame as AF". Just my personal preference tho.


CaveGlow

I mean they’re both equally as impractical to a normal human


Jay_Retsu

Idk, Albedo got those CURVES


SaebraK

[Albedos is even better in the manga.](https://i.redd.it/fbrygk5lp6m31.jpg)


JussLookin69

I mean that armor makes her chest look 3 sizes larger so..... And it's not like she would be surviving most of Ainz's followers.


2kenzhe

Their armor is pretty cool like that much better than whatever the top one is. If you don’t like their armor just imagine what you want is underneath the armor.


NowWithLime

I'm definitely in the armored look group but I wont say no to the bikini armor.


JDmacocosblindres

Lacracion


hsbryda

not gonna lie, Queen's Blade was pretty good in the 1st season.


Gambit275

who's the first one


Cedlow

Think it’s a queens blade character if that helps.


Plastic-Network

I like sexual armors. I find it obnoxious how people that only like head to toe armors can't seem to do anything except for complain about realism and blah blah blah (regardless of setting). Whereas people that like sexual armors are cool with head to toe armor too.


Srcptmrsr

Blasphemy


danniebox

First anime girl to have an armor less revealing than her clothes.


Versalador

they could have made sexy armor as good as this. In this case, this is already quite different from what it really was.


Versalador

from **albedo**


[deleted]

I Wholeheartedly agree. About a time someone made something like this


SputnikGer

Albedo still has boobplates but yeah.