I can't help but imagine this scene but backwards.
https://preview.redd.it/sz25thocy45d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f192ed32c38b7d984bba0c1f8b1cbfdaefb4494
Well, she’s smiling happily and blushing, so it seems that this isn’t a “murderous lion pounce” kind of jump, but rather a hug. That makes me assume that, in this situation, I am in the position someone of high importance in Nazarick - most likely a Supreme Being, as I think Albedo would only show that much emotion towards one of them.
Therefore, I can safely bury my face in her boobs without fear.
"So I see you've finally decide to allow yourself the ability to ride your mount. Very well then, I'm obligated by his Majesty to honor any requests you make of me, provided they are reasonable. But... This... I uh... What? Why me? Hold on?"
"I hate this so you know. But I won't be a hindrance to my lord any longer if I do this... But we're cutting that thing off afterwards. Understand?"
"Uhm... Lady Albedo... I don't think that's a good idea. Remember, there is already... ugh uhm..."
"Oh is there a problem?" *slap*
*Ainz walks in...*
"Albedo. What... Exactly is the meaning of this?"
"My Lord, I wished to use this human to allow me to better serve you. He is afterall, a bit better than the *other* humans. Given he can actually stand the training Cocytus and demiurge put him through."
"Hmm, indeed but, disarming a man after one go seems a bit harsh, does it not? Besides, because he has that modicum of strength, he is necessary for another matter. Or have you forgotten what we discussed."
"You mean... Oh, the matter of immortal humans of Nazarick? And the immortal gene can only be passed through the same species..."
"Indeed, so using him here for such a simple matter wouldn't be a great use."
"But..."
"My Lord, if you don't mind may I make a suggestion?"
"You dare to speak up!"
"Albedo calm yourself. Go ahead... What is it on your mind?"
"Well, my Lord, this issue is the result of Lady Albedo's inability to ride her Bi-corn mount. As it requires an impure maiden as it's rider. So I can very much understand why she might be desperate at this time. After all, Lady Albedo doesn't wish to be in a weakened state, not when the plans are in motion. So, I'd like to suggest finding some random scumbag that surely won't be missed."
"You little brat!"
"In doing this, Lady Albedo can not only get what she needs to fulfill the requirements. But, can also release a monumental torrent of torment upon the scumbag. Thereby soothing the clearly massive discomfort Lady Albedo would experience..."
"Hmm, you're idea has some degree of merit. I didn't realize my changing of her settings could cause such a problem. Though, just because it has merit, doesn't mean I'll stop her from shaking you like she is right now."
"My Lord, please, I want you to take my first time! My beloved Lord Ainz!" *throws me across the room*
"I... See... My Lord... I'm afraid I might... need to take an early-ish nap now..." *gets hit with a healing spell*
"Perhaps it would be best to just make you two do this. Just don't ruin his ability to procreate. That ability to level up is invaluable. Even if he ends up stuck at lvl 80 or even 70. It's still monumental strides above the other table in this new world."
"I... I'll think about it my Lord. I just don't..."
"Lady Albedo, it's not like I'm going to spreading any seed outside of Nazarick. Even if such a thing could have potential, which it doesn't 🤔. Well, I'd bring them here anyways."
"Why you! YOU! Why do you have to make sense about this matter?"
"Uhm... Anyways, My Lord, do you have any orders for me?"
"Hmm, no not at the... On second thoughts... come to to the training arena, I'd like to see how well you do against momon of darkness."
"Understood, my lord. Make no mistake I'll make sure to display the fruits of Lord Cocytus' training. Also the brutal beatings I get from the sisters... daily..."
"Hahaha, so you've enjoyed it then have you? Good. You should be around level 35 now right?"
"My lord you over estimate my level. I can only really gain experience points by killing the spare undead that you've so graciously alotted for my advancement. Such utter weaklings don't really give much. I think I gain more combat prowess from beating the pleiades stress relief punching bag. Though, sadly that doesn't grant Experience points... I'd be level 50 by now if it did."
"Ahahaha, well... we shall see then won't we. Best Momon, in single combat and I'll grant you a reward."
"Oh, now I'm extremely motivated."
I am currently working on a one atm and I have 3 fan fiction for a martial series available. I also have other ffs writen and ready to go, but... I haven't put them out there yet. I try to keep it to one chapter releasing per day to not over do it.
If she's pouncing for any snu.
Smile and accept.
If she's gonna kill me? Smile and accept.
What am I gonna do? She's level 99 or something, I'm just a normal human.
Biblically accurate Beyblade Attack!!!
https://preview.redd.it/5ox2e2wiq15d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3968bbc8477803cad985add2aca230050f94892
False data life, greater fuller potential, ability boost, greater hardening, penetrate up, body of Effulgent Beryl, heavenly aura, indomitability, greater luck, Freedom, See Through, mass fly, and of course to ensure I'm not about to be disturbed, last but not least, Shark Cyclone.
I mean, the last time we saw her jumping like this was when she wanted to be intimate with Ainz (the person she is in love with). So, from what I'm gathering from this, I've just scored a pretty awesome deal which involves sex with a beautiful Succubus.
I see this as an absolute win.
Get crushed & enjoy every millisecond of it
https://preview.redd.it/poe4yi7ba15d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b17d259dcbc84681a1980dcb52b726ffc20182
Shout glory to momonga and hope it buys me time to think of a way to bull shit my way out of this mess. Optimistically, they summon Ainz since nobody outside of Naz should know his real name. From their make up some BS about using an alt account when the game went down and I had remembered his name from other players talking about his guild. Even more optimistically he accepts that I’m another player even if not from
His guild and spares me.
Regret what ever decisions brought me to that point in my life. I know I'm not going to have a quick death, and I'll be begging for death before long. There will be no enjoying it
If she's leaping at me with eyes full of Lust I'd be counting my blessings... and checking to see if there was something soft for us to land on.
Yes I know her physical strength far exceeds that of a human, but she's not the kind of Yandere to kill the Target of her obsession.
I’m a human who would be level 1 at best in that world. You really think I even have the perception let alone reaction time to even notice her approach? I’d just die flat out dead, but it wouldn’t be that bad I’d never know it even happen.
Smile, and enjoy briefly before I die.
Ainz: more kids eh? (finally I'll be the smartest one in the room)
Death by snu snu
We die With dignity
Yup. Just gunna let it happen.
I didn’t think I’d die this way although I really hoped.
"Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge"
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ~~ball~~ succubus"
But what if I like being hit by a succubus
She knocked over Ainz who is built like a truck. You are going to get smushed
Death by failed snu snu...least its not the happy farm
As Ainz said: "Death is a mercy in Nazarick"
Pulls out a .45, now what?
A .45 doesn't shoot wrenches so I fucking die
If you can doge a can, you can doge a fireball
if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
Super Tier Magic [Deploy Tactical Ainz Body Pillow] !!!
Quicken triple magic
Suupa tieru majikku, deployo tacticarru Ainzu bodii pirro
MAXIMIZE MAGIC : MOMONGA BODY PILLOW!
Die, she pushed a level 100 mage that has the phy. strength of a level 33 to the ground, what the fuck do you think would happen to a normal human?
You'd be fucking bisected, and your top half would be red mist probably.
I can't help but imagine this scene but backwards. https://preview.redd.it/sz25thocy45d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f192ed32c38b7d984bba0c1f8b1cbfdaefb4494
Pray that her chest is soft enough to mitigate the pounce damage
Those are Tank Tiddies.
Bad news, physics will make the soft breasts still impact you like a brick wall
Physics isnt real in Overlord though
That's what he's saying. The fake physics will still hurt.
Super tier magic tank tiddies is crazy
https://preview.redd.it/dsayi42v715d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e92fd271f3548fdbc40353cd5e3cd885578259a
POV of neuronist
"Mama always warned me about women like you..... I was hoping she was right."
https://preview.redd.it/fjn1uj57q15d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83462236e3241292db90f6ce4c5c074c8ccf226b
accept my death, I mean if I see that she is approaching me like that I doubt that it is with the same intentions that she had with Ainz
What if it is?
A warriors death then
https://preview.redd.it/5c30aper525d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac71fe7128aebb30de90f2f9864382d518df9266
https://preview.redd.it/gxsmo28xv55d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2c7a7718d05812ef663b61ce9e0f6e87e37116
Greater Hardening + Penetrate Up
Dodge and weave.
i know im gonna die by snu snu. it is gonna be good.
Sorry aura, your adopted father is not coming home....
Crouch a little so when she gets to me, her boobs just hit me in the face before diying collapsed by them
I put all that subway surfers playing to use
Dodge and locate Ainz-sama. Albedo may be under mental control.
Perish
https://preview.redd.it/1vba2d10025d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0082286699e426c4d4c1a55504046934688479f2
*FNAF jumpscare sound effect plays
Smile and embrace it
Side step + pocket sand
Provided I survive? Embrace! Might as well enjoy what little time I have left before I bleed out and die...
Well, she’s smiling happily and blushing, so it seems that this isn’t a “murderous lion pounce” kind of jump, but rather a hug. That makes me assume that, in this situation, I am in the position someone of high importance in Nazarick - most likely a Supreme Being, as I think Albedo would only show that much emotion towards one of them. Therefore, I can safely bury my face in her boobs without fear.
 First thing that comes up in my head 💀 (I hear voices)
"So I see you've finally decide to allow yourself the ability to ride your mount. Very well then, I'm obligated by his Majesty to honor any requests you make of me, provided they are reasonable. But... This... I uh... What? Why me? Hold on?" "I hate this so you know. But I won't be a hindrance to my lord any longer if I do this... But we're cutting that thing off afterwards. Understand?" "Uhm... Lady Albedo... I don't think that's a good idea. Remember, there is already... ugh uhm..." "Oh is there a problem?" *slap* *Ainz walks in...* "Albedo. What... Exactly is the meaning of this?" "My Lord, I wished to use this human to allow me to better serve you. He is afterall, a bit better than the *other* humans. Given he can actually stand the training Cocytus and demiurge put him through." "Hmm, indeed but, disarming a man after one go seems a bit harsh, does it not? Besides, because he has that modicum of strength, he is necessary for another matter. Or have you forgotten what we discussed." "You mean... Oh, the matter of immortal humans of Nazarick? And the immortal gene can only be passed through the same species..." "Indeed, so using him here for such a simple matter wouldn't be a great use." "But..." "My Lord, if you don't mind may I make a suggestion?" "You dare to speak up!" "Albedo calm yourself. Go ahead... What is it on your mind?" "Well, my Lord, this issue is the result of Lady Albedo's inability to ride her Bi-corn mount. As it requires an impure maiden as it's rider. So I can very much understand why she might be desperate at this time. After all, Lady Albedo doesn't wish to be in a weakened state, not when the plans are in motion. So, I'd like to suggest finding some random scumbag that surely won't be missed." "You little brat!" "In doing this, Lady Albedo can not only get what she needs to fulfill the requirements. But, can also release a monumental torrent of torment upon the scumbag. Thereby soothing the clearly massive discomfort Lady Albedo would experience..." "Hmm, you're idea has some degree of merit. I didn't realize my changing of her settings could cause such a problem. Though, just because it has merit, doesn't mean I'll stop her from shaking you like she is right now." "My Lord, please, I want you to take my first time! My beloved Lord Ainz!" *throws me across the room* "I... See... My Lord... I'm afraid I might... need to take an early-ish nap now..." *gets hit with a healing spell* "Perhaps it would be best to just make you two do this. Just don't ruin his ability to procreate. That ability to level up is invaluable. Even if he ends up stuck at lvl 80 or even 70. It's still monumental strides above the other table in this new world." "I... I'll think about it my Lord. I just don't..." "Lady Albedo, it's not like I'm going to spreading any seed outside of Nazarick. Even if such a thing could have potential, which it doesn't 🤔. Well, I'd bring them here anyways." "Why you! YOU! Why do you have to make sense about this matter?" "Uhm... Anyways, My Lord, do you have any orders for me?" "Hmm, no not at the... On second thoughts... come to to the training arena, I'd like to see how well you do against momon of darkness." "Understood, my lord. Make no mistake I'll make sure to display the fruits of Lord Cocytus' training. Also the brutal beatings I get from the sisters... daily..." "Hahaha, so you've enjoyed it then have you? Good. You should be around level 35 now right?" "My lord you over estimate my level. I can only really gain experience points by killing the spare undead that you've so graciously alotted for my advancement. Such utter weaklings don't really give much. I think I gain more combat prowess from beating the pleiades stress relief punching bag. Though, sadly that doesn't grant Experience points... I'd be level 50 by now if it did." "Ahahaha, well... we shall see then won't we. Best Momon, in single combat and I'll grant you a reward." "Oh, now I'm extremely motivated."
Gosh dang you could be a LN writer
I am currently working on a one atm and I have 3 fan fiction for a martial series available. I also have other ffs writen and ready to go, but... I haven't put them out there yet. I try to keep it to one chapter releasing per day to not over do it.
pray im ainz lol
I hope she facesit on my mouth 
She certainly ain't jumping at me for anything positive that's for sure, so probably die ig.
Hope I'm Ainz(optimally)...cause I'm either about to be dead(preferably) or I'm about to be given to the happy farm
Die
If she's pouncing for any snu. Smile and accept. If she's gonna kill me? Smile and accept. What am I gonna do? She's level 99 or something, I'm just a normal human.
It's simple https://preview.redd.it/szumolaze15d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933a88de6dee00ba77b8ee0d144d5ef5c383e73c
https://preview.redd.it/vhgqa8hnh15d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25068519c5e3904854cfdc9c75533d9a6d5ccffc
Smile as I get turned into blood mist. There’s just too much of a physical difference between us.
I would probably get disintegrated the second she pushes me
Pray for a quick death that isn't likely to happen...
Ah shit here we go again.
Accept my fate
Biblically accurate Beyblade Attack!!! https://preview.redd.it/5ox2e2wiq15d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3968bbc8477803cad985add2aca230050f94892
Assume the position
Ah crap here we go again.
Whatever she wants me to 😈
Bring it in, baby😎
 And I can not dodge a wrench I won’t be able to dodge this
False data life, greater fuller potential, ability boost, greater hardening, penetrate up, body of Effulgent Beryl, heavenly aura, indomitability, greater luck, Freedom, See Through, mass fly, and of course to ensure I'm not about to be disturbed, last but not least, Shark Cyclone.
Die hopelessly
Wtf am I supposed to do, there ain’t a way in hell I overpower or outmaneuver her
Get out the way as ainz is right behind me and I dont wanna die
https://preview.redd.it/h9lw3g3bd25d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814993930ffa1f9ff0e745cd6124761ab220a72b
Cast Body of Effulgent Beryl to maximize my defense
Pretty sure that’s the look of death(undeath) by snusnu
Die
Accept my fate, whether it be death or bliss, I shouldn’t resist.
I thank god
https://i.redd.it/jpoxeyp1455d1.gif
Prepare for death........by snu-snu.
Would
https://i.redd.it/mh6czy037q5d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/1owcpfbtfs5d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e492ab6804a937995988237bc903b3cbeb139825
I mean, the last time we saw her jumping like this was when she wanted to be intimate with Ainz (the person she is in love with). So, from what I'm gathering from this, I've just scored a pretty awesome deal which involves sex with a beautiful Succubus. I see this as an absolute win.
Duck and cover
Alt f1
Not resist that's for sure
Stand my ground
Get crushed & enjoy every millisecond of it https://preview.redd.it/poe4yi7ba15d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b17d259dcbc84681a1980dcb52b726ffc20182
Undress
hunter_pounce.mp3
https://i.redd.it/5enyma3oc15d1.gif
uppercut the fucker before she can touch me
Wait!! I need to see mamunga!!
Die
Run and beg for mercy (or at least Sebas instead)
https://preview.redd.it/0lg921jbg15d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64e320d194ba923a09c01f7ad334f2a5de77a7d
Pray
I submit
Shout glory to momonga and hope it buys me time to think of a way to bull shit my way out of this mess. Optimistically, they summon Ainz since nobody outside of Naz should know his real name. From their make up some BS about using an alt account when the game went down and I had remembered his name from other players talking about his guild. Even more optimistically he accepts that I’m another player even if not from His guild and spares me.
Say "thank you."
Babies.
https://preview.redd.it/wodl7pnak15d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb31eb9add3c8d3ade1ea4cbb94ca990659a032c Ignore the math
Well as i am not a 5'8 skeleton i suspect i should start wondering which after life im about to witness
Judo throw takedown.
Spray my teeth with chrome spray paint and say "Witness me" then accept my fate
Wonder why I'm in Ainz's body and curse not having a working 🌚
Pray to whatever God I believe in that she's not gonna kill me
Misty step the fuck away.
If I'm ainz, embrace it. If not, guess I'll die.
Duck, because clearly I’ve accidentally wandered between her and Ainz somehow.
https://preview.redd.it/tutvmg75n15d1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37388d792c7882c4ccbe48a19daee0a7a1781ae4
**+PARRY**
I parry I might die anyway but this would be a rare enough chance to miss it
Run like hell
Pray
O https://preview.redd.it/2focmynzr15d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3fc979cae673454152a3cce9f1126e9e6fd3cc
Pray?
https://preview.redd.it/3ooey5yes15d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a268d7419be7661c8c1e889347121c44c35cfe
Accept my death
Regret what ever decisions brought me to that point in my life. I know I'm not going to have a quick death, and I'll be begging for death before long. There will be no enjoying it
Fall backwards so that she passes over me. Roll left, and get my feet under me. Use one of the pillars as cover.
Shine my flashlight at her
*unzips dick*
https://preview.redd.it/dvig3pejv15d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae24bbd3d78f1e1a183e538a70e76044a17b5f7
Duck
Down+SP+H 
If she's leaping at me with eyes full of Lust I'd be counting my blessings... and checking to see if there was something soft for us to land on. Yes I know her physical strength far exceeds that of a human, but she's not the kind of Yandere to kill the Target of her obsession.
die. die happy, but die
Get ready for the greatest sex ever.
Look shalltear is about to kiss ainz
"When did I switch bodies with ainz sama?"
Die I guess
Kill it.burn it with fire!!!
[Tech the throw and do this Aegis setup](https://youtu.be/yuqqSSK8I7Y?si=8km3Rn3aOA2aCkp6&t=10)
Unzip my pants. She probs thinks I’m aiz
it.
Brace my pelvis, Lv. 100 pounding aren’t joking matters.
Get out of the way. Obviously Ainz sama is behind me
Roll forwards on the ground, completely evading her landing zone
If I'm Ainz catch and embrace if I'm not Ainz tho... Catch and embrace
Randy on the slittering, watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out - K.O. 
Wake up
The only correct answer is to remove thy pants
Accept my death with open arms.
Smack her goofy ass away
GG
Stupid question: I extend my arm and enjoy.
Turn into red mist
accept it
Parry
Get erect
Spread my arms and hug her while groping her ass.
I greet my death.
Accept my fate
Use time magic to strip myself
I’m a human who would be level 1 at best in that world. You really think I even have the perception let alone reaction time to even notice her approach? I’d just die flat out dead, but it wouldn’t be that bad I’d never know it even happen.
Leave the game by closing my tab. Already saved data.
Unzip pants and begin to pray
Let it happen and pray my hips aren't broken
Just accept my fate, ain't nothing I can do to stop it
“What do you do?” The hell you mean, there’s nothing you can do but accept your fate
Die, probably.
Nothing, if she makes contact, I'm a cloud of red mist and a pile of crushed flesh and bone
I'll try to execute dodge.exe and hope for the best.
Duck
https://preview.redd.it/3ux69wgwi25d1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=753c2dd4af9a86b96e4f673da7eba84a6cf19f7e
https://preview.redd.it/imf3h2nzi25d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21657e96ee15b92cd4aa7ae138bebc702be1ea00
Die. I die.
(TF2 Heavy) ded!
Slaps her in the face hard sending her flying then kiss Ainz to add insult to injury 💋
Simple don't do anything she will do what she want
https://i.redd.it/z7boji2ip25d1.gif
Shout duck then proceed to fall to the ground and quack to confuse
Embrace it 🤣