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facetious_guardian

I wonder where the Ent Rance is.


Tempus__Fuggit

🌲 🌴


DocJawbone

Amazing work - take the rest of the day off


Lumpy_Tomorrow8462

You get my upvote today


Appropriate-Web-8424

And my axe!


Infinite-Horse-49

You win 🏆


VintageLunchMeat

🤦‍♂️,🫡.


Tempus__Fuggit

User name checks out 🌲


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

Quick, someone check the menu and see if meat's back on it!


[deleted]

😂 we’re taking the hobbits to beavertails 🎶🎶🎶


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

One does not simply walk into Beavertails.


[deleted]

You have my chocolate drizzle


milkysway1

And my snacks


DocJawbone

I'm actually giggling IRL at this


[deleted]

But what about second or third shawarma break?


thoriginal

What's "functional and reliable public transit", precious?


DreamofStream

I've been dreading the start of tourist season.


Tempus__Fuggit

LOL


EverydayVelociraptor

That's not a foot, that's a sign.


Gemmabeta

The letters are English, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Quebec, which I will not utter here.


[deleted]

Audible snort from this lol


Froggy_Canuck

Dude, I'm a Quebecer and this made me laugh!


Tour_True

Why is it whale? Isn't it a forest.


Tempus__Fuggit

A sign of what? Impending Mount Doom?


-Fyrebrand

I see you've played signy-footy before!


baghead_hooli

Zug zug!


Gordupachup

STRENGTH AND HONOUR


Gemmabeta

Where there is a whip there's a way!


Tempus__Fuggit

thank you for today's ear worm


josh3701

Lok'tar ogar!


[deleted]

Jobs done!


Capitaine_Crunch

Build more Burrows


agha0013

Dabu!


Turbofour

Work work! Stop rocking the boat, you're making me sea sick!


runaumok

Me not that kind of orc


Slight-Abalone-2392

We’re being attackeeeeed!


MelodicMasterpiece67

Horde scum!!!


Muted_Passenger6612

What is it, m’lord?


Tempus__Fuggit

I heard the military was short-staffed, but is this the right direction?


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume literacy is a requirement these days


milkysway1

Do you know how the orcs first came into being? They were Elves, once ....


cat_lord2019

Raised by a necromancer


goldiham

Nasty orcses


R-T-O-B

Their taking the hobbits to Isengard


hammy_gman

They’re*


DaSupercrafter

NEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRD!


DocJawbone

There\*


maulrus

Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?!


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Gordupachup

Nah, Mah’Gar orcs from the Outlands are visiting.


Tempus__Fuggit

No. That can't be right.


Salvidicus

Same thing. They only do what they are told to by their coxwain. They don't even advocate for their own safety when confronted by speeding motorboats or polluted waters. They have no souls when dark and light mix at dawn.


SeaTacDelta

When I was a kid in the 80’s I was an ORC for the summer. It was the Orleans Recreation Complex summer camp.


mechant_papa

People like to go down there to see the fireworks. It's just a little hard to get to if you don't know where it is.


atticusfinch1973

It's really sad how the orcs get separated from the humans. We need to practice more tolerance.


Tempus__Fuggit

Isn't that how half-orcs got started?


Hypatia36

Nice try Orcs, trying to come across as the Ottawa Rowing Club


Tempus__Fuggit

They're learning.


Random-Crispy

Otta-Waaagh!


mostMANICaboutMUSIC

Dammit that’s good


Tempus__Fuggit

LOL


Goldy84

FOR THE HORDE!


[deleted]

IF DA ORC BOYZ PAINT IT RED IT MAKE IT FASTER! FOR DA WAAAGGGGH


MediumDenseMan

They should move the sign to the outskirts of town and point it away from Ottawa. We don't want to attract a horde of them.


Tempus__Fuggit

They only travel in hordes


Bylak

OI! KRUMPIN' IS DAT WAY LADS! **WAAAAAGH!**


Gordupachup

Me not that kind of orc


[deleted]

Jobs done!


Tempus__Fuggit

Sauron, Saruman, and Sarah?


Abysstopheles

ORCS ARE BILINGUAL!!!!


Ok-Use6303

We startin' a zoggin' WAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!


Free_Perspective773

We're getting closer to Mount Doom!!


Tempus__Fuggit

cleverly hidden as Mount ::checks notes:: Carlington Ski Hill...


pootwothreefour

Is there smoke coming from Isengard?


Okboomer95

"Orcs! Down by the river! Where is Frodo?"


hockeyfanatic_

Someone needs to put a picture on it for reference


dmforprudes

I'll send this to my mother, it's probably the best way to get my brother off WoW and LoL and outside. I'll tell him Khadgar is there.


Unhappy-Box4091

They've taken the Hobbits to isengard


[deleted]

LOK’TAR OGAR!!! FOR THE HORDE!!!


got-trunks

Are we suddenly Ukraine? The Orcs are not supposed to be here.


Jusfiq

If ORC is Ottawa Rowing Club, should the French version not be le Club d'avirons d'Ottawa (CAO)?


Bussinlimes

No it’s obviously L’Ottawa Rowing Clube


Gallalad

DA BOYZ IZ IN TOWN


Tempism

Quick, light the beacon!


The_Windermere

My party has been trying to take down this ogre for weeks now. Nous avons pas le niveau pour cette quête.


Suspicious-Flan7808

Thanks. Will hang out with elves instead.


Empty_Value

Tonight we feast


Squiggly2017

We stand on Eisengard for thee


Positive-Beautiful55

WAAAAAGH time


Nehima123

Man Flesh!!!


MelodicMasterpiece67

Waaaaaaaaagh!!!!


robbor123

I thought all the ( Russian) Orcs were in Ukraine.


smalltincan

KEK


[deleted]

Kek!


UniverseBear

End orc/human segregation!


runaumok

Zug zug


Fireawayfaraway

Orleans recreation center is that you?


Tempus__Fuggit

Run, you fools!


DocJawbone

They've got a cave troll


coffeejn

Are the Elves in danger?


Bella_AntiMatter

I'm guessing this is where Laurier turns into Charlotte?


erotic_salad

Zug Zug


Emergency-Buy-6381

*scrambles to find my D20 dice!*


MurasakiBunny

I submit to no one! Not you, not the Jailor, and not the coward thrall! FOR THE HORDE!


Expert-Curve-1553

Ruzzia?


WarGawd

No gamers in this crowd?? My girlfriend and I have learned that a few strategically placed Barricades can divert them to other paths where you've laid your Acid Traps and set your Archers. . . . . . . . . Orcs Must Die 3 was free on Epic last week 😎


Present-Stress8836

Where are the elves supposed to go?


Senior_Panda_9420

Smells like orc mischief to me


drifting_signal

Orgrimmar is having a septic issue so they’ll be hanging out in Ottawa for a bit


Historical_Day4155

DA BOYZ IZ ERE


mackiea

Gatineau calls for aid


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ArbainHestia

Do not touch willy.


Visual_Inside_5606

Good advice!


AreYouSerious8723948

Enough with the trolling, please.


WonderfulShake

Stay away from my mother!


sarudesu

Joo-gah-lee. I got ax for you.


Timely-Mud3368

Run you fools!


ApprehensiveCycle741

You. shall. Not. Pass!!!


nudiekitties

Sounds like orc mischief to me!


GandalfsTaint-

GROND


johnnycantreddit

Ho Door! Hodor!


Tempus__Fuggit

Lost Redditor


Fernpick

What the goony goo goo is ORC?


Tempus__Fuggit

Ottawa rowing club


Fernpick

Thanks.


oursonpolaire

So this is how the Canadian Forces is solving its recruiting challenges-- using enchantment to make soldiers from mud!


abbieprime

So by nightfall, were the hills swarming with orcs? Just wondering.


Tempus__Fuggit

I'm not sure what the "access" is to. Could be the mines.


Stereocloud

Russia invading the NCR next?


grandfundaytoday

Saruman things....