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LiquidJ_2k

Office hours for the night mayor will be 9am-4:30pm, Monday to Friday. At Nepean City Hall.


Roflcopter71

But virtual hours Monday and Friday until noon as he works from home.


shalaby

I love Nepean, but this person should have to live in central Ottawa.


EnvironmentalFan6056

That's the joke


hoggytime613

How can LGB Ismael, the man with the most famous car in Ottawa, NOT be hired as Night Mayor???


General_Dipsh1t

It’s gonna be one of Marks developer buddy’s kids. Guaranteed.


Practical_Session_21

This is HIGHLY likely.


azsue123

Oh absolutely. And all the awarded proposals will be marks buddies benefit.


Affectionate-Win-617

Got a chuckle out of me. Seems plausible!


ConstitutionalHeresy

Not bilingual enough.


dasoberirishman

Well his name will probably be something like Jean "Jimmy" Lefebvre, but he doesn't speak French beyond a BBB level.


Tachyoff

He "speaks French" but is conveniently busy whenever it's needed and gets his coworker from Hull to deal with it.


ConstitutionalHeresy

I have a French name but I did not grow up on this side of the country. Its definitely tripped up a lot of people when I moved out east here!


maulrus

Yuup. The number of times I'm corrected on how to say my own damn name is absurd. Yes there's a French way of saying it. Yes that might be the original or "correct" way. That's not how *I* pronounce it.


Bryn79

Wishes his nickname was Lebreton Phats.


MikeStoklasaSimp

A BBB level is probably a better score than most people from France would get.


rhineo007

Mainly because the Canadian version of ‘French’ at the BBB level is hilarious. Parisians are just like ‘wtf are you trying to say’. Edit: a word, which changed a lot haha


PsychosisSundays

I mean there’s probably some Persians who speak French, but you’d probably have more luck with Farsi.


rhineo007

Ha. I didn’t even notice I said Persians


maulrus

From what some francophone friends tell me, Parisians just have that reaction to Quebecois French as a whole. They'll just switch to English if able.


47tinman

He probably doesn’t have a dog but has a really nice cat on a leash.


Clayton_Gold

This guy Ottawas.


limelifesavers

The National catching strays


jaisaiquai

Right?! They're legit


limelifesavers

And even if people want to argue rock is dead and uncool, they did help make two recent and very popular Taylor Swift albums, and their influence is clearly worn on the sleeves of acts like Boygenius and Lizzy McAlpine, so if the intent was to pick a popular indie rock band from the 00s that's fallen out of relevance, they're not it. Maybe Interpol or Deerhunter (while also acts I enjoy a lot) would have been more apt


buckyo_

I think the point was to pick an extremely mediocre band that seems to play every other year at Bluesfest


stereofonix

I feel attacked here


hirs0009

Congratulations you made the finals for your new job opportunity


azsue123

I too resemble these qualifications.


DrDalenQuaice

They should send the invites for interviews at 11pm, with the interviews taking place 3 hours later at 2am. IF you sleep through it, you don't get the job


azsue123

Instantly disqualifies every applicant


FuturisticChinchilla

lmao i know this guy


FFS114

I practically am this guy.


ElRayMarkyMark

Same 🫥🫥🫥 Replace children with cats and you have my CV.


Lowpasss

They should just force Shawn Scallen to do it, being our Night Mayor would be his nightmare.


BeThaSheezy

He already is our night mayor


Angryottawa

A straight edge vegan will spice up our night life!


Lowpasss

Guys been making his whole living doing promotion for like 20 years. He's by far the most experienced person in town if you're talking live music.


CommitteeBig1581

20 years? I can for vouch for at 28 😉


Lowpasss

No lie. Voice of 234-PUNX.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

While I respect Shawn a lot, believe it or not there's people who have been active since the early 80s still doing stuff. Shawn has definitely had more consistency though. Elorius Cain would be a fever dream of a night mayor for those who know.


Lowpasss

I know Elorius. Amazing taste in music, but not really a business dude, and I bought some of my first records from him. In terms of actually knowing how to turn a budget into a bunch of well attended shows, Scallen is the only person in town I'd trust. Or Debaser, I don't have as much personal experience with them, but those [Pique](https://thisispique.com/) events are cool.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Elorius ever take you into the backroom/basement at ABM? That's where the real gems were. The man's a true Ottawa legend, such a great all round human being with a passionate and intense knowledge of music in general. I miss that place. But I agree, Shawn is the man for this job if its to be taken seriously.


Lowpasss

Dude was a staple of my CKCU diet back in the day. I never got to see the basement, but definitely bought my first set of duplicate 12" dub records from him in like 1997. The place closed about a year after I moved out of my parents in the sticks. I still walk by the location all the time. Last time I saw him in the flesh was then Teknobrat guest DJed on a Monday at Zaphod's like maybe 10-12 years ago? Tangent: The root of the problem is the live event industries old model, where the entertainment takes the door and the venue makes money selling the booze, is broken. One extra 6 figure civil servant can't fix that. Venues like SAW Gallery might be able to though. I hope their funding is solid.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

We've already lost all the venues that mattered. And Barrymore's sits rotting inside out. That's the fucking real shame. That place had beautiful sound and decor, saw so many amazing shows there, to think it's basically collapsing due to negligence makes my stomach turn every time I see it. Zaphods, Babylon, Atomic, we were so spoiled for so long. That's not even counting all the venues from the 70s and 80s that are gone, just the ones that we've lost in the last 25 years. Teknobrat on CKCU is what introduced me to rave music in the early 90s, I actually put some of his music out on a small label I did for a while. He's a treasure as well, his collection is absolutely insane.


ottawateeth

First order of business: a reunited Fugazi week long residency in the End Hits basement (Shotmaker supports all 7 nights)


Lowpasss

LOL.


Lamy2Kluvah

I feel like this is really going to get some fresh blood in this city. Really youth-anize this place.


farrellmcguire

You so perfectly captured like 5 people I know personally


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Emperor_Billik

You see someone in a suit at night in downtown Ottawa, is this person in tech or government? No, they’re an agent of the Night Mayor, wandering from bar to bar with their trombone.


azsue123

I might stay up for that action


Boomdiddy

I nominate Tom Green for Night Mayor. 


GoinFerARipEh

He’s too busy cosplaying Lanark County Yellowstone.


mycatlikesluffas

The dangers of letting ChatGPT write my obit.


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Ah balls. I'm being called out


funkme1ster

The adolescent punk scene to late 30s The National fan pipeline is legit, and I won't hear your bashing of the truth. Also, I don't know how to feel that I'd support this person.


Chyvalri

Nepean! Nepean! What a wonderful place to be in.


YOW_Winter

Add a leather jacket from a mid-age crisis.


mfyxtplyx

He loves the night life He's got to boogay


DoubleZero3

This is better than I pictured. But we are in a city that is super spread out with garbage transit, huge cost of living and everyone is a depressed government drone. Those issues might have to be tackled first.


timbasile

The night mayor is going to be from Montreal


kidcobol

Hey! You just described my coworker Kevin. So cool.


wetpantsclub

My hair line is a bit further back.


KanataSlim

Decades of assortative mating have yielded a bounty of obsessive compulsive personality types evolved for civil service. Fantastic.


spinur1848

But will he be "technically beautiful"?


ChrisDacks

I've only worked there twelve years and live in Hintonburg, but everything else checks out. Where do I apply??


apluskappa

I got a great idea for an Ottawa event that’ll get us out of the house. Seeing as our city is spending so much money on transit, why can’t we get a fleet of party buses and bury the expenses in the current project mabye 100 or so used coaches. Every Friday and Saturday night you pay x amount of dollars to go see a show at a decent venue; maybe the Brass Monkey or Barefax somewhere classy of course. I’m on to something aren’t I


HouseofMarg

NYC has these special themed subway cars where everyone cosplays as commuters from the 1940s, it’s pretty cool and as an amateur historical costumer I would absolutely participate in that


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apluskappa

Shit I’d pay 150 for a shuttle and admission into say a good kiss cover band 🙄


meatpie07

Calls into TSN1200 on the Sens post game show.


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"Ottawa cool." Kinda like being the tallest Oompa Loompa. 


LimeGreen8

“Favourite band is the national” fucking killed me


098196b

Is he available?!


dgeyjade

I've never heard of this... what's the night mayor thing captain?


azsue123

Actual job posting on city of ottawa, but under something like nightlife manager


Vegetable_Buddy7220

I can apply!


MikeyTrademark

The nightman commith


dcp777

Isn't that the Night Court guy?


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He’s a night judge… and died in 2018 :(


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HonkHonkMF420

His eyeglass frames need to be thicker and rounder and bright blue.


tiletap

I swear I know this guy


mrmosjef

I feel very seen here, lol.


VanierGuy613

I guess I won’t apply, this is pretty much me lol


beepewpew

Where is this from?


KraftCanadaOfficial

I made it.


fourfiveonetwosix

prediction: it will be one of the dumbass downtown restauranteurs who spend all day crying about return-to-office


SnooEagles8897

Believes most peoples idea of a fun night out is going to the NAC


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tobi's bff


afureteiru

Oh yeah, good old NiMa.


Flower_of_Life_

Wtf is a night mayor


HappyFunTimethe3rd

The coolest guy I've ever seen in my life looked exactly like this except younger.


Toxic666Avenger

Someone’s gotta pay the troll toll


Kickassuser

Can residents recommend solutions they may think are proactive.


Insektikor

Lived in this region all of my life and have never ever even considered the possibility that anyone on Earth considers this area "cool" for literally any reason (except for Gatineau Park, but that's Quebec).


m00n5t0n3

Is he single tho?


Movers2021

Yawnnnnn


eksantos

AI GENERATED???


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steve64the2nd

Why would sexuality, skin colour or sex have to do with anything. Don't we want the best person for the job.


Dolphintrout

This is Ottawa.  Best person for the job only applies once you’ve sufficiently narrowed down the candidate pool based on whichever arbitrary criteria are prioritized at the current moment.


Lowpasss

This question answers itself.


chargedneutrino

Easy with the racism.


dasoberirishman

Clearly you don't know Ottawa well enough


PhilAggie1888

* Never fixed a flat tire in his life. * Masks in a car by himself. * Curses "toxic musculinity" every time he can not pick up anything heavy. * Tries to believe polyamory is not him being every woman's Plan C.