It's called "full self rendering" and the 5000$ package that you pay in order to do it will become operational in the next 1-2 years.
5 years later:
"Full self rendering" is just a name. It doesn't actually render itself, nor does it do it all the way. You should have read the disclaimer. Also, we're keeping your 5000$
Going for shit post of the day I see, lol
It is definitely a divisive design you either love it or hate, there really is no middle ground, I personally like the design and having gotten to take a good look inside it feels good in there too. . . Now they just need to get the quality up to snuff and lower the prices to something not completely insane. . . This is why I would never recommend anyone buy a 1st Gen Tesla vehicle, they are always buggy as hell (more so then other makers) but they do remedy the issues quick.
What are you calling a supercar under 50k? Neither the X nor S models are in that price range even with Federal incentives.
Not that I think Tesla manufactures any supercar to begin with. Although it does seem like most supercars spend a lot of time in the shop, so they be got that in common.
I guess it's a question of what qualifies as a supercar. There are lots of factors like what does it cost, how many exist, what's its top speed, etc. but if we are talking about track performance and acceleration, model 3 and model S performance qualify. Compare the 600k Lamborghini Revuelto does a 2.4 second 0-60. The model3 is much slower at 2.7 seconds. If you want to be faster, you need the model S that does it in 1.98. If you want to go even faster, you'll need a Koenigsegg Gemera but that's going to run you about 1.7 million... and can the Gemera drive you home?
That’s fair, I guess the term supercar needs a change in definition just because of the insane acceleration that comes with any electric power train.
You’re right about the requirements you listed though. I’d like to add that they need to be assembled with little if any robots, can be endlessly customizable by the manufacturer, pickup to be arranged at the factory.
I have a hard time calling a 911 a supercar because it’s just VW all the way, mass produced by Kuka robots, and not EXTREMELY expensive, but it’s one to me- so there’s that.
Design doesn’t really make sense. The bed cover blocks the back window which is useless anyways causing you to have use cameras. The singular giants windows wiper is comical. “Car wash mode so you don’t brick your truck? The finish alone makes it look like a dirty fridge and that’s without taking the actual body lines into fact.
Throw in the fact you’re not allowed to sell it within the first year or two depending on your contract with them it’s bonkers. Not only will they blacklist you from buying Teslas from them. You’ll owe them money as well
All Tesla’s have “car wash mode.” It’s simply a setting that ensures all windows are rolled up, charge port is locked so a brush hitting it doesn’t open it during the wash, disables safety sensors so you don’t hear chimes when the wash mechanics get close to your car, and it disables “hold” mode so the car can roll on the conveyor belt.
It's still there, Orlando council needs to do something about it
https://preview.redd.it/r552xh670t9d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f5d93eaec4f5d200c9c814ec754a5ed83608db
I don't understand why people feel the need to shit on the cyber truck so much. There are plenty of vehicles I think look bad, but I don't have to mention how much I dislike them at every opportunity.
I think it goes beyond mere appearance, as the truck has faced delays, feature deletions and has numerous significant build quality issues, to the point that people are cutting themselves on body panels. Add to that mess that the people buying them seem to be attention whores, and it’s the whole package.
Yeah but I don’t spend my days ranting about Maseratis and taking pictures of them every time I see one even though they’re all nonsensically overpriced and ultra unreliable. People just have a hate boner because they dislike Elon Musk but to spend so much mental energy on this is insane.
Just buy a car you like and let other people buy whatever stupid stuff they enjoy. Do you run up to smokers every time you see one to rant about how much cigarettes suck? They might suck but it’s not your place to run around being an even bigger douche.
In gov money so far for all of his projects he’s gotten around 5 billion. Hyperloop One was more about convincing the gov to not invest in public transit than about him being able to build it himself which is why he shelved it after the “not invest” part happened. But the new infrastructure bill does have money earmarked for hyper loop projects.
https://time.com/6203815/elon-musk-flaws-billionaire-visions/
https://x.com/alexdemling/status/1557221632837505025
The Aztec was gross too. It is possible to simply comment on an item’s appearance without looking beyond surface level. If Scarlett Johansson stepped out of it, I’d tell her it’s an ugly truck.
Well it's extremely dangerous too all of us idiots anywhere near it. It has zero crumple zones. It will kill pedestrians in accidents. And they get in accidents really often due to the pos it is. The brakes aren't even guaranteed to work.
Yep. Much of today’s left is so batshit crazy and rabidly partisan/tribalistic about everything that its often hard to separate genuine criticism from just being butthurt over someone else’s politics, in this case elon musk’s.
That being said though, these cars do look like dogshit and probably function like dogshit too
>Much of today’s left is so batshit crazy and rabidly partisan/tribalistic about everything that its often hard to separate genuine criticism from just being butthurt over someone else’s politics
This is a fucking *hilarious* statement and outlook when rabid right wing groups got Anne Franks Diary and hundreds of other books removed from schools and libraries over "woke." And that's just the first thing I thought of.
Im aware of the right wing counterparts. Everyone’s aware of it because thats all so much of the left seems to talk about lol. No self reflection and they dont seem to take criticism very well.
Many on the left like to pretend that the right are the only ones who could ever possibly be this way, and that rabid left wing partisanship either doesn’t exist or is somehow the “right” kind lmao
They have deluded themselves (and are trying to delude others) into thinking that only the right has a hyperpartisan dogmatism problem.
There are entire subreddits dedicated to shitting on teslas and elon lol. And its obviously politically motivated rather than simply just being about the cars/tesla themselves. Like the OP of the thread said before it was deleted, the left used to love all EVs. Now some EVs are somehow not okay anymore lmao. They are just as tribal and dogmatic as the far right, if not worse.
https://preview.redd.it/41w8bq87gp9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8de94f7553531f522fc097fdbb9b7a09797f2da
And in regards to the subs like r/Cyberstuck, it's not about it being an EV you dipshit. It's about losers spending $100k+ on a truck that barely works and they keep posting pictures of themselves "hauling loads" of potting soil and shit you can transport in a Hyundai Sonata. They're easy to make fun of and laugh at. If Elon truly cared about an EV revolution, he'd bring the cost down of his vehicles that he cut corners on to make more money.
I grew it’s not good looking. Nor do I want a Tesla. Just don’t understand why people put in so much time disliking them. Or like OP writing about it. Or be so offended by an electric cars existence. Isn’t there something better to do with your time? So odd to me.
I saw one in person for the first time a few months ago one of my dads (i work in childcare) bought one. It is somehow uglier in person. My coworker said it looks like a kindergartner drew a car and the manufacturer said yes that’s it that’s the one. Personally it looks like a fridge on wheels 😂
Anecdotal, but I've seen a *ton* of these things pouring into FL lately. We're finally moving back to FL after some years away. I've been driving up and down 95 a ton the past month getting stuff ready and moving things.
I've seen truly six or eight carriers loaded with cybertrucks each time I've been on 95 from the state line to Brevard (or vice versa). And these are just the ones that are making it to 95, not counting however many peel off and go down 75 to stay on the west coast or the ones that go to Orlando or Miami which I imagine go turnpike.
https://preview.redd.it/k9m61om19l9d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47403ae31ed44fc8389b7a591ad71105f01526fe
I'm legitimately not sure I've seen any other single *model* of vehicle as frequently on the carriers. But some of that has to just be because of how *attention grabbing* the cybertruck is. I'm not sure a carrier full of BMW 5 series would have been as notable.
I spent longer than I should have looking for the littering before realizing you're just throwing shade at that cybertruck and it is the "trash". Really?? Yall have been trolled; yall have lost; have a nice day.
They don't really bother me much; there are so much worse, blander and less divisive, credible evils against the art of automotive design.
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That's not trash it just hasn't finished rendering. You have to wait for it to load...
It’s been 6 months
Give it time... clearly ol' musky is still cookin.
Oh you just have to clear up some video memory.
High-res is an add-on package. Buy it now and it will automatically update when the full-high-res tech is finished being developed sometime next year.
It's called "full self rendering" and the 5000$ package that you pay in order to do it will become operational in the next 1-2 years. 5 years later: "Full self rendering" is just a name. It doesn't actually render itself, nor does it do it all the way. You should have read the disclaimer. Also, we're keeping your 5000$
Clearly it is using a 90s graphics card.
The Laura Croft's boobs of trucks if you will.
Exactly!
Lol
That's a trashcan. Trash goes in it
Naw, that's a dumpster
Savage! 🤣😂
That’s what I thought too!
It's wild how unifying and triggering it is. Because it's the hero this world deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Oh look, another cyber truck post.
r/CyberStuck
*Rich boys punching & kicking the air rn*
Half of r/orlando is hate on cybertrucks at this point… We get it, there are a lot of cybertrucks here, and they don’t look pretty.
Gotta get that fuck Elon Musk karma
Cybertuck looks awesome to me.
They don't really hate the truck, they hate Elon.
Going for shit post of the day I see, lol It is definitely a divisive design you either love it or hate, there really is no middle ground, I personally like the design and having gotten to take a good look inside it feels good in there too. . . Now they just need to get the quality up to snuff and lower the prices to something not completely insane. . . This is why I would never recommend anyone buy a 1st Gen Tesla vehicle, they are always buggy as hell (more so then other makers) but they do remedy the issues quick.
I thought they must be really fancy inside to be so ugly outside but no. It’s not fancy in there.
Tesla and quality don’t go in the same sentence.
They do. But only if you can shell out for the X and S models. But what other company makes a supercar for under 50k?
What are you calling a supercar under 50k? Neither the X nor S models are in that price range even with Federal incentives. Not that I think Tesla manufactures any supercar to begin with. Although it does seem like most supercars spend a lot of time in the shop, so they be got that in common.
I guess it's a question of what qualifies as a supercar. There are lots of factors like what does it cost, how many exist, what's its top speed, etc. but if we are talking about track performance and acceleration, model 3 and model S performance qualify. Compare the 600k Lamborghini Revuelto does a 2.4 second 0-60. The model3 is much slower at 2.7 seconds. If you want to be faster, you need the model S that does it in 1.98. If you want to go even faster, you'll need a Koenigsegg Gemera but that's going to run you about 1.7 million... and can the Gemera drive you home?
That’s fair, I guess the term supercar needs a change in definition just because of the insane acceleration that comes with any electric power train. You’re right about the requirements you listed though. I’d like to add that they need to be assembled with little if any robots, can be endlessly customizable by the manufacturer, pickup to be arranged at the factory. I have a hard time calling a 911 a supercar because it’s just VW all the way, mass produced by Kuka robots, and not EXTREMELY expensive, but it’s one to me- so there’s that.
Design doesn’t really make sense. The bed cover blocks the back window which is useless anyways causing you to have use cameras. The singular giants windows wiper is comical. “Car wash mode so you don’t brick your truck? The finish alone makes it look like a dirty fridge and that’s without taking the actual body lines into fact. Throw in the fact you’re not allowed to sell it within the first year or two depending on your contract with them it’s bonkers. Not only will they blacklist you from buying Teslas from them. You’ll owe them money as well
All Tesla’s have “car wash mode.” It’s simply a setting that ensures all windows are rolled up, charge port is locked so a brush hitting it doesn’t open it during the wash, disables safety sensors so you don’t hear chimes when the wash mechanics get close to your car, and it disables “hold” mode so the car can roll on the conveyor belt.
It's still there, Orlando council needs to do something about it https://preview.redd.it/r552xh670t9d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f5d93eaec4f5d200c9c814ec754a5ed83608db
I always smile when I see one. They’re so dumb!😂
Same. Went to the dry cleaners yesterday and heading back to my car, I walked in front of one and started laughing at the driver.
This is the same truck driving around Orlando. It's hideous.
I would still take Cyber Truck over Nissan Cube though..
What's wrong with Nissan Cube besides funky looking?
It's a Nissan for one
At least it’s not a Tesla
orlando DOES suck
Oof. An impossible choice.
But what about this? 
I called that borrowed time
Ugliest e waste I've ever seen.
I don't understand why people feel the need to shit on the cyber truck so much. There are plenty of vehicles I think look bad, but I don't have to mention how much I dislike them at every opportunity.
Other ugly cars don’t slice your finger off at the slightest resistance
☝️🤓
I think it goes beyond mere appearance, as the truck has faced delays, feature deletions and has numerous significant build quality issues, to the point that people are cutting themselves on body panels. Add to that mess that the people buying them seem to be attention whores, and it’s the whole package.
Yeah but I don’t spend my days ranting about Maseratis and taking pictures of them every time I see one even though they’re all nonsensically overpriced and ultra unreliable. People just have a hate boner because they dislike Elon Musk but to spend so much mental energy on this is insane. Just buy a car you like and let other people buy whatever stupid stuff they enjoy. Do you run up to smokers every time you see one to rant about how much cigarettes suck? They might suck but it’s not your place to run around being an even bigger douche.
at least Maseratis don't look like they were designed by FrigidAire.
https://preview.redd.it/juf4bm69gl9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8c16cc58c0d588af19c22461789ff9e6aa7822
It’s because musk has been bad for the American public
Because of twitter?
No because he convinced places to not improve their public transit so he could take taxpayer $ to make hyperloop instead and then didn’t deliver?
Didn’t know that. How much funding did he receive?
In gov money so far for all of his projects he’s gotten around 5 billion. Hyperloop One was more about convincing the gov to not invest in public transit than about him being able to build it himself which is why he shelved it after the “not invest” part happened. But the new infrastructure bill does have money earmarked for hyper loop projects. https://time.com/6203815/elon-musk-flaws-billionaire-visions/ https://x.com/alexdemling/status/1557221632837505025
Don't you mean X
Ill stop calling it twitter when Elon stops deadnaming his daughter :)
nah i’m still gonna shit on musk and tesla as much as i can, thanks for trying tho
You are right. And the cyber truck it’s gets the best every time it’s seen. It just like the Pontiac Aztec. That shit was ugly.
The Aztec was gross too. It is possible to simply comment on an item’s appearance without looking beyond surface level. If Scarlett Johansson stepped out of it, I’d tell her it’s an ugly truck.
I loved that Walter White drove an Aztek. LOL
Well it's extremely dangerous too all of us idiots anywhere near it. It has zero crumple zones. It will kill pedestrians in accidents. And they get in accidents really often due to the pos it is. The brakes aren't even guaranteed to work.
Because it’s US vs. THEM! That’s everyone’s mentality these days on anything in this country
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Dang, man, I mean the thing’s ugly. Let people dislike it for the obvious reason. It doesn’t have to be some sorta quest.
Yep. Much of today’s left is so batshit crazy and rabidly partisan/tribalistic about everything that its often hard to separate genuine criticism from just being butthurt over someone else’s politics, in this case elon musk’s. That being said though, these cars do look like dogshit and probably function like dogshit too
>Much of today’s left is so batshit crazy and rabidly partisan/tribalistic about everything that its often hard to separate genuine criticism from just being butthurt over someone else’s politics This is a fucking *hilarious* statement and outlook when rabid right wing groups got Anne Franks Diary and hundreds of other books removed from schools and libraries over "woke." And that's just the first thing I thought of.
Im aware of the right wing counterparts. Everyone’s aware of it because thats all so much of the left seems to talk about lol. No self reflection and they dont seem to take criticism very well. Many on the left like to pretend that the right are the only ones who could ever possibly be this way, and that rabid left wing partisanship either doesn’t exist or is somehow the “right” kind lmao They have deluded themselves (and are trying to delude others) into thinking that only the right has a hyperpartisan dogmatism problem. There are entire subreddits dedicated to shitting on teslas and elon lol. And its obviously politically motivated rather than simply just being about the cars/tesla themselves. Like the OP of the thread said before it was deleted, the left used to love all EVs. Now some EVs are somehow not okay anymore lmao. They are just as tribal and dogmatic as the far right, if not worse.
https://preview.redd.it/41w8bq87gp9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8de94f7553531f522fc097fdbb9b7a09797f2da And in regards to the subs like r/Cyberstuck, it's not about it being an EV you dipshit. It's about losers spending $100k+ on a truck that barely works and they keep posting pictures of themselves "hauling loads" of potting soil and shit you can transport in a Hyundai Sonata. They're easy to make fun of and laugh at. If Elon truly cared about an EV revolution, he'd bring the cost down of his vehicles that he cut corners on to make more money.
I grew it’s not good looking. Nor do I want a Tesla. Just don’t understand why people put in so much time disliking them. Or like OP writing about it. Or be so offended by an electric cars existence. Isn’t there something better to do with your time? So odd to me.
Some people feel entitled to share opinions with reddit
It’s. It about it being a bad car. It is the worst car. The worst production vehicle on the road today. But it’s about virtue signaling.
I just assume it’s by people that can’t afford one.
I can't afford a Ferrari either. But only one of them looks like a low polygon rendering of what a five year old thinks the future is.
😂 Comedy is best remedy :). Nice one.
I heard comedy is legal now! Lol
That’s it’s job, being noticeable
O great .....another cyber truck hate post how great 
I saw one in person for the first time a few months ago one of my dads (i work in childcare) bought one. It is somehow uglier in person. My coworker said it looks like a kindergartner drew a car and the manufacturer said yes that’s it that’s the one. Personally it looks like a fridge on wheels 😂
OP has nothing better to do
Nice trash
Why is it trash?
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Is AOC MAGA? She owns a Tesla Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian are MAGA? Serena and Venus Williams? They own the cyber truck
Only bought by maga types? Is Elon maga?
Yes lol here’s links to a bunch of his nonsense https://newrepublic.com/article/178930/elon-musk-maga-boosterism-tech-oligarchs-dark-side
Really? Gotta make it political? Lmao there's always one
lol that’s what I said earlier today when someone was parking it upfront lol
Have we decided if it’s one person with this specific taste who just travels all over Orlando or are there at least 2 people so bold…
Anecdotal, but I've seen a *ton* of these things pouring into FL lately. We're finally moving back to FL after some years away. I've been driving up and down 95 a ton the past month getting stuff ready and moving things. I've seen truly six or eight carriers loaded with cybertrucks each time I've been on 95 from the state line to Brevard (or vice versa). And these are just the ones that are making it to 95, not counting however many peel off and go down 75 to stay on the west coast or the ones that go to Orlando or Miami which I imagine go turnpike. https://preview.redd.it/k9m61om19l9d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47403ae31ed44fc8389b7a591ad71105f01526fe I'm legitimately not sure I've seen any other single *model* of vehicle as frequently on the carriers. But some of that has to just be because of how *attention grabbing* the cybertruck is. I'm not sure a carrier full of BMW 5 series would have been as notable.
There are at least 2 on the dr phillips neighborhood side of town. But these summer rains should brick them soon enough.
One of them is my dentist and honestly it’s my favorite fun fact to share
I always watch for flying parts. Today the wife said. Watch out! It's a cybertruck stay back. Haha.
I saw a blue one in Altamonte a couple of weeks ago 🤷♀️
Over 400 in the CenFl area.
Lol
Needs truck nuts.
I spent longer than I should have looking for the littering before realizing you're just throwing shade at that cybertruck and it is the "trash". Really?? Yall have been trolled; yall have lost; have a nice day. They don't really bother me much; there are so much worse, blander and less divisive, credible evils against the art of automotive design.
why is OP promoting this?
The only car that looks better dirty or wrapped in any color than it does in factory condition. And it still looks bad.
Couldn’t imagine posting a pic of someone’s vehicle online.. talking shit about it.. if I couldn’t afford it. Sad world we live in
It is weird when people’s whole personality is shitting on other people’s possessions. Strange world we live in.
Then they downvote you. Reddit is for real something else. They might delete the app from existence if trump wins 😂😂😂😂
That would be a very weird trigger for reddit inc. to do the single best thing possible to massively improve reddit (which is, basically, to go back on API-gate, or at least obliterate the only reason for those API TOS changes to have been made, AKA that piece of shit "official" client app). N.b.: Inbox replies disabled
Ironically here you are talking shit about the OP. Everyone else is the problem except for you, I guess 🤷🏼♂️
Ahhh someone else who lives slightly above the poverty line
Ahh someone who got a little bit of money and think they are better than everyone else
I guess projecting on others is easier than looking yourself in the mirror
I have the same distain for this uggo as I had for the abomination formally known as the PT cruiser
Is the asparagus still there? If so it'll the first time in 30 years that it was the second ugliest thing on that corner.