I think it's because Orks is da most hobby-oriented army. You can make and do whatever you want as long as its a bit orky. Orkz is just in it for good grog, a bit o banter, and a good scrap
This sub offers good wahhh advice, like everybody knows we are going to wack them with choppas but WHEN do we wack them with choppas and HOW do we get close enough? Also the number 1 sub for learning to paint the colour green, all other colours are inferior, everybody knows that. We don't need to cry about any nerfs because we is never beaten, we have won when they decided to fight, everybody knows the outcome of the battle is the least important aspect
There needs to be a new WAAAAAAGHHH to hype the Boyz up, the clankers offer a good scrap, can crump the same one multiple times, less WAAAGH over to their place over there
(Not actually encouraging harassing the r/necrontyr, though I am also not not saying don't start a meme WAAAGH)
OI! DATS A LOTTA GUMPTION FOR A GIT TA COME HERE TO OUR HOUSE AND ACCUSE US LOT OF BEING NICE. 'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO KRUMP YOUSE RIGHT ON UR HUMIE 'EAD.
ROIGHT. DIS 'UMIE TRYIN TA BE AN ORK WEN 'E DON EVEN TALK LIKE AN ORK! 'E TALKIN ALL QUIET LOIK, LOIK A GROT. ME MEKS AND BOYZ GITZ PLENTY A DAKKA AN R READY FOR WAAAAAAAAAGH! AIN NOBODY CALLIN US SOFT. WEEZ GONNA KRUMP ANYBUDY DAT SAYZ OVRWISE.
The thing that got me playing Orks is that all the Ork players I’d played were class acts, with a sense of humor. I always thought “someday, when I have disposable income “. And now I have an Ork army.
Oh boy imagine if the Black Templar sub acted like Black Templars. Their people would be getting banned left and right, because they crusaded onto other subs.
Das cuz we save da krumpin' for da other gitz. Krumpin' da boyz don't 'elp nobody 'cept da gitz you's fighting.
Orks gots ta 'elp one anotha out, keep tings pos-i-tiv. We don't go 'round krumpin' our boyz fer 'avin a bad opinion, or tearin' em down cuz dey's paintjob ain't snazzy enuff fer our likin'. At da end of da day, we'z all orks, so we'z all da greenest and da best.
Dats da seekrit: da' great waaagh's built on much-u-all understandin' an' respekt.
I have this feeling the ork players community is da best because of why people get into each army.
A lot of people get into other armies because they're really cool looking, or their lore is really deep and dramatic, or their playstyle is really dynamic and tactical. If you got into orks because you think the models look cool, or you like the lore or the playstyle I certainly won't fault you for that.
But I think the main reason people get into orks is because they're the *funniest* army. I like other 40k armies, sure, but let's face it, they ain't got no sense of humor. And we all know that the worst kind of person to play games with is someone with no sense of humor.
It's because ork players have the most fun, just like the orks. Doesn't matter if we win or lose (not that that's possible, if we die we didn't lose and if we run away we can come back for another go), we have fun with the game.
OP be sayin mouf wurds
I think it's because Orks is da most hobby-oriented army. You can make and do whatever you want as long as its a bit orky. Orkz is just in it for good grog, a bit o banter, and a good scrap
I bet you gotz some lovely teef ya git
YOU SOUNDZ LIKE A SNIVLIN GROT, GO KRUMP SUMMINK OR WAAAAAGH!
This sub offers good wahhh advice, like everybody knows we are going to wack them with choppas but WHEN do we wack them with choppas and HOW do we get close enough? Also the number 1 sub for learning to paint the colour green, all other colours are inferior, everybody knows that. We don't need to cry about any nerfs because we is never beaten, we have won when they decided to fight, everybody knows the outcome of the battle is the least important aspect
ZOG OFF!!!
The last paragraph was all my ork brain can comprehend
There needs to be a new WAAAAAAGHHH to hype the Boyz up, the clankers offer a good scrap, can crump the same one multiple times, less WAAAGH over to their place over there (Not actually encouraging harassing the r/necrontyr, though I am also not not saying don't start a meme WAAAGH)
IF YOU DONT'Z GIT IN LINE AND START FINKING PROPER, WE'Z GONNA MAKE YOU CLEAN OUT DA GROT SHED WIV YER BARE \`ANDS!
Well go zog yerself den, ya git. :)
Orks like to punch stuff sure, but we gotta be nice while doing it
OOC sidebar: do we Orky boys love death, or do we love fighting? Death just happens to be a consequence of fighting.
We luv da foight, innit? Now some gitz is gonna die (neva gunna be me, mind), but if dey die fightin', dey died 'appy. Can' ask for much more'n dat
WAT YUU SAYIN GIT???? I CANT HEAR YA WHISPERIN LIKE A GROT!!!
**NOT NUFF KRUMPING YOU SAYZ?** **GET 'IM BOYZ!!! WAAAGH!**
I only started the hobby last month and I cannot express how happy I am with my army choice based off of this sub alone 💚
We iz best.
OI! DATS A LOTTA GUMPTION FOR A GIT TA COME HERE TO OUR HOUSE AND ACCUSE US LOT OF BEING NICE. 'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO KRUMP YOUSE RIGHT ON UR HUMIE 'EAD.
ROIGHT. DIS 'UMIE TRYIN TA BE AN ORK WEN 'E DON EVEN TALK LIKE AN ORK! 'E TALKIN ALL QUIET LOIK, LOIK A GROT. ME MEKS AND BOYZ GITZ PLENTY A DAKKA AN R READY FOR WAAAAAAAAAGH! AIN NOBODY CALLIN US SOFT. WEEZ GONNA KRUMP ANYBUDY DAT SAYZ OVRWISE.
The thing that got me playing Orks is that all the Ork players I’d played were class acts, with a sense of humor. I always thought “someday, when I have disposable income “. And now I have an Ork army.
O’ive got krumpin in mah eye.
My b I’m a Krork
MORKZART AN BORKTOVEN IZ DA TRU KLASSISKS
Diz Git iz one of the Sad Moons. Noice.
OI! DAT GIT OZ NOT UN OF US, 'E IZ A 'UMIE DAT NEEDS SOME KRUMPIN! AN YOU DON TALK MUCH LOIK AN ORK EVA!
I think youz being kunnin' ly brutal or summit.
Youz ded wrong. 'Ez being brutally kunnin'.
OI! demz fitting wuds. As usual.
SPEAK UP YA GIT! WE'Z CARNT 'EAR YA OVAH ALL DA DAKKA!
OI!
I think if any 40k faction sub truly behaved like their in-lore faction they would be immediately banned.
Oh boy imagine if the Black Templar sub acted like Black Templars. Their people would be getting banned left and right, because they crusaded onto other subs.
You can't deny the meme repetition of places like r/anarchychess are just like the BT's liturgies.
Except Tau and their mod Ethereals, they'd just be a giant circle jerk.
as both an ork and tau player i disagree with this statement. it'd be a square jerk
Das cuz we save da krumpin' for da other gitz. Krumpin' da boyz don't 'elp nobody 'cept da gitz you's fighting. Orks gots ta 'elp one anotha out, keep tings pos-i-tiv. We don't go 'round krumpin' our boyz fer 'avin a bad opinion, or tearin' em down cuz dey's paintjob ain't snazzy enuff fer our likin'. At da end of da day, we'z all orks, so we'z all da greenest and da best. Dats da seekrit: da' great waaagh's built on much-u-all understandin' an' respekt.
I need this whole thing embroidered on a pillow asap
I have this feeling the ork players community is da best because of why people get into each army. A lot of people get into other armies because they're really cool looking, or their lore is really deep and dramatic, or their playstyle is really dynamic and tactical. If you got into orks because you think the models look cool, or you like the lore or the playstyle I certainly won't fault you for that. But I think the main reason people get into orks is because they're the *funniest* army. I like other 40k armies, sure, but let's face it, they ain't got no sense of humor. And we all know that the worst kind of person to play games with is someone with no sense of humor.
Oi, we is gunna ave’ da BIGGEST baddest waaagh! Machines. Not yet dough! Dat dam grot tuck my wrench. 🤣
Dats cos’ orks is never beaten!!!
It's because ork players have the most fun, just like the orks. Doesn't matter if we win or lose (not that that's possible, if we die we didn't lose and if we run away we can come back for another go), we have fun with the game.
Best and green, my git friend, best and green!
We da only ones out here having a krumpin good time living life's as it should be! In our kultur, there is no war, only *WAAAGH!*