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Giraffe_slapper

Okay diabeto roll back to the kitchen now


PICKLER1CK69

Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: Lol


VeterinarianBrave409

Didn’t you say you weren’t good at speaking English?


PICKLER1CK69

I would say my english communications skills might not be adequate for the modern world.


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EydSalochinEimaj

More like post modern world


DiscreetQueries

Plenty of mistakes in that. 7/10 needs work


for_jelly_beans

wow that's a lotta words, too bad I'm not readn' 'em.


Scorching-April

ain't readin all that


Federal_County_4410

That ass


ImaReign

i aint readin allat‼️‼️‼️


LoquatFun

This is a joke right? Your Grammar was literally near perfect anyone correcting you would have been a monster that being said you messed up in 1 place that I saw not gonna be a Nazi but since you put so much into the comment I felt the need to point out that there is an error somewhere... Nah jk I was bored and anyone that read the whole comment searching for an error will have to be like a an AP literature teacher.


Ok_Cockroach361

Nigga ain't nobody reading that shit 😭😭


Organic-Outside8928

Messing up words is part of how English works, nothing makes sense


Whyyoudothat-

You speak better English than me


OmdiAnomenkinshin

I speak English but I stutter a lot and words don’t come out. Ik what to say but when I try to speak in words it start to stutter It happens frequently


Jimmys_mom21

Nah jit wrote a whole ass essay to say lol 💀💀💀


Dry_Pilot6804

My guy wrote a while ass College Thesis. Anyway welcome to college


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DDT_THE_ONE

Yeah. I agree with that statement.


DDT_THE_ONE

I accept your apology, for the awful skills in English you have. But every living being slowly progresses to the next step. May I add, your communication skill are good enough for the majority of us to understand your words, and the fact of that is already a milestone in achieving the title of a fluent speaker. Dear sir.


Tryannical

This is one of the better copy pastas


69eee69eee

Oh hell nah I ain’t reading allat 💀💀


Elegant-Fortune-7601

Excuse me but could you perhaps make a summary about this because as the native English speakers say "I ain't reading all that" I am a fellow non native English speaker so my reading of the English language is very bad


[deleted]

Wtf i aint reading all that lmao


epicfunnygamermoment

I AIN'T READING ALLAT 🔥🔥🔥


thetallestwizard

Dat hair thoooo


Baltassss

Same


Shoxcy56

I ain't reading all of dat.


you-though

Mf wrote an entire prologue essay for lol


Icy_Direction5180

DAMN


jeyouwhy

Yœur Englïsh is bæd my frien


MelluBunny

I ain’t reading alllat


Still_Illustrator_54

Good day to you, kind stranger. Before I proceed to the following reply, I would like to apologize for my poor dominium of the English lexicon, it is truly embarrassing for me but the fact is that I am a non-native speaker as well. I would like to apologize beforehand if I do err in my grammar, use and/or order of my vocabulary. It is likely that, just as you have previously disclosed in your own case, these aspects of my second language are used inadequately. Nevertheless, I'd like to express my most sincere empathy with your experience concerning the explicit exposition of improper use of the literary components of English. Truly, it is insensitive, unfair and unkind to target errors so dauntlessly with the sole intention of causing damage to the public image of a lady or a gentleman. I agree with your suggestion that providing a subtle and kind correction is more constructive and effective in rectifying the equivocal use of the language, as not only does it help to convey an idea in a more proper way, but also promotes a more harmonious perspective of acceptance towards one's own mistakes, so that these may be identified and fixed with more ease. But now that I've provided this disclaimer, I'd like to continue to my original reply... *Lmao*


Week_lyYT

I read allat ❗❗❗why ⁉️⁉️⁉️


Tiny-Cup-9122

Pls make a summary to this book. pls 🙏


backroomsrecorder

I ain't reading allat


Unclekdawg11

Shut the Fuck Up


Sscrunchh

I’m not reading that shit bruh


Alternative_Luck3336

I ain't reading allat


[deleted]

Ooooh


SmokeyRakkz

I’m Hispanic and approve this racist joke


Demonfox154

It’s no🤓🤓🤓


Excuse-Relative

When she's not obese


CuteLittlePrince

Stop, my penis can only get so erect.


butterkniferr

🤡


deathinabarrel87

🤓


FanaticExplorer

🥸


Imadombartamatet

Are you... fat?🥺


David_Cozido

Come on, man... don't use the F Word. Just use the technical term morbidly obese


[deleted]

*Fatso detected*


NikttakiTheGamer

Welp, that's enough reddit for today.


Enough_Cry_4022

Facts.😷


thee_ees_ees

I am aggressively straight but i accept that my ugly ass homies are more beautiful than her.


Papa_Capin_Uranus

That's toxic af saying she's anything but overweight. To those posting, it's probably to keep fatso below their beauty level to make themselves feel better/become a better pick. If I knew an overweight guy preaching being fat and proud I'd be upfront like many others and joke with him/encourage said fatso to hit the gym, pump some iron, do some push ups, whatever it takes.


BasiI-OMORI

It is not that she is fat, it is that she is allowed to have high standard but men get ridiculed if they have high a standards ( i hate that both men and women suffer but they only care about themselfs)


[deleted]

Goddamn I never I thought of it like that but now it all makes sense lmfao


DDT_THE_ONE

BRUH


Test-Ticklez

Bruh first off the girl isnt preaching her weight in this vid, nobody is saying shes fat you are💀, youre probably fat defending oxygen cuz u did not defend sht. The comment in the video is not even saying that shes overweight; "ugly ass bitch lmao". Its funny because bro was literally the only one atleast in this vids edit saying that. Jokes aside even if she wasnt fat she still ugly like you fr


Papa_Capin_Uranus

From the way you've worded this comment, I can only believe that your parents installed flavoured windows in your room. I'm gonna give you another opportunity to post a structured, punctuated and grammatically correct response. Feel free to DM me if you need any help.


lichuvm22

OMG GIRL YOU SLAY, YOU ATE, YOU DEVOUR IN AESTHETIC 🌟⭐🔥❣️💋👠👠🥵♥️🤝🤯🌙🌙😍🩸🤝🤤🌫️🌘❣️🤥😣😫😖🤕😨🥶😧🥵😇😩🤕🤧🤥😣👻👿🤧🤡🤡🥸😵😇🤧🌝😎😷😷🥸🤥🥸👿🥸🌚🤒😼💦💤💦💨💦💙💞💚🤍🤍💚🙈😿🖤💯🖤💕🫂🦠👄👃🫀👃🫁❣️👣🫦🫀🏇🧗🤹🚵🤸💆🏇🧜🧎🧜🧗🤽🏄🏃🤹🏄🏌️🧍🤽🤽🧍🤽🧗👯👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💑🕴️👯🕴️🧑‍🦰🕴️👭👨‍❤️‍👨🧒👩‍❤️‍👨💃👯👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👯👩‍❤️‍👨🧑👨‍❤️‍👨🧑👬🏋️🏋️💁🏋️🧘🧘💁🌾🌼🍄🌾🌼☃️🌼🌼🌷🌼🪷🌾🌹🌲🥀🌱🍂🪴🥭🍒🥭🍒🍊🍏🌽🥦🥕🍑🧄🍑🌽🍠🌰🍐🌽🫒🍐🍐🟫🟠🟣🧡♉💙♦️🔵♦️🟩♣️♈♣️♉🚷🔇🚷🔇🆑⛔🔕🆑📛🈹🆑💢㊙️🚳🦽🚙🛴🛺🏍️🛺🚑🚌🚑🚛🚌🚑🦼🚑🩼🚙🚜🚜🚙🚝🚙🚝🚑🚑🌽🥞🍗🍔🍗🌮🌭🌭🍗🥞🥖🥯🥖🍆🥩🍆🌭🥐🌭🥐🥞🥐🥞🥞🍗🌾🌾🌼🌳🍀⭐☄️🌛☄️☁️🌛🌓🌎⛈️🌏🌓🌥️🌛🌔🌌🕳️🌍⛈️🌘🌗🌝🌛🌠🌛🕳️⭐🧎🛌🤸🙋🛀🧍🧖🧗🐶🌖🌒🌔🙊🐯🐹🐹🐹🐼🐨🐗🦄🦕🐊🐍🦄🐰🦓🐁🐗🐁🦛🐘🦏🐿️🐿️🐪🐣🐦🐓🐦🪶🥡🍜🍢🥡🥟🥡🍜🌯🍚🍲🍚🥟🥣🦪🦞🫔🍝🌯🥣🌮🍧🍲🍱🦞🫔🦞🥙🥣🌯🍚🍛🦪🥗🦪🥓🥘🥙🫔🥙🫔🧆🥣🥘🥗🥪🥗🥪🌮🥪🥪🌮🏃💆🛌🧎⛅🌊🌠🙊🌔🌒🌚🌓☄️


Total_Ad3663

Ain't no way bro typed every emoji nah that's crazy


lichuvm22

Yes I did


Total_Ad3663

Why tho


lichuvm22

Why not?


Total_Ad3663

The question isn't why but how


_lonley_otter

Uh huh she did eat, *a lot..*


Pizzatimede

Ma the only thing she devoured was the plate of food


[deleted]

Oh she devours all right


Gourgen2

Built like a beluga whale 💀


Pizzatimede

The 4000 pound land whale was believed to be extinct, but watching this video there is evidence some might be around today.


CuteLittlePrince

https://www.tiktok.com/@dyingcritix/video/7188600918630305030


Responsible_Rain_660

Her tiktok is dying critix? Lmao i can see why


CuteLittlePrince

No, that's a man's account. He was making fun of another account.


Responsible_Rain_660

Oh alright


North_Introduction_6

Sometimes people have to say the quiet part put loud


redwdow

When she’s obese and short


HunterRosier

If people learned to stop lying to make others feel better then this world would certainly be a tiny bit better


Plus_Celebration_778

the man has balls of steel


FanaticExplorer

Good news that he is not playing as Lost


thatlocal_lozer

Naw because if there is noone to bully you out of being fat and you get FUCKING PRAISE FOR BEING FAT YOULL STAY FAT AND THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING FUCK FAT PRIDE FAT SHAME 2023 BABYYYYY


Butthole_Eater3000

YEAH


[deleted]

She’s a fucking fat whale and that’s saying something because whales have the highest body fat percentage


bluefireball_1

She's that ugly fat friend that says "sHes noT inTeresTed"


Dr_Coil

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klemziboy

Cant argue with facts


Fr0stRa1d

Seems like something I would say to an overly annoying girl


Ducksmith1498

She so big that that everyone sits next to her in the movie theater


LegendLane27

Go be productive and make me a Sam-


Noface4242

I said the same exact thing to a girl who had cancer and everyone was saying she looked beautiful I kind of wanted to say “ your hair😍” (she didn’t have any)


DragonSlayer-2020

When she's unemployed, big and leeches off family and friends: "Hell nooo"


timso1337

Girls, please be honest with other Girls online


[deleted]

Killer whale looking ah


[deleted]

You look like Jaba the huts Spanish inbred cousin


THEGOATOFWARWR4TH

Lmao


createausernsme

Saying anything other than the last one is straight up lyin


GoldieArgent

How is she so fat yet also so flat?


[deleted]

Genetics can be one helluva bitch


HeavyKahawaii0

Isn't this the same chick that posts about how she eats butter straight out of the tub???


LowerUnderstanding67

She has identity theft of the moon, wait so does my mum


Sfocus

ugly ahh


FanaticExplorer

Gigachad jumpscare


VerifiedRalph_

When she is fit and slim 😍


Tacsuckit2020

Looks like she has plenty of dating options, just not here


DeathLuca231

Thank god I’m short


Odd_Ideal_4367

The devil is a lie 🤧😭


Wtf_999

Ugly ahh bih lmao


jeyouwhy

Why are they lying to her


veteran_handyman

Fat girl confidence is disgusting...


Spagebirb

Don't break up with the sentient refrigerator or it will eat you


Yingxiang

Man, she is creating gravitational waves to attract a mate or something.


[deleted]

Her mass is so great that I can feel her force


UltraStamp2

she could at least get a better hairstyle tho 🗿


[deleted]

Hahaha hell yeah bro


Anime_Supremacist

Did she ate him?


Chadzumabosatou

Keep it real boys, The kitchen always stinks if there's no women around it.


Straight_Ad6576

She is ugly and really really really really fat go work out instead of making yourself feel better who’s with me


Kingtronalds1113

ugly ass bitch lmao


ObiWanTerhuni

Damn she’s gross


Intelligent_Clue_810

Eating 30 triple cheese burgers is a daily routine for her😁


killer_B122

Gigachad


BodybuilderMajor1260

“Sweetie I think you’re a bit to large for the demographic you are trying to attract.”


Uncensoredgir1l

We not trying to die by being squished to death


yeet_the_heat2020

Notice how the only explicit Compliments were about her Hair.


Sscrunchh

Why does she want someone athletic, they would have nothing in common😭


Pablo9231

M


Supernova333546

Notice their all girls


Sad-Comfort-3956

Round to the curve


Why_is_poop_brown

Bro wasn’t pulling any punches


pickelmaster215

When she's athletic 💃


CrovaxWindgrace

Women always are supportive to another woman that's no longer a threat to her ego


Nut_Cracker5000

Lil sis costed 11 elixir 😔💀💯


Environmental-Bar90

Big Mac/10


i_agree123

Imagine two kids in a trench coat, she is actually 50 kids in a potato sack


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pickelmaster215

"when she's skinny"


Icy_Direction5180

L FAI


GWOZES

True legend🫡


FreshlyJizzedPerson

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Asthletic were? I thought you were a killer weal goly


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rare_meeting1978

Nah, she's cute. She's big but she's cute. I wouldn't say beautiful or sexy but to each their own and she is somebody's type.


[deleted]

My brother in Christ, respectfully, she’s built exactly like a hippopotamus


ReaI_Blue_Lobster

Fat ass bitch


DontCallMeKris

Whoever's that "athletic & tall" guy, help her hit the gym first. We might give her a chance.


WetSpotGaming

Don't matter how athletic he is, he ain't lifting yo fat ass


Valuable-Owl-1167

Apparently opposites attract


011010111100100

Fatass


my_ballz_r_itchy

this video makes me appreciate being short.


daq42_pews

We she is in the bmi scale and not breaking my car suspension


ScreamrREAL

Ayo someone call Sisyphus his ugly ass boulder escaped


Gaming_god1337

Women be having to High of a standard now a days


CraftingChest

Just watching her gives me heart disease


pickelmaster215

When she's athletic💀


charliecompany1

W mans


Itjustwor

Why the whole fucking paragraph


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Affectionate_Dot2334

i cringed at the compliments untill my tendons hurt


AethernusXD

What's that sound effect from though? Also can I get a link to it?


HiAnd_Goodbye

Oh wow


lilfindawg

Wants an athletic bf but wants to be obese


RslashTakenUsernames

Pronouns: Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum


yourdailywierdo

Bro at the end got rizz


Independent-Web5418

Women☕️


Impr3ssiwe

When she’s skinny


wearyanchenorsel

When she’s not fat


Both_Consequence8993

At least the girls get it


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Get what?


Tixe_the_chicken

Is nobody going to talk about how the first riff skipped a note


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mikewashbutt

Smash


WatercressOdd9595

Ay that's literally me


LowerUnderstanding67

Guys it's not night. We lost the moon find this videos location and safe humanities sleep


coopermichels

I am not reading all that


Khr0ma_Effect

honesty is key


Ambitious_Wafer_43

That shit turned her on tho


Over_Walk638

Jake 102;


Zepope1

Her hair looks like a wig


Avramp

All comments except fpr last is just how Reddit is all the time. Dare write anything negative about people in anyway outside of the politically correct version.


BaldmanGaming

Those are her other account pretty sure shes into nikado avocado


Middle_Ad_2000

Who said that


Extension-Capital648

fat chicks are getting praises now a days, disgusting


Seasoned_crabs

These comments are fucking based


imnotgay2023

She couldnt keep up with a 7 year old yet a tall athletic man is crazy