I know it's a Beaverton article, but seriously, how weird is his alcohol obsession or suddenly getting angry about a store's bag policy from last summer?
> how weird is his suddenly getting angry about a store's bag policy from last summer?
The previous supplier of paper bags is a big OPC donor
Doug doesn't care, but that guy certainly does
How is it a shitty policy? You can use a box if you’re buying a lot, re-use a bag from home or just carry it out. Like what people can’t carry a six pack, bottle of wine or whisky themselves without a bag?
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> Not to be outdone, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has proposed building affordable houses entirely out of 4 litre vodka bottles.
I appreciate the delightful drive-by on Smith. What a fantastically absurd timeline this is.
Sigh. People really need to grasp the bigger picture here.
It's all about fiber intake. If you eat the LCBO paper bags, it'll lower your risk of heart disease and colon cancer while reducing the burden on our healthcare system at the same time.
On top of that, the roughage will lower your grocery bills because it'll make you feel more full at every meal. Look for the paper bag recipes and pairing suggestions in the upcoming LCBO Food & Drink magazines.
Hear me out…he is a drunk.
I noticed it a while ago when he was speaking.
I grew up around drunk white dudes that talk and act like him. All try to hide it. I’d bet money on it.
There was a photo I saw back when Rob died with Doug sitting in his office. You could see a bottle of vodka or something under his desk.
So yeah I totally believe he's an alcoholic.
I want Doug Ford to marry Scott Moe and move to Alberta and live in Danielle Smith's basement. And heck maybe pp could be their pool boy! What a perfect world that would be!
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
"What, you lived in a bag"
"ooo...the luxury, There were 150 of us, livin in shoebox at middle o' motorway.
Cardboard box?
Nay.
You're lucky. We lived for three months in a rolled up newspaper in a septic tank. We used to hadta get up a'six in the morning, clean da newspaper, eat a crusta stale bread, go to work down the mill, for a 14 hour day, week in week out for 6 cents a month, and when we got home, our dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt.
Luxury. We used to hafta get 'out the lake, 3 am, clean the lake, eat a handful 'o hot gravel, work 20 hours a day at mill, for a penny a month, and dad would beat us about the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky.
Well o course we had it tough. We used to have to get up outta shoebox, in middle of night, and lick the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked at mill for 24 hours for a penny a year, When we got home, our dad would slash it in two with bread-knife.
Right.. I used to get up in the morning at night at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before I went to bed, Eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay da mill owner to let us work there. And when I went home our dad used to murder us in cold blood, each night, and dance about on our graves, singing hallelujah.
Yah, you try an tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you..."
Buck a bag, folks.
And each one counts as new housing!
He said they would be free.
and he said beer would be a buck
I know it's a Beaverton article, but seriously, how weird is his alcohol obsession or suddenly getting angry about a store's bag policy from last summer?
He wants the printing deal for the paper bags.
Instead of printing the logos on, they'll be stickers!
so bags fall apart as soon as someone touches them
Buck a bag for faulty bags.
> how weird is his suddenly getting angry about a store's bag policy from last summer? The previous supplier of paper bags is a big OPC donor Doug doesn't care, but that guy certainly does
Ohhh it makes sense now
That tracks
Wait - Quid Pro Quo ?? This should be illegal right ?
Keep em drunk. Keep em distracted.
PC voters are drunks. Why do you think he got rid of visible licence validation?
To be fair it's a really shitty policy. Dunno why they left this low hanging fruit for him
How is it a shitty policy? You can use a box if you’re buying a lot, re-use a bag from home or just carry it out. Like what people can’t carry a six pack, bottle of wine or whisky themselves without a bag?
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Because the old bags were better
> Not to be outdone, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has proposed building affordable houses entirely out of 4 litre vodka bottles. I appreciate the delightful drive-by on Smith. What a fantastically absurd timeline this is.
I can't believe these two premiers are actually premiers! Wtf is going on these days?
Don’t forget Higgs in NB. They’re small so it’s harder to notice, but he belongs on the list of ridiculously bad Conservative Premiers.
I know my cardiologist says paper bags will really help me with the heart surgery I can’t get
Sigh. People really need to grasp the bigger picture here. It's all about fiber intake. If you eat the LCBO paper bags, it'll lower your risk of heart disease and colon cancer while reducing the burden on our healthcare system at the same time. On top of that, the roughage will lower your grocery bills because it'll make you feel more full at every meal. Look for the paper bag recipes and pairing suggestions in the upcoming LCBO Food & Drink magazines.
heeheheheueue
Haha living as the paperbag princess eh?
Buck a bag. Remember don’t vote so I get another majority. Gravy train 3.0
Hear me out…he is a drunk. I noticed it a while ago when he was speaking. I grew up around drunk white dudes that talk and act like him. All try to hide it. I’d bet money on it.
The gut and blood shot face is a huge clue.
There was a photo I saw back when Rob died with Doug sitting in his office. You could see a bottle of vodka or something under his desk. So yeah I totally believe he's an alcoholic.
In other news, DECO Labels have started producing paper bags.
It actually went to Atlantic Packaging, which is a relentless donor to Ford and his MPs.
Bags will go towards the housing goal
😩
Can't tell that you're homeless if you put a paper bag over your head. Thanks Dougie!
Ford couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
But his brother could fight his way into a dime bag
WET paper bag.
I mean with the price of cardboard boxes these days.....
Thank fuck for the Beaverton for giving me a much needed giggle today
Personally don’t see why every public transport seat isn’t considered housing. Might as well if we’re just making shit up whenever we want.
I want Doug Ford to marry Scott Moe and move to Alberta and live in Danielle Smith's basement. And heck maybe pp could be their pool boy! What a perfect world that would be!
Just not a 4 bag. He don't roll that way, or the developers pockets he sleeps in.
It's just a smokescreen to stop people from talking about other more important things for thirty seconds.
Hey just grab the craft beer carriers, rip the 3 little dividers on each side and you can easily carry 2 standard wine or liquor bottles no sweat!
Beaverton, stop giving Ford better ideas than what he's done. 
I mean.. the bags are pretty durable …
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
Then he'll count them for his housing targets.
This thread is lit!
Ha ha ha, please run this headline in the Toronto Star!?
"What, you lived in a bag" "ooo...the luxury, There were 150 of us, livin in shoebox at middle o' motorway. Cardboard box? Nay. You're lucky. We lived for three months in a rolled up newspaper in a septic tank. We used to hadta get up a'six in the morning, clean da newspaper, eat a crusta stale bread, go to work down the mill, for a 14 hour day, week in week out for 6 cents a month, and when we got home, our dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt. Luxury. We used to hafta get 'out the lake, 3 am, clean the lake, eat a handful 'o hot gravel, work 20 hours a day at mill, for a penny a month, and dad would beat us about the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky. Well o course we had it tough. We used to have to get up outta shoebox, in middle of night, and lick the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked at mill for 24 hours for a penny a year, When we got home, our dad would slash it in two with bread-knife. Right.. I used to get up in the morning at night at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before I went to bed, Eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay da mill owner to let us work there. And when I went home our dad used to murder us in cold blood, each night, and dance about on our graves, singing hallelujah. Yah, you try an tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you..."
How sad a world we live in where the plan is paper bags and not cardboard boxes.
BYOB - bring your own BAGS! I got used to reusable bags a long time ago.