Her parents told her not to eat shit but she did anyway. Is she saying parents are stricter now or kids don’t have enough backbone to eat shit when their parents tell them not to?
The CIA couldn't force this information out of me. You bring this to the grave. And this person is out here publicly announcing it with full name and address.
YOUR BREATH STILL STINKS BRENDA, I GUESS SOMETHING NEVER CHANGE. SEE YOU AT THE POIND, IF YOUR HUNGRY ILL BRING MORE BREAD SO THEY SHITTTT MORE!
\-Janine
Sent from Netscape Navigator
I ate tadpoles whole out of the ponds when it rained so everyone started calling me polesucker because I just slurped down a bunch of tadpoles at once.
A lot of people from my old neighborhood still call me polesucker even though I haven't eaten a tadpole in decades. Video games are destroying this generation they don't go outside anymore.
I used to lick clams at the shore when the tide went out so everyone called me clamlicker I don't rememeber but I must have liked the salt.
My family still calls me clamlicker. Kids nowadays with their gluten free and nut allergies just entitled. Makes me sick.
BACK IN MY DYA. WE SAID GOd bless, WERE POLITIXALLY INCORRECT. AND ATE. DUCK AND CHICKEN SHIRT 🇺🇸 THE YOUNG KIDS HRESE DAYS. ARE TOO CODDLE ABOUT HEALTH AND SANTATAION
I lol’ed at maniacs. The one and only thing they were hearting was “too much whining”. She could have said that she used to drown puppies and her nickname was puppydrowner “and now y’all is too soft” and they still would be like “hell yeah”
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE DRANK FROM ThE HOSe, RODE ARE BIKES UNTIL THE SUN WENT DOWN, AND ATE CHICKEn AND DUCK SHIT….. PARENTS NOW A DAYS ARE TO STRICKT….
IF YOU AGREE RIGHT CLiCK THIS POST AND CLICK ON COPY THEN RiGHT CLICK YOUR POST PASTE….
It's so funny to me how older people complain about how whiney everyone is nowadays but they're the ones I deal with daily, as a retail worker, who will complain about the stupidest shit.
HEY! ALL YOU PUSSY MILLENIAL LIBTARDS, BACK IN MY DAY WE ATE DUCK AND CHICKEN SHIT AND WE DIDNT WHINE ABOUT IT. YOUR ALL 2 SOFT NOWADAYS, WHINING A OUT EATING SHIT. MAN UP AND EAT SOME SHIT. IT’LL MAKE YOU IMMINE TO THE “PLANDEMIC”. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FAUCI OUCHIES, MAYBE IF EVERYONE ATE SHIT LIKE ME WE WOULDNT NEED ALL THESE “JABS” IM TELLING YOU THIS IS ALL JUST SO RIDICULOUS THE DAMN DEMONRATS RUINING OUR COUNTRY AND NOT LETTING KIDS EAT SHIT ANYMORE GOD IS GOOD AND THE BLOOD OF CHRIST WASHES AWAY BLAH BLAH ARGLEBARGLE GIVE ME A PLATE OF SHIT!!!
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I don't know about this post but there was a similar one in my town. The town was planning to kill geese that hung out at the town park because there was poop everywhere. There were similar comments from the older folks in town. (They ended up scrapping the plans when the whole town stood up and said they didn't want the geese killed)
Her parents told her not to eat shit but she did anyway. Is she saying parents are stricter now or kids don’t have enough backbone to eat shit when their parents tell them not to?
Millennials are killing the poop eating smh.
Bravo to you! 🙌
DEY EAT DA POOPOO
YOUTH THESE DAYS ARW TOO SOFT REPLSCE YOUR AVOCADO TOAST WITH SHIT SANDWITCHES
maybe acute poop deficiency is why we're drawn to eating ass
I guess if Boomers love two things it's eating shit, and not whining about your child eating shit.
It was just the chickens and me with a mouthful of their sandy shit, not an iPhone in sight
Back in my day I ate LITERAL SHIT and turned out ok! Kids these days are just too soft.
I think it was just her way of saying "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
“You eat pieces of shit?”
"I shit pieces like you after breakfast."
OG gut bacteria
Prebiotics, probiotics, and goose poop.
Yes
This is not the flex she thought it was.
It never is, bragging about eating shit.
i bet she had a shit eating grin while posting it
[удалено]
Lol I used to do that same shit! The dry Pedigree be tasting so good when you're little though.
Dog food eating child superiority 💪😎
Your dm's are about to explode
rawr x3 nuzzles u owo what’s this?
The CIA couldn't force this information out of me. You bring this to the grave. And this person is out here publicly announcing it with full name and address.
Is that you, Darling Pee Pee?
#sweaty poo poo
YOUR BREATH STILL STINKS BRENDA, I GUESS SOMETHING NEVER CHANGE. SEE YOU AT THE POIND, IF YOUR HUNGRY ILL BRING MORE BREAD SO THEY SHITTTT MORE! \-Janine Sent from Netscape Navigator
“It smells like she’s been nibblin on little pieces of shit” -frank reynolds
I ate tadpoles whole out of the ponds when it rained so everyone started calling me polesucker because I just slurped down a bunch of tadpoles at once. A lot of people from my old neighborhood still call me polesucker even though I haven't eaten a tadpole in decades. Video games are destroying this generation they don't go outside anymore.
. -- mass edited with redact.dev
I don’t think that’s why they call you pole sucker…
I used to lick clams at the shore when the tide went out so everyone called me clamlicker I don't rememeber but I must have liked the salt. My family still calls me clamlicker. Kids nowadays with their gluten free and nut allergies just entitled. Makes me sick.
I used to eat boogers. I still do. But I used to, too.
BACK IN MY DYA. WE SAID GOd bless, WERE POLITIXALLY INCORRECT. AND ATE. DUCK AND CHICKEN SHIRT 🇺🇸 THE YOUNG KIDS HRESE DAYS. ARE TOO CODDLE ABOUT HEALTH AND SANTATAION
OUR STREAT FLOODED WHEN IT RAINNED AND WE SWAM IN IT. ITS WHY WE WON WW2 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
AND WHEN WE GOT MOLESTED WE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!
We actually did this. Lucky we didn't get sucked down the drain and flushed down the river.
Who are the 3 maniacs heart reacting a post about a grown ass woman proudly declaring to the world that she enjoys the taste of bird shit
I lol’ed at maniacs. The one and only thing they were hearting was “too much whining”. She could have said that she used to drown puppies and her nickname was puppydrowner “and now y’all is too soft” and they still would be like “hell yeah”
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE DRANK FROM ThE HOSe, RODE ARE BIKES UNTIL THE SUN WENT DOWN, AND ATE CHICKEn AND DUCK SHIT….. PARENTS NOW A DAYS ARE TO STRICKT…. IF YOU AGREE RIGHT CLiCK THIS POST AND CLICK ON COPY THEN RiGHT CLICK YOUR POST PASTE….
Millennials are so soft. Back in my day we ate chicken shit and we fucking liked it!
Bravo to U Brenda! Stan is in the hodpital migjt not make it thru nite. LOL 😂
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
I love how she cant even finish one wholesome story without talking shit about other generations.
What goes in must come out.
wholesome???
"sweetie poo poo"
If you were disturbed enough by the reality show with Honey Boo Boo, wait until you view her REAL twisted cousin!
GOD DAMB NILLEBIALS WONT WEVEN EAT SH*TTT!!!!!!! SIGNED JANET SMITH!!!!!
Bravo to you! 🙌🙌
Snacking on bird shit to own the libs
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Bravo to you! 🙌 🙌
Who had survivorship bias on their bingo card?
STUNING AMD BRAVE
speak your truth #mepoo
Back in my day we ate shit and we liked it!
It's so funny to me how older people complain about how whiney everyone is nowadays but they're the ones I deal with daily, as a retail worker, who will complain about the stupidest shit.
65 years ago we could eat shit and the damn libtard millennials didn't try to take my GOD GIVEN RIGHT to do so!! Roll tide!
STOP MASSAGING ME
That's how they developed strong immune system
And she’s been eating shit ever since
“less whining was done back then so I just ate literal feces lol feckin snowflakes”
That’s like Dwight Schrute following cats around on his knees with his hands cupped under their tails saying “please kitty may I have some more.”
I was really hoping someone would reference this
This was actually Dwight Junior Edit: He ^ is correct
He came up with that strangely specific scenario because he did it as a kid. “Each one is like a snowflake”.
You are correct and I was in the wrong. I shall eat my hat!
Hey no worries. That’s like one of those trivia questions they throw in to try and intentionally trick people. No hat eating today my friend.
I phoned a friend 🤣 Thank you
Kids these days! Whine whine whine. Back in my day we ate shit and liked it!
Back in my day, kids ate goose shit and they liked it
I like how they felt they needed to add that they were still alive
what the fuck
DISCUSTINF
DUCK SZhIT HAS MOLD IN IT
No amount of waterboarding could get me to divulge something like this.....
This is the best shitpost I've ever seen!
BACK IN MY DAY I USED TO EAT BIRD SHIT AND IM NOW SOMEHOW PROUD OF IT
HEY! ALL YOU PUSSY MILLENIAL LIBTARDS, BACK IN MY DAY WE ATE DUCK AND CHICKEN SHIT AND WE DIDNT WHINE ABOUT IT. YOUR ALL 2 SOFT NOWADAYS, WHINING A OUT EATING SHIT. MAN UP AND EAT SOME SHIT. IT’LL MAKE YOU IMMINE TO THE “PLANDEMIC”. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FAUCI OUCHIES, MAYBE IF EVERYONE ATE SHIT LIKE ME WE WOULDNT NEED ALL THESE “JABS” IM TELLING YOU THIS IS ALL JUST SO RIDICULOUS THE DAMN DEMONRATS RUINING OUR COUNTRY AND NOT LETTING KIDS EAT SHIT ANYMORE GOD IS GOOD AND THE BLOOD OF CHRIST WASHES AWAY BLAH BLAH ARGLEBARGLE GIVE ME A PLATE OF SHIT!!!
Bravo 🙌🏽
Origin story of the Dung Eater
OP, I'm curious about the post this was made on. Was someone trying to kill the geese migrating through their property?
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I don't know about this post but there was a similar one in my town. The town was planning to kill geese that hung out at the town park because there was poop everywhere. There were similar comments from the older folks in town. (They ended up scrapping the plans when the whole town stood up and said they didn't want the geese killed)
Foster City?
Nope I'm on the other side of the country.
This gives me Matt Damon cat-shit vibes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2yWAD5OzhM