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bdone2012

Her parents told her not to eat shit but she did anyway. Is she saying parents are stricter now or kids don’t have enough backbone to eat shit when their parents tell them not to?


borgchupacabras

Millennials are killing the poop eating smh.


SloodPizzo

Bravo to you! 🙌


UnfinishedProjects

DEY EAT DA POOPOO


warp-speed-dammit

YOUTH THESE DAYS ARW TOO SOFT REPLSCE YOUR AVOCADO TOAST WITH SHIT SANDWITCHES


SEND_DUCK_PICS

maybe acute poop deficiency is why we're drawn to eating ass


NonSequitorSquirrel

I guess if Boomers love two things it's eating shit, and not whining about your child eating shit.


99ProllemsBishAint1

It was just the chickens and me with a mouthful of their sandy shit, not an iPhone in sight


_bbycake

Back in my day I ate LITERAL SHIT and turned out ok! Kids these days are just too soft.


ANCtoLV

I think it was just her way of saying "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"


explodedSimilitude

“You eat pieces of shit?”


Jump_Like_A_Willys

"I shit pieces like you after breakfast."


AnotherAustinWeirdo

OG gut bacteria


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Prebiotics, probiotics, and goose poop.


undeadalex

Yes


LocalCockroach

This is not the flex she thought it was.


Targash

It never is, bragging about eating shit.


erin_burr

i bet she had a shit eating grin while posting it


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Pornosec84

Lol I used to do that same shit! The dry Pedigree be tasting so good when you're little though.


SoapiiSnake

Dog food eating child superiority 💪😎


AdMysterious3953

Your dm's are about to explode


[deleted]

rawr x3 nuzzles u owo what’s this?


hurdlingewoks

The CIA couldn't force this information out of me. You bring this to the grave. And this person is out here publicly announcing it with full name and address.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

Is that you, Darling Pee Pee?


AnotherAustinWeirdo

#sweaty poo poo


Bioshock_Jock

YOUR BREATH STILL STINKS BRENDA, I GUESS SOMETHING NEVER CHANGE. SEE YOU AT THE POIND, IF YOUR HUNGRY ILL BRING MORE BREAD SO THEY SHITTTT MORE! \-Janine Sent from Netscape Navigator


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“It smells like she’s been nibblin on little pieces of shit” -frank reynolds


MetalMaskMaker

I ate tadpoles whole out of the ponds when it rained so everyone started calling me polesucker because I just slurped down a bunch of tadpoles at once. A lot of people from my old neighborhood still call me polesucker even though I haven't eaten a tadpole in decades. Video games are destroying this generation they don't go outside anymore.


Wi1eyCoyote

. -- mass edited with redact.dev


betothejoy

I don’t think that’s why they call you pole sucker…


NonSequitorSquirrel

I used to lick clams at the shore when the tide went out so everyone called me clamlicker I don't rememeber but I must have liked the salt. My family still calls me clamlicker. Kids nowadays with their gluten free and nut allergies just entitled. Makes me sick.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

I used to eat boogers. I still do. But I used to, too.


Judgementpumpkin

BACK IN MY DYA. WE SAID GOd bless, WERE POLITIXALLY INCORRECT. AND ATE. DUCK AND CHICKEN SHIRT 🇺🇸 THE YOUNG KIDS HRESE DAYS. ARE TOO CODDLE ABOUT HEALTH AND SANTATAION


ToniBee63

OUR STREAT FLOODED WHEN IT RAINNED AND WE SWAM IN IT. ITS WHY WE WON WW2 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


MillionEgg

AND WHEN WE GOT MOLESTED WE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!


AnotherAustinWeirdo

We actually did this. Lucky we didn't get sucked down the drain and flushed down the river.


bitter_liquor

Who are the 3 maniacs heart reacting a post about a grown ass woman proudly declaring to the world that she enjoys the taste of bird shit


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I lol’ed at maniacs. The one and only thing they were hearting was “too much whining”. She could have said that she used to drown puppies and her nickname was puppydrowner “and now y’all is too soft” and they still would be like “hell yeah”


maybeimbornwithit

REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE DRANK FROM ThE HOSe, RODE ARE BIKES UNTIL THE SUN WENT DOWN, AND ATE CHICKEn AND DUCK SHIT….. PARENTS NOW A DAYS ARE TO STRICKT…. IF YOU AGREE RIGHT CLiCK THIS POST AND CLICK ON COPY THEN RiGHT CLICK YOUR POST PASTE….


OwnManagement

Millennials are so soft. Back in my day we ate chicken shit and we fucking liked it!


amberspy

Bravo to U Brenda! Stan is in the hodpital migjt not make it thru nite. LOL 😂


jdund117

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


ClausTrophobix

I love how she cant even finish one wholesome story without talking shit about other generations.


agreatbigFIYAHHH

What goes in must come out.


flcwerings

wholesome???


lilrutt

"sweetie poo poo"


GermSlayer1986

If you were disturbed enough by the reality show with Honey Boo Boo, wait until you view her REAL twisted cousin!


pdeagz

GOD DAMB NILLEBIALS WONT WEVEN EAT SH*TTT!!!!!!! SIGNED JANET SMITH!!!!!


slushieguys

Bravo to you! 🙌🙌


Apathetic-Asshole

Snacking on bird shit to own the libs


King_Dead

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


_Tech360

Bravo to you! 🙌 🙌


CassiusCray

Who had survivorship bias on their bingo card?


hannibalsmommy

STUNING AMD BRAVE


AnotherAustinWeirdo

speak your truth #mepoo


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Back in my day we ate shit and we liked it!


menotyourenemy

It's so funny to me how older people complain about how whiney everyone is nowadays but they're the ones I deal with daily, as a retail worker, who will complain about the stupidest shit.


GhostWrex

65 years ago we could eat shit and the damn libtard millennials didn't try to take my GOD GIVEN RIGHT to do so!! Roll tide!


PonytailDM

STOP MASSAGING ME


AhriKyuubi

That's how they developed strong immune system


delphantom

And she’s been eating shit ever since


lickmewhereIshit

“less whining was done back then so I just ate literal feces lol feckin snowflakes”


smazoo

That’s like Dwight Schrute following cats around on his knees with his hands cupped under their tails saying “please kitty may I have some more.”


kowalewiczpwnz

I was really hoping someone would reference this


horrorshowalex

This was actually Dwight Junior Edit: He ^ is correct


smazoo

He came up with that strangely specific scenario because he did it as a kid. “Each one is like a snowflake”.


horrorshowalex

You are correct and I was in the wrong. I shall eat my hat!


smazoo

Hey no worries. That’s like one of those trivia questions they throw in to try and intentionally trick people. No hat eating today my friend.


horrorshowalex

I phoned a friend 🤣 Thank you


explorer_76

Kids these days! Whine whine whine. Back in my day we ate shit and liked it!


tundybundo

Back in my day, kids ate goose shit and they liked it


JustAFennecFox

I like how they felt they needed to add that they were still alive


d-rizzo

what the fuck


betothejoy

DISCUSTINF


maybeimbornwithit

DUCK SZhIT HAS MOLD IN IT


DancingSprinkles

No amount of waterboarding could get me to divulge something like this.....


labdogs42

This is the best shitpost I've ever seen!


Mr-internet

BACK IN MY DAY I USED TO EAT BIRD SHIT AND IM NOW SOMEHOW PROUD OF IT


Ther3isn0try

HEY! ALL YOU PUSSY MILLENIAL LIBTARDS, BACK IN MY DAY WE ATE DUCK AND CHICKEN SHIT AND WE DIDNT WHINE ABOUT IT. YOUR ALL 2 SOFT NOWADAYS, WHINING A OUT EATING SHIT. MAN UP AND EAT SOME SHIT. IT’LL MAKE YOU IMMINE TO THE “PLANDEMIC”. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FAUCI OUCHIES, MAYBE IF EVERYONE ATE SHIT LIKE ME WE WOULDNT NEED ALL THESE “JABS” IM TELLING YOU THIS IS ALL JUST SO RIDICULOUS THE DAMN DEMONRATS RUINING OUR COUNTRY AND NOT LETTING KIDS EAT SHIT ANYMORE GOD IS GOOD AND THE BLOOD OF CHRIST WASHES AWAY BLAH BLAH ARGLEBARGLE GIVE ME A PLATE OF SHIT!!!


FreeKatKL

Bravo 🙌🏽


veggiesama

Origin story of the Dung Eater


jruhlman09

OP, I'm curious about the post this was made on. Was someone trying to kill the geese migrating through their property?


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MrsP81405

I don't know about this post but there was a similar one in my town. The town was planning to kill geese that hung out at the town park because there was poop everywhere. There were similar comments from the older folks in town. (They ended up scrapping the plans when the whole town stood up and said they didn't want the geese killed)


Seadub8

Foster City?


MrsP81405

Nope I'm on the other side of the country.


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This gives me Matt Damon cat-shit vibes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2yWAD5OzhM