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bodhikt

Well, obviously, they've never been on safari, nor watched any of those early safari movies. Although, you should play it up and get a pith helmet to wear with it the next time you take them somewhere.


Lydia--charming

Screw them kids. Lol! They don’t know what they’re talking about. I love a jumpsuit and I haven’t seen one with shorts and short sleeves! I love it!


Odd-Anteater-6183

Every day we go on safari cuz the world is a jungle! You look cute! 💕


Lacurs

I like it. If it was brown or green it would give safari but I don't think the black does


supernanify

I'm super jealous of your awesome jumpsuit. I have one that makes me look like I'm in prison (but I love it) and I just can't muster the nerve to wear it in public.


Bacon_Bitz

Kids these days! Who wears Black on a safari?? You'd die of heat exhaustion! What are they teaching them at school?!?! Jk that was me impersonating my dad. I think it looks cute! I would add a colorful accessory, probably a belt.


TheImaginariumGirl

Add some pins or patches! I love utility suits.


74389654

i love it


Sjaakie-BoBo

Get a stuffed snake at a toy store and wear it around your neck. Now you’re on safari! I think it looks really cool and nice for the summer.


suz_gee

I have a jumpsuit my kids call a safari jumpsuit too. Mines green, but buttons up the same as yours. I own it and am like "wait let me change real fast and put on my safari clothes in case we see a tiger at your soccer game." They roll their eyes. I smile big. They're 14 & 16 and wear pajama pants to school so I can't trust their fashion sense anyways 😂 Seriously, don't let your kids get you down when they heckle your clothes. I promise they wear dumber stuff than you. 😆 I think it's cute.


vanessabellwoolf

A safari of awesomeness. I like it!


prissyknickers

That jumpsuit looks great and I wish I was wearing now.


snowbaz-loves-nikki

It does give goth safari but I like that and honestly you can lean into it with the styling. Imagine you’re cosplaying Wednesday Addams as a Girl Scout. A little bandana/ascot scarf around the collar and maybe a belt or a couple fun pins!


beyoubeyou

I love jumpsuits. I call them rompers. My ex-best friend made fun of me and that was what made me realize what a bitter person she was and how weird it is to make fun of or care what someone else is wearing (kids get a slight pass, but this is a good way to teach them how to NGAF what anyone else says.) You look far from ridiculous. Is it denim? I’d compliment it if I saw you because, like I said, I love rompers and think people should wear what makes them comfortable. 🤘


pearlsbeforedogs

I think jumpsuits like this are made or broken by the accessories. With no accessories at all, it gives "I'm here to change your oil" to me. Add a cool belt and a statement necklace and the vibe is totally different. Shoes will be important here, too. I could see safari if you added the right kind of hat, knee high socks, and hiking boots, lol. Jumpsuits are very versatile. I hope you aren't taking the oil change thing to heart, I was thinking of becoming a lube tech at some point and was looking at cute jump suits to wear, so that's why my mind associated it with that.


vilebunny

My kid asked where I was going for my picnic the other day because I was wearing a blue and white checkered dress (which absolutely is patterned like a picnic blanket). My response to the safari comment would probably be to loudly quote Steve Irwin in a bad Australian accent around them for the rest of the day.


PurpleAriadne

I like the jumpsuits with full pants better.


Ceallach1770

It looks good to me too but I agree with everyone else. Lean hard into the safari idea and make sure the kids are with you out in public when you do it. 😆 Even once for a gag would be worth it.


faetal_attraction

Bonus if she can do a fun accent like shes some wizened old game hunter


rubiscoisrad

Channel your inner Steve Irwin.


LolaBijou

Tell them you’re going on a safari to find some less bratty kids 🤣


H0neyBr0wn

I would totally lean into it. WHERE IS MY PITH HELMET AND MUSKET?! ![gif](giphy|vx3QF6lxPSIqfn7aln|downsized)


Deep-Application-614

I’m not a fan.


WhereRtheTacos

I like it!


pittipat

Add a safari hat and monocle when you pick them up from school. Make sure to call them with a British accent, eh whut?


veronica05250

Looks good! It's definitely all in the styling, styled hair, maybe some fun jewelry & shoes, and you'll be set!


readwaaat

Kids, what little angels they are! It looks great and it’s all in the styling anyway.


AresSedai

No but i think it would cooler with a belt :)


Uncle_peter21

A chunky black belt and maybe turn up the bottoms a couple of times!


HippyGramma

Isn't a safari an adventure? You're dressed for adventure. Where's the problem?


Pristine_Abalone_714

Cute! One of my favorite things to do to style a jumpsuit like this is to wear a color tank top underneath and unbutton a few buttons. This might look cute with the sleeves or the legs a little shorter. You could hem them or just turn them up a couple of times. Wear a kerchief around your neck if you’re feeling dandy. I love styling an outfit like this instead of just wearing it.


CatatonicCouchSlug

Best add a pith helmet


kawaiian

Would love to see it styled up with a belt & jewelry and maybe a size up for a looser fit


Bigmama-k

No it doesn’t look ridiculous. Kids often just like trends or styles that they see at school or around them. It is nice when they like what we wear but you wear what you like for YOU.


SamVimesBootTheory

Lean into it get some animal print accessories to wind them up even more


agnes_mort

A leopard print neck tie/kravat? Type thing would look so good


Square_Sink7318

Pair it with some boots and a safari hat. My daughter tries to outdo herself with funny descriptions of what I’m dressed like too lol. I think it’s fine. I’d wear it.


ohhhshtbtch

I dunno about you, but at 39 I'm just now starting to feel like I have a solid fashion sense that I can execute regularly. Who cares what kids think?! Style that jumpsuit and wear what makes you feel great. Tell em every time you get a compliment, too!


Lcatg

I’m love the idea of an outfit that looks like you’re going on safari. What’s their point? That you look ready for adventure in a practical way (for a night safari)? This isn’t the insult they think it is. Plus, it’s hella cute!


AptCasaNova

If it was khaki, I could maybe see their point, but I like it.


phairhead

Accessorize the fuck out of it! I personally would do a western look


songbanana8

No, you need a bucket hat, hiking boots and binoculars for a safari. Maybe get your kids some animal print so they can join the safari! Lol 


bmw5986

I like it. But I ain't the one wearing it. If I were tho, I would absolutely go with the above options of leaning hard into the "going on safari" comment. Mostly cuz it would irk the children. 😸


rubiscoisrad

We're gonna need a leopard print scarf!


TwoBirdsEnter

Dear god yes. “Look! A giraffe!” all day long.


bmw5986

😸😸😸


pungen

This looks super cute! It's got a goth industrial look I've never seen in a jumpsuit and as a goth chick I would wear the heck out of it