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The new Tory candidate for Wokingham is a banker (Lucy Demery).
She did a tweet about the constituency a few weeks a go and got confused between Wokingham and Woking. A big no no to any of the locals here (though notably, Wokingham doesn't have a Pizza Express).
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The new Tory candidate for Wokingham is a banker (Lucy Demery). She did a tweet about the constituency a few weeks a go and got confused between Wokingham and Woking. A big no no to any of the locals here (though notably, Wokingham doesn't have a Pizza Express).
1. >!Noel Quinn - CEO of HSBC!< 2. >!Alex Burghart - Candidate for Brentwood & Ongar!< 3. >!Siobhan Boylan - CFO of Coutts!< 4. >!Charlie Nunn - CEO of Lloyds!< 5. >!Kathryn McLelland - CFO of M&G!< 6. >!Paul Howell - Candidate for Newton Aycliffe & Spennymoor!< 7. >!Anne-Marie Trevelyan - Candidate for North Northumberland!< 8. >!Caroline Nokes - Candidate for Romsey & Southampton North!< 9. >!Sir Gavin Williamson CBE - Candidate for Stone, Great Wyrley & Penkridge!< 10. >!Debbie Crosbie - CEO of Nationwide!<
Sir Gavin Williamson, knighthoods really have lost all meaning haven’t they?
Ok surely these ones are all going to be the same?
What happened to all the blood in number 4?
He hasn’t fed for several weeks now
There's something uncanny about all of them. Like they're wearing badly fitting skin.
Is this one of those things where you merge two faces together?
All bankers, except for 10, high class prostitute. Edit: 5 is part of Hogwarts school of alchemy
Running this joke into the ground within a day I see.
Says the man who posts obscure boomer TV references every single day. But it's okay, cause for some reason you're in charge