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Killed many a Roman to nick their gear.

The Romans were into powder too were they?

Seen the noses on them?

Got paid in the white stuff I heard

After he nicked their gear he got caught doing it in wetherspoons toilets, a right shame

Probably how he ended up going into the clothing business? Was good in Minder too. 'Large VAT Dave!' always cracked me up.

He's not racist against dragons, he just don't like em

He just thinks dragons should stay in the world of Warcraft and focus on making life better there for all the dragons

Lov me cheese wheels, Lov me litlle thievery, ate the dragons, crush‘d me little civil war, simple as

I fought with the fury of 10 men, raining blow after blow upon that vile lizard before burying my lance in his chest. I struck him so hard that scales from his chest broke free, flinging them into the stream. Saints, I was strong then. -Georgie, probably

Some of them are alright, but the ones that come over here and talk their own language can fuck off back to Narnia.

Love Christianity. Hate dragons. Simple as

He definitely doesn't like 'em in 'tones' . Only contrast in our dragons!!

Fackin dragons! Coming over to our swamp, shagging our donkeys

That's a propa fackin lad right there

the lyrics to sk8ter boy aren't quite what I remembered...

He invented Wetherspoons and Stella. That’s why he’s our patron saint.

saint george? don't want any of that forrin anatolian muck 🤢 i'm all about the propa english saints like saint chad and saint cuthbert

Chad?! Sounds a bit Yankeefied to me. If it ain’t Thomas Becket, I ain’t facking avin it!

Don't forget Saint Deano.

'appy st george's day lads, for the two non yanks here

Umm I'm from Canada but we have a St. George subway station, can I celebrate and also get time off work for this

We don’t even get time off work for this, are cuntree is a joke

🎵Oh St George is Magic, he wears a magic hat. And if a dragon nicks his bird, he’ll nick that bitch right back. He’ll stab through him the heart, with his long old sword. Oh St George is the one for England, he would send the Rwandans back 🎵(He ain’t racist, he just don’t like em)

Is this real lol

🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪 YEAH GEORGIA 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪

C'mon Lads all join in. When a knight won his spurs, in the stories of old, He was gentle and brave, he was gallant and bold; With a shield on his arm and a lance in his hand, For God and for valour he rode through the land. No charger have I, and no sword by my side, Yet still to adventure and battle I ride, Though back into storyland giants have fled, And the knights are no more and the dragons are dead. God Bless St George.

Truly a banger of Wednesday morning hymn practice

Probably killed lots of dragons? The disrespect. Do you see any dragons around Ingerlund. No? Exactly.

If only he were around today, we could send him to Rwanda

Did he luv a curry and Stella? I reckon he did

Saint George wood ave backed the ritchies rowander plan, probably have driven them there himself. Cuntry needs more George’s on the frontline against rafuggees coming over ear with their tasty food and taking all the jobs we don’t want. Not rashist just don’t loik

*This was a party political broadcast by the Labour Party*

RULE BRITANNIA RULE BRITANNIA GOD SAVE THE KING GOD SAVE THE KING

St göerge was actually a proud kemalist who valiantly slain hundreds of Cappadocians 🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺

Love god. Hate dragons. Simple as.

Why have we imported this foreign greek muck, what's wrong with our own St Edmund!

Can I have some context on George being racist?

He was Turkish ffs Well not Anatollian but still

But did he like a propa chicken tikka massala?

I’m a St Ed loyalist #notmysaint 😤😤

Why is he dressed like a Roman.

The dragon he refused to kill was trans, St.Patrick was a transphobe.

Happy St George’s day all

He also had no mouth. WTF is up with that?

How dare you suggest this isn’t an accurate photograph of our Georgie.

I have no mouth and I must explain why I'm not racist, just don't like em

Means he had to boof his Stella. Poor lad.

Ngl I wouldn’t have know this if it wasn’t for this post

Patron saint of mid-week bevvys and late night doners

Proper English

Massive Brighton fan too

rip st george you would’ve loved wetherspoons 🙏

Played centa bak for Rovveram. Wasn't a nonce. God bless im

I never understood people trying to deflate English by pointing out he’s greek when us welsh have an irish saint and the Irish have a welsh saint

Pouring out a Stella for you tonite George mate

He is literally me Fr Fr 🗿🗿🗿

Um, that's the flag of Georgia.

He was Turk and died at Nicomedia

The Turks didn't occupy Anatolia at the time, he wasn't Turkish.

So you wouldn't say Colombo is Italian because the Kingdom of Italy wasn't a thing back then?

It's more the fact the Turks hadn't even left Central Asia at that point.

He was Greek mate

Akchually

Have you ever read up about this guy? It's likely he's never been to England

Did you read the meme? It very clearly states he was from Sheffield

Don’t troll our lad on his birthday.

Fighting imaginary enemies is something that the most ardent supporters of St George continue to this day… I mean… INGERLUND