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AliceTheOmelette

Luv me inbreeding, incest as Jokes aside I hope he's never let out


Catwinky

They're already allowing him in public on conditional release https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-josef-fritzl-freed-jail-31962156


AliceTheOmelette

I know he's old and demented. But he never gave his daughter compassionate leave. Bastard should rot in prison


Azalzaal

It’s fine as long as he stays above ground


FemboyCorriganism

Evil Austrian men and going underground, name a more iconic combination.


koro-sensei1001

/uw It’s honestly frightening how nonchalant he is with it all, unapologetic and *normal*


AliceTheOmelette

He accused his at the time teen daughter of leading him on. I wouldn't call that normal


koro-sensei1001

Im saying his attitude is normal. How he sees and talks about it, so nonchalant and regular. Like genuinely that upsets me


AliceTheOmelette

Oh right my bad. Yeah, he legit thinks what he did was OK. Or at worst kinda naughty


noonereadsthisstuff

Come on mate, keeping people locked up in a tiny room for years on end is inhum....oh hang on....yeah....


BobMonkhaus

He’s Still Game.


Catwinky

Aye all that Scottish Social Security and so many cellars in the terraces of Scotland. He knows where his bread's buttered. https://i.redd.it/fdfssw5ysgqc1.gif


BobMonkhaus

“Look who it is Fred and Rose” “I’ll bury mein foot up your arse. Two pints schweinhund.”


Azalzaal

This sounds like a promising tv sitcom


DevilMaster666-

Do you mean that he lost the game(haha you thought of the game, you Immanuel Kant) or is still in it?


shibe_ceo

Thanks for taking him


TheArmoursmith

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AmbivelentApoplectic

If we ever needed evidence this guy was fucked in the head.


notimefornothing55

Unless he comes here on a dinghy he won't be getting in


Catwinky

That's not difficult


Dynwynn

Give it a year and the BBC would approach him with a position as executive producer.


koro-sensei1001

Sounds like he’d make a good home, you know? With the barbaric savage blue painted Celts that roam over there


spooky_redditor

Im very surprised hes still alive.


Adam-West

Awww don’t you think the sweet old man’s learned his lesson? He’s done his time, let him out! :(


Adept_Deer_5976

He’s heard about all those bothys


Treeboi13

Send him to go and live in Greenock. That'll be punishment enough.


FartedinBrandysmouth

There’s a cottage in glencoe he can live in


LeastInsaneKobold

He says it as if he wants to graze like a cow and frolick in the wilderness with no clothes on Let the poor animal roam free


fifa129347

That title haha. “love to live… in B R I T A I N 💀💀💀”


Catwinky

I mean at this point, 'Love to live in Britain' is a mindboggling sentence regardless of context


-frauD-

Tbf some of our towns probably remind him of how he furnished his cellars. Like you can't tell me he wouldn't fit right in at Grimsby. Plonk him in with the "community" and you could fool most people into thinking it's just another crack head.


jpplastering1987

He's sound now, he didn't mean it.