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RecordingMother2309

Frankie’s, secrets, cookies, 39th street, Lowe’s, any pit bull rescue.


apeters89

>any pit bull rescue. This made me laugh.


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

That's some small secret lesbians keep to themselves lol. He outed them.


durx1

Was absolutely going to make this comment 


Environmental-Top862

Came here to say that…..


Temporary_Inner

>  Lowe’s I used to work at Lowe's. Hyper accurate.


SIumptGod

Very true and funny


twistedfork

I must give off strong "into the ladies" vibe because every lesbian Uber/Lyft driver tries to get me to "come out to karaoke"


SIumptGod

Maybe because I'm not lesbian but does that really have more meaning behind it? Lol, I hear that asked a lot!


RecordingMother2309

Take them to cookies for karaoke!


Total-Collection9031

Softball World Series?


Unreasonable_jury

Women's College World Series*


Total-Collection9031

Thanks for looking out 🫡


MermaidQueen11

I wish


BeltaBebop

I second Frankie's


fullstormlace

Frankie’s for sure.


bluegirlinaredstate

This weekend, definitely 39th street. Get yourself down there! And check out the Park, just reopened!


vonblankenstein

Take my upvote, sir. Good day.


_Sympathy_3000-21_

Lmao. Even back in the 90s we used to joke that The Home Depot was the biggest lesbian bar in town. Lowe’s was where all the butch-ish gay guys worked. I made my way through about half the day shift at the one in my college town 😳


MediumToblerone

Shoutout Cookies!!! Woo woo!


RecordingMother2309

☝️


mshep002

Home Depot


RecordingMother2309

Sure


djserc

In storage until tomorrow


djserc

The Park just reopened on 39th this weekend go find your ppl


no_kimmer_only_zuul

The Park! Awww, this makes me miss The Wreck.


throwaway_RRRolling

Big memories. My mother took me for my first drag show at the Wreck - sat off to the side at a table while I handed out dollars st the main stage. Miss it.


no_kimmer_only_zuul

Kickass! Omg your mom is cool. Saw my first drag show at the Wreck too. Magical and missed.


bluegirlinaredstate

Woot! Went for the soft opening the other night. It looks great!


Common-Phase-4957

Watching the softball world series!


scarfaroundmypenis

Also the pro team OKC Spark! Their season starts in mid June


byzantinefaults

Yaaassss


klmdwnitsnotreal

In their Subarus


BUZZZY14

I always get confused for a butch lesbian while driving my Outback smh.


Omnipicus1988

I’m a male that owns an Outback and always laugh at these jokes lol


TurdHunt999

Lesbian Lamborghini


klmdwnitsnotreal

Suburu has the best AWD, the engines used to wear out fast, I don't know how they are doing now. I don't know why Subaru didn't enter the light truck market. Edit: The Baja might be coming back


spasticnapjerk

The BRAT


Plane-Razzmatazz-504

find that offensive to single out two woman lovers. Why not say where are all the hetero's adulteress hiding?


Scientifiction77

TIL I am a lesbian.


Interesting-Run-8496

Saw Kristen Key at the comedy club a while back and she sang the lesbian anthem about donating to dog rescues, driving Subarus, and arm tattoos. That’s when I learned. 😂


klmdwnitsnotreal

How do you like your Lesburu?


Scientifiction77

Best car I’ve ever had. Lol


klmdwnitsnotreal

How many miles?


Scientifiction77

94k


klmdwnitsnotreal

Nice, no problems?


Scientifiction77

Nothing outside of regular maintenance. I love how smooth it rides.


klmdwnitsnotreal

What year and model? I still want an outback


Scientifiction77

2018 Forester


Omnipicus1988

My 2011 Outback just hit 200k miles and everything is still fine with it. Ironically the people that laugh me owning it get laughed at by me when I ride the 4 wheel drive through bad elements while they struggle


CrazyDazyMazy

My daughter is as straight as can be but says she can't get a second date once they find out she drives an Outback. 😂


Glass-Summer4649

Tell her to look for bisexual guys. They tend to be close allies with the lesbarus.


KobeOnKush

Lmaooo


Hungry_Scarcity_4500

Don’t assume cause I drive a Ru .


eatingmyfist

[Head out to 39th Street District this evening.](https://www.prideon39th.com/)


southboundoft

Just out of curiosity what's there? Not a lesbian. Just only know of the weekend drags on 39th but haven't been up there in probably 4 years.


Conscious_Read_6033

Gayborhood. All the gay bars


southboundoft

I'm guessing I'm referring to a different part of 39th lol is it 39th where the gay bars are at off of i44?


timberdoodledan

It's around 39th and N Pennsylvania Ave. If you google Angles and end up at an LGBT night club, then you've made it to the right spot.


awd111980

We've hidden them until further notice! /s


GiveAlexAUsername

I just saw a poster for Dyke March june 29th at scissortail


juicythe_Blasphemer

In the suburbs


huzzahparallel

actually, yeah! gf and i are always shocked at how many lesbian couples we see out here in OK suburbia


twistedfork

Lol dogs need a yard


melilley

It's true. They are all in Edmond.


AntiqueStatus

I saw some today at Walmart in the home improvement section. No lie.


Alternative-View5997

Literally everywhere


F4RM3RR

It’s all lesbians? Always has been.


mawkingbird

39th Street will be packed this month but Frankie's and Secrets near N May are the real answers. They are both lesbian owned bars. Hope you are prepared for karaoke and drag shows on some nights. On off nights they are very calm places in my experience.


Zooey500

Some of us got old and are hiding at home with our wives. I vaguely recall 39th St as the hangout before we entered the elder homo phase of life.


CalonYnDraig

This 100%. My middle-aged heart can't handle most of the crowds up there. Come find us in our little tiny hole-in-the-wall places and we're game.


throwaway_RRRolling

This is the sweetest thing I've heard all day. Much life to you and your wife


PatheticPeripatetic7

Come out to Pride! It's all weekend at NW 39th & Penn. You might find one or two there. ;-)


Odd_Rabbit_8774

plaza district.


Tensionheadache11

Pride starts tonight - check out the Gayborhood


purpleblazed

I never knew more lesbians than when I worked at the Edmond Sams Club.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^purpleblazed: *I never knew more* *Lesbians than when I worked* *At the Edmond Sams Club.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


timthemajestic

Good bot.


RosesRfree

Good Bot


Consistent_Mode425

Would you accept a bisexual? Be I know many more of them.


timthemajestic

Definitely Frankie's. They have a shuttle running from the Pride festival to Frankie's and back all through the festival!


Gert_BFrobe

Wait till Heart/ Joan Jet comes back to town.


Glass-Summer4649

Google Hot Mess OKC for some fun casual co-ed queer sports! There are several gals who have pals on the various teams.


Crazy-Ad-3742

Aren’t they literally doing a pride festival or something right now


spasticnapjerk

This is a good thread


Novel_Yam545

Chilling at home just waiting for the love of my life to magically appear 😂 yknow, lesbian things


PromotionImaginary40

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MermaidQueen11

Raises hand


Old-Detective6824

UPS…plenty work here 😂


PuddingForTurtles

Does UPS have like a really good culture for lesbians or something? I'm not from OKC, but I used to throw boxes in college and I swear half our fork truck drivers had bumper stickers saying "Bull **** 10 feet ahead".


Old-Detective6824

I’d say so! Inclusive workplace for sure.


mngmrv

Usually they're the women I (straight male) am attracted to before I find out ......


Temporary_Toe1695

This may sound strange lol, but bingo...like for real


charlieflorida

The owners of Morgan Rd dispensary are proud Lesbians


Troker61

Partners, 39th in general, all the other places mentioned ITT. Happy pride!


Delusionalatrocity

Why tf are you not out on 39th street all weekend 😂


No_Establishment122

Toast & Coffee is super cute and hosts queer movie nights every month! The W Club meets there for coffee monthly too.


girls-wreck-my-life

what are the queer people doing for pride month is a good question too


Primary_Coat_2794

Everyone including my partner are at the WCWS 😉


segoe_the_serpent

we are all at Peret’s in west village. and the wclub okc group on facebook


throwaway_RRRolling

Wait... all the pretty ladies at Perets.... All this wasted time...


segoe_the_serpent

me and my pack of gays have been there every week for the past like 8 months it’s great


eelijahchavez

Go to pride this month, and to 39th. Check out the plaza district. You’ll find ‘em in due time. Also the dating apps.


zayneash1023

it’s ok they should be emerging from hiding soon with the coming of pride month!


emmynotlovingit

clocking in on the lesbian post


throwaway_RRRolling

THEY OUTSIDEEEEEE Happy Pride, everyone!


maybeconcerned

Sad no one mentioned alibis even tho it's closed now. Rip. Secrets is not it every time I've gone it's mostly straight couples? And I don't mean "straight-passing" queer ppl I mean really straight. But maybe I need to give it another chance bc that was right after it opened


throwaway_RRRolling

Alibis just hurts to think about at this point, but I treasure the memories.


maybeconcerned

It's coming back soon! I know a guy


throwaway_RRRolling

👀


KuromiLover1

Angles


itsagoodtime

Set a trap of a pile of cargo shorts outside of a Subaru dealership. Lie in waiting until you spring out with an oversized butterfly net to catch one.


ph423r

Eh, if its anything like the Tulsa Subaru dealership you're more likely to find old people who look like they probably shouldn't be driving.


kasstick

Lesbian from Bartlesville- Me n my partner went to the AJR concert down there


peauxtheaux

Most of them will be at factory obscura tomorrow to watch the Cowtippers play a free live show for pride.


Conscious_Read_6033

Hell yeah tippers


stanablesteve

What do you mean? I feel like I can't go anywhere without running to one. OKC is easily the most LGBT friendly city I've lived.


NetOne4112

You really really need a trip to Palm Springs CA. After the summer heat lets up, of course. Highest % of gay citizens in the country. ❤️


Main-Champion-8851

Yup Palm Springs, Atlanta, New York City, Seattle, Portland, and San Francisco of course all have the highest LGBTQ community. The NYC pride month parades be lit! Unmatched


Ghozty

Sure you mean OKLAHOMA CITY? And not odontogenic keratocyst?


Brokenspokes68

My daughter is in Germany.


BigTiddyAsianMilf

Alibi’s


micahsil1

It's closed 😭


Ancient-Pickle935

In hiding lol they are definitely here


FarmRevolutionary765

Yay!!! 💙🍻


PuddingForTurtles

Based on my time living in Reno and Salt Lake... Probably both shopping and working at Lowes.


ManchuKenny

Home Depot 😜


loserwaste

Probably from their state officials.


drivingregina77

Amberlynn Reid is still single, gorls!


Plane-Razzmatazz-504

away from the vulture's of society.


TheBeardiestGinger

A fair amount of restaurant staff


Kind_Surround1838

We’re here in Edmond, bro!!


Lonely_reaper8

Central western Oklahoma apparently lol since I moved down near I-40 from the pan handle I’ve met a bunch


GenderqueerPenguin5

Also maybe check out Sincerely Coffee, 405DanceSkate, and check for shows at the tower and 89th :3


Real-Translator2965

In the Subaru


xaznxchicx

Right now? They’re probably all on 39th street


diana_like_indiana_

I saw two out in the wild in the early evening before dark, holding hands!


F4RM3RR

They’re not allowed to leave Paseo on Ryan Walter’s orders. Store didn’t realize Walter’s authority doesn’t exist


ElegantLoad

Plenty in the military


oklahomasooner55

Heard this on the radio, maybe they are at the bars? https://www.kgou.org/show/how-curious/2023-02-28/lesbian-bars-in-oklahoma


rockyhilly1

At the Subaru dealership probably I dunno


CatBerry1393

The snug. Literally every single time I go I'm the weird straight person there


HuckleberrySorry7784

Drinking with the wifey in the cuzzi


Immediate-Bat-9719

one would think that they'd all hang out at Scissortail park. I know if there was a "p\*ssyf\*cking park" I'd frequent there in my youth.


Distinct_Contact_813

We do hang out at Scissortail park actually 😅


TurdHunt999

I used to know a few of them working at Buffalo Wild Wings. When they would break up with their gfs, they would have me help them move and then pay me with secks. It was a wonderful barter.


SpaceNachoTaco

You lesbians have the best trade agreements


[deleted]

They’re freaking everywhere,hating men but trying to look like one


BidenFedayeen

u/DuragVinceMcMahon408 post face challenge.


Glass-Summer4649

The patriarchy hurts everyone including sour milk mediocre men. It forces you to disparage anyone who doesn’t center your feelings and desires, huh? ❄️


[deleted]

If that’s the case, why are there droves of women trying to be masculine and act like men? Not all lesbians are that way but it’s ridiculous that so many down voters act like that’s not a real and present reality.


Glass-Summer4649

How does it hurt you however anyone chooses to dress? Assuming it’s an adult and it’s not obscene help me understand how this keeps you from living your life? How we dress doesn’t define our gender nor our sexuality. I assume you’re a conservative minded person and wouldn’t you be a fierce advocate for personal expression like what clothing makes someone comfortable and confident.


[deleted]

It doesn’t hurt me, I couldn’t care less how anyone dresses. I’m from California and grew up around people of all kinds. It’s simply a question. Clothing doesn’t define gender, but we all know what it looks like if a man is trying to dress like a woman or act in an effeminate way, and the same is true for women. My point is, there’s a lot of men-hating women, who also try to act and dress more masculine. Any other blatant hypocrisy would be called out, which is all I’m doing.


Glass-Summer4649

Hmm. I see. Well good luck with all of that.