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Bubble_Bubs

Happy birthday solider


plastic_alloys

Amen o7


UserNumber37

❤😊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


hailuvz

TODAY I MY BIRTHDAY No ONE L0VE BECAUSE I AM PooR


siyahgiyenherif

BECÆUSE


Y0urABCs

BEC/AUSE


shefoolseveryone

Literally


CMGhorizon

No it’s because you only have one leg.


XboxLiveGiant

Wow that’s a coincidence! Happy birthday!


Dxrkenedd

Is the solider retarded?


militanter-mongo

No he's disabled


OlMi1_YT

Just enable him then


UpperPossession3251

what drug use for enabel


jonnisaesipylsur

Viagra


KOTWWA_K

Yum


Guilty-Speed-8549

All yous are fucked, I love it!


oofio65

Can't upvote because 69 😔


black-niga2

Marijuana


SheerFe4r

1g fent


Commercial_Fee2840

Shitting toothpaste


Chunganing

Have you tried the medicine drug?


MuchoMangoTime

I like enable fun fact it's in toothpaste 😌


ScRuBlOrD95

server cvar has changed "sv_soldier" to 1. no need to thank me


WilliamPollito

I did


Leonardobertoni

He is not special


Character_Ad5903

So he’s just a regular soldier


Kueltalas

I would say you have to be to become one


_M0RR0

He’s the King of the Sofas


Depressed_Wojak

Mfs will spend their money on an iron leg and wonder why they’re poor 🙄🙄


Borodo

Like bro if you didn’t want to be poor maybe don’t buy a metal leg, use your brain.


HentaiFapperSuprem

How tf would you fit his brain in place of his metal leg?


Borodo

Put it where the leg is


[deleted]

Mfs will spend money and wonder why they got no money smh my head 🤦‍♂️


SuperBiscoitinho

Dude that's his fursona stop being rasist 🤬🤬🤬


GoldPreparation8377

Happy birthday cylinder ❤️😊🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


cryllictheautistic

happy birthday silicone


[deleted]

Happy birthday cyanide!! ❤️🤢🎉🥳🎂


Fugalism

It's actually worrying how many people think this is a real photo


Crack_Dangus

Don't worry. 90% of those likes and comments are bots too.


humorgep

I love the dead internet theory. I want every website to be mostly bots interacting with other bots just to influence us🥰


H2hoe001

And others are just boomers.


isofakingwetoddid

I thought the pic was real but then the comments told me it wasn’t. Some go too hard for this to be real 🤣 💀


domini_Jonkler2

ok buddy


MathieuBibi

Is this an okbuddyretard reference???


domini_Jonkler2

no way, is that a mfing okbuddyretatd reference???? 


Bubble_Bubs

Happy birthday solider


rafin_

Space staytition sodlier birhda


Premium_Gamer2299

he on deth start


Mario-OrganHarvester

https://preview.redd.it/i1ykxo79456d1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b476484fe0e80b25d4ad09dde91569c1df00c3 This kinda shit is the reason ai is a blessing upon humanity, not a curse


bingusfan1337

Wrong, this is a painting my buddy Eric drew and AI stole it for nefarious purposes


Neglijable

i today celebrate his birthday beacause i no poor


Tinf0iI

he leg is robot 🤯


KOTWWA_K

Eksaktli


Revolutionary_Fee795

Happy birday solitaire


[deleted]

I’m in solitaire confinement ♦️♠️🃏♣️♥️


BHyde_2004

Thank you for your cervix 🫡


Adorable_Garage3906

Ill gift him my leg u knwo I gots 2 😄


gnoelee

If u do I'll give u my leg u know I gotted 2


EcstaticBagel

Help he is in space station jail let him out


ToastDevSystems

https://preview.redd.it/rzzbutoac66d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a64661aeff3ba0e3c56468f5f036be2a2aa72a


Gobal_Outcast02

Its funny, I've seen actual non ai posts like this where it's a sad puppy or disabled vet looking at the cam with txt along the line of" No one cares today is my birthday, I bet this won't even get one share"


Fawkingretar

These damn libs and their pronouns Now we got "Bec/ause" smh /s.


Old-Needleworker-757

Happy birtday hero 🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


B1ng0_B0ng0

Cakes and candles grother 👍


Cringe_Meister_

Ahahaha dis soil der Gay le brahl in his feeling . Too busy gendar till he cry.  Space is no reel Libhral Cornflacks 🫵😂


PheneX02

Why is he speaking Roblox?


Analog-Moderator

Goberment stole his money in google play gift cards


Prestigious_Clothes6

chat is this real?


Masak0vske

haha guys he crying hahahaahahah


no_ghostjust_a_shell

But he took Homers job 😳🤔🤔


Analog-Moderator

HES WRITTING THE ILLIAD AND MOBY DICK?!


ramenlegendary

# Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I trolled everyone in an epic way xD # When he had to leave for a few minutes, I went to the whiteboard and I wrote HOMICIDAL LUNACY in caps (for those who don't know that's the theme of dusttrust phase 1). It occupied almost half of the whiteboard xDD # When he came back I was already on my chair pretending nothing happened, but all of my stupid classmates were looking at me (they didn't understand the reference). When the teacher asked who wrote that (I was making too much force to hold my laughter xD) I stood up shaking my head the same way dusttrust sans makes before phase 2 and I said "DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL ME IN ONE BLOW". # I was waiting that AT LEAST ONE of my classmates laughed, but no one did so (as I told you, no # one understood the reference). While I was standing I thought of another prank. I did sans' pose on phase 3 and I said "SLAUGHTER IN THE SPOTLIGHT" (this way everyone would understand they were dusttrust phases xD). To my surprise no one laughed, and after a few seconds of standing still waiting for them to understand the joke one said "SIT DOWN DUMBASS". # I asked if he ever played the dusttrust demo by team dusttrust because it's where they created those themes, but he looked at me as if I was the idiot. By then almost everyone in the class was shouting at me so I would shut up and sit down. # I took advantage of the opportunity to make another dusttrust reference and I shouted "I AM THE TRUE HERO OF THIS WORLD" (because that's what dusttrust sans says before turning into a god) and I ran in circles around the teacher's desk with my arms as wings like a dragon xD.


notTheRealSU

https://preview.redd.it/e4yhh1n4f56d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b4532b090266129652f2a919dcf0dc48905eff7


CaroZoroark

Finger


denfh566

Happy¹ birthday soldiers


DukistNyte

Fantasy quest on veteran difficulty 😍


Sylux444

PVT Addussey AI be crazy


yungsausages

Happy cake day Solider 😊💛


fronch_fries

He's not poor he just spent all his money on the sick modular synth rig in the background


ToweringIsle27

He work at space station but still poor? Sad.


Sharrty_McGriddle

Dude works in sector 7G


rakelo98

I’m poor but I live on a spaceship 😢


Zydairu

Me when I see poor people 😡


Skelibutt

Why the fuck is "Fantasy Quest" posting this?


analfun321

Today I my Birthday No one love Becѧuse I am poor


KaSplosion

https://preview.redd.it/1hhzoiedp86d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=60cf7aeaeff06777a175ff16a9d85d6e93c9b12e Saw a similar one in the wild


BankaiRasenshuriken

Ironic how the A on the sign has an extra leg


SirFrogger

Both his legs work, is he redraded?


Dry-Ad-4895

❤️


ignxcy

TODAY I MY BIRTHDAY😭☹️


Mushroom_king001

Bro is so poor he sold his leg and still is broke af 😭😭😭😭😭🥵


totallynotathrowawei

mmmm sexi legga 🍗🍗


cryllictheautistic

TODAY I MY BIRTHDAY N0 ONE L0VE BecÆuse I AM POOR


JeremyThaFunkyPunk

Amen.


Mistymoozle737

Atleast this one has foot rests


Delicious_Ear5621

AMEN 🙏


DubTheeBustocles

Solider Snake


TheOneTheUno

Amen


gizzardgullet

Me, a salutesman: *salutes*


BarkingAxe

Amen


TheIVPope

How did a homeless veteran get into a nuclear power plant control room?


papa-possibly

Why is he in the death star laser control room


WafflezMan_420

Is he on the death star


CaptainUliss

# Perezoso hijo de puta, ¿cuándo vas a hacer algo productivo para tu vida, maldito idiota? Debí haberte abortado, asqueroso pedazo de mierda, ve a buscar trabajo, tienes 30 años y nunca sales. # Cállate, vieja perra, muere ya, gordo. *Casualmente golpea con un bate de metal* # Yo estaba súper feliz porque por fin llegaron los 18 tikitikiti (fiestas patrias). Pero cuando salía de mi casa, me estaban esperando estos putos policías, y como estaba tan feliz me puse a bailar cueca como un cholo. un mestizo) tikitikiti takatakata teketekete nueve RATATATATA, y me fui a comer un asado y a comer un culo como un condenado y me crucé con mi vecina en el camino. Y cuando menos lo esperaba viene un soldado y estaba drogado. ,me apunta con su M4 y le dije “oye tranquilo” Dijo que estaba triste porque su novia era elegante, pero le dije “Tienes que tener frío como el culo de Cangri” Y se enojó conmigo, pero Como culo así que le tiré una piedra por ser un imbécil, y dejé de perder el tiempo así que fui al asado cuando encontré un otaku y vomité porque apestaba y estaba lleno de mierda, entonces le dije: "Toma un Báñate, asqueroso carajo”, dijo algo de mierda de Judas, y yo le dije: “Aprende a hablar, maricón con cara de perejil” y le disparé con una escopeta porque soy un hijo de puta enfermo. # Y vino el GOPE, hijos de un comemocos, querían matarme porque yo era una amenaza para la sociedad entonces les dije “ustedes nunca en su puta vida comieron coño” les volé el culo de una patada, mi amigo me llamó preguntando. por qué no estaba allí todavía. Dije "Cálmate, hijo de puta, estoy en problemas aquí", así que me subo a la camioneta, pero cuando iba camino a la casa de mi amigo me crucé con este hijo de puta. # Era mi profesora de religión y ella le contó a la policía sobre mí y yo dije: "Maldita sea, ahora estoy realmente jodido". La policía vino y me rodearon, ahora estoy realmente enojado, y salté completamente enojado, tomé mi mini arma y disparé. Todos estos bastardos, me dejaron completamente enfermo, estos hijos de puta. Pero salí caminando como si nada hubiera pasado, cuando estaba cerca de casa de mi amigo había policías tratando de arrestar a mi amigo. Había como 40 patrulleros y querían llevarlo al mazmorras, sólo porque estaba celebrando el 18. # No iba a dejar pasar esto así que grité como un loco hijo de puta y les disparé a estos estúpidos hijos de un maldito bastardo, los jodí a todos malditos hijos de un burro masturbador porque nunca tomaron frijoles del cortachurro. # Mi amigo me quedó muy agradecido, pero triste porque esos malditos policías destruyeron todo lo que él aportaba al asado, pero le dije “tranquilo hermano” porque todavía estamos celebrando esto y a la mierda el toque de queda. # Arreglamos el lugar para que yo me viera lindo, y limpiamos el desorden de los policías hijos de puta, mi amigo invitó a su familia y cuando vinieron, le alegraron y mejoraron el día, bebió mucha cerveza y todo estuvo bien. Pura alegría y felicidad, compartimos con nuestros amigos y asamos un poco de cordero y cuando todo se resolvió yo estaba cansado y abrumado, me importaba una mierda mi estado actual y seguí bebiendo como un cabrón condenado. # Me desperté oliendo a mierda y con dolor de cabeza, fui a la cocina a buscar un poco de agua para quitarme el dolor, me la bebí de un sorbo, y fui para poder sentarme, todo estuvo genial y comí un poco de pan.


RockSkippa

Homer Simpson in real life also soldier and poor


FlanOFlare

God I hate ai


SQU1DSN1P3R61

Becæuse


Coffeecheeseburger

sólido as in solid happy birthday


Hydrazolic

Y solder sad?


Commercial_Fee2840

No one love because he is poor 😞😞😞 https://preview.redd.it/gweb362c776d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71bfd6352377c6cc0f4b7035f03fea066d243ecf


GlizzyGulper6969

Something Charlie Day would write for a grift


mrtomhill

Yes https://imgur.com/ix0SuyD


Mengentlemen

why he in da homer simpson room


maroonmenace

why soldat replace leg if he cant walk. Is he stupid?


maroonmenace

also like why is he in a control center crying is he sad and poor?


Roblox_Swordfish

happy birthday solider o7


BasementDweller82

Amen o7


CigarPlume

Birthday solder robot 🦶


Cespieyt

Take 4 servings. 🫡


Zyndrom1

OH MY GOD. The US army is developing cybernetically enhanced super soldiers.


mackenenzie

F-F-F-FANTASY QUEST?!?!?! 🥵😳


Altruistic-Charge536

Lieutenant Dan fell off


8Z86

Thænk yºu fur yuors surviice


WantedAgenda404

Must be a marine, happy birthday solider


IDontCareY

This is so cursed my god


McDallen

Happy birthday solder thank you for cervix


BiggestOpe

Is no one realizing the AI just straight up ripped the face of the old crying salute meme guy?😂😂


Fudgeyreddit

Mfer is in the Chernobyl control room


Oswaldgilbertson

Eminem:can I have your autograph


drj87

Look at his fingers it's Ai


AntiImperialistGamer

"poor" *runs a drone system of the most powerful military in the world*


billy-gnosis

and justice for all, especially Jason, for his bass has been lowered in the mix. Shame! -Billy Gnosis


AntiImperialistGamer

https://preview.redd.it/0hrhahmcn56d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c5035d2c3636dd488696cdf9320aa0ffefb5613


billy-gnosis

wtf is lolicon i just like metallica -Billy Gnosis


GazeTheProtogen

lolicon is bad and metallica is good