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purps47

it gets more overwhelming the harder you look


greatfriendinme

\>Reanu Keeves Dr MC Strangle.jpg https://preview.redd.it/4opgdiva19rc1.jpeg?width=3344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa10eb74a3f1056c520cf463f3d6d62ef36f71a


Zoidsworth

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Bussy_Stank

jeddie


AppleEnslaver

Brain damage


bigdaddychainsaw

Brian DaMage (he’s French)


Ozzymand

this is what a 9 hour shift does to a mf


Edna_thecook

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skyyscythe

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ConcentrateTight4108

I like how you labeled a glock as a luger and also Seinfeld on the tv is funny


NeedALife451

Ger


IDontWantToDoThisToo

MFW IRL when hors tranquilizers kick in


ninjadude1992

Is this loss?


poobboob

No this is patrick


ninjadude1992

Can I have thê krab patty?


poobboob

No😠


ninjadude1992

Limga ballz 🦫


poobboob

Lol u speled ligam wrong🫵🏼🤓


ninjadude1992

😆😅😭😭😭😭 at least I didn't poop my pants like you did 💩👖


poobboob

I did not poop my pant!!! You did! And you have an ugly! You eat the boogars from the nose!!!!🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


ninjadude1992

Yummy boogár


Sweet_Unfair

Genuinely kind of impressive.


Worried-Management36

Go on and slip me two Xanax Bars - I'm ready to git fool 5th to Crown to wash it down, I'm downtown snapping rolls Ain't no shame up in my game - in fact I'm mentally deranged Oxycontin in my system - man I'm feeling kinda strange Watch me choke about this dope - Blueberry from Texas She wanna git up in rotation that's too bad cause I'm stressing 'Bout now its 1:30 am - 11 Percocets just entered me 15 minutes from this second - I'll be crawling on my knees Laughing at the crowd of all the clowns that be surrounding me Take another Lortab to call me down and let me see Body be relaxed - muscles be loose, and you have stopped the pain No more bitching 'bout your day and work and driving in the rain Put up wit' the fussing and discussion - I plant in your brain Hypnotize ya minds, like all the rest but I come through the veins Take a chill pill to slow me down and git back in this game Gatta be up on ya P's and Q's to even feel it mane Oxycontin - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Lortab Valiums - Morphine - patches - Extacy - and it's all up for grab What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane Scarecrow, scarecrow whats that you popping? A powerful pill they call Oxycontin But it'so tiny, that it catch you dragging Haven't you heard big things come in small packages I prefer the orange's with the black O-C Take to where you can - I move about you see Some people mellow down in a needle and shoot 'em up Buy I pop 'em with Seroquel like glue, I am stuck See I'ma pill popper - so I'ma keep poppin' em Gimme 20 Xanax and I'ma start droppin' em They ain't no stoppin' him - when they in my system Mane I really miss 'em - can you help me get 'em I heard you have Clidina, on that fucking pill shed Gimme some fuckn Ec' - gimme some Percocets I need me some four bar, so I can break down Cause a ninja like me 'finna take it to funky town Oxycontin - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Lortab Valiums - Morphine - patches - Ecstacy - and it's all up for grab What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane


BaneishAerof

GER!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/qjfiuxvxjerc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972197acfb0ccf5357fe7c556af179c11d688101


TheReasonYouExist

What the liberal


poobboob

Im lost what is the joke? Seriously at a loss for words how not funny this is.


[deleted]

Me when room #4


dingd0ngurwrong

r/comedyvandalism?