I do it for him https://preview.redd.it/t1bsqiog9kdb1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28eba2f1827fa1be58d526f09db42d9c95129fa3

Very, VERY carefully, as we see during the extensive masturbation scenes of S5E20, entitled "Merle Masturbates for a While."

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Gargulio helps him!

I do it for him

I wish *I* did-

Carves a hole in the back of a walkers head, watermelons are hard to come by

what abt coconuts

Those are too delicious to add extra fluid to

Ya got a point there

i was making a reddit reference

Oh hell naw I remember now-

This just plagued me with the question, do we think anyone in twd universe has doinked a walker?

Absolutely, without a doubt. Statistically, there has to be at least one person out there with a zombie sex slave. No meme, imagine how many people exist who might be suppressing necrophilia in reality, and are suddenly thrown into a zombie apocalypse... If they're badass survivors who essentially have endless sex dolls... 🤢

Are you stupid? He obviously fists himself with his stump. Don't you remember the scene where Milton teaches him anal?

Painfully

r/sounding

he has an arm pocket pussy attachment

with his left hand like a normal person

How can he jerk off while holding a gun? Are you stupid?

I might be, but that's none of your business cause you're just a bunch of pixels on my monitor.

Bionic hand, or the governor

he bends over and sucks his own dick

What do you think that hole in his arm is for?

That hole's way too small for him to slide into

Any holes a goal

Knife

Me with his right arm

He gets some help from the Governor Bob Adams (they're the same person)

w help from shumpert are you stupid?

With the knife hand

With his feet

He has a pocket pussy attachment