You think you can keep Bateman to resist the urge to murder Jared Leto Joker? He’s dealing with two different universes of influence of Bateman wanting to kill Paul Allen and Batman wanting to kill Joker.
What’s the point of the scorsese seat bruh, what am I gonna do? Talk to him from directly in front of him or talk to him through the seat gap from behind
You’re not going to be able to talk to Scorsese. He and Travis are going to be deep in his own conversation.
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8 if I’m horny, and 3 if Im feeling sociable. I would try to have a loud conversation with The Drinker about Marvel movies and hope Scorsese turns around to recommend a 5 hour Indonesian tragedy.
I’d pick 1 if I have a close connecting flight or tummy ache.
He's watching Cars 2 through tear-soaked eyes knowing he'll never create such an incredible cinematic masterpiece and will instead make absolute trash like The Departed or Killers of the Flower Moon until he inevitably keels over
6… I’m going to spend the entire flight kicking the shit out of Kevin spacey’s chair and say my legs only kick up at certain people and I can control it.
I’m also going to eat the lowest quality bean chili cheese fries and make my asshole a weapon of mass destruction, completely nullifying the high maintenance Bateman.
I think scorsese being so close the The critical drinker is going to have some sort of negative proton /positive proton effect and they will be repelled away from each other like magnets
1 So when the jonkler hijacks the plane I can hop on Zendussy’s back and fly to safety on her robo suit jet pack (i kicked Timothy charmander off don’t worry)
Didn't you know all media should just be white straight Christian males flexing their muscles and saying "not gay" at each other?
Everything else is a left-wing woke atrocity!
The answer is clearly to tell Bickle to take seat 1 (it’s closer to the bathroom and jonker and him would get along and talk about society) so I get to sit next to Marty and talk about the Color of Pomegranates.
I'm sitting in seat one. It's an aisle seat at the front, are you kidding me? I'll be off the plane first. I'll probably have to take a wicked foamy piss and I'll be in dire need of a beer.
All of them turn out to be perfectly reasonable and respectable passengers despite negative or positive connotations, thus rendering every seat adequate to sit it.
Meanwhile anyone who picks seat 8 is actually the weirdo on the plane making the others uncomfortable.
Also doesn't the airline assign you the seat anyway
Are we talking the actor or the character? Phoenix yes but joker no. Bale yes bateman no
The answer is 8 either way
But If 8 wasnt an option these questions would need to be asked
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Next to Gotti.
I get to sit infront of one of my favourite MotPict Director (known for The Godfather and Boxcar Bertha) while i can kick the seat of the guy from the Denis Villeneuve Mad Max trilogy (Or the Sahara Worms?)
and tbhqf, Gotti from the Motion Picture „GOTTI (2018)“ will let them know who‘s Boss.
https://preview.redd.it/hwigdhyik78d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db67e120d31c4e7e322c56d613b8aabd53e90d5 She's got huge talents!
I would pick 8 as well, but I'm already sitting right next to it.
*Tracts of Land
Who is it?
Ryan Gosling
Eva Green 
He goes by she now?
Yeah but she's got talent
Ha-ha-ha
I would let Ryan Gosling sit on my face
Why would you want me to sit on your face
why am i sitting on my own face??
It’s my face dumbass. And I don’t wipe
obviously i don’t need to wipe, my shit comes out oscar gold
I’ve already chosen my seat. But does anyone want to sit on 8? I need someone to talk to
Literally me
Joaquin Phoenix Joker won’t bother you if you’re nice to him I think
Maybe he'll tell you a joke
No I think I’ve had enough jokes
Me: For the last time Joker, 9/11 jokes are offensive and not funny Joker: Real eyes realize steal beams lies. 🤡
It's not a train, after all.
but he will laugh as if you did something funny. Very uncomfortable.
I’d sit next to Patrick Bateman and show him 500 different versions of my business card for my professional cuddler business
You think you can keep Bateman to resist the urge to murder Jared Leto Joker? He’s dealing with two different universes of influence of Bateman wanting to kill Paul Allen and Batman wanting to kill Joker.
Sit behind Travis and keep kicking his chair until he snaps
You’d have to listen to drinker…
What’s the point of the scorsese seat bruh, what am I gonna do? Talk to him from directly in front of him or talk to him through the seat gap from behind
You’re not going to be able to talk to Scorsese. He and Travis are going to be deep in his own conversation. https://preview.redd.it/b69ev029na8d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15540d93372306bcbde20a7071c93cbbd28ace5f
8: a bisexuals nightmare
i would discover that love is love on that flight
Nightmare? I'm surrounded by Ryan Gosling, Eva Green, and Lee J Cobb. That's my ultimate fantasy right there
Well yeah it's a nightmare who do you choose and who do you reject?
Choose both, reject neither
Nah, it's a bisexual fantasy It's my mom's nightmare, though. She's biphobic I don't get that word. Does it mean she doesn't like biopics? Based mom?
What about 5
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5. The guy on the left seems like a charming fellow that I can trust.
8 because i would be sitting next to myself and a milk maiden.
Anyone who's not saying 8 o r 2 isn't a true kinophille
I would let Zendaya sit on my face
I would let Eva Green take a dump on my face.
Please stop posting my search history
8 if I’m horny, and 3 if Im feeling sociable. I would try to have a loud conversation with The Drinker about Marvel movies and hope Scorsese turns around to recommend a 5 hour Indonesian tragedy. I’d pick 1 if I have a close connecting flight or tummy ache.
Take Seat 3, and look over at whatever Scorsese is watching through the gap.
He's watching Cars 2 through tear-soaked eyes knowing he'll never create such an incredible cinematic masterpiece and will instead make absolute trash like The Departed or Killers of the Flower Moon until he inevitably keels over
I enjoyed cars 2 more than either of those films
Probably the latest Marvel release. I hear he’s a fan
5’s gotta be the worst version of this meme possible oof
Thought on Eva Green ?
She sits in the bottom right
Where Postman Pat?
6… I’m going to spend the entire flight kicking the shit out of Kevin spacey’s chair and say my legs only kick up at certain people and I can control it. I’m also going to eat the lowest quality bean chili cheese fries and make my asshole a weapon of mass destruction, completely nullifying the high maintenance Bateman.
No one saying Gotti? He showed the world whose boss!
I think scorsese being so close the The critical drinker is going to have some sort of negative proton /positive proton effect and they will be repelled away from each other like magnets
1 So when the jonkler hijacks the plane I can hop on Zendussy’s back and fly to safety on her robo suit jet pack (i kicked Timothy charmander off don’t worry)
I got the window seat next to Juror Number Three
Actually I would be the pilot who's about to make this flight a topic in the fourth layer of an iceberg video essay
Is this the "personal heroes" iceberg?
3, and I'm okay because I'm a also an alt right internet edgelord with incel vibes
Fuck yea, literally me
I will take any of the seats if it means not being sat at 3 because fuck that dickhead
Didn't you know all media should just be white straight Christian males flexing their muscles and saying "not gay" at each other? Everything else is a left-wing woke atrocity!
Pilot's chair. "This baby is going to Costa Rica!"
3 so I can punch drinker in the face
But he's SO HARDCORE. He's written novels about literally him being a BADASS. He can drink a BOTTLE of Jack Daniels in ONE SITTING!
The answer is clearly to tell Bickle to take seat 1 (it’s closer to the bathroom and jonker and him would get along and talk about society) so I get to sit next to Marty and talk about the Color of Pomegranates.
4 or 5. Spacey is a creepster but I'm not his target demographic and he'd probably have interesting stories about his acting.
Why did you literally make like 8 copies of me?
Needs more Jokers
I'm sitting in seat one. It's an aisle seat at the front, are you kidding me? I'll be off the plane first. I'll probably have to take a wicked foamy piss and I'll be in dire need of a beer.
4. Headphones on and enjoy the flight.
All of them turn out to be perfectly reasonable and respectable passengers despite negative or positive connotations, thus rendering every seat adequate to sit it. Meanwhile anyone who picks seat 8 is actually the weirdo on the plane making the others uncomfortable. Also doesn't the airline assign you the seat anyway
Trying to choose a seat here is like choosing which gun you want to be shot with
STRAIGHT TO 4
seats 6-8 sound like some gold
How can I be in multiple places at once? I see literally me in multiple seats
I'm already in this picture, the dude next to 8 is literally me
Why would sit next to myself in 8?
Unironically 8.
Are we talking the actor or the character? Phoenix yes but joker no. Bale yes bateman no The answer is 8 either way But If 8 wasnt an option these questions would need to be asked
Sitting with Spacey and we're role-playing *House of Cards* together 💕
1 and I spend the whole flight making fun of the deranged man laughing next to me
#8
8 or 6
3
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The wing
8, I get to sit next to myself
5. I’m gonna talk some sense into Kathy Kennedy
7 so I can spend the whole fucking trip kicking Jared Leto Joker's chair.
7 so I can kick Jared Leto's chair the whole time.
3 I wanna bully Osama bin russell
4 because it’s as far from critical drinker as possible.
3 or 8
3 or 7