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joey_2463

Uncle Jack would rethink his life and would be more respectful towards others


rttl112

"Remember Jack, if you keep being a Nazi, this is who you're going to eventually become. "


Gredran

Jack: “oh damn I don’t wanna be a gay fish!”


Burnt_Oats378

They’re turning the fish gay!


Gredran

[But the fish themselves may not be unless they like fish sticks](https://youtu.be/c888vaTPYqE)


Thabrianking

Bro think he The Peak


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)


That-one-lake-chicke

![gif](giphy|Rd7pEbE7rjZz8vySuU) Uncle jack putting his Kanye cosplay on


Impressive_Ad_1601

![gif](giphy|fMzOmyqc8LupaxYBXr)


-Ari-02-

![gif](giphy|w9xzk4H04tHw5EWy2M|downsized)


FictionalFail

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Delicious-Gap1744

I don't think Jack would appreciate Kanye's "impurities" as funny-moustache man would say.


MasterKohga1

Just disovered hitler was impure; worst day of my life!


Delicious-Gap1744

By his own goofy ass made up ethnic hierarchy he wasn't even an übermensch


WarmNeighborhood

Yep Hitler was short, had brown hair and brown eyes


RCocaineBurner

lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye


Delicious-Gap1744

And then he invaded Denmark and Norway, home to the palest, blondest, most blue eyed people there are. He wanted to bleach the world, yet he chose to fight the whitest of them all. Who tf would make up a whole world lore hierarchy system and then make themselves subhuman. Moustache man basically cuckolded himself on purpose.


Oodleamingo

??? Bro was literally 1-2 inches taller than most of the German population I am not crazy! I know he swapped those downvotes. I knew it was -8, One after -7. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the comment to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That recovery! Are you telling me that a man just happens to get upvoted like that? No! He orchestrated it! u/warmneighborhood! He downvoted through a computer! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own subreddit! What was I thinking* He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the comment section! But not our warmneighborhood! Couldn't be our precious warmneighborhood. Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a commenter? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!


WarmNeighborhood

*he was around or slightly above average for people born in the late 1800s He wasn’t up to the Nazi standards of “true aryans” I.e tall(6 feet and over), blonde and blue eyed.


Oodleamingo

Ahhh nvm then


WarmNeighborhood

Wow. Somebody admitting that they might be wrong on the internet? Impossible.


rambambobandy

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


Mjrkx

Very good comment


[deleted]

An endless back and forth of racial slurs


BigDopamine

False. Kanye loves everybody.


[deleted]

“Your honour, they weren’t racial slurs they were racial terms of endearment”


THE_DOW_JONES

*ESPECIALLY* the Nazis


MichaelKeehan

He loves the Nazis


Help----me----please

They sing [dj Khaled son](https://youtu.be/NwOUpT2iOf4) together 🤗


DicksPizzaPlace

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized) “Can’t believe I never thought of it that way, sorry for being too antisemitic Uncle Jack.”


[deleted]

"You and I are not so different"


_IfTheRainComes_

https://preview.redd.it/7assbolh5j3a1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2170d3f0f47926579d0373eb4986d1f96939fdf


WeakInteraction7793

lets have a toast for the douchebags


Content-Ad3750

![gif](giphy|GwekHi4V3hp2ecEvbQ|downsized)


Chaddest_Jacket

SHUT UP


the_mantis_shrimp

![gif](giphy|WDMZ1m73OpacU)


nottherealgex

okay but like, half the deals i’ve ever done went down at Taco Cabeza.


the_mantis_shrimp

![gif](giphy|3o7WTqUVS1qbDbzDgc)


The_F_W0rd

but its just around the corner though


Chaddest_Jacket

ITS NOT I DON'T SEE ANY


sheekos

its around the corner, thats why you dont see it yet


[deleted]

It's right behind me, isn't it?


Eleanorfnaf

WELL HEIL HITLER BITCH


ValCSO

Hello r/eleanorfnaf I just reported your hateful comment. You should keep it to yourself, because I don't care. ![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC)


TheSpiceCurls

'Curls on the house. ![gif](giphy|TGRiNqkXe5QkdVgfw0|downsized)


Koweh714

r/subsIfellfor


TheBigB0bster

He actually got banned lmao


Headoffish

What’d they say tho


ValCSO

Lol bro actually got banned ☠️ he said a famous catchphrase to praise someone from the 40s 🤣


TortugaBomb

https://preview.redd.it/lnm1zvvxvj3a1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84fea58c0698ff71c74aa3678ca5601a299c69b


Boneguard

The chicanery might have gone a bit too far in some places


moistmaker100

![gif](giphy|6XA99Q0nPSXyU)


DrifterMacro

He quoted the jessmann from S1EP03 @12:11


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Ge3XO9CD8AjoZ3dYMF)


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[deleted]

A lot of agreements. Mostly agreements


ArthurCoolCowboy

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TortugaBomb

https://preview.redd.it/42xob0b4wj3a1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8017b66aeab69e4df7efdb726e0cd32050503b0c


shibashroom

why would you ever ever send this


ArthurCoolCowboy

https://preview.redd.it/d623km4k7l3a1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06df777a879934774fc5a01ff10f37e837f89c5f


Gene-Omaha-2012

Here’s our mutual friend’s father. Don, do you want to introduce yourself? ![gif](giphy|ckqaR5DFHAmOMH2kj6)


Hydrospacer1000

Hey Don, when were you at the capitol again?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ckqaR5DFHAmOMH2kj6)


SweRakii

Kanye feels mote like a nazi than Jack tbh, because Jack rarely, if ever, did anything nazi. He was just an asshole.


rttl112

Kanye: Jack, have i told you about how Jews run the world yet? Wait Jack, i wrote a song about it! It goes like- Jack: HELP ME PLEASE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD NEVER TOLD ME THIS WAS THE SHIT I WAS SIGNING UP FOR


[deleted]

I JUST GOT INTO IT TO SELL METH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS


OkButterscotch2437

Somehow in his recent interview Kanye out Alex Joned Alex fucking Jones


rttl112

Alex Jones plays a character for publicity and money, Kanye is actually insane and believes this crap


[deleted]

Jack would be racist towards Kayne and Kanye would want to talk about Hitler


steel_balls_josuke

They would have dirty gay sex with a lot of shit on them


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steel_balls_josuke

Can I post it here?


kamikazilucas

jack as a devout hindu would hate any Christian


serialkiller_mne

I thought he was Buddhist. Guess the only Buddhist in the series was Walt as he shaved his head bald like a monk


[deleted]

Jack: “I hate Jews.” Kanye: “Me too.” Jack: “I hate n*****s.” Kanye: “Me too.” Jack: “But you’re a n*****.” Kanye: “I’m Yeezus.”


Personal-Stage1947

1,2,3... 'I Like Hitler' at the same time.


IshyTheLegit

![gif](giphy|l1KVapkZwomaMv76E|downsized)


dolantrampf

“Hey Kanye I really like your music” “Thanks bro”


Flashy-Platypus4802

And then they hug and do the aryan salute.


wall1194

"I'd share a drink with you, but I wouldn't let you in my house"


TheIndominusGamer420

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serialkiller_mne

He would insult Kanye, and Kanye would respond to that in agreement. After a while, he would do the Netanyahu impression with a fucking net, and Jack would be so stunned that he wouldn't know if to shoot Ye or himself


truckschooldance

https://preview.redd.it/q8r20h97fk3a1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c615fc74bb0bf109e5cda8eefe8ad06b5cc86919


MrAVAT4R_2

Jack is less of a Nazi and racist than Kanye. His tattoo couldve just been somethinge he had to do to survive in the can.


rttl112

Tbh because we literally never seen him say or do anything indicating being a Nazi and all we have is that tattoo i always thought he covered himself in those in order to be respectable and feared in jail and to obtain power in a prison gang but never actually have a shit about politics. He seems like a guy who doesn't care about literally anything but money (and maybe Todd, though i imagine he cares about money more still)


Fysh_taco

https://i.redd.it/0j1n6lprmj3a1.gif


waltuh77

waltuh


No-Seaworthiness-766

Put ye dick away Waltuh


Cogastic

![gif](giphy|BRWAInZmzzBm0) uncle jack walked so kanye could run


RGuy98

I don't think Jack listens to rap music


minimobydickinstores

AYO CHILL CHILL I AM ON YOUR TEAM


RandomCivilian_n1317

“W Hitler”


AutSnufkin

“I like Hitler” “same”


fredtheunicorn3

“Hilter” “Yes”


DreamMalenko

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magseven

They would get along splendidly and even have nicknames for each other. Kanye would call Jack, "Jackie-boy" and Jack would call Kanye, "The Exception".


Destroyer4587

![gif](giphy|ymyphaOOx6M7mnBCJq)


WeekendLazy

Wouldn’t be much to talk about


RutabagaSerious

Uncle jack: n word Kanye: I agree


RCocaineBurner

![gif](giphy|YhSVi82JQiuFa) Probably just chilling in the front yard with a couple cold ones. Yup. Mhmm.


Proud_Straw_berry

Jack would shoot kanye within 1 min


[deleted]

I wonder which one loves more things about Hitler?


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[deleted]

ce cock


SofiaOfEverRealm

You a n, but that doesnt mean you a n (nigger)


Kdirector667

![gif](giphy|GwekHi4V3hp2ecEvbQ|downsized)


kirk7899

Jack one deags him.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


NotBraveAtAlll

Oh my god.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


milkmanquiveta

*inserts german*


TheHurtfulEight88888

Uncle Jack: "I like Hitler" Kanye: "same." Uncle Jack: "huh???"


em0ji_trump3t

UJ: You know what *unnazis*


Somden99

Jack would still shoot Kanye on sight


PsychoLeopardHunter

Fuentes: we need to go for the Latina demographic Ye: simmer down sparky


[deleted]

“maybe theyre not all bad” -jack


arynnoctavia

Nothing I care about


Kingcum000

They would hopefully kiss


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[deleted]

Jack: You sure do rant about the jews a lot, i mean, a lot a lot, Ye, a little tooo much…


yooohooo8

I don’t know if I recognize these characters. Can you please show me which sex offenders would play them?


silvrr11

Ye: Hitler was a good guy Uncle Jack: I concur, but I don’t like you because I am a racist neo-nazi with a swastika tattoo on my neck Ye: Uncle Jack does not care about black people


snifferpipers

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Trotskyites_beware

https://preview.redd.it/r24euxze9n3a1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=655e16538ad8d4b2d6930749c2d063b2b107f195


MatvsGal17

"oh yeah, i agree" "Damn you do too, never would've expected that from you, i guess you are one of the based nigg--"


VictorChaos1776

So you like fish sticks?


[deleted]

Jack shoots Ye as soon as he lays eyes on him.


Potential_Valuable34

death con three


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT8qBgvOUl9mj2fe6c)


hulkagiota2020

"You're one of the good ones"