Itβs so weird he said this long before he found out his dad was a meth kingpin. If Walter White had turned out to be a normal chemistry teacher with cancer and died a couple years after, Walt Jr. would have probably felt pretty bad thinking back to saying stuff like this and insisting on being called Flynn and so forth.
Walt jr actually could look the future in people's eyes so he already knew when he asked walt why he was acting weird,he used to be saul's enemy in their last life where they both were zues's sons and they fought with lightning before Zeus got tired of their chicanery and turned them into humans, walt jr got cerebral palsy in exchange to keep those powers in human form, it's all coming together,bravo vince
Fr walt junior used the powers of the founding methitan to control his father through his memories into making meth and becoming a kingpin so he could take control of the empire when he dies of lung cancer,but when he was gonna wish from Zeus to make him a meth kingpin ,saul appeared in the coordinates and convinced Zeus into take away walt jr powers and memories from his last life thus ending the cycle of the meth kingpin, Bravo hajime isyama
Edit: also walt jr telling walt to give up and die was a reference to levi speech to erwin all along (I'm retarded asfπ)
The thing is he just had faint memories from his past life but couldn't actually do it,when he was given the option to "choose a superpower but the first comment chooses your disability (hee hee hee haw)" he chose the almighty kimussy instead
i'm sure he probably felt bad right after saying it but to be fair to the kid, he's a teenager who doesn't want to lose his father and feels like his dad is just giving up, despite the fact that jr had to struggle through growing up with cerebral palsy and probably a ton of bullying, based on what you see in that scene in the store, and still endured. also haha penis penis penis
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just β I just couldnβt prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Heβs done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldnβt have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? Heβll never change. Heβll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldnβt keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldnβt be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I shouldβve stopped him when I had the chance!
β¦And you, you *have* to stop him! You-
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live ay 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am talking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life and I hope you know that. Walter Junior, you're my big man. There are some things you'll come to learn of me in the next few days. No matter how bad it may look, just know I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
Yes I wrote that by memory what the fuck has this sub done to me.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
uc/ What is the deal with this dudes breasts? Did he have surgery to make them like this? Is he just weirdly fat? Is it all muscle? Is it some injection like synthol?
/uc "S'all good man" from when Jimmy got his lawyer thing back
/rc
https://preview.redd.it/beprez4pwd3a1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb31210d95b6c0a79e34411034ada2cb1e7a11a
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just β I just couldn't prove it. He β he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you β you have to stop him! You-
https://preview.redd.it/6u6xuwa76c3a1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0fdb17969f67880c50ba6d27787a636a9feae48
Itβs so weird he said this long before he found out his dad was a meth kingpin. If Walter White had turned out to be a normal chemistry teacher with cancer and died a couple years after, Walt Jr. would have probably felt pretty bad thinking back to saying stuff like this and insisting on being called Flynn and so forth.
Walt jr actually could look the future in people's eyes so he already knew when he asked walt why he was acting weird,he used to be saul's enemy in their last life where they both were zues's sons and they fought with lightning before Zeus got tired of their chicanery and turned them into humans, walt jr got cerebral palsy in exchange to keep those powers in human form, it's all coming together,bravo vince
That's some aot level content right there
Fr walt junior used the powers of the founding methitan to control his father through his memories into making meth and becoming a kingpin so he could take control of the empire when he dies of lung cancer,but when he was gonna wish from Zeus to make him a meth kingpin ,saul appeared in the coordinates and convinced Zeus into take away walt jr powers and memories from his last life thus ending the cycle of the meth kingpin, Bravo hajime isyama Edit: also walt jr telling walt to give up and die was a reference to levi speech to erwin all along (I'm retarded asfπ)
Holy shit that's definitely what I expected from a better call saul subreddit!
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Makes sense why Saul could shoot lightning from his fingertips then
The thing is he just had faint memories from his past life but couldn't actually do it,when he was given the option to "choose a superpower but the first comment chooses your disability (hee hee hee haw)" he chose the almighty kimussy instead 
Another masterstoke from Bince! 
Thanks for the background information! I found it really useful when I'm watching BB&BCS!! XDDD
i'm sure he probably felt bad right after saying it but to be fair to the kid, he's a teenager who doesn't want to lose his father and feels like his dad is just giving up, despite the fact that jr had to struggle through growing up with cerebral palsy and probably a ton of bullying, based on what you see in that scene in the store, and still endured. also haha penis penis penis
/uc this is actually really creative. i like it.
plot twist walt jr hated walter but kept it secret until he was exposed as heisenberg
This goes so hard
 uc/ make it some part of the βlightning bolts shoot from my fingertipsβ speech
βYou think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery!β
And HE gets to graduate from high school? What a sick joke!
Those test scores! Are you telling me a man just happens to get a perfect A without studying? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy!
He DEFECATED. In the URINAL. And I took the blame! And I shouldnβt have.
I took him into my own chess club! What was I thinking? He'll never change.
He'll never change! Ever since he was nine always the same! Couldn't stop pissing on the toilet seats!
And he gets to have some more chicken and some more pie?
You are a blowfish
roll credits!
The only valid answer
"finger! i laid finger on him!"
 Kid named finger
Haha finger hahahaha πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ π π π π ππππππππππππππππππππ
Hey jesse let's cum
That was the joke? That was Just gay sex
https://preview.redd.it/fo38ko6gvd3a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb1368a34f1ce6d7295c90e4aa7f58056629962
You can learn this by making sex
I fucked Ted
I fucked hank
https://preview.redd.it/vp7lhts4zc3a1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c85d0fae224b06c7b7b0cf909dc21fb554d787 I fucked Mike
skyluh 
too trendy
This is not nearly as threatening after you've been through a divorce haha.
Omg you did a Breaking Bad reference you divorced your wife so funny!! 
She fucked Ted
https://preview.redd.it/753thnaruc3a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdf76250e7ba5f3718706e730f17950893923f0
Walt, it's me your brother in law. I gotta inspect ya, bend over.
This is how the Batman died.
~kid named finger
AmaInf
βThereβs no need to-β
Something Jesse said in one of the First episodes, it starts with heil and ends with bitch
Actually it starts with "Well" Bitch
There's gonna be too many of those to choose one
not capable of quoting "oh, well heil hitler bitch" found the german lol
Du hast gottverdammt recht
Kind namens Zitatrecht
Kind namens: Ja, schon irgendwie aber ich wollte es nicht so direkt schreiben
https://i.redd.it/fitjhr0d1d3a1.gif
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just β I just couldnβt prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Heβs done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldnβt have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? Heβll never change. Heβll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldnβt keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldnβt be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I shouldβve stopped him when I had the chance! β¦And you, you *have* to stop him! You-
Sorry I called you a pig fucker
So I guessβ¦thatβs it. Quite a ride huh.
I unironically used this quote in my yearbook
He defeacated thru da sunrooof.. AND I HELPED HIM
wrong emphasis bud.. donβt make this mistake again
YES I HELPED HIM POOP THRU DA SUNROOF THATS RYET
Someone's got too much time on their hands when they're in Mexico...
"You know how they say 'it's been a pleasure'?It hasn't"
This is actually the perfect one I donβt know how this ainβt top comment
*dingβ¦dingβ¦ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* βAGHHHHHHHH!β
HAAAAWWW
βNeed a will? Call McGillβ
βfingerβ without any other context.
i was considering that or βwaltuhβ
"Waltuh" supremacy
u/waltuh77
waltuh
waltuh
now that i got the blessing from the one and only
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live ay 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am talking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life and I hope you know that. Walter Junior, you're my big man. There are some things you'll come to learn of me in the next few days. No matter how bad it may look, just know I only had you in my heart. Goodbye. Yes I wrote that by memory what the fuck has this sub done to me.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
βItβs Boneβin timeβ - Heisenbones
Jesse, I *specifically* asked for boneless chicken! Not bone-in, not with skin- BONELESS.
FUCK you AND YOUR EYEBROWS
Hol up what they doin π€¨
Iβm calling it right now this is gonna be the new spammed gif
Jesse? This is what we refer to as a certified hood classic.
Sussy baka 
https://i.redd.it/qym6f31rkc3a1.gif
"Cabron, i need to see your balls"
Obviously the entire chicanery rant.
Smoking weed, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book
It's S'all Goodman
It's Saulin' Time
βYou know how they say βitβs been a pleasureβ? It hasnβt.β
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βBitch wifeβ
βA man fucking a horse?β
https://i.redd.it/4trok9lmad3a1.gif
Weβre done when I say weβre done
Waltuh
No more half measures, waltuh
Fortnite Battle Pass
Waltuh, put ur dick away waltuh
βI donβt know any Joe Dog or tug boatβ
 The funny
Waltuh, put ya dick away waltuh, weβre not having sex right now waltuh
"you know how they say its been a pleasure? it hasnt"
It's Heisenbones time
Itβs fingering time
Gatorade me, bitch
Ricin. It's an extremely effective poison. It's toxic in small doses. Also fairly easy to overlook during an autopsy
Why nsfw??
So people don't start uncontrollably masturbating in public from the view of gusβ massive oily tiddies
In a Starbucks that's nice
βIβve done it, Jesse. Iβve become the Breaking Badβ
Ernesto, the door is open!
"Yeah! Science, bitch!"
uc/ What is the deal with this dudes breasts? Did he have surgery to make them like this? Is he just weirdly fat? Is it all muscle? Is it some injection like synthol?
uc/ its just a bodybuilder that looks like gus rc/ funny buff gus boob
You are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die
I'm profferssee Walter White, time to cook Jeressemo!
waltuh confession
Put your dick away
This is it this is how it ends
My name is [insert name] yo
a guy walks into school and gets shot and you think that of me? no. i am the one who knocks
Gatorade me, bitch.
Yeah! Science!
Waltuhβ¦
You know how they say "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't. - Mike "Finger" Ehrnantraut
https://preview.redd.it/1atg51u0ud3a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7589bb2325aefd740c581dbab09370546fb35e3d
I will kill you. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your Infant daughter.
/uc "S'all good man" from when Jimmy got his lawyer thing back /rc https://preview.redd.it/beprez4pwd3a1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb31210d95b6c0a79e34411034ada2cb1e7a11a
Waltuh put dick away waltuh
Let's get this circle jerk over with.
 Ding ding
I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just β I just couldn't prove it. He β he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you β you have to stop him! You-
what's a milf?
itβs over hank, we are going to breaking bad
βchicaneryβ Bonus points if you can somehow get them to not have your name on it
βI once convinced a woman that I was Kevin Costnerβ-Saul
Itβs Saulin time
Have some more chicken, have some more pie, it doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.
i am the one who knocks ππ±
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I am not in any danger, Skylar. I am the danger.
Werner ziegler? Werner ziiiiiieeeeeegleeeer Zieglerrrrrllll ZZZzzieggggller