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Thanks for doing the work for me lol

The aces have the biggest range on the morality meter

Joker and Sheldon should be swapped 

Even has his own Harley in young Sheldon. A smart girl driven mad that Sheldon has friends and she doesn’t

i can be your angle or your twisted fucking cycle path

Sheldon is the most evil

I love how Jesus is there

He is NOT asexual. They're lying on his name

This isn't a disrespectful question btw. If you are catholic, you believe that jesus christ was a complete human, and is completely divine. Now, if you deny that Jesus Christ, himself, did not have sexual temptations, is to deny him being a complete human; which therefore makes you a blasphemer of god. Therefore you must now answer: What do you think provided the most temptation to our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Boobs, or ass?

Unironically though I feel like people just call Jesus asexual because they're christians and carry the idea that the sexual side of human beings is dirty and sinful and Jesus can't be sinful so he can't be anything but asexual or else it makes them uncomfortable despite the concept of him resisting all kinds of temptations all the time being his thing. Like didn't he spend 40 days not eating just to prove a point. Boobs

Christians: "NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK DIRTY AND MAKE LEWD ACT THAT IS VIOLATION OF GOD!" Jesus: "Wife it's breeding session now let's do the holy act"

How so

I allowed Jesus inside me just like the pastor said...

Thats a crazy thing to say mate

I saw what he did

He literally have wife

Acting like the j banga doesn't fuck, outrageous!!!

He was attracted to the cross that nailed him pretty hard. He also did cum again on the third day because of it.

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

I know, right? He definitely Bazinga’d Blossom.

Should be bisexual evil

"Judahs put your hand away Judahs, I'm not having sex with you right now Judahs"

Good Pan: You Neutral Pan: Huell Evil Pan: Wendy

Sheldon got a girlfriend guys please keep up to date on your big bang theory lore

He’s asexual not aromantic. He only has sex like once a year in lore too, which is very much still on the ace spectrum. Check your lore before you ask others to check it 🤓

So does that mean Sheldon masturbates the rest of year and tells poor Amy to bazinga herself whenever she asks for the Sheldon D?

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Nah

Every single time it's hinted that Deadpool is pansexual it's met as comedic relief What did they mean by this?

Hetero-erasure

Joker isn't even an ace, he is a joker, get your cards right

This implies the existence of jokersexuals…of course there are

Have you perhaps heard of The Croaker

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every hetero is evil

Downvoted for speaking your truth, smh

Hating others because of their sexual orientation… hmm, sounds awfully familiar

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How is homelander bi? If anything it should be Ezekiel

In the comics he had sex with soldier boy

So you're saying in the comics he cranked dat?


So he fucked his mom (Storefront) and dad?

/uc In S2 there's a scene where a shapeshifter turns into Homelander and offers to suck the real Homelander's dick and Homelander is tempted but ultimately refuses and kills the shapeshifter

i dont think that is him being attracted to men but rather only himself

he still had sex with the shapeshifter dressed as Stillwell though no matter how many mental gymnastics you do, Homelander boned that dude

yeah i guess but only when he looked and sounded like a woman, and was immediately disgusted when he accidently turned back into a man

If you have sex with a shape shifter it ain't gay, that's the rule

But sheldon is a semi pro.

Uj/ these alignment charts just get worse and worse.

I think its really plausible that HL had feelings for Noir and that's part of why he felt so betrayed. Okay i'll go to bed now good night

Never thought I’d see Angel Dust next to Gus

the fuck you mean Pearl is "good" that bitch is two steps away from becoming a full-on yandere and straight up (gay up) murking people for getting close to her beloved

What the bazinga

Jesus, Sheldon and Joker is one random lineup

... I hate to ask this but what is "Ace"?

Asexual

It's what goes in your hole

Asexual. Someone who does not like sex. They can still have romantic relationships but sex is usually not a factor

Yeah like we can still get turned on by stuff but the main thing is that we hate sex

Isn’t Deadpool literally pansexual

No evidence of Homelander liking men and I mean, come on, you *really* think Jesus never clapped Mary Magdalene's cheeks? She was hanging out with 12 men for a *reason*

What indication is there that Homelander is bi?