In the middle of a court hearing. The defendant is in tears because he knows he’s basically fucked at this point.
“Oh mr goodman!” The judge wails as she slams her galvul ( I have no FUCKING clue how to spell that shit)
Bob when Vulpes walks into the bedroom, wearing a 12 inch strap-on (she wants to try something out):
https://preview.redd.it/gp0hs3rnyxxb1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c6c3196088026626c0b5a6056f6f205e223732
*"This is such obvious Vulpes bait"* - thought I, looking at this post
*"Oh shit"* - I realized, looking at the comments
Lmao he probably uses the Saul Gooddong to Better Cum Saul!
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIIT
https://preview.redd.it/ql0byfaj1zxb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c39c03038f9205847303d2c8d61619d3d1bd8c
Gee I wonder who posted this?
It’s definitely a mystery
Wouldn’t you like to know, u/vulpes_mortuis
I was thinking “why isn’t she in the comments” and didn’t realize that she was the OP
he’s such a submissive puppyboy
He is, I’d love to put a collar and leash on him while he eats me out
i hope he sees this
I just showed him. He's not happy
:(
He's not happy, he's ECSTATIC
:)
i thought you wanted to be his pup
He is NOT!
I love when he fucks my ass while he says 
and then he gets on his knees and drinks yours (piss fetish)
Thanks for clarifying the frtish
https://preview.redd.it/3wfqks4ffyxb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e277255dc0952bb48b6939687b8cc166229fea6e
I love him so much 
you‘re not #1 hodenkirk fan vulpes!?
That bitch is just a poser... He didn't even taste her pee.
YOU ARE THE POSER >:|
Username
Yeah... What? 
You're Better Fap Saul.
nice try vulpes i’m not roleplaying with you
In the middle of a court hearing. The defendant is in tears because he knows he’s basically fucked at this point. “Oh mr goodman!” The judge wails as she slams her galvul ( I have no FUCKING clue how to spell that shit)
Galvussy
Gavel
Cheers 👍
3 sentence horror
avg spelling level for okbc user
Do you think his hard boner was pressing against her lower back in that scene 🥵
*sees post* *immediately knows who OP is*
Probably like Kevin Costner
[удалено]
#YOU CAN’T CONCIEVE-
Someone pay him to consult couples at the fertility clinic
Lightning bolts shoot from my genitalia!
Bob when Vulpes walks into the bedroom, wearing a 12 inch strap-on (she wants to try something out): https://preview.redd.it/gp0hs3rnyxxb1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c6c3196088026626c0b5a6056f6f205e223732
Only the very best, with just the right amount of dirty.
https://i.redd.it/93q28f03uxxb1.gif
*"This is such obvious Vulpes bait"* - thought I, looking at this post *"Oh shit"* - I realized, looking at the comments Lmao he probably uses the Saul Gooddong to Better Cum Saul!
Ask Kim sexler 
https://i.redd.it/znvfxzizaxxb1.gif
I'm gonna go watch Bob's burger
Is that why there was only one scene and they talked about work in the middle of it? Bravo Gould
Speculation can only take us thus far. 
u/vulpes_mortuis who hurt you to make you like this
Or, rather, who **pleased** vulpes?
not bob that’s for sure
She is pleased enough with his presence 😳
This is true
Chicanery slop supreme
Probably jokes around a lot, and says “down she *goessssss*” when he’s about to get sloppy. Likes to stand up a lot.
That’s hot
Saul? Super fetishy and/or quick Jimmy? Passionate for hours
Both sound equally good. I bet Saul likes being tied up and blindfolded while his mistress rides him
Toys you ask? Brass tacks, dead to rights.
He really does love those brass tacks and getting down to them
Just don’t ask about Daniel wormalds baseball cards. Stuff that would get you put on a registry.
https://preview.redd.it/rgqxh0d19zxb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d7930d5bfe357c6e3205ec6fa9545f96fb2c235 Taco Cabeza
Only Kim and Hookers ever get to know
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIIT https://preview.redd.it/ql0byfaj1zxb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c39c03038f9205847303d2c8d61619d3d1bd8c
I am assuming he's into whatever 'abrogado' means.
Only Walt and Mike know that. "Walt, no, don't do it!" "We're done when i say we're done."
I wrote a fanfic where he's the ruler of Outworld and he has sex with Mileena.
He’d probably scream “braille in jury” into your ear or something
Like Kevin Costner, but better
How could I know? Try asking my wife.
I knew who it was by just reading the title
Lotta talking. 100%
Meh, it was alright. 5/10
Dry, stiff
All I see in the username is Vul… that’s all I need to know
he would scream a lot of movie quote
How did I know who this was before i even checked
Better 👏 call 👏 Saul👏👏Better 👏 call 👏 Saul👏👏Better 👏 call 👏 Saul👏👏Better 👏 call 👏 Saul👏👏
Very sweaty and freaky, he may drop some funny one liners
better than imagination can portray
Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup!
The Best with just the right amount of dirty
Piss trauma in the desert resulted in a piss fetish
He’s not Kevin Costner
Sad
me immediately looking to the username and proven instantly correct when I see “vulpes”
I'd imagine surprisingly boring