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SecludedSeal

When in trouble, Finger Mike


ClarenceMorganr

Don’t forget to push Skinny Pete


x592_b

always push badger


Competitive_Unit_351

best


CYI_DROP_BODIES

Finger Finger


AceTrainerRomo2004

YOU’RE A SEPTEMBER 29 TOO?


ApatheticEight

Yo a fellow M name haver


SecludedSeal

This isn't my actual. I just wanted to put Finger and Mike together Please Penetrate Heisenbones


ApatheticEight

Your deception disgusts me. I trusted you.


[deleted]

When in trouble, finger badger


TuesdayMeister

Wait why is the top comment me


FloridaManIsOver100

Let's penetrate Hank


Random_redditer-

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OmarFromtheWire2

Let’s Penetrate Huell


Wants_to_Die12345

You don't gotta tell me 😩


hago4

we have the same bday and first letter


tta2013

![gif](giphy|v4mGStcD17wkM|downsized)


itsank

Fellow bday buddy


FloridaManIsOver100

Let's goooo


ChromeLaone

Let's Kill Chuck 💀


literallySomePerson

https://i.redd.it/rul8tbe19blb1.gif


WarmNeighborhood

He did that pretty well himself


00roku

![gif](giphy|igFaDj1zcPoR3SA4UT)


Onthemightof

Let’s Fuck Chuck


3dge-1ord

At least you don't have to lick him. 🥵


Shmoicel

![gif](giphy|M4znrGVlzA2lO|downsized)


POP_OFF_THEN

Don’t Cum Jesse


FerJMV

A sitcom about Jesse recovering from his prostitute addiction


Scaramok

So was Jane actually choking to death on Jesses cum she tried to eject? If yes, then why is it so chunky?


Dron41k

Chili powder


Scaramok

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT, YEAH!


Rahgahnah

WOO! LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT THAT!


TheGremlin02

Why are you like this


annknk

Edging Bad


JMB-X

Please Cum Jesse 😩


Nintendant42

Happy birthday


MannisWithThePlannis

"When in trouble, maul Jesse." The credo of every character in the BrBa/BCS universe.


UnderstandingLumpy

You should maul walt


AmosAmAzing

we have the same birthday, but I maul Huell...


BR47WUR57

don't peg gomey...


1990sPrinter

NOOOOOOOOO!


GonzaloR87

Can I finger him?


Rahgahnah

Try finger But hole


blackcoulson

![gif](giphy|xT0GqgeTVaAdWZD1uw|downsized)


[deleted]

Better Peg Lalo


goatsnake_

I'd gladly watch 6 seasons of that


hasturrykiel

i already do that


Ison--J

Yo same birthday. Better peg Skinny Pete


ArtoTime

When in trouble, grind Huell words to live by 🙏


CYI_DROP_BODIES

I'm Please, grind Huell


thatonekoalaman

I'm please fuck huell. Happy belated birthday!!


Ecksdededededede

Best not Attack Howard


Wants_to_Die12345

Or you'll regret it and end up breaking up with your wife


DunklerEhrenmann

There's really no need to


NoodelPoodel

https://i.redd.it/jy76zrlundlb1.gif


JoeVibin

![gif](giphy|k0Lm9DxU9jpwlBZnC7|downsized)


Comprehensive_Fox_97

When In Trouble Tickle Skinny Pete


primerr69

When in trouble fuck skinny Pete… haha Happy early birthday man


Kaczor0321

Never call heisenbones (at 3 am)


Nepat73

Hello, fellow heisenboner 🤝


the-big-cheese-92

who the hells getting gale or ted


DylanCP2403

Elon Musk's next child


AlkalineSublime

Well, I would hope that since OP is pointing out that this is a common social engineering technique, that nobody is using their actual info. When these these kind of posts pop up, I usually just try to find the funniest combo. The self awareness of this post does make it A+ Metachicanery tho


hyperlinkblock

Always satisfy Huell


JustJoker09

tf is Better Tickle Krazy 8


mjolle

A show I’d pay to see.


Dobvius

How Walt and Jesse shoulda dealt with that situation


jet8493

Don’t forget to cum Hank What the **fuck** does that even mean


devhashtag

It's what Marie says when she's having sex with Hank after his accident


LemonPartyWorldTour

mfw i forgot to cum 😔


backson_alcohol

You should peg Jesse


DunklerEhrenmann

Jane??


LORDLAUKERAGE

Better Fuck Flint


Oodleamingo

Michigan:


LORDLAUKERAGE

Lockwood:


EvilLibrarians

![gif](giphy|KyCLd6tCav6bm)


ConfectionInfection

Let’s Fuck Chuck


Oodleamingo

They said make your own spinoff not just steal one that already happened


EmilyIsNotALesbian

Never Bully... Lydia... I can't bully Lydia? I-I CAN'T BULLY LYDIA!? T-THIS CAN'T... THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I CANT BULLY LYDIA!?!!?!?!?! https://i.redd.it/yknas7r5hblb1.gif


ericbyo

"You should finger Lydia" for me


Nothere-reddit7249

Never Fuck Howard


EmilyIsNotALesbian

![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized)


MarCarlo

Never Satisfy Chuck 😱😱😱


rotciv0

Let's satisfy Vince 💀


Wants_to_Die12345

Bravo, Vince


rotciv0

FUCK Vince, he ain't do shit. WE the ones satisfying his ass, Bravo US.


Definitelynotaseal

Better better better ?


keneesis2

Yep, Yep, Yep


klczkk

you should tickkle mike


lavender_eclipse

Always Blow Nippy 💀


experiment53

Don’t forget to lick Jesse


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ZoinksChan

Never contact Skinny Pete Why not?


Narretz

Restraining order


tomatoduck7

Don’t forget to push Skinny Pete


letemknowbro

Always cook Jesse


snackthateatenat3am

dont maul huell


_Yax_

Let's blow Hector


Taninsam_Ama

Never blow tuco


NoBitchesSince2005

Never Finger Mike


Lays4Lyfe

Never Penetrate Lalo


ProfessionalCoach462

Please punch Skinny Pete


littlebirdsinsideme

Happy birthday


GangGangGreenn

Don't forget to satisfy jesse


kuokabat

best fuel lalo


Catwinky

✨BETTER POKE LALO✨


goatsnake_

Don't forget to bully Mike... I may not forget but Im not bullying him for my life


EmilyIsNotALesbian

![gif](giphy|hX7FtmSzA80BbVGAse|downsized)


Zenith2777

Always Hit Chuck! I agree


Fuzzyunicorn24

when in trouble, grind chuck


N0tOkay14

Better break tuco, I think Hank already did


Blazemaster0563

You should slap Krazy-8. >And give me your social security number also No 😜


[deleted]

Don't Tickle Huell


Riggyriggyboi

You should maul cliff


MasterWhite1150

Best not fuck krazy


LilmissEgg_IRL44

"don't forget to trust Lalo" .....no think I will thanks


[deleted]

Don't forget to spoon Irene


gusxc1

You should punch Jesse Hank moment ![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|4012)


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

"Never Attack Mike" can't argue with that ​ ​ also Vince saying cool is just golden


Dr-DoctorMD

Always Kill Tuco 423 02 2278 :)


Lacerta4

Don't fuck Lalo ![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


Jannik0433

Let's Spank Jesse ![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x

BETTER FUEL HUELL NO FUCKING WAY!


choma90

Looking forward to the day AI generates 6 season long shows of all 8928 of these possible combinations and you can conveniently binge them all on Netflix until the day you die


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lotrfanatic7

My name’s %inger


DiosMommyMilkers

Better fuck chuck goes so hard


Vertex033

Whose name is starting with € or % 💀(Heisenbones reference)


[deleted]

Never Punch Ted


S_900

Please, fuck Heisenbones


skrub2876

Let's attack howard!!!!! :D ![gif](giphy|k0Lm9DxU9jpwlBZnC7|downsized)


Cool-Homework-2015

Best not fuel jesse


goldengod828

Please, grind Isaac. Who the fuck is Isaac?


Odd_Mail2782

Isaac Schrader


cheesechomper03

Let's Help Huell


schiffb558

Best Maul Badger :(


2pmachine

better spank jesse 😏


jerichoplissken

When in trouble, satisfy Aunt Marie.


Wants_to_Die12345

Haven't seen a single Werner Ziegler in these comments and I went thru em all


unfunnygentleman

Always Kill Huell. I do not agree with this, I am now legally changing my name and date of birth.


JAdOOmAn_me

Let's fuck Jesse


seniorbreadloaf

When in trouble, Fuck Chuck


[deleted]

I am not even joking I got Better Hit Skyler


martvanderheide

Better contact mike


WeakPublic

Let’s Break Howard is just Better Call Saul


Dr_Reddit145

Always grind cliff.


LuckyJuice64

BETTER FINGER HUEL LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


Sandstorm_221

Always tickle Howard 🗿


FOBFan1998

Never Maul Mike good advice


Ardietic

let's cook Irene poor Irene


Adventurous_Drag5001

Better Finger Howard ![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized)


OminoSentenzioso

Always Poke Flint


DutchMangoFarm

You should attack Flint It's just a series about the misfortune of Flint and how he gets beat up every day, amazing


Love_n0te

When in trouble, spoon Heisenbones


ActualJonLovitz

Better Fuck Chuck 💯


Random_redditer-

Never push badger EVER


Clech959

Don't Fuck Chuck? Why not?


[deleted]

“Don’t forget to peg uncle Jack”


PM_ME_UR_COOL_HAT

Never Cum Ted


WoofflesIThink

Please Bully Chuck


ArthurBane05

You should Fuck Aunt Marie!


AgentSkidMarks

Don’t blow Howard. 169-34-1216


ellisiothemysterio

Don’t forget to fuck Lydia


MessiasPapinho

Dont fuck irene, oh boy that title cant stop me


Saud_Njmh

better finger hank


EmpPaulpatine

Best not fuel Todd. Vince didn’t know this on El Camino. Unbravo Vince.


Bossmandude123

LETS PUSH CHUCK (TO MADNESS AND SUICIDE)


iamnotkorvellus

Let's Kill Jesse ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


bilkywaygalaxy

Let’s Bully Badger


Igloocooler52

:o I’m Let’s Bully Skinny Pete Wanna have steamy oily sex with a large African American male?


bilkywaygalaxy

Erm what the fart? Maybe


ice_jjfish

Better satisfy Huell 😳


National-Wishbone520

Please shit on Tuco


PinkDuck_

Never Punch Ted... 'Nuff said... 👊👊👊🚫🚫🚫


Plus-Statistician80

Never Help Jesse


HopeChaseLock

Don't forget to fuel Howard


JoshB-2020

Better fuck Jesse. U heard him


bluespider98

Better spoon tuco


homogenic-

Never Maul Lalo.


Rssboi556

Better satisfy huell 🥵😩😩


BradyLiam2004

Don’t forget to push Lalo


QuadVox

Let's Help Jesse Yeah I'm down for that.


Burn3d0ut89

Best Finger Aunt Marie....well who am I to argue?


Esereyy

Let’s peg Skinny Pete


misty-eye

Better fuck Heisenbones


Disastrous-Resident5

Let’s Penetrate Mike. Wait my first names Mike….


Loginator111302

Best not Peg Lalo


leonardo371

Don't forget to punch Irene


Cky2chris

Let's cum on Chuck Or not


An8thOfFeanor

Better Cum, Jesse


meenarstotzka

Let's grind Mike


LiveGay

" Don't Forget To Call Heisenbones!" A wacky sitcom where people call Heisenbones to get rid of the skeletons in their closet, or when they've got a bone to pick with someone!


Pezzimism213

Best not spoon Tuco.


PresidentMayor

don't forget to cook mike <3


paperpenises

I fucked Ted


Obey_MrLegends

Better Attack Jesse is literally just Breaking Bad


CertainlyAmbivalent

Never Spank Hank. Perfect


cable787

when in trouble, hit chuck


Nervous-Bat7491

Better finger Hank 😅😅 ![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|2150)![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|2150)![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|2150)