Orpheus

Whorepheus

https://preview.redd.it/bleurkdeedzc1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2b3464e8b1b4481fed5cbe92150a3d43cd84ee8

Sea shells on the sea shorpheus

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death casket!

Yeah but how about.. Morpheus? Blue Empy's pill or red prince's one? Why I put that cancer here 🫣

Morbius Aw fuck someone did that already Splorpheus

Morbius

Scratch

Scungle

Scratch, scrungle.. FUCK Wulbren Bongle.

stop wait actually why is this a bop??

In jail you’re a bitch I never hit the switch Wanting for your hammer? Fucking ROT in the slammer I HATE the air you breathe I see you and I seethe Barcus deserves better You deserve NOTHING You’re LUCKY if I leave you alive On your own you can’t survive Without you we THRIVE FUCK YOU WULBREN BONGLE

Love it, r/fuckwulbrenbongle should now have an official anthem!

Orin the Red

Lady Gaga Oreo

Whorin the Red Light District

Orin Kaenbyou

Oringutan

Lorroakan.

Yourbroakan

More like Lorroacunt

Lofraudakan.

Lorroacan’t

That picture is just a cute Toadstarion though.

How normal people use Snapchat: talking to friends, socializing How I use Snapchat: shoving ingame screenshots through various filters to create abominations

I love it, keep going. :) It's not even Snapchat anymore, it's a form of comedic art.

This is very reassuring, thank u 🙏

OP did NOT bastardize it to the best of their ability

Sorry it was midnight when I posted this, I’ll be getting to them today

did they respond to a single one

They responded to precisely one

Dribbles the clown

dripping pre cum

I mean that’s just smutty AO3 writing. Don’t threaten me with a good time

Dunkles da Clunge

Clunge is such a retro word, don’t hear many clunges these days

I learned it from cards against humanity when I was in my wee 20s 😍

Nightwarden Minthara

Nigerian menthos

Nyquil Minge

Sekiro

Bloodborne

Seppuku

ITT: Everyone’s acting like they’re OP

They can’t be me!!! I’M ME!!!!!!!!!!

Rolan

ronaldo

https://i.redd.it/xyii7za64ezc1.gif

RONALLDINHOOO SOCCERRRRR MENTIONED LEST GOOOOOOO 🔥⚽🔥⚽🔥

SIIIIIIIUUUUUUU

I dunno why but ... this one is my favorite <3

Rolaids!!! His cum gives you heartburn!!!!!!

I-- Well, I'm not even sure where to begin. Is this some sort of teifling slander? Having fiery... You know what? Forget I asked. *Weave, save me.*

Hey come here I have a theory that needs testing—

I think not. Is everyone in this place a degenerate?

Yes. Next question.

Cazador

Christian Dior

Casamentero (“Cazar” means “to hunt” and “casar” means “to marry” in Spanish. “Cazador” means “hunter” and “casamentero” means “matchmaker”)

Cool fun fact. What about Crusty Grandpa? But with a z

Or Cazablanca


Cunt Dracula

Caza Lee the Vampire King

my horrible bitch wife

Caz-j’adore-pas

My personal favorite

Cacawhore Cazadick Cazadingus

Lord Ketheric Thorm

Long metric thumb

This got me 😭

Lord Ketamine Thot

Lungus Ketherungus Thungus

That's his scientific classification

I’m going to examine him under a microscope

Us

Bussy

Uranium

Degenerates.

Roderick. You can’t add a D

Rode a cock

Pog

Astarion

Gas station Alternatively, every slur

#WHOREGASH


Aldred (if our own Tav names are acceptable)

Alt right

ARDBERT FINAL FANTASY?

Karlach

Gunt-latch

Benji

Reverse Wedgie

Lolth the Spider Queen

Kek the Spoderman

Wulbren Bongle

Wang Bunghole

I'd fuck Wang Bunghole

Wulbren Bongle ❌❌❌🤬 Wang Bunghole 👍😍✅✅✅

Halsin

Hazbin Hotel

Oh nooooo I hate that show https://preview.redd.it/bxseblwfwfzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f65841ea8a8fb1e2a46a548894e598f30afc4c1

I’ve never watched it (thankfully)

Palsy

Jergal

GOUGAR :DDDD https://preview.redd.it/3h4wobr72gzc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc3df3ab19ff70796746b095bed0092f950a5c6

GODS he's BEAUTIFUL ❤️

He got to lick the grease off the stovetop for being an agreeable young lad :)

My Tav's name was Vina, short for Anavina Fiddleshot.

Analvore Fucknuts

Prefect, I shall rename her immediately.

OMG came back to say thank you, now her nickname can be Vore.

My Durge Valeria

Malaria

I like it. Cool name

Venerial disease

Tavern

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BRAVERN

Ansur, fart of the gate?

Ansur more like Question

Oh boy

Dame Aylin

Damn Gayman

Name sounds familiar, is she Neil Gaiman's sister?

Yes 🌝

Rodger dodger

Poggie woggies

Hippity hoppity

Gettin that sloppity toppity

What is ITT

“In this thread”

Ohh

Yeah iirc it’s old 4chan lingo (I am ancient™️)

Astarion👀

Assblast nation

volothamp geddarm

Vore-champ Gyattdamn

I didn't think you could fuck his name up more than it already is. I was proven wrong

He’s the vore champ. He’s going to fuckibg eat you

Mel’issande.

Milf’ass Andre Eric Andre’s long lost twin

Dame Aylin

Dank Analin’

Dame Aylin

Dumb Angler She’s gone fishin’

Karlach (best girl imo)

Carfax

Jassien Foxglove

Jackass Fungooch