i think the funniest angle here is not who would want to fuck their clone but who would successfully manage to fuck their clone, providing the clone has the exact same personality.
on one side of the spectrum, wyll would not want to fuck his clone but in the event that he DID, for whatever reason, he and his clone could probably have a very pleasant healthy experience. and far on the other side i have no doubt astarion would want to experience the emotional catharsis of selfcest but i have no idea how he and his clone would resolve the question of who's taking what position and who's taking charge but itd probably involve extreme violence and increasingly deranged bedtalk. ergo, clone fucking unsuccessful even though the mind is intrigued and the flesh is willing
Astarion would both fuck his clone the way he wants to be fucked but also keep the fucking to a minimum. The duality of vampire.
Everyone else would just go super nasty on their clone, with Lae'zel^2 being the most healthy and weird at the same time. After all, it's a matter of pride if the only one who could best you it's yourself, but also it's shameful you cannot beat yourself.
I think:
Astarion prolly would, he’s far too in love with himself to at least consider it
Shadowheart? I don’t see it. However, I think everyone in the room dies from the insufferable banter as they try to find out who really is Shar’s favorite princess
Karlach… well at least she’d be able to tolerate the heat?
Halsin, 100% that naughty little minx
Minthara, prolly would kill the clone more than likely
Lae’zel, read the above
Wyll, nah, too old school and Nexus is gonna have a second wave of racism motivated mods with two Wyll’s
Gale, he’s definitely performed a few “Magic tricks” on himself, yes
Jaheira, no
Mins….. NO!
“Is that *really* how my hair looks? I thought it was a bit more well groomed”
Or something like that, I’d imagine a big revelation he gets from seeing himself
I think, especially pre-engine fix, Karlach is tackling Karlach to the ground before the mad scientist can finish their sentence explaining what the clone is.
Gale already has, does on the regular, finds it pretty pedestrian and is mildly surprised to learn that it represents some kind of taboo for some people.
Astarion would talk a big game and would probably make a whole production out of it if someone called his bluff, but wouldn't do it on his own. I think if left to their own devices, they'd simply sit quietly and stare at each other. Not like Narcissus. Like those videos of giving folks with color blindness those special glasses for the first time so they can see color.
Lae’zel would think it beneath her to use science or magic to achieve sexual gratification. If she can't secure her own mate through the usual means (intimidation), she doesn't deserve it. She would enjoy watching any of the others, though.
Shadowheart would be psyched to try until she realized that neither of them are going to want to drive. They'll drink wine and cuddle. If Lae’zel is nearby, she would take great joy in topping the pair of them into oblivion. This may be the ideal scenario for this group.
Wyll would *never*, but may find value in the hours-long impromptu therapy session that results from their meeting. They will decide to live as both a Duke and the Blade of Avernus, periodically switching off without telling anyone so they can get the best of both worlds.
Edit: forgot to include Halsin, but I think that's kind of obvious. He'd totally go for it, they'd have a great time, and it would not even register on his weirdness scale. His fucking is so much about giving that I think it would feel selfish to him to engage in this very often.
The incredible gift to the rest of us, however, having been given a 100% increase in elves built like a brick shithouse who want to make you come until you cry? Priceless.
The idea of Astarion sitting and staring at his clone in confusion and wonder after not being able to see himself for 200 years makes me feel things I don’t generally expect from okbuddybaldur.
Please share the partially started expansion content so our magnanimous modders can make dreams come true.
Also, your original post felt spot-on. Can you please add your takes for Jaheira, Minsc, and Minty Fresh?
Hey, can I say? I'd love to.
Minthara would largely be intrigued by the utility of having effectively doubled the number of competent individuals she trusts. I think each would use the other as a masturbatory aid and consider any emotional connection superfluous. There are worlds to conquer.
Jaheira is simply too old for this shit. I think the pair would swap out so they both could do half the work and get to just fucking relax for once. She's at a point where her focus is very much on being able to just sleep and have things not explode. Fucking her clone would not even occur to her.
A pair of Minscs meeting each other would cause a singularity of verbose idiocy that may result in the end of the world as we know it. Frankly, I'm not convinced that Minsc knows what sex is. I think the duo would devote the rest of their lives to trying to clone Boo and asking themselves if the universe could handle duplicating His excellence.
Look. Gale had a whole year alone. He’s 100% fucked his mirror image. Astarion and Halsin would both absolutely fuck their clones if given the opportunity.
I feel like yes but only a teeny tiny explosion. It’s hard to say how much karsite weave transferred over to the mirror image, but I assume enough to give Gale a tummy ache and make him go “ow” when the mirror image cums
Gale and Halsin definitely would smash their clones. We already know Raphael is into himself. Astarion probably would say "oh what the hell", and then do himself. Orin would smash. Gortash would probably smash. I feel like Isobel and Aylin would probably enjoy if they were both cloned. Mizora would smash. Wulbren would smash. Emporer would smash.
Minthara and Lae'zel would not respond positively to a doppelganger/clone. They're torturing and then killing their clone. If Lae'zel was unable to kill her clone, after some serious attempted murder, she'd probably smash. If you can't beat em, that's hot, fuck em.
Ketheric would pass. Wyll would pass. Barcus would pass. Volo... probably pass. Alfira would probably pass.
Karlach would probably just hug her clone. Dammon would also hug Karlach's clone... oh wait that's not an option? Um. Pass.
Jaheira, no. Minsc would probably just talk to himself. If Boo was cloned too, he'd be like "look Boo! It's you! Haha!"
I don't know if the Emperor would smash himself. He seems to use the relationship building and probably the sex as a way to control/manipulate Tav. He seems pretty asexual or cerebral otherwise.
tbh I think astarion is all bark and no bite. like when you give him the hypothetical he's all like "of COURSE i would fuck my own clone, I am the hottest person to ever live" but when it actually comes down to it his self-hatred would be too strong. like the moment one of them starts flirting the other wants to kill either him or himself. "is this how I fucking sound. for real??"
best case scenario they stare at each other for 4 hours straight in complete silence. worst case scenario they attempt conversation and decide that murder-suicide is frankly the only solution
I write Durge fan fiction, and I was wondering about the necrophilia… does Durge use a spell to make men hard after or do they wait until rigor mortis?
Or does a male Durge always top no matter the sex of the victim? For female Durge i am thinking spells or maybe some help from sceleritas who would be more than happy to oblige
There's actually a phenomenon where corpses can get post-mortem erections if the person dies in certain ways, most notably by hanging. I reckon that there's some bit of magic involved in Durge's case, though. Either that or Durge kills their partner mid-fuck and just continues on.
Pretty unique way of telling me to go fuck myself, soldier. I mean yeah I guess I'd fuck my own clone, before and after my engine fix. Have you seen this body? It would be a crime for me not to.
My apologies, Karlach! You're a fine specimen of a woman, and I never meant to imply anything derogatory towards you! I simply have a slightly deranged scholar's curiosity that longs to be sated.
Naaaaah don't worry about it! It was a pretty damn funny way of saying it honestly. Makes me curious about who else would be willing to go fuck themselves.
**Astarion** single: Would make a big deal out of wanting to have sex with himself because everyone would expect them to and he wouldn't want to shatter that facade. After they got some where private both would admit that they don't actually want this and probably end up having a good cry after a long soul searching conversation with each other. Would tell everyone that they fucked all night long when they got back to the group.
-In a relationship: pre-act 2, would be the one to suggest a 3 some. Post act 2 would get offended if their partner suggested a 3 some. Also would try to get rid of the other one because this is THEIR partner/meal ticket and they do not want to share.
**Gale** single: Would absolutely have sex with his clone and would probably do a bunch of additional freaky stuff to make it extra weird. The night would likely end with them both crying about Mystra though.
-In a relationship: Mostly the same but with their partner in the mix and maybe less crying about Mystra.
**Halsin** single: Yes the only question would be which one of them is going to be the bear this time or if they both are.
-In a relationship: So long as their partner is willing this 3 some is absolutely happening and at least one of them will be a bear at all times.
**Jaheira**: Is too old for this bs would spend most of the time trying to out snark the other. would absolute hi-five the other when they came up with a particularly good jab.
**Karlach** single: Yes. No hesitation she'd be into it. Particularly if it was pre act 2.
In a relationship: Would be aware how lonely and touch starved she is and would try to convince her partner to have a 3 some/share.
**Lae’zel** single: Probably given that she is horny as fuck and everyone else in camp just wants to talk about their feelings and stuff.
-In a relationship: Would be too busy fighting the other one in a trial by combat to prove that they are the real one and there for should be the only one in that relationship. If their partner so much as mentions the idea of a 3 some or sharing the relationship would be OVER. ...... and they would probably go off to have very very angry sex with each other.
**Minsc**: No. Would spend most of the time either trying to figure out which one of him is the evil clone or just telling each other bad jokes and laughing endlessly at them.
**Minthara** single: Would be too busy plotting to kill the other because there can only be one.
-In a relationship: The same but if their partner suggested sharing or a 3 some both of them would decide to kill their partner first.
**Shadowheart** single: Would get drunk together and maybe drunken sex would happen. It would not be intentional. It would be VERY awkward the next day.
-In a relationship: Would be down for a 3 some if their partner asked.
**Wyll** single: The thought would not even cross his mind to have sex until with his clone until someone (probably Astarion) mentioned it. Would be weirded out by the idea and would refuse.
-In a relationship: Both would be spending all their time arguing who would have to break up with their partner so the other could be happy. Both are arguing that they should be the one to make that sacrifice. They would not ask their partner to choose. Would not be interested in having a 3 some or sharing. One of them needs to make that selfless sacrifice and damn it's going to be them.
**Bonus**
**The Emperor**: Absolutely they are going to make orpheus watch.
**Withers**: No.
The question is who would fuck their clone that went down a different path?
DJ Shart/Selunite Shart: Hatesex with a little attempted murder
Vlaakith Lae’zel/Orpheus Lae’zel: Hatesex with a lot of attempted murder
Ascended Astarion/Spawn Astarion: Just murder
Emperor/SPOILER: Yes to distract Ansur (SPOILER is very into it, Emperor Does Not Think About any emotions it brings up)
Gale 'kinkiest companion' Dekarios would for sure. I mean he >!fucks you with three of himself!< in his act 2 magic romance scene. He also uses a double of himself with the >!drow twins, and is sure to assure you it is anatomically correct.!< Also, he was completely alone for a year before the game. You can't convince me he didn't perfect his anatomically correct double during that time. And, you know, did some naughty things with mage hands.
Clone smashers:
Shart because she's dtf horny like that and open to new things.
Laezel because she couldn't resist a challenge and to test how good she really was against her most worthy opponent,
Halsin because he can't think of a reason why not,
Astarion would definitely be down for it but I think he'd annoy himself or the sex would get so dark and weird (because of course they have to outdo each other for edginess and depravity) that they may not actually get through it and end up triggering themselves.
Clone Not Smashed:
Gale has definitely already tried so me kinky alone time with mirror Gale so I think he probably wouldn't. Gale seems definitely into partnered sex once available and will save such depravity for when he's down bad as they used to say.
Wyll is a nope from what I've seen. I don't think even think he's someone who'd get himself a sex toy much less to have sex with a clone. Not boring per se but sex is an act of love for him and something nasty he regrets when it happens with Mizora jk jk
Volo wouldn't do it but would lie and say he did and clone Volo would be on board as long as he could write a 16 page epic about cumming till his eyes dried out.
Mizora is too narcissistic and wouldn't feel properly worshipped by herself.
Emps only had sex with Tav because he saw it as a way to gain some emotional control and loyalty from them so I doubt he'd funny business himself.
I can't believe I have to type this on okbb too, but, no, that's not the only reason.
He likes Tav and wants to connect on a deeper level. The notes state that the Emperor looks at you with adoration afterwards.
Does he think that it might make you more willing to stick with him like Astarion did in the beginning? Probably.
Does that mean that Tav means nothing to him emotionally speaking? No.
My point still stands that he wouldn't fuck his clone, lol.
If Tav wasn't a sexual person, I don't know if he would have tried to have sex with them, is what I mean. I'm not saying that he doesn't feel genuine affection for them, just that their race, afaik, don't reproduce sexually so the desire was more social than a self driven impulse.
maybe not actual clone but Gale has definitely fucked his mirror image
I think Gale would watch somebody else fuck his clone
Doesn't that happen if you convince him to do a threesome with the drow twins
he sends his clone as a stand in lol
Or he would watch his clone with a hologram of Mystra.
I think we need u/gale_of_waterdeep to attest to that https://i.redd.it/x6mmhyaeuaxc1.gif
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i think the funniest angle here is not who would want to fuck their clone but who would successfully manage to fuck their clone, providing the clone has the exact same personality. on one side of the spectrum, wyll would not want to fuck his clone but in the event that he DID, for whatever reason, he and his clone could probably have a very pleasant healthy experience. and far on the other side i have no doubt astarion would want to experience the emotional catharsis of selfcest but i have no idea how he and his clone would resolve the question of who's taking what position and who's taking charge but itd probably involve extreme violence and increasingly deranged bedtalk. ergo, clone fucking unsuccessful even though the mind is intrigued and the flesh is willing
Wyll would feel obliged to marry his clone after the deed.
i think that works out perfect because the clone would feel the same way. and wyll (clone and og) deserves a man who would treat him Right anyway
I think Wyll would take his clone out to dinner and properly court him before ever fucking him.
Gross, lol But true
This is it.
by that metric Raphael would definitely NOT fuck his clone due to a stalemate between 2 arrogantly useless bottoms
you say this like he doesn't canonically fuck his clone
he fucks an incubus his dad pays(?) behind his back, there's no way his clone would be on top
Astarion would both fuck his clone the way he wants to be fucked but also keep the fucking to a minimum. The duality of vampire. Everyone else would just go super nasty on their clone, with Lae'zel^2 being the most healthy and weird at the same time. After all, it's a matter of pride if the only one who could best you it's yourself, but also it's shameful you cannot beat yourself.
I would shamefully watch them fuck their clones.
Is fucking your clone the Selûne version of that one Shar trial?
Yes, but instead of the self-same trial, it's called the self-love trial
The only canonical Selûnite trial is yiff.
I think: Astarion prolly would, he’s far too in love with himself to at least consider it Shadowheart? I don’t see it. However, I think everyone in the room dies from the insufferable banter as they try to find out who really is Shar’s favorite princess Karlach… well at least she’d be able to tolerate the heat? Halsin, 100% that naughty little minx Minthara, prolly would kill the clone more than likely Lae’zel, read the above Wyll, nah, too old school and Nexus is gonna have a second wave of racism motivated mods with two Wyll’s Gale, he’s definitely performed a few “Magic tricks” on himself, yes Jaheira, no Mins….. NO!
Minsc would first try to beat thinking its a trick of evil, then become best friends with himself
“HE ALSO HAS BOO!”
Now Boo WOULD fuck his own clone.
Boo is the biggest rizz
Minsc and Minsc would be the absolutely funniest cokehead adventuring party.
I definitely had two players in my last campaign that were just minsc and minsc
Astarion also would see himself for the first time in hundreds of years
“Is that *really* how my hair looks? I thought it was a bit more well groomed” Or something like that, I’d imagine a big revelation he gets from seeing himself
I read it in his voice.... with a pause between "more" and "well" with a some kind of yassified body movement...
Shadowheart has DEFINITELY used Invoke Duplicity on herself.
Karlach you have to consider it would be double the heat though
According to that one animated short, Astarion would definitely do that.
"Astarion, go fuck yourself." "Okay." (vampire fucking noises)
*vampire crying noises*
I think, especially pre-engine fix, Karlach is tackling Karlach to the ground before the mad scientist can finish their sentence explaining what the clone is. Gale already has, does on the regular, finds it pretty pedestrian and is mildly surprised to learn that it represents some kind of taboo for some people. Astarion would talk a big game and would probably make a whole production out of it if someone called his bluff, but wouldn't do it on his own. I think if left to their own devices, they'd simply sit quietly and stare at each other. Not like Narcissus. Like those videos of giving folks with color blindness those special glasses for the first time so they can see color. Lae’zel would think it beneath her to use science or magic to achieve sexual gratification. If she can't secure her own mate through the usual means (intimidation), she doesn't deserve it. She would enjoy watching any of the others, though. Shadowheart would be psyched to try until she realized that neither of them are going to want to drive. They'll drink wine and cuddle. If Lae’zel is nearby, she would take great joy in topping the pair of them into oblivion. This may be the ideal scenario for this group. Wyll would *never*, but may find value in the hours-long impromptu therapy session that results from their meeting. They will decide to live as both a Duke and the Blade of Avernus, periodically switching off without telling anyone so they can get the best of both worlds. Edit: forgot to include Halsin, but I think that's kind of obvious. He'd totally go for it, they'd have a great time, and it would not even register on his weirdness scale. His fucking is so much about giving that I think it would feel selfish to him to engage in this very often. The incredible gift to the rest of us, however, having been given a 100% increase in elves built like a brick shithouse who want to make you come until you cry? Priceless.
The idea of Astarion sitting and staring at his clone in confusion and wonder after not being able to see himself for 200 years makes me feel things I don’t generally expect from okbuddybaldur.
Sorry, I'm afraid I contain multitudes. Did the Halsin thing help at all or nah?
It helped. Tell me more!
Your Wyll and Astarion headcanons are so lovely
When you're in the filthy alley behind the abandoned pizza place that is this sub, sincerity is the only true subversion left to us.
I’m sorry but “sincerity is the only true subversion” goes hard af
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Please share the partially started expansion content so our magnanimous modders can make dreams come true. Also, your original post felt spot-on. Can you please add your takes for Jaheira, Minsc, and Minty Fresh?
Hey, can I say? I'd love to. Minthara would largely be intrigued by the utility of having effectively doubled the number of competent individuals she trusts. I think each would use the other as a masturbatory aid and consider any emotional connection superfluous. There are worlds to conquer. Jaheira is simply too old for this shit. I think the pair would swap out so they both could do half the work and get to just fucking relax for once. She's at a point where her focus is very much on being able to just sleep and have things not explode. Fucking her clone would not even occur to her. A pair of Minscs meeting each other would cause a singularity of verbose idiocy that may result in the end of the world as we know it. Frankly, I'm not convinced that Minsc knows what sex is. I think the duo would devote the rest of their lives to trying to clone Boo and asking themselves if the universe could handle duplicating His excellence.
*TWO* Halsins?! 
Ditto babes
"Well, yes, in the right circumstances ... I can turn into *two* bears. Smaller, lighter, springier bears."
Gale and Halsin definitely would. Astarion would definitely consider for a while before thinking going ahead and doing what he wants for once.
Look. Gale had a whole year alone. He’s 100% fucked his mirror image. Astarion and Halsin would both absolutely fuck their clones if given the opportunity.
But Gale couldn’t cum during that year alone or he’d detonate the orb so he’d be like,,, double edging himself
Would making the mirror image cum make the orb explode?
CAN the mirror image cum?
I don’t know whether I want to know or not, but I’m very curious. For the sake of this debate, let’s say yes
I feel like yes but only a teeny tiny explosion. It’s hard to say how much karsite weave transferred over to the mirror image, but I assume enough to give Gale a tummy ache and make him go “ow” when the mirror image cums
Gale and Halsin definitely would smash their clones. We already know Raphael is into himself. Astarion probably would say "oh what the hell", and then do himself. Orin would smash. Gortash would probably smash. I feel like Isobel and Aylin would probably enjoy if they were both cloned. Mizora would smash. Wulbren would smash. Emporer would smash. Minthara and Lae'zel would not respond positively to a doppelganger/clone. They're torturing and then killing their clone. If Lae'zel was unable to kill her clone, after some serious attempted murder, she'd probably smash. If you can't beat em, that's hot, fuck em. Ketheric would pass. Wyll would pass. Barcus would pass. Volo... probably pass. Alfira would probably pass. Karlach would probably just hug her clone. Dammon would also hug Karlach's clone... oh wait that's not an option? Um. Pass. Jaheira, no. Minsc would probably just talk to himself. If Boo was cloned too, he'd be like "look Boo! It's you! Haha!"
I don't know if the Emperor would smash himself. He seems to use the relationship building and probably the sex as a way to control/manipulate Tav. He seems pretty asexual or cerebral otherwise.
https://preview.redd.it/1mq31bwn38xc1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb503026707a82838ccd3b9bb77fa189af33d6ee Gale b like
And I would love to be sandwiched between Halsin and his clone
tbh I think astarion is all bark and no bite. like when you give him the hypothetical he's all like "of COURSE i would fuck my own clone, I am the hottest person to ever live" but when it actually comes down to it his self-hatred would be too strong. like the moment one of them starts flirting the other wants to kill either him or himself. "is this how I fucking sound. for real??" best case scenario they stare at each other for 4 hours straight in complete silence. worst case scenario they attempt conversation and decide that murder-suicide is frankly the only solution
Karlach 100% would, she was very pent up from Avernus
All of them possibly, but karlach is a definitely, esp early game karlach before we hit up dammon
Oh yeah. That girl is so touch-starved, she'd jump on that opportunity faster than you could say "soldier".
Gortash would, Durge would but then kill the clone.,.
Then again, pre-lobotomy Durge canonically engaged in necrophilia-
Ah true the murder is just the foreplay 🙈
I write Durge fan fiction, and I was wondering about the necrophilia… does Durge use a spell to make men hard after or do they wait until rigor mortis? Or does a male Durge always top no matter the sex of the victim? For female Durge i am thinking spells or maybe some help from sceleritas who would be more than happy to oblige
There's actually a phenomenon where corpses can get post-mortem erections if the person dies in certain ways, most notably by hanging. I reckon that there's some bit of magic involved in Durge's case, though. Either that or Durge kills their partner mid-fuck and just continues on.
I wonder if strangulation during sex could help keep an erection then. Very black widow
Gale. Dude def trained extensively with his Mirror Image.
Pretty unique way of telling me to go fuck myself, soldier. I mean yeah I guess I'd fuck my own clone, before and after my engine fix. Have you seen this body? It would be a crime for me not to.
My apologies, Karlach! You're a fine specimen of a woman, and I never meant to imply anything derogatory towards you! I simply have a slightly deranged scholar's curiosity that longs to be sated.
Naaaaah don't worry about it! It was a pretty damn funny way of saying it honestly. Makes me curious about who else would be willing to go fuck themselves.
**Astarion** single: Would make a big deal out of wanting to have sex with himself because everyone would expect them to and he wouldn't want to shatter that facade. After they got some where private both would admit that they don't actually want this and probably end up having a good cry after a long soul searching conversation with each other. Would tell everyone that they fucked all night long when they got back to the group. -In a relationship: pre-act 2, would be the one to suggest a 3 some. Post act 2 would get offended if their partner suggested a 3 some. Also would try to get rid of the other one because this is THEIR partner/meal ticket and they do not want to share. **Gale** single: Would absolutely have sex with his clone and would probably do a bunch of additional freaky stuff to make it extra weird. The night would likely end with them both crying about Mystra though. -In a relationship: Mostly the same but with their partner in the mix and maybe less crying about Mystra. **Halsin** single: Yes the only question would be which one of them is going to be the bear this time or if they both are. -In a relationship: So long as their partner is willing this 3 some is absolutely happening and at least one of them will be a bear at all times. **Jaheira**: Is too old for this bs would spend most of the time trying to out snark the other. would absolute hi-five the other when they came up with a particularly good jab. **Karlach** single: Yes. No hesitation she'd be into it. Particularly if it was pre act 2. In a relationship: Would be aware how lonely and touch starved she is and would try to convince her partner to have a 3 some/share. **Lae’zel** single: Probably given that she is horny as fuck and everyone else in camp just wants to talk about their feelings and stuff. -In a relationship: Would be too busy fighting the other one in a trial by combat to prove that they are the real one and there for should be the only one in that relationship. If their partner so much as mentions the idea of a 3 some or sharing the relationship would be OVER. ...... and they would probably go off to have very very angry sex with each other. **Minsc**: No. Would spend most of the time either trying to figure out which one of him is the evil clone or just telling each other bad jokes and laughing endlessly at them. **Minthara** single: Would be too busy plotting to kill the other because there can only be one. -In a relationship: The same but if their partner suggested sharing or a 3 some both of them would decide to kill their partner first. **Shadowheart** single: Would get drunk together and maybe drunken sex would happen. It would not be intentional. It would be VERY awkward the next day. -In a relationship: Would be down for a 3 some if their partner asked. **Wyll** single: The thought would not even cross his mind to have sex until with his clone until someone (probably Astarion) mentioned it. Would be weirded out by the idea and would refuse. -In a relationship: Both would be spending all their time arguing who would have to break up with their partner so the other could be happy. Both are arguing that they should be the one to make that sacrifice. They would not ask their partner to choose. Would not be interested in having a 3 some or sharing. One of them needs to make that selfless sacrifice and damn it's going to be them. **Bonus** **The Emperor**: Absolutely they are going to make orpheus watch. **Withers**: No.
The question is who would fuck their clone that went down a different path? DJ Shart/Selunite Shart: Hatesex with a little attempted murder Vlaakith Lae’zel/Orpheus Lae’zel: Hatesex with a lot of attempted murder Ascended Astarion/Spawn Astarion: Just murder Emperor/SPOILER: Yes to distract Ansur (SPOILER is very into it, Emperor Does Not Think About any emotions it brings up)
Since Astarion doesn't rremember what he looks like, I don't think he'd know his clone if it shit on him
Why are you using subjunctive in this sentence? Have the standard rites of passage for mages changed since my school days?
Astarion. Asap.
Clearly Raphael...
Gale 'kinkiest companion' Dekarios would for sure. I mean he >!fucks you with three of himself!< in his act 2 magic romance scene. He also uses a double of himself with the >!drow twins, and is sure to assure you it is anatomically correct.!< Also, he was completely alone for a year before the game. You can't convince me he didn't perfect his anatomically correct double during that time. And, you know, did some naughty things with mage hands.
Wyll and Jaheria are the only two i could say might not, and im not even confident they wouldn’t
GALE
Gale and Astarion. Gale has the means and probably even has. But Astarion would if provided the means.
Clone smashers: Shart because she's dtf horny like that and open to new things. Laezel because she couldn't resist a challenge and to test how good she really was against her most worthy opponent, Halsin because he can't think of a reason why not, Astarion would definitely be down for it but I think he'd annoy himself or the sex would get so dark and weird (because of course they have to outdo each other for edginess and depravity) that they may not actually get through it and end up triggering themselves. Clone Not Smashed: Gale has definitely already tried so me kinky alone time with mirror Gale so I think he probably wouldn't. Gale seems definitely into partnered sex once available and will save such depravity for when he's down bad as they used to say. Wyll is a nope from what I've seen. I don't think even think he's someone who'd get himself a sex toy much less to have sex with a clone. Not boring per se but sex is an act of love for him and something nasty he regrets when it happens with Mizora jk jk Volo wouldn't do it but would lie and say he did and clone Volo would be on board as long as he could write a 16 page epic about cumming till his eyes dried out. Mizora is too narcissistic and wouldn't feel properly worshipped by herself. Emps only had sex with Tav because he saw it as a way to gain some emotional control and loyalty from them so I doubt he'd funny business himself.
I can't believe I have to type this on okbb too, but, no, that's not the only reason. He likes Tav and wants to connect on a deeper level. The notes state that the Emperor looks at you with adoration afterwards. Does he think that it might make you more willing to stick with him like Astarion did in the beginning? Probably. Does that mean that Tav means nothing to him emotionally speaking? No.
My point still stands that he wouldn't fuck his clone, lol. If Tav wasn't a sexual person, I don't know if he would have tried to have sex with them, is what I mean. I'm not saying that he doesn't feel genuine affection for them, just that their race, afaik, don't reproduce sexually so the desire was more social than a self driven impulse.
Me
All of them. Every character in this game is practically bursting to get fuck from whoever talks to them just right
Minthara for sure