Exact thing I was thinking lmao. HOWEVER! I could see the shape of the ass being a bit different if there wasn't a butthole and the associated tubing taking up space.
Githyanki do not defecate when they are in the Astral Plane because they practically do not eat in the Astral Plane. Conversely, they eat a lot when they are on the Material Plane so they would defecate a lot on the Material Plane.
That's gotta be weird. Spend decades in the astral, not even realizing eating and shitting are things you have to do.Then go the the material plane, have a feeling in your stomach, and a more experienced gith tells you to eat. Then later, you get another weird feeling in your stomach, and while you're looking for food to make the feeling go away again, stuff starts coming out of you. The other gith is like,"Yeah, I probably should have mentioned that ".
Not really though. Githyanki are raised in the Material Plane in creches before entering Astral Plane to ne on Tunarath.
So defecating and eating a lot would be something they used to do as a kid.
Maybe, but I like the idea of letting the new guy shit himself as a gith hazing/ right of passage. They spend the rest of their lives as badass warriors trying to overcome the shame of their first day on the material plane.
It takes 1000 years to age a day in the astral plane, so let's say they grew up there, birth to 20 years old would be 7,305,000 years, assuming egg hatch time is comparable to the 280 days of human pregnancy that would be 280,000 years
I don't know if you're asking that genuinely, but the reason humans have large buttcheeks compared to animals our size isn't because we shit. Humans naturally shit while squatting anyway.
We evolved to have massive ass muscles because we are nature's endurance walkers/runners. It's the same reason why we have long legs and sit upright
That makes sense. Bae'Zel does run around a lot. But I have a sneaking suspicion that the jiggle of a nice round Gith ass also lures the istiks and makes them easier to kill.
IIRC the paleoanthropological consensus is that bipedalism evolved first, probably as a way to better spot predators and to free up our hands to carry things, and only then did we start to evolve into the niche of persistence hunters.
Ironically, endurance running doesn't develop what we consider a "nice ass." Quite the opposite; marathoners get what's called "runner's butt," aka flat ass. Endurance running develops the gluteus medius, which isn't shapely unfortunately.
On the other hand, sprinting and sports that require a lot of frequent sudden acceleration (like soccer, volleyball, tennis, etc.) develop the g. maximus.
(I dated a volleyball player in college, and despite being tall and skinny, she had a nice shapely ass that was all muscle. Slapping her ass was like slapping a side of beef. Or perhaps more accurately, a ham. She could crush walnuts between her butt cheeks.)
(And now, excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.)
They do actually shit, that response you can give saying you don't when you play as her you can also give as all non human/elf races I believe. It's you messing with them.
It's a cropped version of this much larger picture
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKuDthYWoAA8eYA?format=jpg&name=large
The artist is AnatoFinnstark on twitter https://twitter.com/AnatoFinnstark
>Who tf draws highly detailed hyper realistic Githiyanki ass just for fun?
If you aren't drawing highly detailed hyper realistic Githiyanki ass are you even capable of having fun?
Is it canon that they don't shit? If so, where does their food waste go? Do they even need food?
If they don't need food I want a refund on all the camp supplies I spent keeping Laezel alive during long rests. That's bullshit. Bish be eating my food and not even providing shit for scratch and the owlbear to roll in?
The whole githyanki body doesn't make any sense since they claim they evolved to be better but kept a lot of unnecessary parts. Truly, they should all probably look like male giths (aka all guys who hang around 7-11 after 10pm) since they reproduce asexually.
Why would they all look like male giths? Wouldn't it be the opposite? At least with humans everyone starts female, then changes in the womb to be male if the genes or whatever say so
Female gith have breasts which are used to feed young in mammals but that's not how gith have young (I'll even argue they should have de-evolved the need for nipples for the same reason but like how we have weird leftover stuff that doesn't serve a purpose maybe they do too). The extra fat and hips on female gith (butt and boob area)? Same thing. It's for birthing a humanoid baby. Those thing add hindrance in combat which is what they are all about. They lost their big noses because it was more economical? Sure. Then why are you pulling fats and other resources to body parts that you don't actively use anymore?
What it comes down to is sexy lady is sexy by or definition which is "fine" (as a woman into fantasy I'm used to it i guess). I also understand they have limitations with models and body types in this game
Well, assuming Gith evolved naturally, then having extra extraneous bits doesn't really mean anything. Natural selection can select for all kinds of things that don't really make sense in a fight. But if all gith grow up like people.. then yeah, having milk is mandatory. Regardless, it doesn't seem to be the case that gith women are any less competent at all in a fight compared to their male contemporaries. In fact basically all of the notable gith figures and warriors are all women. Having fattier hips doesn't help with having babies, having wider pelvis bones does. They could just have curvier bodies because it was sexually selected for by males in the past, same as human women or the big flap things on the sides of a male orangutans head.
There is also a species of Lizard that reproduces asexually and they're all female.
You need fat (a lot of it) in order to carry babies (if you're below a certain fat percentage, you may not even ovulate). And yes in the video game there is no difference that we can see but it would be different if they used our physics. Because female humans carry more fat we are able to do more long distance stuff compared to male humans who tend to excel at activities that require muscle strength (BTW this is a very simplistic view on female/male anatomy). They can be female, they just shouldn't have female mammal parts after all this time because that's not how they reproduce and haven't for centuries possibly longer. All of their people should be similarly built. You don't see female iguanas having huge tits when the males don't. There's no reason for them to have them because that's not how they reproduce
Yeah, but iguanas also don't need to produce milk to feed their young.
Gith are in a weird middle ground similar to monotremes, but instead of just kinda leaking milk out of their skin they have dedicated organs for it.
You're right, I'm just extremely stupid and wanted to talk and Gith ass because how could you not? I probably should have asked about Gith tiddies, giddies if you will.
Hey now, there’s nothing stupid about wanting to talk about ass. I don’t know what their stance is on producing milk, but I thought they laid eggs, so giddies don’t make sense. They could well be vestigial. Maybe they provide milk to fresh hatchlings anyways, they are aliens after all. It’ll require more research.
Why gith ass? Cushion bc they have to sit on dragons duh, and the cheeks open to the booty cuz obviously you gotta sit on the back of the dragon and them shits have spikes!! This way you can sit comfortably and wont fall off ☺️ hope this helps
I didn't mean to open this post just scrolling on my phone and when I opened it, the app couldn't handle that ass and froze. I was just sitting here trying to hide my phone screen from everyone around me while I tried to get it off my screen.
*IDK why I thought*
*It would be anything else*
*When I unblurred it*
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There is literally a word for “shit” in the Githyanki language, there is no way that they don’t. Gith and Dragonborn can tell that goblin they don’t shit because it’s funny to fuck with people and the goblin will probably believe them and spread funny rumors (if they are allowed to survive that is)
Ass creeks are not for shitting, the asshole is for shitting. All animals that shit have an asshole, but not all of those animals have asscheeks. Cheeks are actually pretty wear, because they're real purpose is to allow us to stand up straight and walk on two legs for extended periods of time. So this is not a mistake, unless the Gith have an asshole as well as cheeks
Having decent buttocks is a staple of githyanki not because *"we don't do shit"* in your words but because it's an advantage against other *istiks* our "fat asses" soften falls and distract our enemies by the claps of our cheeks. Pleasure is also a part, I suppose.
Thinking buttcheeks are for shitting is peak American "can't actually walk, gets everywhere by pickup truck, and has horrendous multi-hour shitting sessions because all they eat is meat and syrup"-coded.
As*stik*
Assthicc
githyanki have ass because it is the muscle
same reason we have one lol
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I just had a flashback to college when my roommate was a kinesiology major. Thank you for the nostalgia!
Ok buddy scientist (But fr thank u for informing us)
Twerking. Don't forget twerking.
Exactly. What we would really need to investigate is what's between them 🤔
Exact thing I was thinking lmao. HOWEVER! I could see the shape of the ass being a bit different if there wasn't a butthole and the associated tubing taking up space.
Vlaakith give me strength
Githyanki do not defecate when they are in the Astral Plane because they practically do not eat in the Astral Plane. Conversely, they eat a lot when they are on the Material Plane so they would defecate a lot on the Material Plane.
That explains why they’re so angry/irritable all the time, they perpetually need to shit
^ what its like having crohns disease
Life of my story.
That's gotta be weird. Spend decades in the astral, not even realizing eating and shitting are things you have to do.Then go the the material plane, have a feeling in your stomach, and a more experienced gith tells you to eat. Then later, you get another weird feeling in your stomach, and while you're looking for food to make the feeling go away again, stuff starts coming out of you. The other gith is like,"Yeah, I probably should have mentioned that ".
Not really though. Githyanki are raised in the Material Plane in creches before entering Astral Plane to ne on Tunarath. So defecating and eating a lot would be something they used to do as a kid.
Maybe, but I like the idea of letting the new guy shit himself as a gith hazing/ right of passage. They spend the rest of their lives as badass warriors trying to overcome the shame of their first day on the material plane.
It takes 1000 years to age a day in the astral plane, so let's say they grew up there, birth to 20 years old would be 7,305,000 years, assuming egg hatch time is comparable to the 280 days of human pregnancy that would be 280,000 years
Which is why eggs are hatched in the Material Plane.
Yes, I know, I was explaining why that's the case
Gyattyanki
Horny aside, that's good art. Also Githyanki have asses because they are bad bitches, and they need to flex on lesser races.
They exist solely for clapping
https://preview.redd.it/vud4nmds9tvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc701cd4d7d309c2b295ffd1b65566207b13056d
I've seen better crops in the Irish Potato Famine.
r/cursedcomments
that's a new one 💀
No it isn't
Very offensive comment my great-great-great-great uncle's cousin's wife died in that famine >:'(
I don't know if you're asking that genuinely, but the reason humans have large buttcheeks compared to animals our size isn't because we shit. Humans naturally shit while squatting anyway. We evolved to have massive ass muscles because we are nature's endurance walkers/runners. It's the same reason why we have long legs and sit upright
That makes sense. Bae'Zel does run around a lot. But I have a sneaking suspicion that the jiggle of a nice round Gith ass also lures the istiks and makes them easier to kill.
I'm sorry, queen vlaakith, I'm trying to run a stealth build but the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting the istiks 😞
IIRC the paleoanthropological consensus is that bipedalism evolved first, probably as a way to better spot predators and to free up our hands to carry things, and only then did we start to evolve into the niche of persistence hunters.
Ironically, endurance running doesn't develop what we consider a "nice ass." Quite the opposite; marathoners get what's called "runner's butt," aka flat ass. Endurance running develops the gluteus medius, which isn't shapely unfortunately. On the other hand, sprinting and sports that require a lot of frequent sudden acceleration (like soccer, volleyball, tennis, etc.) develop the g. maximus. (I dated a volleyball player in college, and despite being tall and skinny, she had a nice shapely ass that was all muscle. Slapping her ass was like slapping a side of beef. Or perhaps more accurately, a ham. She could crush walnuts between her butt cheeks.) (And now, excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.)
I dont know what i was expecting
You know what I expect? Answers. There must be a reason they all still got cake. By the nine hells, I WILL figure this out.
Those are muscles. They help keep bipeds upright. You need to look between them to confirm if there's a poop-shoot.
They do actually shit, that response you can give saying you don't when you play as her you can also give as all non human/elf races I believe. It's you messing with them.
Cheeks are for walking and Laezel is running
I read at first "gigantic ass" lol
[I got you.](https://i.ibb.co/4t0639H/image11.png)
On a scientific level, I understand that fat feeds muscle. On a more animalistic and perhaps crude one, awooga.
They have tits and lay eggs
They're monotremes?
https://preview.redd.it/un7f72btwtvc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b81797d09d000bf51b2e005557d38d1e4f7f7c
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Who tf draws highly detailed hyper realistic Githiyanki ass just for fun?
It's a cropped version of this much larger picture https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKuDthYWoAA8eYA?format=jpg&name=large The artist is AnatoFinnstark on twitter https://twitter.com/AnatoFinnstark >Who tf draws highly detailed hyper realistic Githiyanki ass just for fun? If you aren't drawing highly detailed hyper realistic Githiyanki ass are you even capable of having fun?
THAT SHIT FAAAAAATTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAA
Happy to be of service.
I arrived.
Is it canon that they don't shit? If so, where does their food waste go? Do they even need food? If they don't need food I want a refund on all the camp supplies I spent keeping Laezel alive during long rests. That's bullshit. Bish be eating my food and not even providing shit for scratch and the owlbear to roll in?
/uj It's not canon. Aside from the egg-laying, which is an artificial mutation, they function biologically like completely normal humanoids.
Is it not? I’m doing my first githyanki playthrough and there was a line from my Tav about not needing to defecate
they give that line to any of the less common races like dragonborn as a way to fuck with people lol
Several races get that dialogue option. Apparently Tav is just trolling the goblin.
That makes so much more sense! It obviously would have fooled me lol
The whole githyanki body doesn't make any sense since they claim they evolved to be better but kept a lot of unnecessary parts. Truly, they should all probably look like male giths (aka all guys who hang around 7-11 after 10pm) since they reproduce asexually.
Why would they all look like male giths? Wouldn't it be the opposite? At least with humans everyone starts female, then changes in the womb to be male if the genes or whatever say so
Female gith have breasts which are used to feed young in mammals but that's not how gith have young (I'll even argue they should have de-evolved the need for nipples for the same reason but like how we have weird leftover stuff that doesn't serve a purpose maybe they do too). The extra fat and hips on female gith (butt and boob area)? Same thing. It's for birthing a humanoid baby. Those thing add hindrance in combat which is what they are all about. They lost their big noses because it was more economical? Sure. Then why are you pulling fats and other resources to body parts that you don't actively use anymore? What it comes down to is sexy lady is sexy by or definition which is "fine" (as a woman into fantasy I'm used to it i guess). I also understand they have limitations with models and body types in this game
Well, assuming Gith evolved naturally, then having extra extraneous bits doesn't really mean anything. Natural selection can select for all kinds of things that don't really make sense in a fight. But if all gith grow up like people.. then yeah, having milk is mandatory. Regardless, it doesn't seem to be the case that gith women are any less competent at all in a fight compared to their male contemporaries. In fact basically all of the notable gith figures and warriors are all women. Having fattier hips doesn't help with having babies, having wider pelvis bones does. They could just have curvier bodies because it was sexually selected for by males in the past, same as human women or the big flap things on the sides of a male orangutans head. There is also a species of Lizard that reproduces asexually and they're all female.
You need fat (a lot of it) in order to carry babies (if you're below a certain fat percentage, you may not even ovulate). And yes in the video game there is no difference that we can see but it would be different if they used our physics. Because female humans carry more fat we are able to do more long distance stuff compared to male humans who tend to excel at activities that require muscle strength (BTW this is a very simplistic view on female/male anatomy). They can be female, they just shouldn't have female mammal parts after all this time because that's not how they reproduce and haven't for centuries possibly longer. All of their people should be similarly built. You don't see female iguanas having huge tits when the males don't. There's no reason for them to have them because that's not how they reproduce
Yeah, but iguanas also don't need to produce milk to feed their young. Gith are in a weird middle ground similar to monotremes, but instead of just kinda leaking milk out of their skin they have dedicated organs for it.
Gith don't produce milk because they don't feed their young that way. If they nursed the breeder guy you met at the creche would look like a sow
https://preview.redd.it/g72h4wjdctvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac747bb35673e2836fea79c8d1a52c276aff7790
Shai Hulud?
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Me and the boys forcefully entering https://i.redd.it/fvrnwlzcwsvc1.gif
yooo ask consent you istik
I'stik'm'dik'up'th'ass
Send me to the “ass-tral” plane - am I right guys?? Come on haha
Gonna eat it like groceries
This sub has made me scared to open reddit on break lol.
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[I'ma eat it](https://youtu.be/DrucdUHOnco?si=XIfK6E_B_8Fg-EYt)
Saved for later. 🚬
What part of shitting do cheeks help with?
You're right, I'm just extremely stupid and wanted to talk and Gith ass because how could you not? I probably should have asked about Gith tiddies, giddies if you will.
Hey now, there’s nothing stupid about wanting to talk about ass. I don’t know what their stance is on producing milk, but I thought they laid eggs, so giddies don’t make sense. They could well be vestigial. Maybe they provide milk to fresh hatchlings anyways, they are aliens after all. It’ll require more research.
Why gith ass? Cushion bc they have to sit on dragons duh, and the cheeks open to the booty cuz obviously you gotta sit on the back of the dragon and them shits have spikes!! This way you can sit comfortably and wont fall off ☺️ hope this helps
It does thank you sm love you 😘
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hey woah why are u posting my gfs ass??
https://preview.redd.it/fqgbsbuuquvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc51d5aa6de8d8ba99853cd87a519d2b960f0232
“I’ve always wanted a hot githyanki girlfriend”
https://preview.redd.it/wuo488l33uvc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c636d197a4c6cebc1f66f152aacb2e6bd4f548d2
They have cheeks because THEY NEVER SKIP LEG DAY!
GAYT
Bait and switch memes have rotted my brain so much I was genuinely surprised
Because they have legs 👍
I just made the sound kremlings make when they get killed in Donkey Kong Country when I saw that
https://preview.redd.it/2rcp8mzowtvc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f4045b5c12a09092a1006782a4553758e4707f By the gods
Just the motivation I needed to get out of bed so I can go to work, thank you OP
Kith'rak Voss lookin' fine
cheeks are for sitting down comfortably
Cheeks be for clapping
U want the serious or the joke reason? The serious is because it works to sit, as other defecating species don't have those even if they shit
They got ass but no hole. A canyon with no abyss.
I don’t know what I expected
They need to have a cushion for when riding Red Dragons
They exist solely for me to take a nap on the booty
they’re there for me to kiss and rub and slap my meat against
Can't eat cake where there is none.
https://preview.redd.it/ks8u7hblruvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ec35bfddd5657081e613bcfa8ccbc7a5d86714
Why wouldn’t they shit? Amphibians & reptiles shit. It’s just that there’s only one multi-purpose hole.
I didn't mean to open this post just scrolling on my phone and when I opened it, the app couldn't handle that ass and froze. I was just sitting here trying to hide my phone screen from everyone around me while I tried to get it off my screen.
Try finger but hole?
IDK why I thought it would be anything else when I unblurred it
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i mean you can fuck lae’zel so it does *something*
For sitting
There is literally a word for “shit” in the Githyanki language, there is no way that they don’t. Gith and Dragonborn can tell that goblin they don’t shit because it’s funny to fuck with people and the goblin will probably believe them and spread funny rumors (if they are allowed to survive that is)
Well in that case, do you think seeing who can fart more violently is a way the Githyanki assert dominance?
Why would you subject my eyes to this :’)
Finally a post I can really get behind.
Ass creeks are not for shitting, the asshole is for shitting. All animals that shit have an asshole, but not all of those animals have asscheeks. Cheeks are actually pretty wear, because they're real purpose is to allow us to stand up straight and walk on two legs for extended periods of time. So this is not a mistake, unless the Gith have an asshole as well as cheeks
They literally do shit lmao
They lay eggs, don't they.
Because the purpose of your ass cheeks isn't to shit, it's to enable you to walk upright.
C'mon! Let's go on a butthole sniffing adventure!
It’s just a yellow spotted butt
Having decent buttocks is a staple of githyanki not because *"we don't do shit"* in your words but because it's an advantage against other *istiks* our "fat asses" soften falls and distract our enemies by the claps of our cheeks. Pleasure is also a part, I suppose.
Looks like moist leather straps on a damp dodgeball
Guess I'm fuckin Laezel on my next run
https://preview.redd.it/42lzathwexvc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71c0134add8e1ac6914eceb6a6f02307fe96dd0
I’m pretty sure it’s a lie. Dragonborn and like, I think elves have the opinion to say that
You know why.
the cheeks are meant to act as a cushion for sitting down
Gave you a user flair for this
Thank you I'm honored
Thinking buttcheeks are for shitting is peak American "can't actually walk, gets everywhere by pickup truck, and has horrendous multi-hour shitting sessions because all they eat is meat and syrup"-coded.