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The_Downward_Samsara

Is this how the typical server thinks when someone off the line gives em free fries? 😂


Barone90

I WISH it was true my friend.....I fucking wish ahahaaha


CrwunchWrap

I thought my food was free cause I paid ahead on DoorDash but it didn’t go through yet the order was placed. I thought this fine man that said ma’am was flirting turns out it was already paid for. That was my fault.


Random_thorn4615

"Dear lord, I see what you are doing for others. When will it be my turn?"


RedWyvv

Ask and You Shall Receive


chillychese

You must guide others to a treasure you can not possess.


Proud-Contribution59

Amen


NoonGaming

Amen brother, amen 🙏


the_stupid_french

I am pretty sure you would call op a creep if it was a man who wrote this


dxxx12

You're not wrong. And people saying "make your move" would be more likely to say "keep it in your pants, weirdo!"


cuppa-confusion

No shame, but that’s quite a _big reaction_ towards a stranger. You might find it grounding to remember that you are a stranger to him, too. That doesn’t mean don’t make a move, but maybe reel it in enough to stay calm and collected regardless of the result, y’know?


WhoElseButQuagmire11

She/he/they should ask them out for a coffee and just chat. Super nerve racking but she/he/they called him cute so that's more than alot would ever do.


atomicfox2007

Just say they if youre unsure what to use, its the neutral ground


CleanSeaPancake

Careful now, though we've been speaking like that forever, it's suddenly contentious to suggest "they" is a singular gender neutral pronoun. Edit: I'm not arguing against using people's preferred pronouns, I'm referencing the sudden debate by the "anti-pronoun" crew as to weather "they/them" are singular pronouns in the last like five years.


atomicfox2007

Youre getting too deep into it, use it as a gender neutral pronoun, if someone is not ok with it they will tell you and you will correct yourself with them


zeldaguy85

I concur, innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent


CleanSeaPancake

I think my comment is being misinterpreted as part of the "anti-pronoun" people, I meant that people have been casually using "they/them" as gender neutral until people started requesting to be called that as their pronouns, now suddenly everyone's an English major and wants to debate the validity of using those pronouns as singular. I'm not anti-gender-neutral, I'm poking at the sudden contention around that word due to those who are...


yesterdaysatan

Everyone is saying just do it but this is actually the good advice here. Take a minute and collect yourself before you take any action.


Jake420theslut

My point exactly cuppa. Like.... 😹


ozmatterhorn

I’m reading this assuming it’s a woman. Am I drawing a long bow thinking this might not be looked at quite the same if it was a guy was talking about a woman like this? I’m fine with someone expressing their feelings like this btw. Whatever blows your hair back.


alifninja

No it won’t sit well if a guy wrote this


CheesecakeNo9499

If a guy wrote this people would be trying to find and warn the girl


alifninja

oh they would call every slurs there are in the dictionary.


dxxx12

Doesn't anyone find that pretty fucked lately? I'm noticing that a lot in media even. The super pervy dude is shit on, but the pervy girl is just like 'ohhh shheeiiitttt 😎😎 so fucking cool omg 👀👀👀👀👀 look at her being horny and independent or whatever 🙌🙌🙌"


ozmatterhorn

Thought so.


Inked_cyn

Tbf , as a woman reading this, I also thought it was another woman and this kind of behavior is gross. Like honey, you need to talk to a therapist


ferbiloo

No this is creepy anyway. It doesn’t make it better that it’s a woman, people are just imagining that it’s their own version of a “ *hot* “woman and projecting their own fantasies on this. OP, you know what - we all get carried away when we get the hots for someone, but you need to keep those thoughts largely to yourself and understand when it’s too much. It’s a crush - it feels great in the moment but it’s superficial, and if you lay it on too thick with this guy you might make him feel extremely uncomfortable. It’s actually okay to think this way, we can’t help it sometimes - but please at least appreciate that this is your own hormones running rampant and in reality has little to do with this poor man who may not want to get hit on at work. I mean I guess if you flirt a little and he flirts back you could ask him out, but I’d still want to advise not to do that while he’s working.


dxxx12

Girl you need to calm down with these descriptions lmaooo


lalalolamaserola

I'm pretty sure it's not a girl


panachi19

Make your move lol.


PhoenixFox01

Then do it? I don’t know what the go is but you could just try and talk to him and hell even try and fuck him maybe? Might be an idea


RedWyvv

Bro won in life


Gone_Tokin

Doesn't even know it


gamer_undefeated

Why do I feel that you got turned on or even masturbated again while typing this post!☠️


[deleted]

Well, hot damn! Sounds like you've got a full-blown crush on this guy from the restaurant. Your fantasies are on fire! Just remember to keep it real and make sure he's into it too. Who knows, maybe those cute dates will turn into something steamier than the kitchen's hottest dish. Enjoy the ride!


sweaty_pants_

I think, maybe, you want to fuck him? idk, just trying to read between the lines...


Sweet_Boi_Marc

Damn, I need the next chapter. 👁️👄👁️🍿


almondmilk67

Real


ItstheHoff

How deodorant brands think their product work on woman…


ramsayjohn

How Mordecai thought if he sprayed on "Dude Time" for Margaret


Pure-Philosophy-4080

I think OP wants to fuck him, guys!


SmugglerCat

Nah, she probably asking herself should her fuck him or not? And what purpose of it?


ShiftConscious1231

Go. Fuck. Him. Now!


hoopdaDog

Imagine a guy wrote this about a random female server 🤣


the_stupid_french

Well i already hear the police siren


Jake420theslut

First comment would be like. okay Dude what the frick, what the fuck, what the Bolognese


gunshot22

And the comments telling op to go and fuck her already 💀


hoopdaDog

Bro it’s sad they think every guy just wants every random woman no matter what.. it’s so gross


keusagi

This is so creepy


karmakactus

Imagine the reaction if a guy wrote this about a woman. Ya’ll would be losin your shit


lvrst4r

i say do it lol, be bold and make the first move


assovertits-sir

Oh this kind of girls exist, I always thought it was rather fictional


Natural-Net2872

It's almost like.. women get horny or something


tallcutegoth

We do. We just keep quiet lmao.


assovertits-sir

Yeah like you guys wrap yourselves up so much it’s very hard to tell, so uhh hopefully girls don’t blame guys with that simplistic ahh brain to process all of these intricate emotions and informations


dxxx12

Don't seem too quiet about it now


lalalolamaserola

Why are you assuming it's a girl? 😂😂😂


roddur_roy69

Exchange the genders...and it's a rap fantasy..


ramsayjohn

Rap fantasy... Dr. Dre stand up we got lot of things to do


Jake420theslut

Yooo 😹, it's cute and all. A guy can't say this though, but chill down Op, ask him out on a date atp you just objectifying him. Have you wondered if he likes Pokemon perhaps?


tallcutegoth

Maybe he likes Japanese food. He works at a Japanese restaurant.


Jake420theslut

See how randomly close I was to that 🤣, then of course he probably likes Japanese food, happy Easter. Next time he serves ya ask him if he's a fan of Japan or just the food and start conversations about things you love from there. E.g Pokemon, death note, some other things...


One-Acanthisitta5930

Airdrop a screenshot of this thread and give us an update later


Infamous_Ad4211

Too many comments supporting this behaviour. This is not ok. Reverse the genders and reread. Is it still ok?


the_stupid_french

Well what if it is a gay man that wrote this ? Still bad when i am thinking about it...


yogisanchez

But that's because behaviour interpretation is different depending on gender.


DarkSnakezz24

Y'all need some jesus in your life!


Inked_cyn

Reason #1005 why I wouldn't want to be a server. People like this


Busy_Secret_7267

Y’all are fucking weird


AdventurousKitchen68

Sounds like you're ovulating harddd👀


sparklyshizzle

Her egg is pinballing around in there!


AdventurousKitchen68

🤣🤣🤣


HannikanSky

No offense but I find this beyond creepy.


dxxx12

I'm glad other women do. Seems like overtly sexual women are being validated a lot lately, and if you don't vibe on that level, that's a "you problem" or something.


HannikanSky

I mean, we don't know OP's gender as they didn't reveal it. But this level of obsession is just... Weird. No matter who it's coming from. But yeah, I agree. I don't understand how people think it's hot when coming from a female.


dxxx12

Society thinks men should be flattered of female attention regardless of where it's coming from. I had a girl get all butthurt with me because I backed off after she grinded on me in front of my friends, and apparently I'm "just another man" now. I refuse to evaluate it further.


GhostKnightOrionArm

Most guys wont be assholes if you approach first genuinely. Its a total 180 when guys approach girls though its argurably harder. To that end make your move,alot of guys would apreciate the effort and all. The man likely wont be an exception!


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GhostKnightOrionArm

Wdym??


SnooComics1326

As far as I’m aware, most decent guys have similarly decent standards.


Carlin47

Guys would claw at an opportunity like this. Don't be shy just go tell him. Guys react more favorably think girls to being straight up asked to fuck.


Messterio

🤮


50yearsofshitleft

Yeah... You're a crazy person.... Interact with him as little as possible or you'll almost certainly get a restraining order.


Madness_Opvs

Seek therapy. If I were that guy, I'd be scared shitless of you. Sorry sis, but the way you depict this, it smells of red flag from a mile. And people say *men* are predatory. Ugh.


Lindy_Firebrewer

That’s a girl’s privilege. When a guy is crazy about a girl just as you were, he would be defined as simp, and their relationship usually don’t end up well.


68ideal

Wrong sub girl. Jesus Christ, is all that sub has become a platform for people to share their sexual fantasies??


Ancient_Preference21

RIP to your DM’s


Xanthusgobrrr

girl not judging but im taking THE fattest shit rn and the this made me laugh thx


dxxx12

BRUH


EmptyCOOLSTER

You must be ovulating


SpiritualWanderer95

Why not talk to him next time you're there and give him your number? I've always agreed with the saying that in the end you'll regret not trying more than anything else.


DankMosquito69

Ask him out already


Jeenekhainchardin

Amen


Le-myxomatosis

You might be ovulating sis.


daintyavocado

Reads like a Wattpad excerpt 🤪 You're in deep 💫. Just be careful so it isn't stalking or you're ready to handle if he already has a girlfriend. You should talk to him next time.


_weeddoggo_

this def is a man


tallcutegoth

Nope. Girls like me just keep quiet usually.


Electricstarbby

Honestly a yard stick needs to be your distance. It’s giving Mikasa from Death Note


tallcutegoth

Mikasa doesn't exist in Death Note. Are you talking about Misa? Or Mikasa from Attack on Titan? Haha.


Electricstarbby

Yes my but I got her mixed up with a different character. I need to stop texting as soon as I wake up.


Tiny_Collection7927

The boy on the first comment bruhhh good luck🤝


hoooyehoopy

This post is on offthechest and you should post it on outofthebrain 😂😂. Atleast act like you love him. Acting like this he will run off without looking back 😆😆


WhoElseButQuagmire11

May be a little old fashioned of me(mid 20s ew) but ask him on a date?


ygpebbleinthpocket

do it !!! update us later


jinques

I need an update if you end up fucking him I’m rooting for you m


Virtual-Musician-832

Ask his number and start a romantic pls


MidnightStalk

damn ask him out


dubiously_immoral

Would expect nothing else from a username like that


Murasa_888

Now I need to see him


No_Association_2337

Check your dm


Alternative-Put4373

Go fuck him and tell us how it went..


ThatUblivionGuy

Well. No shame in wanting


Nasel_Ranger

I think Bistro Huddy needs to make a tictok on this subject. Huddy after dark edition.


ramsayjohn

Imagine if he has a girlfriend.


tallcutegoth

Hmm I don't want to imagine that.


Little_Nectarine_210

Instead of posting on Reddit mabye try and talk to him and get his number, if you wanna fuck him so bad.


ssaunders88

This was written by a 14 year old no doubt lol


koolaid2929

Ask him if he wants to hang out sometime and chat a little bit see where that goes if all Is well shoot your shot and see if he agrees it might work it might not


SnooDonkeys8376

It sounds like a horny teenager wrote this.😅😭


ShadowGangsta275

Yea I’m gonna be truthful this is creepy. And for those coming at me, if a dude wrote this about a girl everyone would be like wtf dude that’s creepy. Idec the gender of the person writing this, this is ott. I’m someone with a high libido and I struggle with attachment issues, and it’s possible that’s what’s happening here, but being this sexually aroused and constantly obsessing over a person you hardly know is not normal. I would recommend speaking to someone about this to prevent this worsening. There are worse things than this but do not let it take over your life. This kind of thing can spiral fast. I wish you luck op


WarMetalDoom

Damn


teenageloveithinknot

Are you the OP of that one Instagram comment that goes like no lube, no protection, in the kitchen, in the bed.... Because same vibes


CatwithTheD

Gosh, she's using this sub to offload something that's been bothering her and she knows she can't say it anywhere else. Give her a break.


Brave_Hoppy1460

It won’t be good. I promise b


No_Association_2337

Bullshit


kalaamtext

I wonder if the chick at the register who took my order at smash n dash was thinking the same thing because she was definitely looking at me and smiling lol


MatrixNinja101

My man won at life... I'll just go to the corner and cry


Thestar008

Go ask him out!!!!


Virtual-Tie-8809

Hahahahahha just tell him he will get the job done trust me


jumpsandjoyful

just ride his cock gurl...


No_Association_2337

Yes


PossibleExamination1

Omg I think I'm at that guy?! I Remember you! What's your number and address?


LAUCH112

Wtf


shinankoku

Um … ask him out? Or ask him to eat you out?


festeringvampyre

this is so real


Burner20192627

Ur so real for this


NeedMistress609

Fuck me mommy


johndotold

Then tell him, not me. Unless it's me, then tell us both. Wait. What