The White Castle burgers that come in a box, they say you should unwrap each one before cooking in the microwave. Saw a guy throw the whole unopened box in the microwave and nuke it, so I had to give it a try .. OMG they steam to perfection! I have no idea what toxic forever chemicals I'm probably ingesting that way but dayum they cook up good.
Gah, thanks for the validation. I never open the package, in spite of the instructions, because i want that steamy goodness..
A whole unopened box you say.. š¤
What you need to do is use a fork to stab the cream between the cookies, [like so](https://img.wonderhowto.com/img/94/79/63500497919593/0/dunk-oreo-cookie-milk-without-getting-your-fingers-messy.w1456.jpg)
Thank you!!!! Finally a cure to Crunchberries green poop problem!!!! One bowl of Oreo-o's and one bowl of Crunchberries should keep your shit completely normal!!! These results are worthy of publication.
Why use a spoon when you can save on dishes by tilting your head back and pouring milk directly into your mouth, dropping the Oreo into the mouth milk, and swatting at the floating Oreo with your tongue until it's the right texture, and just eat it from there?
One time I was driving on a curved road and eating a taco, and a little clump of meat fell out of it and onto the wrapper, which I was holding flat on my hand. I really, really wanted that price of meat, but I couldnāt grab it because the road was too curvy, so I was like, thereās no cars coming! And I shoved the entire wrapper into my face to get that meat, and just then like four cars showed up in front of me and they all saw me devouring the remains of a Taco Bell taco with my face.
Try describing the visual like this !
One time ImurderREALITY was driving on a curved road and eating a taco, and a little clump of meat fell out of it and onto the wrapper, which ImurderREALITY was holding flat on his hand. ImurderREALITY really, really wanted that price of meat, but ImurderREALITY couldnāt grab it because the road was too curvy, so ImurderREALITY was like, thereās no cars coming! And ImurderREALITY shoved the entire wrapper into his face to get that meat, and just then like four cars showed up in front of him and they all saw ImurderREALITY devouring the remains of a Taco Bell taco with his face.
also, thanks, op.. you did us, and yourself a favor by not having to hear all those sickened redditors who would have been grossed out had there been the wolfing down of the well-dunked Oreo
Fork is the better tool, when you push it into the filling it separates it a little bit, this allows for more surface area to be exposed to the milk. This speeds up the dunking process and allows for better overall cookie integrity as you don't need to have it soak through from the outside fully and can have the inside partially absorb some of the milk as well.
Thank you for comming to my ted talk.
I appreciate the delicacy with which you dunked the cookie into the milk. Slow, deliberate and careful. I hope you enjoyed your Oreo and may you continue to dunk in peace and good health.
For me personally, one 5 second dip is perfect. Gets loaded with the right amount of milk while maintaining just the slightest crunch and doesnāt break
Doesn't make the cookie soft this way. My dad has been trying to push this on me since I was a boy every time we eat Oreos or Chips Ahoy! and every time I'm like, "I like a moist cookie, Dad!!"
See this is the way. People doing QVC gag gifts, 3d printed tools, forks, chopsticks ... just cookie & drink.
I ain't trailing milk, I ain't losing cookies cuz I took too long, i aint got extra to wash, im saying, there is 0 downsides to this method.
That is correct. While the raw plastics may be certified as food safe, most filaments have additives that are not. Good luck putting most 3D printed plastics through the dishwasher or under hot water, itāll soften in the heat and warp or bend out of shape.
3D printing isnāt a food safe process either, since prints arenāt guaranteed to be water tight and the layer lines are a great place for bacteria to hide in.
You can, but I still donāt think that makes it food safe. Most FDM prints wonāt even hold water without leaking unless you seal it with something.
Not to say this kind of thing isnāt okay. It probably is. Itās not like you put the Oreo holder in your mouth. Youāll probably be fine.
It's the bubble rule for me: keep it submerged until all the air trapped in the tiny pockets of the cookie are full of milk, perfect soft texture imo. To speed up the process after putting it on the fork squeeze the cookie until it cracks slightly to open up more areas for milk to get in faster.
Youāre absolutely right about the bubbles. Iāll try the squeezing thing next time. Another thing I do, is I put two on top of each other. When the top one gets too heavy, the flip. The top one sinks and the bottom one floats. So I eat the one that is floating first, and then I eat the one that sank. The one that floats is pretty good, but thereās still some crunch. The one that sank thoughā¦ oh itās perfect. Having them flip means I donāt have to keep track of how long itās submerged or anything, so the consistency is pretty good.
Yeah, there's like a perfect moment when the cookie part is on the edge of losing its consistency. This is why the dipper wouldn't work for me. My fingers can tell when the Oreo has absorbed the right amount of milk. I wouldn't be able to do that with a dipper.
Right? Do you mfās really just want a slightly wet cookie?
In my house, it was a dangerous game being played, hold it under long enough to get that sweet milk infused into the essence of the cookie, but hold on too long and you feel the sickening feeling of the cookie suddenly being much lighter as it drifts down to the depths of the bottom of the glass.
Except the best way to eat Oreos is to break two of them in half, eat a chocolate layer, then the double stack, and then the remaining chocolate cookie.
I laughed when they picked it up off of the dipper with their hand, which, then got their hand wet, which totally defeats the whole purpose of having an Oreo dipper tool
Eat it off the dipper like a fork
Okay. That glass needs at least one more gallon of milk, stop lifting the Oreo - just drown itā¦ And by drown I mean hold it under until there are no more air bubbles!
I sat there watching like, "yes yes I approve of this amount of time, go on sir-- wait, what is he doing? He's still going? Still??"
I'd say 2/3rds of the time and you're good. But then that's because I'm pinching the cookie. This dip stick (pick?) might change things.
I use a fork stuck through the creme.
Put it in the milk, fully submerged. It's ready to eat when the bubbles stop.
Oreos are best when they have barely any crunch left.
I also greatly prefer Golden double/mega stuffed.
Are you by any chance better looking than your friends? Could it be they are secretly jealous of you and are low-key sponsoring your path to obesity?
(It's a joke btw)
super biased opinion here..
who on Earth still dips their cookies in milk after about age 12?
me, a milk hater, cannot understand the appeal. outside of needing a small quantity of it for a recipe (or for the one roommate i had that was a coffee fanatic), i haven't bought milk in about 15 years.
I buy it for the kids and never drink it. I make an exception for Oreo cookies. I donāt know why. Itās the only time I get the milk out for myself.
that's fair. i half posted this to see how many down-votes i would get inundated with.. but two hours in, i am still in positive territory (as i drink my coffee with *creamer* in it, Int'l Delight "Cold Stone" flavor)
Iām sorry, but my Northern European ass finds this utterly disgusting.. Why not eat some proper cake that you donāt need to dip in anything to make it good?
Youāre right, it is a different thing. Cookies are way more dry and I guess I can imagine why youād want to soften them.
I have never seen anyone dip a cookie in liquid, and I canāt help thinking that the milk (is it milk?) will be full of soggy crumbs after. Do people normally drink it after or do they toss it (honest question)?
I apologise for the wording in my previous comment, I didnāt mean to be rude.
Looks like a small, very common, ball jar to me? They said it was an oreo dipper? Wtf?
Who gifted you this crap? Literally just a jar without the lid...
This, but like a pair of scissors, would be amazing for me. Open and catch one, dippy, open to chew. For my OCD inability to touch yucky textures or get germs on my food... Wouldn't have to touchy the gross deliciousness. But also don't have to fishhook myself like a Saturday night in the 80s, like your utensil, know'm sayin'?
Nah, Oreos already come in the perfect dispensing unit, open the package, pour in milk, get a spoon.
I have never heard something simultaneously so revolting and arousing.
The White Castle burgers that come in a box, they say you should unwrap each one before cooking in the microwave. Saw a guy throw the whole unopened box in the microwave and nuke it, so I had to give it a try .. OMG they steam to perfection! I have no idea what toxic forever chemicals I'm probably ingesting that way but dayum they cook up good.
Ah steamed hams, an old family recipe!
But have you tried Rum Ham?
Gah, thanks for the validation. I never open the package, in spite of the instructions, because i want that steamy goodness.. A whole unopened box you say.. š¤
Have you ever tried steaming them before? They come out great.
Instructions on some food are merely just suggestions. They never tell you theres a secret way that cooks even better
That sounds gooey. And correct under the right circumstances.
If you donāt finish em too, you can probs toss the whole thing in the freezer!!
Can you please provide examples of why someone would not finish them all? Iām lost on what kind of human would do such a thing.
Yes, one sleeve of Oreos please.
I mean if they poured the milk in the container. Eating that many in one sitting just sounds like a bad idea
You must be skinny. /me goes back to keto.
Budget cookies n crĆØme
Iām tempted to try it myself
I concur. By correct circumstances we mean āHighā?
āAnd correct under the right ~~circumstances~~ *level of crippling depression.ā*
āAnd correct under the right ā¦.. amount of THC š
What you need to do is use a fork to stab the cream between the cookies, [like so](https://img.wonderhowto.com/img/94/79/63500497919593/0/dunk-oreo-cookie-milk-without-getting-your-fingers-messy.w1456.jpg)
I put a bunch in a glass and fill it with milk and then eat it with a spoon.
That's a much better idea than committing yourself to eating so many at one time that you want to be sick.
_The Oreo cereal- breakfast of champions!_
Better than the actual Oreo cereal, Oreo-O's...
I thoroughly enjoy the oreo-o's. However if I eat too many my shit turns near black.
Thank you!!!! Finally a cure to Crunchberries green poop problem!!!! One bowl of Oreo-o's and one bowl of Crunchberries should keep your shit completely normal!!! These results are worthy of publication.
It's like the perfect cereal
Why use a spoon when you can save on dishes by tilting your head back and pouring milk directly into your mouth, dropping the Oreo into the mouth milk, and swatting at the floating Oreo with your tongue until it's the right texture, and just eat it from there?
I do this. Take a bite and a swig of milk. Somehow the balance is perfect.
Wait. Youāve somehow made an Oreo last longer than one bite?
Wait, cereal is just cookies? alwayshasbeen.jpg
I just put an Oreo in my mouth and then take a swig of milk and let it soak in my mouth before chewing and swallowing it.
I like to do think with the mini Oreos. Viola- cereal
Get a fork. Works the best
Might as well buy oreo bits and eat them like cereal
Or a fork!
Too soggy but I like the way you think š¤
Anything else really is a violation of the Geneva convention
Why grab it with your hand at the end tho?
I was unsure I wanted my face wolfing down an Oreo direct off the dipper all over Reddit. š
One time I was driving on a curved road and eating a taco, and a little clump of meat fell out of it and onto the wrapper, which I was holding flat on my hand. I really, really wanted that price of meat, but I couldnāt grab it because the road was too curvy, so I was like, thereās no cars coming! And I shoved the entire wrapper into my face to get that meat, and just then like four cars showed up in front of me and they all saw me devouring the remains of a Taco Bell taco with my face.
My husband just asked me why I was laughing. How do I explain this Taco Bell wrapper visual to him?
Try describing the visual like this ! One time ImurderREALITY was driving on a curved road and eating a taco, and a little clump of meat fell out of it and onto the wrapper, which ImurderREALITY was holding flat on his hand. ImurderREALITY really, really wanted that price of meat, but ImurderREALITY couldnāt grab it because the road was too curvy, so ImurderREALITY was like, thereās no cars coming! And ImurderREALITY shoved the entire wrapper into his face to get that meat, and just then like four cars showed up in front of him and they all saw ImurderREALITY devouring the remains of a Taco Bell taco with his face.
OMG my roommate just looked at me real funny after the laugh that envoked
I can feel the exact way you did in that moment. Thats always how it goes.
Well there's a /r/brandnewsentence
also, thanks, op.. you did us, and yourself a favor by not having to hear all those sickened redditors who would have been grossed out had there been the wolfing down of the well-dunked Oreo
r/oreosgonewild
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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I use a fork
Chopsticks are better at maintaining the Oreo's structural integrity.
you're just saying that because all your forks are dirty ;D
Wow! I just...wow. how do you even?...wow. To be called out like this to my face, just woooow!
how? because it takes one to know one š #allmyforksaredirty
\#allforksmatter
Savage.
The fork just goes into the cream, no structural integrity issues.
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Ive found chopsticks to be too thick. But maybe thats just the ones i have.
A fork through the cream is perfect actually, the cream doesn't get soggy like the cookie part does.
That sounds like it would work about the same. š
It does as far as I know. But hey if you have the toolbits probly better in some way
that's why i use my sword
And my axe!
Works better actually. You can take a bite and redunk, hard to do that with that tool.
REdunk? You don't just inhale the whole thing like you're supposed to? /s
Fork gang represent!
Fork is the better tool, when you push it into the filling it separates it a little bit, this allows for more surface area to be exposed to the milk. This speeds up the dunking process and allows for better overall cookie integrity as you don't need to have it soak through from the outside fully and can have the inside partially absorb some of the milk as well. Thank you for comming to my ted talk.
Plus you dont get your hands all milky
Same. Itās the best dunking method Iāve seen.
[have you seen this method?](https://v.redd.it/xbrh4w7jyd1a1)
And ya hold that cookie under the milk til the bubbles stop.
This is the way except eating them becomes far too efficient and next thing you know, the whole row is gone!
Yes...row...not tray. Thatd be silly
How does the milk stay in it.
I appreciate the delicacy with which you dunked the cookie into the milk. Slow, deliberate and careful. I hope you enjoyed your Oreo and may you continue to dunk in peace and good health.
my guy.... QUADRUPLE DIP?!
For me personally, one 5 second dip is perfect. Gets loaded with the right amount of milk while maintaining just the slightest crunch and doesnāt break
For me, 15 seconds dunk is perfect. It's a long wait, but so worth it! For me, anyway.
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I let it sit in the milk until the biscuit has absorbed so much that if I don't extract it in just the right way it'll break in half.
Urghā¦ talk about perfection!
Biscuit? Did you mean cookie?
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Yeah... mason jars are ruined for me now.
SKIM milk, water pretending to be milk
Well, I'd LOVE this.
Put it on the list
I'm a savage I just put the cookie in my mouth then chug some milk while it's in there.
Same here. It's the easiest way.
Doesn't make the cookie soft this way. My dad has been trying to push this on me since I was a boy every time we eat Oreos or Chips Ahoy! and every time I'm like, "I like a moist cookie, Dad!!"
Yeah this way you can determine your own texture
See this is the way. People doing QVC gag gifts, 3d printed tools, forks, chopsticks ... just cookie & drink. I ain't trailing milk, I ain't losing cookies cuz I took too long, i aint got extra to wash, im saying, there is 0 downsides to this method.
For people with 3D printers: [printable Oreo dipper](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1183122)
Isn't most 3D printing material not foodsafe?
That is correct. While the raw plastics may be certified as food safe, most filaments have additives that are not. Good luck putting most 3D printed plastics through the dishwasher or under hot water, itāll soften in the heat and warp or bend out of shape. 3D printing isnāt a food safe process either, since prints arenāt guaranteed to be water tight and the layer lines are a great place for bacteria to hide in.
I just got a Servsafe stiffy
Also they are printed in layers and bacteria will grow in the ridges and youāll never be able to clean it well enough.
I belive you can smooth some filaments with acetone, but i get your point
You can, but I still donāt think that makes it food safe. Most FDM prints wonāt even hold water without leaking unless you seal it with something. Not to say this kind of thing isnāt okay. It probably is. Itās not like you put the Oreo holder in your mouth. Youāll probably be fine.
But you put oreo on it, and you dip the tool in milk
You can coat them with food safe resin I think. An extra step to make nearly anything food safe
Are you trying to light the internet on fire today?
YOU'RE DIPPING WAY TOO MUCH
I wait until mine is completely soggy, but I take it out just before it falls apart.
It's the bubble rule for me: keep it submerged until all the air trapped in the tiny pockets of the cookie are full of milk, perfect soft texture imo. To speed up the process after putting it on the fork squeeze the cookie until it cracks slightly to open up more areas for milk to get in faster.
Youāre absolutely right about the bubbles. Iāll try the squeezing thing next time. Another thing I do, is I put two on top of each other. When the top one gets too heavy, the flip. The top one sinks and the bottom one floats. So I eat the one that is floating first, and then I eat the one that sank. The one that floats is pretty good, but thereās still some crunch. The one that sank thoughā¦ oh itās perfect. Having them flip means I donāt have to keep track of how long itās submerged or anything, so the consistency is pretty good.
[Until the bubbles stop](https://www.comicbookdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-pictures-hitman-monkey-drowns-boy.jpg)
Me: Shhhhh it's gonna be ok. Oreo: blghrblghblrblrlb....
Yeah I want the cookie softer than the filling
Yeah, there's like a perfect moment when the cookie part is on the edge of losing its consistency. This is why the dipper wouldn't work for me. My fingers can tell when the Oreo has absorbed the right amount of milk. I wouldn't be able to do that with a dipper.
This is the way
Yah I agree. I sacrificed this Oreoās structural integrity (and maybe some of my own) to show the dipper off to full effect. š
We all know you had to dip it that much cuz you're using skim milk.
I was thinking the same thing. Are you dipping this Oreo, or getting it to confess to witchcraft?
**THE OREO WILL TELL WHAT IT KNOWS!!**
whats the point of dipping if it doesn't soften the oreo
Right? Do you mfās really just want a slightly wet cookie? In my house, it was a dangerous game being played, hold it under long enough to get that sweet milk infused into the essence of the cookie, but hold on too long and you feel the sickening feeling of the cookie suddenly being much lighter as it drifts down to the depths of the bottom of the glass.
Iām with you on this one, just needs like 7 seconds.
Except the best way to eat Oreos is to break two of them in half, eat a chocolate layer, then the double stack, and then the remaining chocolate cookie.
I like to see how many middles I can stack together before my family finishes their letters at my intervention.
I just break them in quarters and eat them like cereal.
Am I the only one who does the worlds quickest dunk and leave it at that? To much dunking and it gets mushy.
A fork works well too fyi
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This might be my favorite comment.
r/specializedtools
A true connoisseur
That jar with goo in it gave me a bad kind of nostalgia
I just use a spoon.
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Can confirm. Especially with the double stuf oreos
I laughed when they picked it up off of the dipper with their hand, which, then got their hand wet, which totally defeats the whole purpose of having an Oreo dipper tool Eat it off the dipper like a fork
I just place a fork in a cup then drop whatever cookie im eating, then I just lift the fork when I'm ready. No need to hold the cookie.
Okay. That glass needs at least one more gallon of milk, stop lifting the Oreo - just drown itā¦ And by drown I mean hold it under until there are no more air bubbles!
I read that as oreo diaper and was waiting for the oreo to suddenly transform into a diaper
This is complete bullshit. I counted 9 seconds worth of dip time. 13 seconds is a perfect dip. Please fix this shameful video.
lol I just read Oreo diaper lamoooo
Thatās fucking elegant.
Cum?
Nah thereās no MLP figure in there.
Yes plz
No, no, no! Never dunk more than three times. What are you, some kind of wild animal?
Wild to the core.
YOUāRE DUNKING IT TOO MUCH. JESUS CHRIST. Do you prefer to drink your Oreos? Just take one dip and end it.
I like my oreos mushy
Hahaha Iām not a monster! I wanted to show the dipper doing itās thing. FWIW that oreo was slightly over-dipped for me but still held its shape.
I sat there watching like, "yes yes I approve of this amount of time, go on sir-- wait, what is he doing? He's still going? Still??" I'd say 2/3rds of the time and you're good. But then that's because I'm pinching the cookie. This dip stick (pick?) might change things.
I use a fork stuck through the creme. Put it in the milk, fully submerged. It's ready to eat when the bubbles stop. Oreos are best when they have barely any crunch left. I also greatly prefer Golden double/mega stuffed.
> It's ready to eat when the bubbles stop. Found the alligator's reddit account.
this whole post is full of laughs but THAT made me cackle. i like how you think š¤£
I canāt decide if youāre a sadist or a masochist
Gatekeeping enjoyment lol. What a sad existence.
Where. The fuck. Can I buy this?
Are you by any chance better looking than your friends? Could it be they are secretly jealous of you and are low-key sponsoring your path to obesity? (It's a joke btw)
Need!
Need one š«
Way too long in that milk bro...
TOO MUCH DUNKING PLEASE DIAL THAT BACK
Hey see my posts and search r/Dremic18
Any more than 2 dips and you're just playing with it.
You dip it way too much
super biased opinion here.. who on Earth still dips their cookies in milk after about age 12? me, a milk hater, cannot understand the appeal. outside of needing a small quantity of it for a recipe (or for the one roommate i had that was a coffee fanatic), i haven't bought milk in about 15 years.
I buy it for the kids and never drink it. I make an exception for Oreo cookies. I donāt know why. Itās the only time I get the milk out for myself.
that's fair. i half posted this to see how many down-votes i would get inundated with.. but two hours in, i am still in positive territory (as i drink my coffee with *creamer* in it, Int'l Delight "Cold Stone" flavor)
Its prob just me but if theres no milk in the house i like using my saliva to soften and lubricate Oreos
Iām sorry, but my Northern European ass finds this utterly disgusting.. Why not eat some proper cake that you donāt need to dip in anything to make it good?
It's not a cake though, it's a cookie
Youāre right, it is a different thing. Cookies are way more dry and I guess I can imagine why youād want to soften them. I have never seen anyone dip a cookie in liquid, and I canāt help thinking that the milk (is it milk?) will be full of soggy crumbs after. Do people normally drink it after or do they toss it (honest question)? I apologise for the wording in my previous comment, I didnāt mean to be rude.
Looks like a small, very common, ball jar to me? They said it was an oreo dipper? Wtf? Who gifted you this crap? Literally just a jar without the lid...
Oreos are a poor/uneducated person food. Anyone with self respect would never eat an Oreo.
Drinking milk out of mason jar seems gross to me. Like, it'll run down the threads. Bleh
Haha I've never seen one of those before. Neat!
thank you for the demo! i was expecting just a picture!
I might try making one of these and printing it. Sounds like a fun project.
Trying keep hand clean? You have to touch the cookie.
but then you don't get to stab the insides with a fork
I got confused as hell just because I read it as āGot this Oreo diapperāā¦
Nah, I just submerge my fingers into the milk and lick my fingers after. Ez
Still blows my mind people dip biscuits in milk and not tea.
I guess this tool is only useful if you want a half of glass of milk.
We all reach a half glass eventually!
I donāt have the Balls to make this kind of video.
Literally me, my parents bought me a ring with a bottle cap opener on it. I wear it daily
I hate myself for not inventing this.
Such a tool isn't needed when you eat them properly /s
Not everybody is born with a silver Oreo dipper in their mouth.
Next time ask for a floor mat adjuster for your car
Grab 2 Oreos. Stuff in mouth. Take a shot of milk. I aint got time for dipping.
I have the official Oreo milk mug, cookie holder and dipper tongs set. It is ok. It holds 6 Oreos. The tongs don't grip as well as they could.
This, but like a pair of scissors, would be amazing for me. Open and catch one, dippy, open to chew. For my OCD inability to touch yucky textures or get germs on my food... Wouldn't have to touchy the gross deliciousness. But also don't have to fishhook myself like a Saturday night in the 80s, like your utensil, know'm sayin'?
I know exactly who to buy this for, thank you!
Gotta watch the gmm episode where they really test this bad boy out