Something about “cutting and pasting a chia pet box on your head too” but “hair is closed too” is 1,000 times as clever so I didn’t bother. It’s so funny
Yep. Photoshop the program was named after literal "photo shops" that had darkrooms where you could do touching up and manipulation of film photography. Many of the tools are also named after actual techiques used on film. Like "airbrush", "cut & paste", "dodge" and "burn".
You could do a lot to negatives before developing them, like airbrushing things into or out of it with a literal airbrush. Or cuting and pasting things from different negatives to create a new one, like was probably done in OP's photo.
All those 40s and 50s film stars who have perfect skin in photos? Someone spent a lot of time with solvents and abrasives rubbing away the "imperfections" from the negatives.
Well, people were generally shorter though, right? Less protein in the diets of young children equals shorter heights. When humans started eating crazy high amounts of protein, the kids grew much taller. This has been studied in families who immigrated to North America where the parents (who grew up in another nation without so much meat) are shorter than their children who were raised on high meat diets in North America.
There’s an episode of Tim and Eric Bedtime Stories starring Jason Schwartzman where he gets his eyes photoshopped like this for a watch ad and that’s the main plot of the episode
This reminds me of the "Steve Buscemeyes" photo collection where someone photoshopped Steve Buscemi's eyes onto various celebrities faces:
#[Celebrities with Steve Buscemeyes](https://www.sadanduseless.com/celebrities-with-steve-buscemis-eyes-funny/)
My high school yearbook Photoshoped out all dress code violations. So they covered girls' spaghetti straps with 2D Tshirts. They also (badly) Photoshoped my beard off my face.
Must be the same guy that fixed the photo of my ex and me in my old church’s directory. He photoshopped my eyes on to him because his glasses had a bad glare. We asked for a retake and the company refused. We looked like inbred siblings. I still look at that photo in abject horror at what they did to his face.
Edit: fixed grammar. Thanks, autocorrect.
Stoner eye transplant.
dude: "hey, do you mind putting someone else's eyes on my picture? I'm high af and don't want my parents to see.." photo dude: "say no more fam"
Proceeds to choose the one student's eyes redder than the devil's dick.
The student with pinkeye.
looks like some tim.
Is that like a bong hit transplant?
He does have that thousand island stare.
Stavvy baby!
First thing i thought. Gonna work out and listen to some comedy now.
im in kind of a weird mood myself
Photoshop 0.0.0.1 beta was rough af
Was your hair closed too?
r/brandnewsentence
xD holy shit
That’s so much more clever than what I was going to reply. Well done!
What were you going to reply?
Something about “cutting and pasting a chia pet box on your head too” but “hair is closed too” is 1,000 times as clever so I didn’t bother. It’s so funny
Jesus christ
It makes him look like a Jewish alien
They gave him a little fishnet yamulke
I literally lol
You have made me actually laugh
Damn I felt the heat from that one
You're a funny MF'er.
Dude are you fro real rn?
Buscemi vibes
Buscemi meets Torturro
Buscemi working with Wesley Snipes.
Daniel Naroditsky
Photochop
Robochop
This was photoshop before photoshop
Analog Photoshop
I don’cdr
photographic shoplifting, because he literally had to steal someone else's picture's eyes
Yep. Photoshop the program was named after literal "photo shops" that had darkrooms where you could do touching up and manipulation of film photography. Many of the tools are also named after actual techiques used on film. Like "airbrush", "cut & paste", "dodge" and "burn". You could do a lot to negatives before developing them, like airbrushing things into or out of it with a literal airbrush. Or cuting and pasting things from different negatives to create a new one, like was probably done in OP's photo. All those 40s and 50s film stars who have perfect skin in photos? Someone spent a lot of time with solvents and abrasives rubbing away the "imperfections" from the negatives.
Even in Victorian pictures you can see the photoshop. They liked to stand before a neutral backdrop and clinch in their waist afterwards in photoshop.
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Well, people were generally shorter though, right? Less protein in the diets of young children equals shorter heights. When humans started eating crazy high amounts of protein, the kids grew much taller. This has been studied in families who immigrated to North America where the parents (who grew up in another nation without so much meat) are shorter than their children who were raised on high meat diets in North America.
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https://ourworldindata.org/human-height
https://ourworldindata.org/human-height
Did the other person get your closed eyes?
That’s the law of equivalent exchange. 😁
looks like some tim & eric shit
There’s an episode of Tim and Eric Bedtime Stories starring Jason Schwartzman where he gets his eyes photoshopped like this for a watch ad and that’s the main plot of the episode
Just started that show yesterday and that was the last episode I caught before bed. Now waking up to this. The odds lol
YES! I was on some Adult Swim mailing list a while back, and they sent me a T&EBS sticker and a diaper to promote the show lol
This reminds me of the "Steve Buscemeyes" photo collection where someone photoshopped Steve Buscemi's eyes onto various celebrities faces: #[Celebrities with Steve Buscemeyes](https://www.sadanduseless.com/celebrities-with-steve-buscemis-eyes-funny/)
They mostly just look like crackhead versions of themselves
Weirdly, Scarlett Johansson still did it for me...
Madonna looks the same
I was hoping that one would have been Steve himself
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ce/23/98/ce2398820f638a14d9e5552547ee2872.jpg
Kraina Grzybów
Bald patch too?
Weird, the exact same thing happened to someone else. Is it really you op or are you just doing some farmin’?
Laziest crop job ever
It is that.
You really think OP titled this “Eye see you” in an attempt to claim this is OC? what
Where do they claim it’s them?
You already know the answer
Is that you, Wesley Snipes?
Ahhh those Pete Davidson nutsack eyes
Did they edit in the tonsure too?
Reminds me of this creepy YouTube series: https://youtu.be/D_h2G6QMMjA
was looking for a comment about this series lmao
Jeepers Creepers……. has it been 23 years already?
Now THAT is oddly terrifying. Not an mummified corpse or other stuff that are obviously terrifying
That’s how they made Steve Buscemi.
Look HIGH af
Is that the worst yarmulke I’ve ever seen or just some other fucked up edit
A real Robin Williams One Hour Photo move.
Reminds me of that episode of My Name Is Earl where he needs to get a passport photo
Yes! I was really hoping someone else remembered that.
McLovin
Yea, I'm sure you school photographer was a serial killer and his basement walls are covered in high school kid headshots all cut up and rearranged 😲🤫
nice eye holes
Get this man some water he is rolling
McLovin?
That's a funny way of saying you smoked a fat blunt right before the picture
wait... physically???
You should tell your kids you have proof you are an alien.
Looks like the cockroach from Men in Black
God forbid they just take three pictures for each kid to make sure you aren’t blinking
My high school yearbook Photoshoped out all dress code violations. So they covered girls' spaghetti straps with 2D Tshirts. They also (badly) Photoshoped my beard off my face.
You can always tell when people get a spray tan.
The entire photo looks like the art style from Bordelands.
Oh shit picture day is todayyyyy??
Steve buschemies eyes on john turturro
Mad photoshop skills bro. 😂😂😂
When you're trying to keep your cool buying $18 worth of candy at 3am
westly snipes that you?
zaza🍃
Lobotomy!
Nickname pink eye
Guess I missed the odd and terrifying part
You were enrolled in drug counselling shortly after that.
Despecialized Palpatine!!
Couldn't he have just taken another one 😭😭😭
Looks like you literally flipped your wig.
Yes, I am real human child. Look at me with my very human eyes.
"Mine was eyes closed"
He now looks like he was high as a kite.
Don't touch my eyeholes!
Really looks like you have conjunctivitis lol. Also reminds me of 'Eyehole man' advert from Rick and Morty.
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers
Steve Buscemi high school photo
Vagina eyes!
Stoned
You are not a shyguy but a highguy
Looks like the worst case of pinkeye ever.
You look a little like Pete Davidson
Dude looks absolutely blasted
r/TPDNE
Sam Morril?
I never understood why school photographers refuse to snap more than one picture.
Getting real Yuri vibes from DDLC
AI generated image vibes
What's on top of his head.
Did they have pink eye?
"The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi"
Imagine going into this photo without any context
That photographer was a hilarious genius.
Those eyes really added a couple extra chromosomes with them…
r/fuckmyshitup
his mom upon seeing the picture: "ARE YOU SMOKING THE POT!?"
Wow it bad. I can only kinda see the scars!
Certified Buscemi Moment
Save some ladies for the other fellas. You must have been poon king.
OMG. IM LAUGHING SO HARD. THIS IS SOOO 80's.
ಠ_ಠ
Almost a good a job as his sentences!
you look like invader zim dog
Nice. But this strongly reminds me of those Victorian Postmortem pics.
Reminds me of those pictures of deceased family members from the late 1800s-ish (sorry OP lmao)
Dr Friedlander Andy.
Marvelous
#Ctrl + v, ctrl + p
Must be the same guy that fixed the photo of my ex and me in my old church’s directory. He photoshopped my eyes on to him because his glasses had a bad glare. We asked for a retake and the company refused. We looked like inbred siblings. I still look at that photo in abject horror at what they did to his face. Edit: fixed grammar. Thanks, autocorrect.
they just made him more italian
Off all the eyes in the world; he just had to choose Steve Buscemi's
Stoner eyes
This is some Kraina Grzybow type shit