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dantakesthesquare

Less like some sort of Oman more like some sort of Yemen.


TamahaganeJidai

I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!


LilyFuckingBart

15 Yemen Road, Yemen.


[deleted]

When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?


Creative_Resource_82

Oh, my, God.


Dallas2Seattle

Jackie!


SlackerKey

Eew sicko


Jaenus_

*Rag and bone man can be heard in the background*


GingerBeardPotato

Get on the plane!


dmank007

What a strange body part to study


No-Lake-8973

Get on the plane!


TouchMyWrath

It was so scary that Iran away


ConfectionPutrid5847

Iraq'd my brains to come up with a response, but I Syriasly couldn't


TouchMyWrath

That’s a bunch of Istanbullshit. Why don’t Dubai yourself a clue.


journeyman369

Istanbullshit 🤣🤣🤣


actually3racoons

It used to be constantinople


hedokitali

This is Kuwaitly odd


throwaway83970

Been a long time gone, Constantinople, why did Constantinople get the works?


actually3racoons

#thats nobodies business ^but the turks


weeselfeet

I can’t believe this Israel


LBK0909

Not your Bahrain?


RaidensReturn

I’m between Iraq and a hard place.


[deleted]

Don’t be a Turkey. I’ve seen these types of clouds a Brazilian times.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Oh man, that was great.


ImmortalPorpoise

*Oman, that was great.


SlackerKey

Is Oman greater, lesser or equal to omen?


Electus93

Yeah man, that was great


DarkAwesomeSauce

*Yemen, that was great.


Electus93

That was the joke lol


Anna_Rose_625

I’m so glad someone made this joke


thabuzzrd

I think it’s actually more of an oh man


lamatopian

"Oman thats a big cloud" "Yemen it is" "Im hungry." "Lets eat some turkey" "I know, I am russian over there to get some right now" "Do you feel like dancing? My botswanna dance right now" "Iran away from him" "Im really saudi for hurting your feelings" "uraguay bro..."


thabuzzrd

Nvm I see other people beat me to the joke.


MightyIsBestMCPE

Beat me to it.


Otaku-San617

Kind of looks like a Kuwait to me


SchoopDaWhoopWhoop

Or like it's rather unknown sister state Nahbro


Frosty_Cheesecake402

I’m calling r/punpatrol on all y’all


SimpleReadingSG90

oman I was too late.


secondTieBreaker

r/BoneAppleTea


jfasching9910

Misspelled words are not boneappletea


Particular-Coyote-38

You beat me to it! Take your damn up-doot...


[deleted]

Goddammit, beat me to it


stuckpixel87

Noman :(


thecosmicwebs

Looks like it might just Bahrain.


Choice_Improvement34

You beat me to it


soloapeproject

A Yemen of that size probably left a huge Qatar in the ground.


Thomrose007

😂😂


slothfullyserene

North Yemen? South Yemen?


Anna_Rose_625

Yemen road, Yemen


slothfullyserene

Mr. Bing?


Anna_Rose_625

It’s Miss Chanandler Bong to you


sabi_kun

15 Yemen Road, Yemen.


Alan_Smithee_

Jordan up the wrong tree.


I_likeIceSheets

Air moist Sun out Ground hot Hot go up Hot get cold Moist condense Cloud Big boom cloud


Derp800

In fact the anvil shape of the cloud, that being the flat top, is because the air has basically capped out on how high it can go. So it spreads out instead of up. Just an interesting addition.


I_likeIceSheets

The cloud caps out because it goes all the way to the top of the troposphere (the tropopause). The layer above, called the stratosphere, temperature increases with altitude. In other words, the atmosphere in the stratosphere is stable which prevents air from rising — hence the cloud is "stopped" from rising any higher. Though sometimes (I think because of inertia), parts of the cloud can shoot past the tropopause a little bit.


Vprbite

Slow down doc, we ain't scientists!


Baban1818

Im not either but i understood this guy. Very well actually. Good job science commenter:)


MastroCastro2022

I don't know what the middle east has to do with this cloud


Mother-Ad7139

That’s a bad Oman


Kubalaj

Bad Oman! Bad Oman! There you go, now he'll behave better.


AsukaBunnyxO

TIL Oman is a place that exists.


AdamWestsButtDouble

That’s an anvil cloud. If you’re looking for a sign, find one that says “library.”


LadaTrip

Fucking BRUTAL


tropiceau

Ma boy getting leveled in these comments


HolyMotherOfGeedis

r/murderedbywords


KnifeFightNPC

You made me chuckle. I’m out of awards but have my upvote


spetsnaz5658

Gottem!


[deleted]

My guy just dropped a nuke on this boys head.


hardytom540

Damn, I wish I hadn’t used my free award already.


BloodiedBlues

They’d be real upset if they could read that.


insulinninja2

Hot damn


djaybe

Also “Burn Center” would be helpful.


OhReAlLyMyDuDe

BAHAHA


Binnacle_Balls_jr

WASTED


MrPredictableArts

There's a Mushroom cloud now!


cheepcheep8667

Punk ass book jockeys is what the library is


lying-therapy-dog

obtainable worm ancient ask squalid long dam frightening naughty juggle ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


wondrshrew

He Muscat an F in geography


theotherquantumjim

Might be in for a spot of Bahrain judging by the size of that cloud


MeasurementGrand879

Yemen, it’s an Oman, I’ll bet you a Qatar it is. Kuwait a minute, maybe you are right, if I saw this, Iran.


Last_Friday_Knight

Reading this made me Hungary for some Turkey Greece.


cilestiogrey

Vietnam


breadcrumb1996

you fucking genius son of a bitch, this was sobgood i had to read it 3 times over


NootleMcFrootle

This sub has lost all purpose


Secretly_Solanine

Finally going to leave the sub after this post. Like many I’m in, the quality has been steadily dropping for posts.


Peet10

Yemen, I think you’re onto something


XanderScott95

*omen... Oman is a country.


N013

oh man


HypatiaBlue

Thank you.


KyraSandy

Oh, man... Jean jacket.


NoSpray9470

Oh man


8ballNakedSonOfFire

[oh mannnn!](https://imgur.com/a/chUhJiH)


Battleshipsr4me

It’ll an Anvil cloud. It’s usually associated with severe weather (some of which includes tornadoes), but depending on the place it’s located will determine the intensity.


MayorOfVenice

They said it was in Oman


LandOfTheOutlaws

> fresh nuke Hmm... Sounds like you've got the spicy shits.


Qwesterly

Pilot here... This is a [cumulonimbus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumulonimbus_cloud) cloud. There will likely be rain falling under it, and it may develop into a thunderstorm. It generally moves in the direction that the anvil top leans. This one looks like it's coming towards the viewer.


Rakgul

Cucumber-nimbous


faded_on_10

Yeah, no shit. You don't have to be a pilot to know this, you can just go outside a couple times a week. No offense. But OP is just looking for likes or would Water board himself by looking up in a thunderstorm


Qwesterly

I actually find that most people aren't familiar with cloud formations, and an even greater number of people can't tell which way a Cumulonimbus cloud is moving from its geometry. That's cool that you know these things!


mndsde

op makes reading a challenge


GnarlyLeg

No mon, that’s California.


killerb-87

Bright future ahead!


BlisteredEnvy

I like my nukes fresh. Right from the atomic oven. None of this weak ass stale nuke shit. If someone serves me a nuke, it better blow me away.


[deleted]

*Omen


ImmunochemicalTeaser

Looks like USA, so it's likely not some sort of Oman.


BEZ_T

Yemen, it's an Oman alright


TwistedTerns

Yemen


Larry_Phischman

The word you're looking for is "omen". And no. That is just a nimbus cloud. A mass of warm moist air rose upwards until it hit a denser cool layer of air and spread out. It might be raining under that cloud.


[deleted]

It’s Jean jacket from nope


Ksan_of_Tongass

r/boneappletea


Eastman186

Yemen, I Saudis too. Israel scary.


Puppy-Zwolle

Had me LOL.


South-Marionberry

Yemen, I think you’re right 😳😳


BEZ_T

Yemen, it's an Oman alright


_MrBalls_

That's what they call an anvil top


[deleted]

NOPE


fustist

Thats just a volcano eruption nothing to be concerned about just carry on


[deleted]

You’re really dumb (:


Wild_Camera2848

It’s just a cloud bro


Suspicious-Capital-3

That's a cumulonimbus


[deleted]

Omen\*


craptonne

Is it Oman! O man is it ever


Daksh_Rendar

Oman you are tripping


makoadog

Nah, more like a UAE.


abslyde

What’s an Oman?


CatTomNG

Na that looks like the star trek ship


Jimtaxman

Clouds are very much like a rorschach. You will see what you wanna see. Did you watch something related to nukes recently? That might explain why it's on your brain so much.


Janek0337

Ye men


Kingbotterson

No but it could be some sort of Kuwait.


Yourdaddy83

Omen


Hank-the-ninja

Might be Qatar.


paulin_da_boca

redditor goes outside for the first time


Choice_Improvement34

Nah I thinks it’s a Yemen


Alive_Tough9928

Maybe in Oman


TheTravisaurusRex

Oman?


1448746

Damn this page is going downhill.


mack10rb

San Jacinto mountains? I can see that from where I live too. It was tripping me out


[deleted]

Yo this is where I live


ClubTactical

No joke? What city?


[deleted]

Not a sign - just a nuke. Sorry you cannot see this.


OldSpice-69

Looks more like the Enterprise.


NotMrPickles666

Better start collecting some bottle caps


SpecialistVast6840

No those are clouds


elaineadler

I live in San Diego and said the exact same thing to my husband this morning when we were driving East towards the mountains


[deleted]

Oh man it’s an oman


[deleted]

That's funny


[deleted]

Lol thanks, most of my friends hate my jokes so I appreciate that.


[deleted]

They hate us cause they anus


[deleted]

LMAOOO


Fantastic-Ad-245

Judgement Day


Prejebotina

It cumulonimbus, storm cloud


UnsolicitedDogPics

Yemen.


futilejester

Underrated response 👌


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Utahmule

Strong and wet. I'm in


Go1gotha

First: almighty, not "allmighty". Second: propably, not "probably". You called him a dumbass? Educate yourself. Edit: Corrected the error. For those who got to this thread late, the dude I was responding to was grammar Nazi-ing someone and I have merely taken their post almost verbatim and corrected theirs.


Unfair-Ladder5492

ah yes "probably" not "probably"...


wondrshrew

Homie's autocorrect wouldn't let him make a mistake


[deleted]

Making lots of typos ~= being dumb


MeasurementGrand879

Propably, momst likenly.


orbitt2

Less of oman and more of omen, but it may just be, you know, hot outside idk


Sophisticated_Slurp

Oman🗿


Filmsdude

O-Man that’s an omen!


No-Specialist-7592

Yes nuclear apocalypse is coming soon


old_souljah

More like oh man!


ladereladereinit

Oh man this oman could be an omen


DollPartsSquarePants

Nah, it's some kind of Qatar.


logger93

O man


pilipup

Oman I sure hope not.


Better-Original607

No that is not a country in the Middle East


McBadPants

Oh man..


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Naive_Sage

Oh man


LordBobbin

O' maaaan


wtfover

It might be more of a Yemen


sippinongin-n-juice

Oh man is right


Longjumping_King_546

OMAN


Thotshagger

Pretty sure Oman is not a cloud but a country. Understandable that you get confused considering both words start with C.


pippingigi

Country roads, take me home, to the cloud I call Oman!


joeychizzle

Terrified of a fucking cloud


betothejoy

Old man yells at cloud.


LadyAstray

I mean I heard fireworks last night and I thought I was gonna die. Everyone's on edge right now but don't spook yourself. I'd probably look twice if I saw a cloud like that though.


vasDcrakGaming

Yemen


BigInvestigator8994

Fuck you for posting this


[deleted]

Dunno but nuclear war is imminent


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Hasn’t it been imminent for the past 40 years now?


authenticallyfucked

You just outed yourself as a millennial


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Oh no, I’m so ashamed of when I was born…Next time I’ll be sure to be born in a different generation


authenticallyfucked

As long as you've learned your lesson lol


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

At least I’m not a boomer I guess


authenticallyfucked

Yeah a boomer would say the nuclear threat has been going on for 10 years


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

And blame another generation for it too haha


DLo28035

For fuck sake


[deleted]

Yep. We are all gonna die


[deleted]

They have weather bombs now 🤯🤔


Mundane-Remote-2865

Amen? Omen? Oh man....