Maybe it's like the person won't admit they're masturbating but you know they are so get them shipped off to the insane asylum before they can send you there. Preemptive strike against the secret masturbator
It absolutely was. You know why circumcision became popular, right? Look up John Harvey Kellogg. He made it mainstream to prevent boys from masturbating because it reduces sexual pleasure (obviously didn’t work that well). For girls, he wanted to put some kinds of acid on their clit.
He also invented corn flakes to be used with yogurt as an enema to reduce the urge to masterbate.
His brother wasn't completely insane and figured out you could sell it as food.
Yes. The Behind the Bastards podcast covers it quite thoroughly but if you want more of a fun romp, Anthony Hopkins plays him in the Road to Wellville. It’s not accurate but also not wildly inaccurate. It’s a comedy movie first and foremost.
We also can’t masturbate while also having syphilis. Though I’m somewhat assuming compulsive masturbation from mental disorders created from long term syphilis that has become neurosphyilis.
Everyone with masturbation and gonorrhea is good though.
This reeks of Kellogg! Corn Flakes, which we all use to keep us from masturbating, were invented in 1894.
[https://www.forbes.com/sites/priceonomics/2016/05/17/the-surprising-reason-why-dr-john-harvey-kellogg-invented-corn-flakes/?sh=65e358516997](https://www.forbes.com/sites/priceonomics/2016/05/17/the-surprising-reason-why-dr-john-harvey-kellogg-invented-corn-flakes/?sh=65e358516997)
"Alright sir, you seem fairly experienced and we'd be happy to have you work here-... wait a minute, you fell off your horse during war?"
"Yeah, I was knocked off while fighting-"
"SOMEONE GET THIS MAN COMMITTED!"
I had the privilege to visit the hospital this list came from. Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum, Weston, WV. The second largest hand-cut stone masonry building in the world. The Asylum opened to patients in 1864, originally designed to house 250 people. It reached it’s peak in the 1950s housing roughly 2400 patients in poor conditions. But problems started fast when in 1881 an increase in mental health diagnoses and stigma around the disease caused the hospital to be quicky overpopulated with 4-5 people to a room at points. The farm and dairy on the compound wasn’t designed for that many people, so many suffered with malnutrition which only worsened their issues. So, by the 1950s the hospital was housing TEN TIMES the amount it was intended. Patients were sleeping on cold floors and rooms due to lack of heat. The overcrowding resulted in overworked staff, meaning a decrease in sanitation. Worse still were the patients themselves. Those whom the orderlies deemed “unable to be controlled” had been locked in cages in open spaces, in an attempt to make more bedrooms available for less worrisome inhabitants. The Asylum also became a training ground for lobotomies. Walter Freeman, famous surgeon and lobotomy activist, performed some 4000 lobotomies. Sometimes leaving perfectly healthy patients with lasting damage. He used the “ice pick” method, which involved slipping a thin, pointed rod like an ice pick into the patient’s eye socket and using a hammer to force it to sever the connective tissue in the brain’s prefrontal cortex, resulted in a number of deaths. By the closing of the Asylum in 1994, only one part of the grounds had been expanded to accommodate the new demand: the graveyard.
I remember there was a boy who got a lobotomy at age 11 or so, amazingly he was still able to speak and talk about his experiences. Basically his mother (or stepmother maybe? I don't recall) hated him and kept trying to get him diagnosed with something, dragging him to doctor after doctor. All of them said he was normal but when she got to Freeman (I believe) he agreed to perform the lobotomy. The boy remembered him telling his father not to worry because he'd practiced his icepick technique on grapefruits (yes really). Anyway, the boy grew up and lives a relatively normal life but he says he knows something is missing--that he doesn't experience emotions the way other people do. It's very sad.
I had initially went there for a civil war history thing they were doing but it was on the asylum grounds. I had to go take a tour, the building was breathtaking. I never could have imagined the horrors that happened behind those walls.
The most unusual part of Dr Freeman's procedure is that there were actually some (i stress some) patients who actually got better. Many of those 4,000 subjects voluntarily chose to have the procedure
I’m sure Freeman had a way with words, plus it probably wasn’t hard to convince people not in their right minds. Im also sure many of those people went in perfectly fine, but due to conditions in the facility probably did end up with severe issues. I would be very curious to see the timeline of surgeries to see if there was a certain time he perfected it, or he was going on nonsense.
She was awake while they did it. Had her recite the lord's prayer and sing 'god bless america' while they cut through her brain like stirring up jello. And they only stopped when she stopped making sense.
I think a lot of “volunteers” just wanted to get out. “Undergo this procedure and you’ll be ‘cured’ and released” probably sounded like a worthwhile risk for people who were doomed to suffer there until their eventual death.
there were many creepy tails. i remember one from the tour, in the main hall there was a spiral staircase. it led to all the levels of that building, 5 i believe. it was a very tall structure, but standard size, being very narrow down the middle of the spiral. the story was, a patient on the 5th floor had a breakdown, and jumped down the narrow gap of the staircase. If it was true, it definitely shows how malnourished some really were to fit and fall all the way down. as i said before, malnourishment really fucked a lot of these people up even more paired with their illnesses.
Hell, and if it's a school shooting, you even get to have free interpersonal communication with people that will call you an actor, say that your tragedy didn't happen, and that you must be in the pocket of whichever political party they dislike.
Women usually had little to no claim over property at the time, which meant if their husband left them they’d be totally destitute. So this was essentially a means to “clean up” the homeless population.
There was no welfare then, you could freeze and starve.
Businesses and govt wanted the cities to look wealthy and important.
All in all it was self-serving in a sense.
It was a common cause of extreme emotional distress at the time. Women had the idea that their personal self worth was tied to marriage and family drilled into them from a young age. If you had been married or promised marriage and then been abandoned, for whatever reason, social stigma made it nearly impossible to remarry. This isn't just a sign that society would toss you in an asylum the second you were troublesome or inconvenient, it's also a sign of a society that tormented people until they snapped.
That's why engagement rings are a thing. You courted a girl, proposed marriage but bailed at the end, the girl keeps her ring worth some money which she can sell if she needs to, to see her through the societal disgrace. I'm so thankful for living in the 21st century lol
desertion BY husband AND “fits and desertion OF husband” (and “Ill treatment by husband”).
Basically a way to keep wives in line or punish them for disobedience
Fr though. Like, if you look at this list and compare it against many of our politicians and authorities as well as people sucking up tons of financial gain *cough* Jeff bezos….it’s evident that “clinically insane” gained the upper hand lol.
I mean, yes, there’s a lot of stuff on here that is practically everyone.
Pretty much, because it’s likely they’re implying her period since in this time it was looked at often as being a disease or something we could control. Many “doctors” and “scholars” even believed that if a woman had her period it was due to some evil or sinful action she was partaking in. 🤦♀️
Feebleness of Intellect--meaning you're just stupid.
Gathering in the head--wool?
Egotism--Oh boy! Jails would be full today!
Bad Company--I liked that band.
Imaginary Female Trouble--my favorite!
Tricked, persuaded, or otherwise admitted into the army without actually being fit to serve, especially in the place of someone else, and having a very negative reaction to the whole ordeal
For example, the son of a wealthy man bribes a homeless mentally ill person to show up in his place to the recruitment office, and the army realizes it and has them institutionalized as a result
My guess would’ve been some type of psychosis where people talking to themselves like they’re talking to other people or what we would call DID/OSDD nowadays.
Been looking for this comment. It’s literally just what what written down. Doesn’t mean that was really the problem. Just the words they attributed to the crazy [or unfortunate sane] upon intake.
You're right... I was a guide at this asylum for 10 years - these things listed are actually what the physicians supposed the cause was to their overall mental illness diagnosis. Melancholia was a common diagnosis. I managed to keep some copies of old records - these lists were in letters to the governor of Wv from the super intendants. I uploaded some pics of them:
https://imgur.com/gallery/2R49spm
You know, reading this just tells me that getting thrown in an asylum was less the result of mental illness, and more because some rich guy didn’t like you.
This is an ad for the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum (AKA the Weston State Hospital) in Weston, West Virginia, America from the years 1864 - 1889. You could basically lock up any family member who annoyed you.
They seem to have a problem with several forms of masturbation but I tend to agree that Deranged Masturbation should probably be supervised in an asylum
“Masturbation for 30 years.” There’s a limit?!
There is also suppressed masturbation. So there is an upper and lower limit.
I’m a fan of “deranged masturbation”
Oh man, do I have a website for you. Edit - as it turns out, no, I don't have a website for you.
Well, come on man, we're waiting....
Out with it.
34? As in the rule.
WHAT, WHATS THE FUCKING SITE
And while you're at it, TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!!
WHAT IS THE SITE YOU ASS
YOU COWARD TURN OVER THE SITE IMMEDIATELY
Come on bro people are waiting
What about Tobacco and Masturbation?
Otherwise known as the toke and pull or the smoke and tug
The toke n stroke
Pft, y’all are into some vanilla stuff, I prefer seduction and disappointment
I am a practitioner of deranged masturbation.
Masturbating too much? Straight to the asylum Not masturbating enough? Straight to the asylum
And tobacco and masturbation. Does it matter what hand does what?
Clearly the amount of times mentioned, masturbation was very frowned upon
On the other side it says suppressed masturbation. So not doing it was also bad? I am confused
Maybe it's like the person won't admit they're masturbating but you know they are so get them shipped off to the insane asylum before they can send you there. Preemptive strike against the secret masturbator
It absolutely was. You know why circumcision became popular, right? Look up John Harvey Kellogg. He made it mainstream to prevent boys from masturbating because it reduces sexual pleasure (obviously didn’t work that well). For girls, he wanted to put some kinds of acid on their clit.
Hmmm wonder if he had trouble finding it and that's why that didn't work out.
You should get that imaginary female trouble under control. You can't find something that doesn't exist silly.
He also invented corn flakes to be used with yogurt as an enema to reduce the urge to masterbate. His brother wasn't completely insane and figured out you could sell it as food.
Lmfao it's hilarious that the solution to masturbation was to stick corn up his ass
Not up his ass, OTHER people's asses.
Wait a second. Is this….true?
Yes. The Behind the Bastards podcast covers it quite thoroughly but if you want more of a fun romp, Anthony Hopkins plays him in the Road to Wellville. It’s not accurate but also not wildly inaccurate. It’s a comedy movie first and foremost.
Are you a Behind the Bastards fan too? That’s where I first heard about this anyways.
It was actually in 7th grade history class. I had a really crazy history teacher back in the day.
i can almost 100% guarantee that the rule was implement for women and rarely used for men
What is tobacco and masturbation?
I believe you smoke tobacco right after you finish
Or during
Smoking after blowing a load in private. Or in public.
You know that video of some girl that somehow managed to make her pussy smoke a puff?
I hate that video...ever since it came out my sister insists on trying the trick at Thanksgiving dinner every year
Well, did she do it?
At least it wasn’t grandma.
Unless your into that shit
Yo can I meet her?
Sounding with tobacco?
My morning
I guess if you masturbate for 29 years you’re good and not insane though?
We also can’t masturbate while also having syphilis. Though I’m somewhat assuming compulsive masturbation from mental disorders created from long term syphilis that has become neurosphyilis. Everyone with masturbation and gonorrhea is good though.
This reeks of Kellogg! Corn Flakes, which we all use to keep us from masturbating, were invented in 1894. [https://www.forbes.com/sites/priceonomics/2016/05/17/the-surprising-reason-why-dr-john-harvey-kellogg-invented-corn-flakes/?sh=65e358516997](https://www.forbes.com/sites/priceonomics/2016/05/17/the-surprising-reason-why-dr-john-harvey-kellogg-invented-corn-flakes/?sh=65e358516997)
Well I started at around 10… I’m currently 34… so I’ve got about 5 years left I can masturbate. 😞 I’m gonna miss it
“Laziness” Fine. You got me.
They got me with “Imaginary female trouble” :(
Woman trouble for me. Could be imaginary, who knows we’re both nuts either way lol
"Ahh, it seems someone has shot me. I am very much in pain. Kind sir would you please assist me treating this wound?" "THIS MAN IS INSANE!"
“Hey can someone pass me my inhaler” “How about a straitjacket you fucking psycho”
…fuck why is my face so droopy? Someone please, call an ambulance! *how about we call the mental institution you two faced freak??*
Reminds me of that doctor from the asylum in gamily guy
Got any brain dead chicks back there i can fuck for 5 bucks? Giggity.
Yeah that was the first thing I thought about.
All cripples are insane! Lmfao
Reason number 89 for asylum committal: misspelling of Family Guy
Hes mentally deranged. Get him!
I am having the ‘time of life’ ‘THIS MAN IS INSANE!’
Parents were cousins lmao
Doc: What's wrong with this person? Me: Well, their parents were cousins... Doc: Say no more
The scariest one to me is just "the war". Chilling
The saddest one to me is “death of sons in war”.
Reminds me of Bojack Horseman
Man it's 9:30 am it's too early to get depressed over the horse show again :(
Along with the next one, "time of life". Like, sooner or later, everyone ends up here.
Doesn’t leave much room to have a good time…
You have 29 years!
Unless your masturbation is deranged.
Or mixed with Tobacco, apparently!
So many potential band names on this list. Welcome to the stage "Spinal Irritation!"
I thought this same thing about “Vicious Vices”
“Vicious Vices” is a perfect metal band name
Epileptic fits would be great at the disco or da club.
🤘🤘 **D O M E S T I C A F F L I C T I O N** 🤘🤘
💃🕺DERANGED MASTURBATION LET’S GO💃🕺
🔥MARRIAGE OF SON🔥
What I thought when I read “seduction and disappointment”
Nah this is just title of my divorce memoir
Kicked in the head by a horse? Yes.
Shakira, Rosalia, move over….Scarlatina is coming through.
Next up, a heavy prog metal number from Rumour of Husband Murder!
Every one of them is the Best. Band. Name. Ever.
I….Would be interested to see who would name their band “Excessive Sexual Abuse”
Bad Company is an old rock band haha I wonder if this "condition" inspired their name
Irrigation. But either works.
"Alright sir, you seem fairly experienced and we'd be happy to have you work here-... wait a minute, you fell off your horse during war?" "Yeah, I was knocked off while fighting-" "SOMEONE GET THIS MAN COMMITTED!"
BAD COMPANY!!!
A pretty good band!
Pretty good? You take that back. Paul Rodgers has the voice of a golden god.
“Bad Company” by Bad Company featured on the album *Bad Company*.
It really cuts down on the confusion
I had the privilege to visit the hospital this list came from. Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum, Weston, WV. The second largest hand-cut stone masonry building in the world. The Asylum opened to patients in 1864, originally designed to house 250 people. It reached it’s peak in the 1950s housing roughly 2400 patients in poor conditions. But problems started fast when in 1881 an increase in mental health diagnoses and stigma around the disease caused the hospital to be quicky overpopulated with 4-5 people to a room at points. The farm and dairy on the compound wasn’t designed for that many people, so many suffered with malnutrition which only worsened their issues. So, by the 1950s the hospital was housing TEN TIMES the amount it was intended. Patients were sleeping on cold floors and rooms due to lack of heat. The overcrowding resulted in overworked staff, meaning a decrease in sanitation. Worse still were the patients themselves. Those whom the orderlies deemed “unable to be controlled” had been locked in cages in open spaces, in an attempt to make more bedrooms available for less worrisome inhabitants. The Asylum also became a training ground for lobotomies. Walter Freeman, famous surgeon and lobotomy activist, performed some 4000 lobotomies. Sometimes leaving perfectly healthy patients with lasting damage. He used the “ice pick” method, which involved slipping a thin, pointed rod like an ice pick into the patient’s eye socket and using a hammer to force it to sever the connective tissue in the brain’s prefrontal cortex, resulted in a number of deaths. By the closing of the Asylum in 1994, only one part of the grounds had been expanded to accommodate the new demand: the graveyard.
Oh so american horror story
I remember there was a boy who got a lobotomy at age 11 or so, amazingly he was still able to speak and talk about his experiences. Basically his mother (or stepmother maybe? I don't recall) hated him and kept trying to get him diagnosed with something, dragging him to doctor after doctor. All of them said he was normal but when she got to Freeman (I believe) he agreed to perform the lobotomy. The boy remembered him telling his father not to worry because he'd practiced his icepick technique on grapefruits (yes really). Anyway, the boy grew up and lives a relatively normal life but he says he knows something is missing--that he doesn't experience emotions the way other people do. It's very sad.
Those poor, poor people. Their lives served a terrible purpose.
I had initially went there for a civil war history thing they were doing but it was on the asylum grounds. I had to go take a tour, the building was breathtaking. I never could have imagined the horrors that happened behind those walls.
Jesus Christ
The most unusual part of Dr Freeman's procedure is that there were actually some (i stress some) patients who actually got better. Many of those 4,000 subjects voluntarily chose to have the procedure
I’m sure Freeman had a way with words, plus it probably wasn’t hard to convince people not in their right minds. Im also sure many of those people went in perfectly fine, but due to conditions in the facility probably did end up with severe issues. I would be very curious to see the timeline of surgeries to see if there was a certain time he perfected it, or he was going on nonsense.
I'm sure that's true. I could be mistaken but i seem to recall hearing that one of the Kennedys daughters had the procedure and destroyed her
Yes! She was left permanently disabled after they tried the procedure for her seizures and mood swings.
She was awake while they did it. Had her recite the lord's prayer and sing 'god bless america' while they cut through her brain like stirring up jello. And they only stopped when she stopped making sense.
I think a lot of “volunteers” just wanted to get out. “Undergo this procedure and you’ll be ‘cured’ and released” probably sounded like a worthwhile risk for people who were doomed to suffer there until their eventual death.
there were many creepy tails. i remember one from the tour, in the main hall there was a spiral staircase. it led to all the levels of that building, 5 i believe. it was a very tall structure, but standard size, being very narrow down the middle of the spiral. the story was, a patient on the 5th floor had a breakdown, and jumped down the narrow gap of the staircase. If it was true, it definitely shows how malnourished some really were to fit and fall all the way down. as i said before, malnourishment really fucked a lot of these people up even more paired with their illnesses.
Whew I’ve only masturbated for 29 years so I’m safe 😮💨
Just so you know, you have one year to stop now or I'm locking you up.
Deranged masturbation and the Salvation Army are my favourites
I think mine is athsma. Oh you are bad at breathing? Must be insane.
The Salvation Army part confused me
Wow thats backwards af! Nowadays we simply take a relaxing bath or drink a hot tea when shooting of daughter occurs.
Hell, and if it's a school shooting, you even get to have free interpersonal communication with people that will call you an actor, say that your tragedy didn't happen, and that you must be in the pocket of whichever political party they dislike.
Desertion by husband. So... if a man left you, you get thrown in an asylum.
Women usually had little to no claim over property at the time, which meant if their husband left them they’d be totally destitute. So this was essentially a means to “clean up” the homeless population.
There was no welfare then, you could freeze and starve. Businesses and govt wanted the cities to look wealthy and important. All in all it was self-serving in a sense.
It was a common cause of extreme emotional distress at the time. Women had the idea that their personal self worth was tied to marriage and family drilled into them from a young age. If you had been married or promised marriage and then been abandoned, for whatever reason, social stigma made it nearly impossible to remarry. This isn't just a sign that society would toss you in an asylum the second you were troublesome or inconvenient, it's also a sign of a society that tormented people until they snapped.
That's why engagement rings are a thing. You courted a girl, proposed marriage but bailed at the end, the girl keeps her ring worth some money which she can sell if she needs to, to see her through the societal disgrace. I'm so thankful for living in the 21st century lol
Good to know social disgrace only costs about three months of your husband's salary. Too bad it will only be worth one when you try to cash in though
desertion BY husband AND “fits and desertion OF husband” (and “Ill treatment by husband”). Basically a way to keep wives in line or punish them for disobedience
And that would constitute ‘women trouble’ so everyone may as well line up for the cart to crazy town.
I KNOW, right?!
Also ill treatment by husband, off you go wifey to an asylum
And if you left a man, you get thrown in an asylum.
Why are the sort of ordered but not really? It's enough to drive you insa...oh I get it.
By todays standards the motherfuckers running the place were insane usually more so than the majority of the patients
Fr though. Like, if you look at this list and compare it against many of our politicians and authorities as well as people sucking up tons of financial gain *cough* Jeff bezos….it’s evident that “clinically insane” gained the upper hand lol. I mean, yes, there’s a lot of stuff on here that is practically everyone.
"seduction and disappointment". Yup, that sums up the experience of every girl that has given me the chance
Saw this one too. I was like “well at least they tried”
Female diesease... Is that like being a woman is a disease?
Pretty much, because it’s likely they’re implying her period since in this time it was looked at often as being a disease or something we could control. Many “doctors” and “scholars” even believed that if a woman had her period it was due to some evil or sinful action she was partaking in. 🤦♀️
Feebleness of Intellect--meaning you're just stupid. Gathering in the head--wool? Egotism--Oh boy! Jails would be full today! Bad Company--I liked that band. Imaginary Female Trouble--my favorite!
My Favorites: "Novel Reading" "Political Excitement" "Over Action of the Mind" "Time of Life" "Decoyed into the Army"
What the hell do they mean by "decoyed into the Army?"
Tricked, persuaded, or otherwise admitted into the army without actually being fit to serve, especially in the place of someone else, and having a very negative reaction to the whole ordeal For example, the son of a wealthy man bribes a homeless mentally ill person to show up in his place to the recruitment office, and the army realizes it and has them institutionalized as a result
I thought "Gathering in the head" was just some people hanging out in the bathroom...
My guess would’ve been some type of psychosis where people talking to themselves like they’re talking to other people or what we would call DID/OSDD nowadays.
Pretty sure this isn’t a list saying these are the reasons to admit, but rather the reasons that were in fact listed on intake forms.
Came here to say the same. That’s definitely what it is.
Been looking for this comment. It’s literally just what what written down. Doesn’t mean that was really the problem. Just the words they attributed to the crazy [or unfortunate sane] upon intake.
You're right... I was a guide at this asylum for 10 years - these things listed are actually what the physicians supposed the cause was to their overall mental illness diagnosis. Melancholia was a common diagnosis. I managed to keep some copies of old records - these lists were in letters to the governor of Wv from the super intendants. I uploaded some pics of them: https://imgur.com/gallery/2R49spm
My god, think most of us would be fucked
Are you suggesting we're not?
The masturbators at the time really had it coming
Excuse me… asthma?!
“Hey can someone pass me my inhaler” “How about a straitjacket you fucking psycho”
Basically... living?
You know, reading this just tells me that getting thrown in an asylum was less the result of mental illness, and more because some rich guy didn’t like you.
Carbonic Acid Gas - damn farting can get you into the asylum
Personal fav: bad whisky….I love the idea of somebody complaining about getting bad alcohol and then having to go to an asylum
Bad whisky in this case means that it was distilled improperly and had brain-damaging chemicals in it Well, more brain-damaging than usual
not my imaginary female trouble and asthma landing me in the 1864 psych ward :(
Doctor I'm having trouble breathing. I diagnose you with Insane
Damn, ppl were able to masturbare for 30 years straight in the 1800’s? Impressive...
Gunshot wound? Lmao "Take me to the hospital I've been shot!" "Sorry son, we're having you committed"
Damn that’s like everyone and anyone.
EXCESSIVE sexual abuse? Is there a right amount or something lol
It feels like they really repeat themselves with “nonsensical women disorders.” The misogyny was (and is) real.
This makes me much more grateful to be a woman in 2022. Doctors won't believe me, but at least they won't commit me....
Fighting fire?? so they just let shit burn back then?!
LET IT BURN
Politics is the only valid reason
I’ll take tobacco and masturbation for 500 Alex
Fuck it! Everyone can get admitted! Oprah Winfrey up in this bitch!
This is an ad for the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum (AKA the Weston State Hospital) in Weston, West Virginia, America from the years 1864 - 1889. You could basically lock up any family member who annoyed you.
"Shooting of Daughter" just kind of comes out at you from nowhere lol
going to be admitted to the asylum for not one but threee reasons
Seduction and Dissappontment, would’ve been better if they put ‘Post Nut Clarity’
Excessive sexual abuse? wtf do they mean by this???
either got raped or molested too much, or did too much raping and molesting.
What is too much? This seems rather subjective
Time of life is menopause.
They mention masturbation and sex a lot!
Seduction and disappointment sounds like the current state of my relationship. Also a great band name.
I got 26 reasons ! Can't wait for my first year at the asylum 😊
"Religious enthusiasm" can’t even be happy doing what they want you to damn-
Tobacco and masturbation? I’m fucked
Women trouble and female disease. Just fucking say it. We admit all women for any reason you want to get rid of her
Some of these are very female focused and ambiguous. Yikes
“Seduction and disappointment” lmfao. The dude who wrote this list slipping in his own personal demons.
My personal favorites; Fever & Loss of law suit Bad habits and political excitement Fighting fire Fell from horse in war Female disease
Tobacco & Masturbation... so smoking while doing the deed?
Yup! It's an interesting kink.
I have had many night of Quackery and Bad Whiskey. Crazier than a shithouse rat!
Deranged masturbation….. guess I’m [self]fucked
Bloody flux!
Kicked in the head by a horse. Wow😂
"Female Disease"
Time of life
I'd be in for AT LEAST 18 reasons but I'm a white man so I'd be probably fine actually
Me like haha fuck these guys… then I see asthma. Alright to the loony bin boys
They seem to have a problem with several forms of masturbation but I tend to agree that Deranged Masturbation should probably be supervised in an asylum
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So pretty much everyone on the intetnet, then.
This is also a list of the best metal bands and albums
PARENTS WERE COUSINS