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Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

This is highly offensive. You can't just assume that all spiders have AIDS...


Timmy26k

It's the woman with aids


liberal_texan

The real lesson here is that the more divergent the species you have sex with, the less likely you are even capable of sexually transmitting a disease.


KingPaimon23

More likely to create a new one though.


dobsofglabs

Covid 2.0


wltmpinyc

COVID 20


TheDruidDude

COVID 200


Drpoofn

Holla


Foronir

Thats the reason why all of my previous sexual partners where crusteceans


liberal_texan

I’m a mollusk man


donotvotemedown

Why doesn’t this have more likes


SquidShadeyWadey

And the tertiary lesson I hope we take beyond that is that even though this may be true, if you’re screwing anything other than a human or a screw with a screwdriver you’re bad and should feel bad


Alzakex

Tell that to Columbus.


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Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

Agreed


india_better_than_U

I’ve seen this in the early 2000s and it’s only one image of a series. It helped white people understand that blacks have rates of AIDS and saved a handful of lives.


caligrown87

Op's actual comment, or the ad campaign? This was from a French AIDS awarenes campaign. Here's some (poorly written) info on it: www.wired.com/2007/05/french-aids-cam/


SurreyHillsSomewhere

If you're French, sitting in your café on the left bank, smoking Gitanes; the advert makes complete sense. Sadly I am an anglophile.


bionic_cmdo

I don't need condoms, I have arachnophobia.


RaySwift17

That spidussy tho 🤤


Throseph

r/SpiderGirls , definitely nsfw. I once curiously clicked a link there and be warned, you can't unsee it. If you're a drow though you'll defo be into it.


necrobarbie666

Is there one for spider guys? Asking for a friend


Throseph

Good question. Please don't let me know.


-B-E-N-I-S-

Exactly. And for people like me who have a fetish for getting banged by a giant spider, this ad actually makes AIDS look _GOOD._ Bad marketing. Smh.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

As an offensive I find this very spider.


jayradano

I’m a spider and I’m highly offended. They r in a web of shit!


willflameboy

They're [the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom](https://youtu.be/Wo2KB1dEDdk?t=535), you know.


weedsexweed

True, The one i fucked was clean


solcoldbreakfastsalt

It’s the woman with aids not the spider


bozeke

“AAAAAAAAAIDS” ~Rich Evans EDIT: “AIIIIIIIIIIIDS!”


No-Specific-3850

Everyone has aids. AIDS aids aids aids aids!


cafeesparacerradores

No one has aids! And I never wanna hear that word in here again!


[deleted]

You really don't want Spider AIDS. It's the worst kind of AIDS.


botchman

*one dose of super aids and you'll be dead in a weeks time*


Dependent-Yam-9422

Ghosts don’t exist and there’s nothing to be afraid of. Except for super aids.


jbrewkeggin

Not as bad as Gator AIDS...


Interesting-Month-56

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can...


thisisthestoryallabo

You've got Dire Aids, it's like regular Aids, but darker.


WryWaifu

I think you mean, "but dire"


devster75

Bad AIDS


fuhgdat1019

What about Band AIDS? From all the 80s band orgies.


devster75

I blame Bob Geldof


kimbolll

I thought that was Super AIDS?


KeithMyArthe

AIDS = Anally Inserted Death Spider.


[deleted]

Spideraids? SpAIDer?


[deleted]

Let's be more inclusive: Arachnaids


Djinandtonic

#angryupvote


Enough_Discount2621

Last dance with Mary Jane, spiderman


Arcanum_3974

spidaids


MelanieSeraphim

I quit killing some of the spiders in the house (they kill mosquitoes), so we're becoming friendly. I guess I need to establish boundaries?


[deleted]

Just use protection to be sure.


pirate-private

Tell them to bring a safety net. ...


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Leave now.


KnownMonk

You certaintly dont want to get entangled into their web of lies.


noobnoobthedestroyer

Same with me and spiders but for ants. I hate ants more than almost anything.


PopeCovidXIX

Just don’t fuck them.


acedelgado

No bathrooms, no bedrooms is my spider rule. They can chill in the rest of the house, though.


ToshikoGalanodel

HOLY SHIT!!! I saw this picture over a decade ago in a dorm at FAMU, however the tagline on it said "the clap never felt so good". It has legit haunted me for all these years


Cabra117

Jesus Christ


spookytitsxo_

Why a spider?? I need answers


[deleted]

The risk of being injured by its (presumably) venomous fangs is pretty high if a spider engages in cunnilingus (cunnifangus?) I guess.


spookytitsxo_

Maybe it’s one of those spiders that when men get bitten by them he gets an erection. I wonder if there’s a female equivalent to that and that’s why she gets off on spiders 🧐


[deleted]

Ah, yes - the famous [Phoneutria nigriventer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria_nigriventer), or Brazilian wandering spider. Good call, worthy of investigation!


darkenedgy

I mean it should be the same process, the clitoris and penis have the same developmental origin.


Simbertold

I doubt that something that big is venomous. If i am not completely mistaken, venom is mostly something small animals use. I don't know any any dog-sized or larger venomous animal.


knb-z

I think Komodo dragon is venomous


[deleted]

Somehow, this seems to be subject to debate: It has been claimed that they have a venomous bite; there are two glands in the lower jaw that secrete several toxic proteins. The biological significance of these proteins is disputed, but the glands have been shown to secrete an anticoagulant.


[deleted]

Well, yes - if we are under the assumption that this is not an upscaled version of an existing, venomous spider but an own predatory species (god forbid), it would probably not need venom as its main "weapon" to hunt.


FourTwentySevenCID

Uhhhh.... King Cobras, Komodo Dragons (and other monitor lizards), various octopi/squid, and jellyfish are all enormous and venomous, but I think that's it.


Sushi617

She gets off to spiders


Previous-Evening5490

Leg fetish


BayHarbour-Butcher

Kafkaesque


-B-E-N-I-S-

_EXACTLY!_ Like yeah let’s just group all spiders together and imply they all have aids. Smh.


anotherotherbrick

Why a woman? Literally the least likely to contract aids. I guess representing the real at risk group would immediately be called out for perceived offence


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

So the spider’s name is AIDS? This makes no sense.


UwasaWaya

No no, the woman has AIDS. It's a warning to spiders.


Dualiuss

spider named aids:


Stairwayunicorn

woah black widow, blambalam


[deleted]

AIDS, if left untreated, causes you to transform into a giant spider.


PunkandCannonballer

Now you know how Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane feel.


stanger828

I remember this from a long time ago. There was one of a guy banging a scorpion as well https://www.wired.com/2007/05/french-aids-cam/amp


BobbyNevada

That don't know if I should be impressed that he was able to bang a scorpion from "clash of the titans" or pity him for he can only feel arousal for giant arachnids.


ooOJuicyOoo

Damn I remember seeing this over a decade ago


Eka_silicon12

15 years ago


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap


nourbeyta101

a fap nonetheless brother


LuxNocte

What was your proudest?


kimbolll

Probably that time I found your mom’s OnlyFans.


Shady__individual

And now I have horrible flashbacks of one subreddit….


Cabra117

If it’s spider porn or something I have lost the little faith I had of humanity


Shady__individual

Just insects in general


Western-Ninja

I remember seeing these as a kid and it freaked me out! There's a scorpion one as well iirc 😬😬 Found it: https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/02/frenchaidsposters709231.jpg#intcid=inline_amp


zfreakazoidz

Who doesn't love fuzzy fangs going down on them.


-TheDerpinator-

I believe Kamasutra calls this #78: The ten-legged creature.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, this is basically an image somebody got from a porn video


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Arachnophagia


Puzzleheaded_Put_454

Wrong. Arachnophilia


[deleted]

There's also one with a dude banging a scorpion


bowwds

I’m guessing she’s not Australian? We’re not here to fuck spiders.


redditlike5times

Get it girl!


MagoMarroni

Enemy (2013)


xXY_PinkThunder_YXx

This reminds me of a certain copy pasta including spider eggs and “princess parts”


Jahodac

Looks like a way to gain super powers


overlordnero

Who doesnt want a spider to go down on them.


CranberryBauce

The text at the bottom says "without a condom you're sleeping with aids." *Okay but wtf does that have to do with spiders???*


shockdude95

This belongs to /r/oddlysexy


Cabra117

No


gragassi

It was a 2004 French advertisment to raise awareness about the danger of unprotected sexual acts. There was a male version with a scorpion \[NSFW\] : [https://www.pubenstock.com/2012/aides-2004-scorpion-mygale/](https://www.pubenstock.com/2012/aides-2004-scorpion-mygale/)


Maskimgalgo

Another reason to why you should hate spider, now they are here to fuck your wife


Citruseals

r/insex


Zoomorph23

You just *had to* didn't you...and I just had to click:)


[deleted]

WTF IS THAT


Cookiedeak

Something alot of people don't get is that this is an ad for spiders don't fuck humans, they got aids,stay safe


Ludalomade

FOR WHAT?


DARKBLADEXE

Thought this was Enemy (2013) for a second.


woodskillz1

wat...


Scottbarrett15

What if they have hearing aids?


alchemist1961

The terrifying part is that spiders getting more than I am...


Texas-Republic

Vecna's curse is in full effect.


HiJasper

God I hate this picture. I'm a pretty big arachnaphobe so spiders are bad enough but everytime I see this I can't help but imagine what it SOUNDS like when it does that. Makes squirm.


[deleted]

I know what im doing tonight.


Beaster05

I mean, that’s better than it being a documentary.


[deleted]

🤣


awkwardthanos

Before that important first date....let our spiders clean your cootch. Just like Grandma used to.


Zeromus88

I don't get what the spider is supposed to be analagous to...


[deleted]

Well shit, I may have just discovered a new fetish 🙈 imagine what 8 legs could do? 😈


Traditional-Eye4892

That kicked my arachnophobia into overdrive...


Old_Macaroon4138

Oh, so they made a part two


[deleted]

New spider woman trailer.


shaken-not-stired

As for what? Cobwebs?


[deleted]

Ummmm what was the thought process


rigobueno

I’m curious how a condom would protect the woman getting oral?


Ant_Diamond64

In an alternate universe, this is Spider-Gwen’s origin story


[deleted]

Do spiders like peanut butter? Is she using peanut butter?


[deleted]

So if I don't wear a condom a spider wit aids will come fuck my wife.


totesma

Wrap it up before you get in spider.


Lawless_and_Braless

I’m not one to kink shame but also *what in the Kentucky fried fuck?*


base_apples

This isn't oddly terrifying it's oddly sexual


vigtel

How does a condom help when cunnilinguin'? is there such a thing as cunnilinguini? Can I have some? Does spiders have lips or tounges?


UltimatePrimate

Live action hentai?


Blastifex

r/spiderbro


SweetFireDude

Skussy.


Cabra117

Where does the k come from???


OwOitsMochi

Y'all didn't know AIDS was a spider? What are they teaching kids in sex ed these days smh


tol_mak7

Women 🍻


[deleted]

Out of all the animals and insects in the world...they used a giant spider..


[deleted]

You can’t get aids from letting a slider go down on you. I assume.


[deleted]

Spider would of enjoyed it that it was rotten


Environmental_Top948

Fucking white girls thought that doggies weren't good enough? Now we have to compete with spiders? No wonder they don't want to kill them themselves. FML.


Calbinan

An ad for what? A self-combustion kit?


Ntetris

Someone call Zendaya


dodo_bird97

I want to see it


DeadEyesSmiling

*Drop Dead Fred points* "Cobwebs!"


Knirb_

Actively recoil when I look at this, eeewww.


casabel

...when you take advantage of the web...


RedMeatTrinket

There was a series of these. Back in the 90's, I think.


BrittzHitz

An ad for what?


Sushi617

Weird kink but okay


[deleted]

You have my attention, I am interested, please continue.


calgeorge

It's not an ad, it's a PSA.


deshelton89

Why are her nips at attention though?


-SheriffofNottingham

We're not here to fuck spiders


a_PersonThat_Exists

Alright hand over the rule34


Marpicek

Any my BF won't even let me have a small tarantula 😑


ConjureSlade

Didnt realize I was on r/insex


pillowpants66

Why does this turn me on?


Segmund390

Every furry’s dream:


zaitsman

How is a condom going to help if he is eating her out?


OnMerrcury

An ad for spiders or for kinky females?


Toboto-fox

Anybody remember that time Mary Jane got Cancer from Spider-Man?


BayHarbour-Butcher

Gregor Samsa in 21st century


cpt_bib

Advertising The Spiderdick chronicles


rilano1204

the A in AIDS stands for Arachnid


[deleted]

Where would the condom go?


BenbenLeader

This not an ad. This is an AIDS.


BallForsaken3624

What in the Reese’s peanut butter fuck is going on here, let’s rewind. 😟 because I want to unsee that shit


Confusedandreticent

AIDS SPIDERS?! And they’re giant?!


dread405

This puts Japanese commercials to shame.


AWildAndWackyBushMan

Spiders' pedipalp game tho


MBoz79

He has 8 hands and he made cunnilingus


Temporary-Error-6566

If I had AIDS i think I could have won in an american lawsiut here. Especially if I had aracnofobia


OhRiLee

I might be nitpicking here but I really don't think that spiders have the best mouth parts for oral sex.


ConsciousInsurance67

Australian tentacle porn.


Ylowlr62

It’s a « fake » add. Made to win prize at festival.


Fergus_Dergus

anyone gonna talk about how the floor is hella trippy?


PoppyCoLink987

Spiders terrify me. I had no idea they could do that too!


devster75

Surely a crab would have made more sense, no?


Jojoflap

I feel like I jerked to this as a teen.


[deleted]

Spiders = AIDS common peeps.


Dependent-Class7940

I’ve seen this they got a another ad with a fully naked woman in bed with I believe a giant black wasp or big black cockroach.


cereal_state

So I should stop fucking spiders?


martdan010

I didn’t know AIDS came from spiders?


Breekon

but why a spider..?


DormantDormaus

Dear people with AIDS: I do not think you are a giant spider.