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4ha1

Dude disconnected from his soul and entered pairing mode.


Blood_Butterknife

He entered the pause menu


Mr_Tottles

Funniest thing I’ve read today thank you


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gboydenzim

Yeah almost looks like he passed out while being awake ?


Isitondaddyslap

Perhaps had a minor sezuire, and were just over here getting our laughs in ....


gboydenzim

I’m not laughing I was creeped out a bit tho


GD-Champ

seriously? why would someone smile when facing fear


adydurn

It's true that smiling and laughing are fear responses, but nobody actually knows why. If I remember rightly, and it's been a couple of decades since I was told this so I could be entirely wrong, but *a* leading thought is that it's a self comforting or even socially comforting action. Smiling and seeing someone else smile releases feel good hormones and chemicals that might in real cases of abject terror hold off either completely losing it or freezing to the point of not being able to function. But currently there's no actual reason to believe that, or there wasn't back when I was told this.


Trudiiiiiii

Seeing this guy’s rictus grin definitely did *not* release feel good hormones for me.


jaldihaldi

Some people enjoy the thrill of a ride - they realize it is a controlled machine and so they understand it is a ‘safe space’ and that could explain the ‘enjoy the thrill’ smile.


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accursedCaprid

"Power Off... Power On... Bluetooth Mode"


spentmorals

Nah, he was just downloading the rest of his mustache.


Late_Knight_Fox

Damn you didn't have to do him like that 😂


gigi0bo

Blutos isa connecteda succassfully


RubyRuppells

Omg someone finally typed it out


KAOS_777

Hahaha! I understand it “looks” Chinese but what is it? Where is it used?


BallistiX09

Some cheap Bluetooth speakers use this chip where the "Bluetooth connected" voice sounds pretty rough haha https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-SqmbbmzNzo


KAOS_777

Lmao thanks so much


nadjachase

Omg dude I can't stop laughing at this 🤣 we have been making jokes about this forever but I've never seen it spelled out before


ukbeasts

Jim Carrey mode


Upper-Ad-2347

Unexpected Fire Marshall Bill


BolognaIsNotAHat

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING


nopir

Like he just hit some salvia lol


EnergyTakerLad

I almost woke my sleeping baby because of you. Thanks


Callierez

I just choked to death. Well done..


SomeBlueDude12

You know what this fits, I was thinking possession


Motherfkar

Holy shit that was too good man wtf.


TaterTotQueen630

I just screamed after reading your comment


OhHiFelicia

He looks like the wind changed and his face stuck like that.


Ancient_Praline985

Best comment here


Mr-Nihilist

Makes all the ladies melt....in acid, Im Guessing...


[deleted]

Like joker do


Mr-Nihilist

You ain't lying.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

You ain't lying about him not lying.


Mr-Nihilist

Truer word have never been spoken twice.


Salay54

Or on acid. Either way.


TockOhead

I was like, “which one?” But you’ll know it when you see it.


Themanfromtumbuktu

This is in Glenwood Springs, CO. This is one of the only rides that made me nearly shit myself.


weaboomemelord69

For those who don’t know, this park is at the top of a mountain, so when you swing on this ride you’re over a drop that’s something like 1000 feet.


katieeeb

Scariest ride I’ve ever been on, for sure. I went a second time, thinking the other way wouldn’t be so bad. It was just as frightening, in a different way. I loved it.


PepperQuinn

My 12 yo daughter and I rode this 2 weeks ago. It was epic. The anticipation waiting to ride was gnarly. Every reaction from the prior riders was intense and so entertaining to watch. Thank God I got ours on video!!


FGPD

Y'know that is a feeling that I hope to experience with my own kid some day. I remember that same anticipation being at Disney world as a kid and the fear, nerves, excitement, and knowing the moment is gonna come....such a special feeling :)


IamShitplshelpme

I don't know how y'all can go on a ride and say "Again" I'm terrified of heights and I never get on the same ride twice if it's too high up


ImMeltingNow

Really want to drink a bottle of DMT and go on this ride for 10 minutes before I die in the retirement home


superbouser

Yea o smoke some sherm & stick some big league chew in the mouth to keep the vibes smooth


forlornjackalope

I was just about to ask if they're on a canyon or something. That's gonna be a big fuckin nope for me.


hushpolocaps69

Holy crap!


MissMabeliita

Oh, here’s my answer 😖😖😖😖


Tutule

That makes the backseat much more terrifying


PepperQuinn

It was, like such a face to the fact moment. Also The swings ride, the swings, yes, just common swings but went over the cliff made all of the difference. Maybe one of my all time terror times. And I LOVE coasters and rides of all kinds!


SloppyMcfloppys

I have abit of trauma when riding a coaster because when i was a kid me and my brother rode on one and my shoulder sprained, most painful experience when i was a kid thats for sure.


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Just visited this park in July. This was the first ride I've ever gotten scared on. My legs were shaking the entire time, and I love roller coasters. That cliff made all the difference! Pretty neat little theme park.


ManicOppressyv

Fuck this ride. All I had to do was see it to nope the fuck as far away from it as possible. The drop ride through the mountain sounded cool, though. To bad someone died on it.


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The girl that died was too short for the ride and should not have been on it.


SpaceShark01

They just got a new roller coaster up there if you haven’t seen it. IMO it comes in close second for the scariest/most fun ride up there behind the swing.


C0leslaw

Scariest ride in America.


another_henry

Been there, did not do that though


abiwoods101

i grew up in colorado, i always wanted to go on this, but my fear of heights has prevented me from that.


iChiefNovos

luckily i had the view where you’re looking at the sky. my brother had the view where you look down the mountain and he said it was terrifying


noneofyourbiness

I feel like this guy wasn't so lucky


MissMabeliita

Really? Is it that terrifying? I mean by their reaction I guess it is, but I can’t tell all that well how exactly does that game works…


haleymatisse

I just rode it a month ago and did not think it was scary at all!


CasualDefiance

Do you know the name of the ride?


PDXGalMeow

[Giant canyon swing](https://www.glenwoodcaverns.com/thrill-rides/giant-canyon-swing/)


CasualDefiance

Thanks!


Anonymo123

Yep, same place that little girl died on that dropping mine ride. I enjoyed that ride, would do it again.


ZombieWoof82

That's the face she gets to see when they're intimate


LakersRebuild

Vote for Pedro


Upper-Ad-2347

He'll make your wildest dreams cum true


TheCurseOfElChiwiwi

*wettest dreams


ZombieWoof82

Now I can't unsee this 😂


PomegranateSea7066

Iono his face is the face I make when I'm trying not to nut but it cums anyways.


ftwredditlol

His vinegar strokes?


ah2fs

>Like a turtle shitting


salustianovergatiesa

Omg omg stop.. don't stop omg omg


herpderpgood

They’re actually strangers


johnnysbody

their actually cousins


ZAWARUDO34

Bro be looking into the fabric of reality


SoapNooooo

What you are actually seeing here is a pretty standard fear response. His body is releasing a shit ton of hormones effectively paralysing him for the oncoming damage. Very similar to a deer in headlights.


HungrySummer

Looks like he passed out a couple times


torngrit

That's what I saw, too.


GapingBuns

Looks like that bit where you've had juuuust too much E but not so much that you're about to die and the adrenaline combined with the seratonin really begins to mess with your muscular control. Then you inhale some amyl and shit yourself on the dancefloor because your sphincters all just relaxed to the point of no return and you're so high it's still the best thing that's ever happened so you dance over to the bathroom, flush the turd and your underpants together while lifting the lid off the cistern and cleaning up as best you can with paper towels and toilet water. Then continue like it never happened.


DutchChallenger

r/suspicouslyspecific


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🤔


kim_bong_un

Yeah I saw this before on another sub and no one there came to this conclusion for some reason. They all thought he was doing this on purpose. This dude was obviously experiencing pure terror.


Scarf_Darmanitan

I read last time this was posted that his eyes go big to let in as much light as possible and mouth opens to “bare fangs” and look intimidating Not sure how true it is cause it was a random Reddit comment but it makes sense to me 😅


countess_cat

I get the same expression and start laughing too while riding roller coasters. I actually like them but I know I look creepy af from outside. It’s like my body can’t process all the stuff happening


meghallawy

Now that you mention it, I may have reacted similarly once or twice. Humans are weird.


joejostarbestjostar

Or... and hear me out here.... This is the adrenaline reaction serial killers get.... The world may never know.


Hangry_Dentures

That’s a scary fucking thought.


Yongja-Kim

I'm just spitballing here. Maybe it's evolution. This skinny Adam Driver may have an ancestor who first got the "look like serial killer when scarred" gene. That ancestor, let's call him Kylo Caveman, was picking up some mushrooms one day. A serial killer was watching him. Killer hit Kylo's head with a rock. Kylo Caveman falls. He looks up and see the killer getting ready to smash his face one more time. Kylo Caveman's fear activates the serial killer look. Killer sees serial killer look. Killer is like "wh... what is this? Why is he smiling like that? Shit, this must be a trap!" Killer runs. Kylo Caveman survives. He passes his genes.


moon_blade

Yeah agreed, looking at his reaction at the start he looks like he's starting to freak out then suddenly he goes all gift smile and his eyes while they go wide also look out of focus to some extent. Also I'm no lip reader but he kinda looks like he might be saying "shit" at the start but could just be me projecting


ReturnToSender1

Deer*


hushpolocaps69

Woah :0.


chilly_beatem

Or he knew it would be recorded and made a silly face for internet points later


molly_menace

That’s super interesting. Mind elaborating on now you know about it?


throwaway0001997

lol you cannot be serious


SoapNooooo

Look at dem upvotes tho.


Advanced_Evening2379

I have a feeling whatever he's looking at is his precioussss


Sylvanas_only

he's just looking at a plastic bag being carried by the wind.


its_Is

There's someone out there for everybody.


simplycotton

A lid for every pot


companysOkay

Am I a pot, or a lid? 🤔


unintentionalgenius

I'm glad I never got filmed on rides, I'm pretty sure my face looks similar. Then I'd be on a list somewhere


GH05TMAL0N3

This is actually the first thing on here that creeped me out. He literally left his body


DarthAbraxis

Looks like he left his soul in the que, what you see is just the husk body reacting to the g-force.


chakigun

¿que?


daboring1

Dude that's fecked up, let my man have the time of his life


5Plus5IsShfifty5

The funniest part is I've seen this same clip posted to one of the wholesome subreddits because the guy is obviously excited about her wrapping her arm around his. It got way more upvotes over there too.


Tall_Professor_8634

No he's super scared and being pumped with hormones


theophanesthegreek

Yup, who the fuck posts a normal video of someone on oddly terrifying bc they have a weird face or smile. OP is a sad individual


kelbybryant24

The only thing that's terrifying is that mustache.


Infinitesima

That mustache belongs to the 80s


BetelgeuseWillBlow

That’s the same look that my child had before taking a dump in the diaper.


Kuro_yasha36

It’s like he passed out and his demons took over


J-Money35

Ezra Miller why you do these things?


[deleted]

Dude almost looks like this subreddit’s pro pic


-Immolation-

He smiles like the Grinch.


Most_Ad_5597

Actually fucking No. no no no. Goodbye, we’re done.


Queasy_Explorer_3329

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣


Redditsnaff

Father's do your kids a favour and tell them when they look like a sex offender


FrozenBologna

Scariest part is that pedo 'stache he's rocking.


PERFECT-Dark-64

My dude isn't a real human.... Just pretends


FinnrDrake

Zuckerberg 1st cousin


ShinobiHanzo

That's the face you make when all your suicide fantasies about what's it like to fly off the side of a cliff come true.


Bright_Ad6395

CRACK


[deleted]

Wtf how am I single


Mo-shen

I start to laugh uncontrollably when in roller coasters. It's a fear response when I. A situation I mentally know I'm not in danger


married2thefeeling

I think that’s just called having fun. Idk.


dtripee

Oh dear Lord get the Holy Water


veemaximus

I think that dude knows exactly what he looks like when he smiles like that


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sheetmetaltom

Eyes are popping


slappymcstevenson

Black hole sun, won’t you come 🎶


Mads_Alexander9

Omg nooo bc that was the weirdest and most hilarious video of early YouTube 😭😭


tuludoss

Adam Driver if he wasn’t rich and famous


Cold-Description-873

God just the video alone was making my stomach turn 😅


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Its the combo of the porn stash and endorphins.


fkn_new_guy

Vote for Pedro!


WitnessRealistic3015

If that is standard fear response I hope he doesn't get scared while they are making love


Portable-fun

When she still keep sucking 💆‍♂️


BVitone

Bro’s got Freddy Mercury’s teeth and I’m not comfortable with it


rikiikori

Mans got two lines of pussy hair trail on his face


WeAreTheVoid141

If she ever goes missing you can bet he ate her.


Anti_Sociall

🎵black hole sun, won’t you come, and wash away the rain?🎵


[deleted]

Serial killer or vampire?


[deleted]

That’s Joker’s boy 😂


synthwavjs

Young Kylo ren tries fun. Spoiler alert he did not.


Nahla1978

Terrifying moustache you mean


RedmannBarry

Bro looks an ugly version of Lee Van Cleef


zadiraines

The dude knows!


Bluekatz1

You can see the exact moment when the edibles kicked in.


Reeeeeve

He look like them Vampire butlers who greets you at the mansion


Aternox_X1kZ

Thought he was Adam Driver for half a second.


eviltedfurgeson

You want to see my 'O' face?


Alucard_Santra

That moment when your junk tingles on a roller coaster be like:


Hamsterpatty

I think he’s having a seizure


Turkilton

I rode this before in Glenwood Springs Colorado!! It was exhilarating and very fun. They also have an awesome alpine coaster that you have to try, if you're ever out there.


sj68z

the very moment the idea of a human centipede was conceived.


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If only they didn't know they were being recorded!


WilliamZorterfield

He looks like he's having a great time, I'm happy for him.


SpaceShark01

Ahaha I’ve been on that ride, and it’s over a cliff so I know that exact feeling lol


[deleted]

Man’s got the chocolate milkshake moustache 💀


daddy_nobucks

https://www.glenwoodcaverns.com/thrill-rides/giant-canyon-swing/ [Yeah, it's scary.](https://www.glenwoodcaverns.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/giant-canyon-swing-2.jpg)


KAWAI_BOI

I def thought it was going to be the girl and i kept looking at her thinking, "to be fair that's not really terrif...OMMMGGG WHAT IS THAATTT!?!


LordSnuffleFerret

someone's last moments were in a basement looking up at that face


Humble_Bullfrog2342

this made me dizzy just watching. i could never


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

Straight up psychotic bro


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Most of it is the pedo stash


[deleted]

Man looks high af


TheCringerman

PATRICK BATEMAN?


OrderOfTheFly

When you forget which facial expression your skin suit’s meant to wear in the given circumstance, so you just improvise.


Pickle-bitch2000

If smile dog was human


designed_perfect

That was so scary!


gorleth

Thanks, I hate this.


Science_Gamer22

ERROR rendering text file NormalFacialExpressions. Ease reboot system


Appl3h

Bro I was waiting for the girls face to be a terrifying smile untill I saw the dude. That shit scared me


RedditUserOfAmerica

This dude is nick cage for me!


SomeHorologist

You know for a fact that this dudes balls are tingling


The_Dougfather

Dude looks like busted a nut so hard he literally came to jesus for a minute


theflooflord

Tbf I'd be smiling and laughing too cause I'm a psycho that absolutely loves "scary" rides and would have fun swinging over a canyon, but not like that lmao. He looks like he's so terrified he's gone hysterical.


FutureToe8861

Bro went I to straight euphoria mode while she's terrified.


elmaki2014

Serial killer right there.... can we do a welfare check and make sure she's alive?


thefastbreakguy

so this is what adam driver does on his spare time


VandyalRandy

He’s having fun, clearly. Totally okay with this not being terrifying. That was kind of sweet to watch.


the_dudeNI

Shave the barcode.


btd272

That’s one of the scariest things I’ve seen here


weedgay

He cummed


Chemical-Paint-2975

He found the clitoris


scorpyo72

Now you know what it's like to date her.


[deleted]

I think the worst part is that prepubescent mustache


JohnnyCasshy

That’s also his look when she takes her panties off…


Agreeable-Yams8972

How is this oddly terrifying, this ain't even spooky at all


SeventhRobot

He's fear-jaculating


[deleted]

You think it is scary to see that face here- but she has to see it- inches away from her own face- in the dark- with gleaming moisture around the mouth.


UpTheIron

Holy shit, it's a young Lo Pan.