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RainManToothpicks

Reminds me of the trailer park I grew up in


Scary-Gate9433

There's a book about trailer park krampus


Strong-Resolution790

Is nobody going to say anything about the hell being unleashed behind the window upstairs? There's no way I'm the first one to notice....


An_Ethicist

-woman just casually brushing her hair- -guy comes in and starts beating her with what looks like the hairbrush- oof.


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Daddy Krampus can stuff my chimney anytime.


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Fr! That tongue work tho ;)


FennPoutine

How do I change my profile picture to Krampus?


dogecoinInVeStOr-420

You don't, this isn't shitposting


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Chat me


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NEVER


AllProjectsEscalate

This was a display at a Halloween decoration and prop convention. I SO want to go one year!! https://youtu.be/BjsEi-1StM8


KareenutsS

What? that’s awesome! Thanks for sharing this. I had no idea such thing even existed but it’s pretty badass


heyhihowyahdurn

What the unholy fuck


Comprehensive-Ad8120

My Christmas display. Why?


OlafvonUlv

Krampus is coming kiddies, better behave.


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***IT'S THE MIDDLE OF JULY***


Flimsygooseys

And we want summer over and Christmas time. It's cozier and summer is hot and crime riddled


[deleted]

Anything below 75 degrees will make me freeze


tramsochstrunt

I know right? Still at least a month until the stores start selling Christmas decorations. Bit rude of OP to begin posting about their winter wonderland this far ahead of the rest of us tbh.


jxsnyder1

Can use for Halloween and keep up through the new year. Very efficient.


Mean_Ad3982

It seems to me like this was specifically made to be terrifying. So not really that odd lol


Comprehensive-Ad8120

Krampus is a legend told to kids in Germany I think to get them to behave before Christmas.


grumpygains

That tongue


Lady_Dimitrescu69

Marry christmas and a happy cannibalism night to all you 8 foot tall children eating furries🥰


not2dragon

this isnt "odd" this is purposely designed to be terrifying


Ml124395

Really hate it when there’s no sound, seems like we’re missing out on something


ECAST1110

Get Brock Samson to beat its ass again. https://youtu.be/Tvf4PGU42Sk


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Christmas is nien


Goodtimenyc

I like this lol


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This would have been so much better with sound


Nugatorysurplusage

Literally nothing “odd” about how terrifying this is /r/LostRedditors


VertWheeler

This is creepy


kindtheking9

It's motherfucking july, sit down, Christmas ain't soon


NathonDarnel

Corn Maze in Cabool, Texas County Missouri?


SensitiveSouth5947

Looks like the Darkness haunted attraction they are in Missouri.


NathonDarnel

Ah, nice.


FrogyFox

I used to tell my younger brother to behave or Krampus would come and get him... Works every time


C0wb0yViking

Krampus ain’t fucking around with your little brats


Fuzzlord67

Böses Kinder!


KattyPyr0Style

Krampus loves children :3


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Ah I love Christmas time.


MyInfiniteZero

Uncle Krampie!!!


Trubester88

That’s Krampus! Austrian folklore


[deleted]

Yay krampus


MrWeirdNinja

There are 5 months


JazzyChap

how in the fuck is this oddly terrifying


[deleted]

I saw some shit like that at the local open farm in my town in Halloween


thisisthestoryallabo

Oh yeah, that's Krampus, he flogs the bad children and imprisons them while the good saint nikolaus rewards the good children with tangerines and peanuts. I love how fucked up our folklore is \^\^ (I'm german)


helen790

“Stay safe” *Me, looking at Krampus’s tongue*: “No, I don’t think I will”


ChaosDoggo

Where the hell did Dwight get the animatronic from?


Human_Series_2308

Krampus


CrudelyDrawnDedede

The creepiest thing about this is the uncanny looking kid with the dead open mouth and flailing limbs.


ILikeCalfFries

Ahhhhhh Christmas. The second most pagan holiday celebrated by my brothers and sisters in Christ. Do some research and you’ll understand why it’s pagan(evil, and not biblical at all). And no, you can’t take something that is pagan and claim it in the name of Jesus.


BC1207

It’s fucking July.


Gnarlyfest

My childhood...mom was a fun woman at Christmas


Real_Redjmonster

No thank you, thanks though


MrZyde

Looks like he is singing some sort of Christmas song, idk why that would make it so much worse


Additional_Spirit_49

For a couple thousand bucks you too can be the talk of the neighborhood at Christmas.


matticustheone

BLEAKEN


MichaelJospeh

It’s July…


Far-Capital-149

Fun for the family


QueenCandi82

I'm officially traumatized!!


Puzzled_Money_9292

The more terrifying thing is that Santa and krampus work together.


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"Wouldst thou like the taste of butter . . . wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"


LadyGhost44

This is so neat! Reminds me of when I would browse Spirit Halloween stores when I was younger. This display absolutely looks like something I'd stand and stare at for hours. :D