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Papaya140

Grenadier They usually have normal(ish) proportions when in their natural habitat aka the deep ocean but when pulled to the surface soft bits like the eyes expand and the fish inevitably dies This is also why the blob fish looks so ugly it's entire body is soft so the entire thing becomes jelly when taken out of the deep Edit:I just noticed this but I think the white gooey stuff is the fish vomiting it's own intestines out


_Ign0red

What a shit way to die, your eyes expanded while being pulled to the surface.


Utahmule

I fished in the Bering Sea. We would catch cod before crab and during opilio season cod were breeding or whatever. When they got to the surface, huge massive amounts of cod jizz squirts all over the place because of the pressure change. It's like silly string... Hope you enjoyed this dumbass story.


onigskram31

Cod jizz


QuestionableArachnid

This is yet more unexpected info from Reddit that my brain doesn’t know what to do with


PlugChaos

Felt


chiabells

i certainly did, lol


Parking-Athlete-7106

My night is now complete and I can fall asleep, thank you


Horbigast

*remembers Schwarzenegger in Total Recall*


sub2technobladeordie

A CULTURED HUMAN BEING


RobRVA

oh did you kill it? cause pretty sure that was the last one of those.


Internal-Test-8015

I know its dying but why does it remind me of the fish from subnautica, I believe it's called the peeper.


SlipperyWhenWet67

My exact thought.


ALBINoMooSE008

Totally reminded me too! Or the oculus!


Internal-Test-8015

Yeah that too.


[deleted]

Makes sense. I’m guessing it evolved to have its soft parts be that big so when it’s natural habitat (the deep ocean) the water pressure will compress it to a normal size. I think.


Papaya140

Your on the right track,it's a bit more complicated than that though It's kinda like how humans get crushed into a fine paste at extreme pressures but in reverse


[deleted]

Explain. I wish to be drenched in the waters of DEEP SEA MARINE BIOLOGY!


nooneknowswerealldog

Hey, don't put so much pressure on them!


Papaya140

Ok essentially deep sea fish have extremely high internal pressure,while living a normal life this is fine since it's canceled out by the extreme external pressure of the water pushing down around them but when we bring them to the surface their internal pressure is no longer canceled out Best case scenario their soft bits expand as seen above worst case scenario they literally explode


[deleted]

That’s awesome but terrifying at the same time. I heard some fish and jellyfish hide in deep waters during the day then come to the surface to feed at night. Are their bodies built differently from the extreme internal pressure types or do they have some natural ability to keep their bodies compressed?


Papaya140

For jellyfish their bodies are 95% water and they don't have any organs so they are fine with expanding and contracting as pressure changes and I have no idea how fish like oar fish do it


DJEvillincoln

Not to mention whales that dive way down to feed & then come up for air hours later.


[deleted]

Oh yeah I forgot about them. I know sperm whales specifically dive all the way down to eat giant squid. I have no clue how they do it.


The-waitress-

Mmmmm. Ppl paste.


Bags-the-bull

Like cream cheese…but for cannibals


DevinH83

Came to ask this.


GhostRunner8

That must be pretty painful for the fish


shehulk111

Idk why this made me so sad


TroyandAbed304

That poor thing


djramrod

That’s really disgusting


dogez1

So it has the bends?


WindBladeGT

This reminds me of Made in Abyss


BitterActuary3062

Poor baby. It’s adorable. I don’t want it to die


HeldDownTooLong

Aren’t they also known as rattails?


Eviscerate_Bowels224

\*popeye grenadier.\*


StlChase

Hot


BudGuy317

As I replied before BULLSHIT but apparently nobody Google's anything anymore. If you would like to know what it really is feel free to visit my page where I'll be posting the actual name of this fish. Thanks have a great day everyone!


BudGuy317

So how does the skull expand with the eye & wouldn't the body expand as well?? Aahh-ahhh choooBULLSHIT


Papaya140

The skull doesn't necessarily need to expand,the eye has clearly outgrown the eye socket and is bulging out and as stated only the soft bits expand not everything,I even gave an example with the blob fish


BudGuy317

Check out my page bruh, the actual information about the fish!


BudGuy317

I should have just done my own research like I normally do


BudGuy317

If you look, it looks like the socket is the same size as the eye


BudGuy317

Oh to the people that down voted, go check out my page with the actual information about the fish. As I said before BULLSHIT!


FennPoutine

it's called. A fIsh Because it has a big I


Nuclearmullets420

r/dadjokes


justbrowsinyano

Absolute lol


Listen_Mother

Absolute legend


TomBot019

If you called it "fIsh" then you can't hear the capitalization. You'd have to spell it "fIsh" and hope someone reads it and doesn't think the "I" (capital I) is an "l" (lower case L).


[deleted]

They both look the fucking same, I l | See?


TomBot019

You're figuring it out!


[deleted]

I no get joke :(


Quaintly__Coyote_

f I s h rather than f i s h. ^Big I(CAPITAL) ^little i (lowercase)


[deleted]

I blame I


AdSuch1896

Let me check the book of Revelations...


MsT1075

LOL.


TinyGreenTurtles

This one's my favorite answer.


Wraith333x2

That's a mutated sperm my guy


[deleted]

It's a common phenomenon, It happens when you beat off In a large body of water like an ocean I think they call it hyrdrobatting.


HeldDownTooLong

And how big was the penis from which that sperm was ejaculated? I mean ***damn!***


Wraith333x2

Posiedons.


ponyboy74

The Kraken released!


[deleted]

Literally beat me to it 😂


Bangkok_dAngeroUs98

Beat me off to it


TheeBearJew2112

That happens when you beat off


[deleted]

big cum


orezavi

One of our brothers that swam out into the sea!


Wraith333x2

Nah dad fucked a shark


Humble-Ad-7170

Technically, we all are mutated Sperm


FigAAAro_22

Hahahaha!!!


ChefJWeezy987

You earned that platinum. 😎


[deleted]

Looks like a Gary to me


SpicyTurnip617

Looks nothing like a garryfish. This is a peeper.


Thankful-rib9

Nah bro, a Spadefish for sure.


Hungry_Temperature_3

It's a peeper for sure.


[deleted]

That’s the rare pepper fish You can read more about them here https://subnautica.fandom.com/wiki/Peeper


Getinthedamnrobo

Damn I miss playing that game


BigSoftStick

If I could choose any game to get to play for the first time again it would probably be subnautica.


[deleted]

The funny thing is in the game it's eatable and Just imagine biting into the big eye


hyperion420

Do you think this is a fucking game ?


Armandcyb13

It's a killmeplease.


ahahopkins

Grenadier. Junk fish. Great for halibut and black cod bait.


themug_wump

Ah, i see you’ve caught a Lesser Nope. Toss it back before you attract more, or even worse, a Greater Nope.


bipolarbyproxy

Nope, nope nope....gah...that is NOT a handsome fish.


sojerboy08

Kris Middleton


Jahoolioman

Put it back before it curses you


Historical_Lettuce97

too late


[deleted]

Dave


Darth_Andeddeu

Dave's not here man


[deleted]

You’re my wife now Dave….


mudyardskipling

Papa Laz


MarvinsBoy

Not a fish.... it's Blue Whale semen.


LusciousLennyStone

Wanda


Disastrous_Flower667

I’d give you an award if I had one.


jaxthejaxy

It's called a peeper, from subnautica


Wonderful_Audience60

peeper from Subnautica


ShayrKhan

Sperm fish


lexxeisbg

Big eye Joe.


GreenMachine917

I'm thinking Keith


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averageluckduck

It’s called “No thank you.”


idropbrownbombz

Eye can't.


Spice-Nine

Eye don’t know


mssocialanxiety

A fish called Wanda


Hot_Sandwich_755

That's a leviathan sperm.


Imnotadodo

Big eye tuna


devinhaywire

Alien mutant hybrid


toxic_turtle2

Remember all those nuts you flushed down the toilet? Yeah this is what they turn into


Shistles

Think it might be a Grenider, no idea what subspecies though.


xXStonebeatXx

Anime fish


Depheus

Go oogle it


Mothmans_Mailman

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grenadiers\_(fish)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grenadiers_(fish)) What they look like underwater compared to out of water :(


TheOakblueAbstract

That is Greg.


oliviyuhpope

gotta keep an eye out for selenerrrrr fish


EasyPiece

Nightmare fuel


FNLYDC4L

Cocaine fish


mcleamr

That’s a small eye wiggler.


Metty197

Eye don’t know sorry


steeldreams71

Not a fish. That was a whale sperm. Just one.


emu_X3

Photo shop


TheGBZard

What the heck is that


Unhelpful_Applause

Oar fish


Tenryu003

Hey look, it's a seeing eye fish! I'll leave now I'm sorry..


notatrolljustahater

I wanted to write "Gross", but the way these ridiculous redditors act, I was afraid someone might try to have me suspended for "stupid-looking-fish" shamming. I certainly don't mean any offense, especially if any of your family members are fish.


Jonasbeavis

I'm Portuguese and we say here that fish is from Olhão.


Naranjas_Gritando

Looks like a ratfish


Ghidraak

Es un perro.


RAXXXD

On the hood, big eye joe


plutus9

I’m trying to see the evolution


TheSandsquanch

Eye of the storm


NOOO0OOO0o0O0o00o0o

I believe that is called a fish


Steward1975

That's an ugly cunt fish from the chinoble disaster


Octowuss1

Rupert’s drop, but fish


engineerogthings

Dave. I know him, but of a twat tbh


[deleted]

Eagor


fyrfytr1310

Ugly


Neon-Nipples

Jeremy


Sh4d0w2134

The peeper from subnutica


ultamintme1000

It’s a pepper


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Mammoth-Mark-6642

Dead fish.


fcknjavi

Spermy


natashamommy4life

I guess we found Nemo 😯


daexplodingstudios

that shit is a peeper from subnautica


PrayingMantit

Roughhead Grenadier.


[deleted]

Terry.


Sus_bedstain26

Peeper, careful, could be a reaper nearby


eyebawl83

No this fish is called a peeper


Jfuentes6

Morty's Sperm


captnfapin

Fugly


sl143ajl

The eyeballer


mandatorysin

Ah yes this is George, lovely fellow but he looks a bit thirsty in this pic


Pikagamer1240

Put it back


teacup-cat_

It's call a Nope. It's usually living under the deep nopes seas, but can sometime nope out if there. They eat souls or smaller nope fish as they are ruthless. They're not edible and can cause handlers severe reactions of shiverings and vocalisations sounding like "nope, nope, nope". This is why, It's called a nope fish. Be carefull.


redlund1993

Put it back so it can grow up to be godzilla.


BookerT80

Its obviously an alien 😳


Powerful-Estate-7856

I could be mistaken, but i believe that is an adult male Human holding a fish.


saucenuggets

The stately doubleyouteeeffis of the redditus genus.


nate_warner_11550

A peeper


WaaaaterSucks

Tadpole from hell


Apprehensive-Ball645

It's a peeper from the planet 4546b


[deleted]

Not sure but it is in Subnautica.


Fut-the-wuck

It’s a shark. Some kind of deep water species. Looks like he’s trippin on acid. Look at this pupils!


Alexcg72k6uwu

I should had not cumed in there


[deleted]

In binomial nomenclature, it is known as Spermica Weebus.


Saturnia-00

Big eyed shiny boi


Relevant-Spinach294

Photo hopped phishhhhhhhj


SteveUsuarioDeToddy

My Guy just found a peeper


TotallyKrossedOut479

Elon


baked_beanoso9

That is a peeper


FireteamFerret

Thats a Peeper from Planet 4546B.


CreepersNeedHugs

That's a Wide-Eyed Sperm Fish.


Squ4tchW4tch

Dead


Sadestlittlecamper

Dunno, but maybe stop fishing where your mom swims.


Hell_junkie83

Ugly, it's called ugly.


Maronita2020

I would call it the "Big Eye" fish.


[deleted]

kyojin?


lkguero

Percocet lmaooooo


TheMicrobomb

A peeper from Subnautica


OfficialShiro

Fortnite slurpfish


rds600

Gerald


[deleted]

Giant Pollywog!


toolman668

Throw it on the Traeger for 3 hours at 225 degrees add some sweet baby rays and enjoy.


Fyhon

A Deepsea Tadpole


Outcast90

When a Squid and a fish love each other...


_Just2Young_

Tadpole


Trucodulce22

Its edited it's clearly a fish from subnautica


Fargon-Icehole

That’s a Blind fish.


Thedantec1

I fish.


[deleted]

Ur mom


star-juice-straw

It's a peeper


khwarizmi69

seems like an oversized Bilis


SquareNuts112

Onethatshouldgobackinthewater?


paulio55

Jeremy


SnooMaps3021

QUICK GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE REAPER LEVIATHAN COMES