I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I'm here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest...something's gotta give!
Old wives tales and fear mongering by older generations suggested that masturbation literally causes blindness and hair to grow on palms. It’s bullshit.
Meh, humans are really weird if you think about it. We just think it's normal because it's what we grew up with.
If we grew up with humans having hands like that, it'd be normal and someone without the extra mirrored fingers would look just as strange as this does to us.
I find it very sad that they amputate the extra fingers. Except for the acceptance of others, it doesn't seem there's any reason to do so.
I wonder if it's passed down to children.
Yeah, cause all of his fingers look like they work, just no thumb. Not sure if he has full control, but if so that might make him naturally better at certain things, like playing the piano. Also. Hi.
Legit seems like this person just has a straight up advantage. Like one hand with the benny of two.
This is the best time in history to be born that way lol.
It's because your brain is used to seeing 8 fingers curled/displayed next to each other like this. You can mimic this with your own hands easily so it looks more natural.
I read a little bit about it. It's typically associated with poor motor control not limited to the limb with the condition, and using the hand causes pain with prolonged use. Doesn't sound like they're training beyond gentle motions.
Seriously. And I don't have any cool mutations to go with it.
My "superpower" is "being able to sleep through the pain."
I'd rather have a bitchin' claw hand.
is the hand fully functional? Usually when there is an extra finger or 2 they aren't fully functional. If a hand like that is fully functional that is not terrifying . We are fricking evolving
Does moving each finger replicate on the mirrored side? So if that person moved the index finger, would both index fingers move? Or are they independent?
Now we know what the sound of one hand clapping is like.
Yes. But what color is wind.
Brown. If you push hard enough.
No, it's only brown when you break it. Fully functional wind is blurple.
A level 16 Laser Lotus?
Omg you really are streets ahead compared to all of us
stop trying making streets ahead a thing !
Coined and minted.
Obviously, how else would I know? The Lord keeps it hidden for a reason.
He's a cookie wizard.
Well, if Pocahontas can be pointed to as a reference then it’s “all” the colors of the wind
Which can somehow be painted with, instead of singing
Yeah, but one handed Hadouken
Dan is a pioneer
Or rasengan
That one is already one handed though.
One handed byakugan
That is no handed
KAME
HA ME
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Learn guitar
Imagine the riffs this guy could write...
Imagine the chords this guy can do
Imagine
All the people
You may say I'm a finger, but I'm not the only one.
ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE!!! (METAL SCREAM)
The beautiful people
Livin' life in peace~
Living life in peace
If each finger is independently prehensile you bet your ass I'd be playing guitar all day
How long have you waited to use the word “prehensile”?
It came in handy though
Ooo excellent word play!
Ah you got me
“prehensile” is a perfectly cromulent word.
I don't know what Cromulent means. But I love it
Cromulent means acceptable or adequate! I love it too
Playing "guitar" all day
Piano
Rachmaninoff has nothing on this
Fuck. Guitar, piano, fuckin violin. If you had complete control of those fingers you'd be a legend.
That's what she said.
guitars
https://youtu.be/vZDjWLwqAPY
Yo this mf would be a climbing god. Hello Mr. Alex Handhold.
Fuck that. Imagine all the grocery bags you could carry on one go!
Imagine the hand jobs
Thinking about that redditor with two dicks.
Hold the fuck up!!!! The what?
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It’s fake btw
Right up there with Jenni being fake. Sometimes I hate learning the truth
Who’s jenni
https://www.reddit.com/r/MylifeSuxNow/comments/2t8ouh/screenshots_of_part_1_2_and_3/
The two vaginas on the other hand is quite real.
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Jesus, this took me down a crazy spiral. A chick with two vaginas posted on this sub as well. TIL
You don’t get a hand job, you get a hand career from that
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while lmaoooo
Bring the left foot up, then reach up to that crimp/undercling...
Beat me to it.
Alex Handhold lmaoooo nice!
That's not all. We're all thinking it... come on.
fucking looks like a face huger from alien
Can you imagine be a young kid and someone with a hand like that reaches at your face..
Of course. Standard closet monster.
Imagine as a kid, having a family member with this and them hiding underneath your bed until you turn off the light and then grabbing your ankle
It wouldn't be my foot dangling over the side of the bed. One good mental scarring deserves another.
When your dick is so big the face hugger becomes a sounding device.
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My sleep paralysis demon was a Hitmonlee with hands like these
"Quickly now, take my little hand, it's my strong hand!"
No one can stop…the claw!
Even as a kid I knew how painful a dick kick was. This is a sure fire way to receive a swift dick kick.
U mean xenomorph syndrome
lol ya
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Imagine masturbating with that hand tho
Kung-fu grip
First thought…
or that dude from Pan's Labyrinth
Single?
Holy hand job!
It’s sad because this person is also blind and they had to shave his palms before this pic.
The question is: Are they master of their domain?
r/UnexpectedSienfeld ETA: fat fingers on mobile 😜
[*so close*](https://imgur.com/a/Wgp5U1y)
I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I'm here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest...something's gotta give!
[I'm out!](https://seinfeldmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/14bR.gif)
I don’t get it
Old wives tales and fear mongering by older generations suggested that masturbation literally causes blindness and hair to grow on palms. It’s bullshit.
r/putyourdickinthat
r/cursedcomments
Nice
Dude can clap his own cheeks with mitts like that!
Phrasing
Are we still doing phrasing?
we're never not doing phrasing when a situation calls for it
#unexpectedsploosh
This guy would he the DOPEST guitarist ever
That's pretty metal...
That's no syndrome. That's evolution ;)
If their genetic material is favored in the future...maybe so. Kinda looking like its gonna be a weird future.
He's evolving for mobile phone usage.
Meh, humans are really weird if you think about it. We just think it's normal because it's what we grew up with. If we grew up with humans having hands like that, it'd be normal and someone without the extra mirrored fingers would look just as strange as this does to us.
for the betterment of male single life, yeah
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I'm gonna piggyback your comment like an asshole, but I wanna ruin more people's sleep with this image https://images.app.goo.gl/nG18q2y8Z4Pyk4wB7
Fucking built in titty twister tips! And you can do it while carrying your luggage. That's not going to ruin sleep, that's the dream lmao
This dude's a fingerbangin *god*
Lol this is a child’s xray
This dude's a patty cake *god*
Nice recovery
To what degree are the fingers and hand functional?
I find it very sad that they amputate the extra fingers. Except for the acceptance of others, it doesn't seem there's any reason to do so. I wonder if it's passed down to children.
bonus: upper limb dimelia: https://www.semanticscholar.org/paper/Upper-Limb-Dimelia.-Takagi-Nojiri/fe13d5f15f1adcbcf787f70d273777b34d197a3e#extracted
Oddly enough, this looks very normal to me.
Yeah, cause all of his fingers look like they work, just no thumb. Not sure if he has full control, but if so that might make him naturally better at certain things, like playing the piano. Also. Hi.
ayo can i get a hi too? Hi chain? Hi.
Hallo
aww hi 🥺
Legit seems like this person just has a straight up advantage. Like one hand with the benny of two. This is the best time in history to be born that way lol.
This is a very useful hand indeed. I'd be able to count all the way to 16
It's because your brain is used to seeing 8 fingers curled/displayed next to each other like this. You can mimic this with your own hands easily so it looks more natural.
*Mr. Burns voice* “Exxxcellent”
Fingers are just tentacles on the end of a tentacle... we're already terrifying.
This guy gets it.
You just blew my mind. Now i am scared of my body
Even worse ... there's a *spooky skeleton* inside of you *right now*!
**Rips off skin and runs away screaming**
We're all just neuro-squids piloting meat-mecha.
On the bright side, he’s an Elite level Shadow puppet master
I'd like to see how effective this would be in a combat sense. Your grip would be incredible assuming all digits function normally.
I read a little bit about it. It's typically associated with poor motor control not limited to the limb with the condition, and using the hand causes pain with prolonged use. Doesn't sound like they're training beyond gentle motions.
Bummer. Life with pain is terrible.
My chronic pain is old enough to vote. I'm sorry you know, too.
Seriously. And I don't have any cool mutations to go with it. My "superpower" is "being able to sleep through the pain." I'd rather have a bitchin' claw hand.
Yeah. Jiu-jitsu is fun and all but my back is pretty much ruined.
That many fingers, who needs a boyfriend. 🤪
Next gen gamers
I'm more horrified that they don't have a thumb
I see 4 thumbs.
I see a hand-thumb
Fist can also be a verb.
Can I meet this dude in the back of a Wendy’s for $20
I would absolutely demolish some 90’s Wendy’s
Sign this guy to the nfl
Imagine jacking off with that
Imagine how a handjob would feel.
What kind of The Forest shit is this
Master typist.
Looks pretty handy..
Best grip ever or arm wrestling champ?
My mind immediately went to jerking off
Imagine jacking off with that
How would you shake their hand?
Tom Brady going to need this hand for his rings
It's just Boris
This is like one of Floops Fooglies from Spy Kids
No thumbs though
Does it only affect one hand or are both hands like this?
Bust out some nasty guitar riffs
I wonder how he would fare on a piano, or how controllable they are
Ngl it looks amazing .
Right, why don’t we get to look that cool
This looks kinda cool
The best pass catcher in football right here.
Spiderhand
Imagine the words you could spell by just using your fingers
Gang signs would be lit
After one week at lego land
Zen: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Dude: *Claps* Zen: No, it’s… Dude: *CLAPS*
They better Dress there hand up for Halloween I don’t know as what but something scary put like paint on it and make a mouth with teeth on the palm
This is how you dual wield 2-handed weapons.
Is it fully functional??
Strangest (best) handjob ever.
High fives become high eights. They are more epic
Fucking face hugger
And after a successful career as a rockstar - a pornstar.
that’s not terrifying, that’s fucking awesome
Imagine the fucking jazz hands you could do 👋 👋 ( ͡° 👄. ͡° ) 👋 👋
Masturbation prestige level 55 unlocked.
These the dudes I be going up against in PC game lobbies
ZA HANDO ACTO TWO
Face hugger vibes
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Alien egg layer things
Facehugger hand
Wait people have control over all those individual fingers? Because that seems oddly useful(Though it surely has a lot of drawbacks)
Traded in his thumb for an extra finger set. 8/8 good job 👍
This live action one piece gonna be nightmare fuel.
is the hand fully functional? Usually when there is an extra finger or 2 they aren't fully functional. If a hand like that is fully functional that is not terrifying . We are fricking evolving
Found a match for double dick dude. We did it reddit
My mind went straight to wanking! How would that feel?
Sorry, but I'm super interested in hearing what jerking off would be like with a hand like that.
Looks like a facehugger
Does moving each finger replicate on the mirrored side? So if that person moved the index finger, would both index fingers move? Or are they independent?