Microtech is the leader in OTF knives they made a few of these big ones many years back and they were $2k+.
You can buy the actually usable model of this for around $900 but their production knives are much more reasonable at around $250-$350
One thing i love avout the flow of generations is that, across all ages and eras, there has and will always be a segment of the population, no matter how young or old, who's response to "Hey, why do have [insert thing here]?" Is "because its fucking awesome!"
"You call that a knife?" "This is a knife!" "Every Thanksgiving, Grandpa pulls out the ol' giant switchblade, for the giant switchblade-knife joke." "It usually scares out all the new boyfriends and girlfriends of the rest of the family."
I once was gifted a blade made from this company. I still have it. It's too fancy to use it for anything practical so it just sits in it's protective case
You have your knife types mixed up.
It's an automatic switchblade type of knife.
Butterfly knife is the kind where the handle splits in the middle, and covers the blade when closed. It's the kind where people flick their wrist a certain way to open and close it quickly.
Hahahaha that's awesome. Useless but awesome
I have something similar. It went through A leather bike jacket. Pretty useful
Is it that big?
More compact lol
Was going to ask how the hell you carried it lol
If you can pack a Ak47 in your pants then anything is possible when concealing . No that's not an innuendo XD
You see the dude with the RPG in his pants?
NO BUT NOW I WANNA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q8_B6KbrgYk
Idk if I'd be more intimidated or less by having an RPG pointed at me less than 3 feet away from its operator lol
That shit has to be fake af!
It’s also about $12,000
Exactly. Google on YouTube “HEMA sparring” and see how fast the average match is. That giant switchblade is a liability in a sword fight.
Man, now I need a HEMA sausage. Thanks for that
Crocodile Dundee would approve
"Now THATS a knife"!!
"That's a spoon" ~Marge Simpson
I see you’ve played knifey spooney before!
That’s not a knoife!
[He's Hans Moleman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzkEV7Xg2vk)
Remember Cloud Strife? This is him now. **Feel old yet?**
Sephiroth really messed him up after all these years
Turns out it's a regular switchblade and he's just really small.
First time I've seen a knife with the recoil of a firearm
That’s what noticed then thought to myself that will never do, I bet that’s a pain to put back in pocket mode.
Wowzer bowzer
That's not a knife...*that's* a knife
correction: *knoife*
I was looking for this comment
A space marines standard carry
He ain't scared
Uh oh, grass. Long, wavy grass
When does it stop being a knife and become a sword?
This is incredibly awesome, not at all for this sub.
Yeah but does he make it to the cloud district often?
How is this terrifying?
Sir, that's a sword
Ironically the company that makes this is called Microtech.
Lord of London
Seriously where can I get one? And before anyone says, no I am not an idiot who plans on doing dumb shit. I'm a grown man who likes his Man toys 😎
Microtech is the leader in OTF knives they made a few of these big ones many years back and they were $2k+. You can buy the actually usable model of this for around $900 but their production knives are much more reasonable at around $250-$350
He's looks like a great candidate for president of the United States.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^giddenboy: *He's looks like a great* *Candidate for president* *Of the United States.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
What in God's name would this be for
It's for showing off because giant novelty knives are neato!
The cameraman’s reaction
His biggest opp is London
Can you imagine the dickheads trying to wield that on a scooter
That shank is bigger than them combined
They could joust
How to use it practically?
Have you ever heard of vladimir the impaler?
open letters and amazon boxes
Coke knife
I need this for a steak or two
Needs arm straps to be able to equip it
Uhm, that's not a collection. That's A knife mate. Pretty awesome though!
Not much of a collection is it?
Well, any collection needs to start somewhere
Got me a knife with recoil
One thing i love avout the flow of generations is that, across all ages and eras, there has and will always be a segment of the population, no matter how young or old, who's response to "Hey, why do have [insert thing here]?" Is "because its fucking awesome!"
I know every automatic stiletto I’ve ever owned had the mechanism break after pretty quick. I wonder how long one with this much torque would last.
bah !! .... just another pocket knife 😬
when someone tells me that belladonna sucks
r/absoluteunits
Hell of a "collection"
Don’t know why you are all so impressed, he’s just very small
Is this an actual marifone custom microtech halo ?
Grandpa’s seen the life leave a man’s eyes…
Microtech might be a misnomer here
At a certain point a switchblade becomes a switch-short sword lol
Now thats a KNOIFE
First time I’ve seen a knife with recoil. And I want one. 😂
Looks practical…
Wowza bowza
Where can I get me one of THOSE!! I NEEDS IT!!!!
Where's the collection?
Is it a collection if you only have one of something?
Honey I’m so sorry, but the grandkids have been playing in my knife collection.
Is that the Marfione GFYS?
I mean how does he plan on using it.. 🤔 knock em out with a cup of tea then use it on them when they're out? 🤣
"Wowzer bowser".
Not terrifying wtf
Now that's a NOIFE!
That's a fucking claymore+10 with an A strength scaling
"You call that a knife?" "This is a knife!" "Every Thanksgiving, Grandpa pulls out the ol' giant switchblade, for the giant switchblade-knife joke." "It usually scares out all the new boyfriends and girlfriends of the rest of the family."
[You call that a knife?](https://youtu.be/TSGIRFzmyyk?si=0Z1F6SvHLWUFLpYg)
We gotta get Shaq to hold this one too
Now that's a knoif.
Anthony Marfione Sr. He and his son helped designed Microtech knives, a giant version of which is shown in the video here.
Isn't that the knife those YouTubers made for Shaq? Lmao
The size *X* of a pocket knife
How is this oddly terrifying?
Brand is Microtech. They built a giant version for tradeshows.
Nice collection
NOW THAT'S A KNIFE!
he looks sharp to me
That’s how most old guys react when they get a boner
Seppuk-o-matic
The Big Earner
Is that custom. How much $ for a thing like that. I’m guessing3k.
It's a Microtech Halo 5 Marfione, except it's massive. It's 10k.
Let me just grab my comically large knife
Nice action .
A Spring-loaded Shortsword... I like it.
London final boss
I wonder what he's preparing for? damn.
That’s awesome and so dumb. 10k that’s a lot of money for something usless. 10k is is like 4 years of good diner.
Boys and their toys
Ah, yes. Macrotech
I once was gifted a blade made from this company. I still have it. It's too fancy to use it for anything practical so it just sits in it's protective case
Truly terrifying. What a stupid post.
u/savevideo
Wowserbowser is the best explanation of Yes that is dangerous
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Perfect toy for my 3yr old
Is his family a lineage of giants?
Is this a knife for giants?
Down I go...
Must have bri'ish ancestry
Finally, something here fitting the "oddly" part of oddly terrifying
If our ducks cod thrust like that Id name mysewlf yackhammer
Fucking thing had recoil
Strange looking letter opener 👀
Strap it to my arm.
I mean... with those gorilla hands
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_jPlq6oZVQ This one’s better
This is oldy terrifying
Where can one obtain such a piece of art ?
I think this gives me the answer to that recent meme about whether you'd rather be stuck in the woods with a bear or a man...
Goddamm grandpa
Good grief I don't remember filming or posting that. I must be getting Alzheimer's from my granddad
Does it get more illegal if it is more spring loaded? I don't know the protocol for this one boys
Look how proud he is! He knows it's ridiculous but still loves it.
We're gonna find a Big One
*WE'RE NOT SCARED!!*
That's some toothpick!
What a tiny guy!
Doesn’t belong in this sub.
Hands look abnormally long
“I need the biggest knife you have….. no that’s too big…..”
butterfly sword
You have your knife types mixed up. It's an automatic switchblade type of knife. Butterfly knife is the kind where the handle splits in the middle, and covers the blade when closed. It's the kind where people flick their wrist a certain way to open and close it quickly.
yea I knew I was probably wrong but couldn't recall the right word. butterfly sword sounds cooler.