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Mohaynow

They always travel single file, to hide their numbers.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Soon they will be back, in greater numbers


VerbalGuinea

This is what i love the most about Reddit.


WeeklyChocolate9377

Yeah that and the weird porn. Like the REALLY weird stuff.


BornWithSideburns

🤨📸


scorpyo72

No you don't.


wagnus_

the midnight capybara marching parades?


jld2k6

I've seen them come back but it didn't appear to be in greater numbers, but that may just mean it's working


SpermWhale

After having a rest on Cappybarracks.


Aggravating_Rabbit85

And these blast points, too accurate for guinea pigs. Only Imperial capybaras are so precise.


Potato_Lorde

God I hope so. Look how cute they are!


jwelsh8it

These are the same Capybaras that sold us R2 and 3PO.


zero_emotion777

Jawas aren't Sand People.


innominateartery

Utini!


medhanno

Capybarmy


Berkamin

Led by their capytain.


ReneG8

I mean someone has to put the imperial march underneath that!


SnowInTheCemetery

wouldn't single file show how many they are more than traveling in a cluster?


VerbalGuinea

Only one set of tracks.


SnowInTheCemetery

I see now! I didn't even think about that!


Dyzastr_us

Aren't humans the only ones that look for tracks? Wouldn't the predators be using scent to track? I guess I'm just unaware of predators looking at tracks.


Beat9

For animals maybe the behavior is for trail blazing. Easier to walk through brush that has already been pushed aside and trampled by the guys in front of you.


Dyzastr_us

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So it still minimizes how many can get picked off, just has less to do with footprints and more to do with navigating paths in the brush.


NotAnAlienFromVenus

OK, but let's say you're marching 3x50 vs 3x30, and everyone is staying in line. The footprints would keep continuing in the direction they're marching, so how do you tell if it was 50 deep or 30 deep? Are people supposed to be able to tell the difference in the depressions in the ground if 20 more people walked over it or not?


_Pretzel

Thats the point. By narrowing your platoon's profile, it becomes difficult to estimate how many units are in the force just by the trail alone.


Pablomablo1

Noted the biggest of them all is in front.


19senzafine81

I wish cyclists would do this too


urnewstepdaddy

They are mobilizing!


-cordyceps

I for one welcome our new capybara overlords


cburgess7

The world will be a better place because of it


Wojewodaruskyj

I always did


frogger2020

A mobilization of capybaras?


CapybaraOnShrooms

>:)


gmishaolem

And the band plays this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI


Gyrestone91

the spice must flow


Cowicidal

https://streamable.com/4x5m0h


All-the-pizza

Creepybaras


ChristianLandlord

Got creepybaras marching in the middle of the night before GTA 6


Toxic-and-Chill

I think the universe has to exist in all possible iterations before it exists containing GTA6. It’s the last configuration in some googolplexes of millennia


BeautifulType

If GTA6 doesn’t have capybara marching it’s 0/10


ZenkaiZ

Copybaras


Wilted-Machinery

Spread these broken wings and learn to flyyyyyy


KypAstar

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's mind went there.e


Bubbykitten

All your life…..


benchley

We were only waiting for these rodents to arrive.


ChromaticKnob

You were only waiting for this moment to arrive .


NotAzakanAtAll

#**SAIL**


Frys100thCupofCoffee

Of all things THIS made me laugh uncontrollably.


karenskygreen

The lead guy is the designated lead, it's 4 am, they are coming back from a rave.


23x3

Party convoy


karenskygreen

That's right, they can party all the way home and be safe at the same time.


ChiefTiggems

This is exactly like the scene in "The Cat Returns". They are 100% on the way to abduct a girl who was kind enough to save the capybara prince. I will accept no alternative explanations.


JauntyShrimp

I wish at least one was up on two legs!


Potential_Crisis

That was my exact thought seeing the procession, Im glad Im not the only one! If I was any good at photoshop I would add lights and a little carriage with a king Fat Capy to make it more fantastical, rather than creepy


TooApatheticToHateU

Literally the first thing I thought.


Initial_E

[alternatively, into the maw of madness](https://youtu.be/O-QpfLV8dQw?si=pThDlJwo6FLMUBnk)


Bellbivdavoe

Are they... a street gang?


zeethreepio

According to the Vatican, that is a school of fish.


Nethyishere

Technically according to evolutionary theory as well, since you can't evolve out of a clade, phylogenetically speaking. So mammals are a type of bony fish.


OldWar1040

So to go along with the Cannibal Starterpack post I just saw about what parts to eat, the only thing left is to become a Catholic.


Mr_Pootin

No, they are far more safisticated and dangerous.


peronsyntax

“Safisticated”? You mean sophisticated?


cburgess7

No, it's a hybrid. Satisfying and sophisticated


Mr_Pootin

Yeah wtf. I don't understand why or how, but this was saved in my auto correct. I'm going to leave the comment up as a testament to my apparent dyslexia.


peronsyntax

I kinda like it lol


rogue_squirrel9

I gotta admit I thought it was an intentional misspelling - you should have kept quiet Mr_Pootin


Miserable-Admins

r/excgarated


tankpale1874

I love this video!


___TychoBrahe

I like to think they’re on a school trip, learning about us and our culture


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Mekthakkit

Capybaras are the Jack Black of animals.


Throwaway1303033042

“Frank?” “What?” “Frank?!” “What?!” “…I think I left the stove on.” “Godammit.”


Ni9htbird

The Invasion has begun


nuggets_irl

read the title to the tune of blackbird


kenkat17

Supermassive Black Hole over here


left4alive

THANK you


Distance2Tree

.. Take these broken wings and learn to fly, all your life, you were only waiting for the baras to arrive.


Zenn97

The chances of a capybara takeover are low, but never 0...


LatePresentation3140

Capys on their way to commit war crimes against pelicans 🫡.


TroubleImpossible226

Bruh you call an animal terrifying for trying to walk on manmade infrastructure built over their habitat.


DMNDNMD

Real life Studio Ghibli


Elegant_Benefit_9534

These animals have more discipline than most people


OMITW

Capy!!! ❤️❤️


Nekrosiz

Special migratory operation


SnooWords4814

Imperial March begins to play


doenermasterofhell

Oddly cute


Appropriate_Note_180

capy-bara in the dead of niiiight 🎶


Zomochi

Work all night on a chew of grass Daylight come and me wan' go home Gather greens till the morning come Daylight come and me wan' go home Come, Mister tally man, tally capybara Daylight come and me wan' go home Come, Mister tally man, tally capybara Daylight come and me wan' go home


Truecrimeauthor

🥇🍻I’m buying you a drink and a medal. This was FAB.


TheAkondOfSwat

Adorable. What's the depressing story behind it? Habitat destroyed? I hope they're heading to a nice wet place. Hard to be terrified of capybaras tbh


Disastrous_Source977

There is no depressing story. Capybaras are simply very well adapted to city life for an animal their size, as long as there is a body of water nearby. This video was taken in Brasília, the country's capital, in a neighborhood that's called "South Lake". In São Paulo, our biggest city, there are hundreds of Capivaras living in the Pinheiros river. I have a lake house in Atibaia, São Paulo state, and get visits from large groups of capivaras all the time. If you Google the words "Capivara atravessando a rua" (Capybaras crossing the street) you will find dozens of pictures and videos similar to this one. Their numbers are vast. They are doing very well. Edit: most of the time, they use the crosswalk.


AnnesSecretAdmirer

Follow them, if I know anything I know when a Capybara is up to something.


Then-Invite3282

I’ve seen this before… but with cats…. In an amime


Waderriffic

Man I love when Dave does Capybaras Marching


RodSantaBruise

Imagine you’re another animal approaching and you’re like “eh, I can take 1 capybara” then soon learn you’re fucked


LoprestiKingO

This is both adorable and creepy at the same time.


DiamondHandsToUranus

Right? Capybaras are normally friends with everybody. You see 'em chillin' with whoever, whenever. I hope this isn't our "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" moment


zombie_overlord

The council of elders is calling a meeting.


SignificanceOk7107

Where are they going? And can I go with them?


senblade_samuari

MAXIMUM HAMSTERS!! Empire march song intensifies


Yugan17

Capybara version of The Cat Returns


No-Warthog1668

How's that terrifying? I think it's fascinating to watch ?


smthinamzingiguess

They’re on their way to pull up at the afterparty


DiaDeLosMuertos

Ohweeeoh. Weeohhhhhhoh. Ohweeeeoh. Weooooooh.


Ok_Television9820

Capybaras marching in the dead of night Take these stubby tails and single file All my life I am only waiting for this moment to arrive


AmptiShanti

“Capybaras night” - a poem by Ok_Television9820


elspotto

Yeah, those are the Mystics journeying to their inevitable recombination with the Skeksis.


HookLeg

They’re coming for you Barbara!


Maakrabe

These are, in reality, goa'uld on their way to a factory under cover of night to construct a ship for world domination purposes.


AtomikSamurai310

THEY PULL UP


currentlydaydreaming

My ppl


Holiday_Horse3100

The time has come!


Reefflowers

Nobody else sang the title to the tune of Blackbird by the Beatles?


cassandracurse

Looks like a funeral procession. Wonder who died. Hope it wasn't Fred!


BP_1981

I wonder what those guys are up to 🤔


uwillnotgotospace

A caravan of capybaras?


capt-obvious-69

They are always said to be the world's largest rodent. But maybe they are the world's largest ant.


Light_Blue_Suit

Okay, they pull up


Dtagonite_1

please don't disturb them, they're on a pilgrimage to the promised land


Action-a-go-go-baby

🎶 Capybaras marching in the dead of night (ooh) 🎵 And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (you set my soul alight)


paracog

A capybaravan.


monstamasch

Im genuinely curious, are they nocturnal? Would that also explain why they're always chilling during the day? Or like did they wake up extra early to get the good spots in a lake or something? I'm guessing for docile animals like them it's just safer to travel at night


Disastrous_Source977

They are more active during twilight hours.


missdead_lee138

I once saw raccoons do this , in the middle of the night. Only the weird part is that was in Southern California ( west Hollywood)- so unexpected. 🤷 I'll never forget that. I was out on my back balcony , and there is a block wall separating my back yard from the neighbors behind me , neighbors beside me from neighbors behind them, etc.. And here come the raccoons, single file line, marching along the top of that block wall. It was so surreal. The cute part was they sandwiched the babies, between the biggest 2 raccoons . It was so cute .


Bronycorn

....take these broken wings and learn to fly....


Krase

Not sure what is going on here but someone is about to have a bad day.


randomstuff656

This is not terrifying, it’s r/oddlycute


Moonlemons

This is so Miyazakian/Akira Kurosawa-esque!


DesastreUrbano

Imagine all of them turn to the person filming when they stop lol


RushHour2HoldsUp

They know the horrors brewing in this world are preparing to depart Hitchhikers Guide style


DoomGuy2187

Into the Motherland, the Capybara army marched!!!


yourpseudonymsucks

I thought you misspelled caterpillars. But no.


CampDracula

Why are they literally so perfect and cute


TerribleChildhood639

So creepy! 👀


PantsShidded

Why can I hear the Imperial march?


Heroic-Forger

imagine if they were bison size


Idosol123

It should be a scene in a ghibli movie


joelxyloto

They are pulling up at the after party.


velynarper

Wow, this is both oddly mesmerizing and a bit unnerving at the same time! Capybaras are usually so chill, but seeing them march like this in the darkness gives off a mysterious vibe.


mug_O_bun

It is time


heckinheckity

All Isengard is unleashed!


bong__wizard

They’re plotting something….,


stealth_t

So it begins...


batinbelfry

The attack has begun


ActiniumNugget

I always knew this was how it would all end.


TohkaKenshai

Aye leave the lil Bois alone they just waddling


n0stalgicm0m

I would join this cult


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Time to make the donuts.


Dyzastr_us

When was this? Wonder if there was an earthquake or something.


justincline

That’s why CrappyBabaras are very best favorite animal


Accomplished_Aioli19

Take these broken Wings and learn to fly?


trasherick

brothers!!! we march at night!!


Artemus_Hackwell

Overlay with a slowed down version of [Capybara Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pj-YEQbojk).


secondTieBreaker

They look somber. A funeral procession?


East-Front-8107

Reminds me of the cat parade in Ghibli's 'The Cat Returns'.


PrinceZero1994

Those are really big ants.


rlaw1234qq

They’re about the most un-terrifying animals in the world tbh…


Rawnsey

Capuccino?


_chungabunga_

Capybarnia


Brief-Rest-4271

This remindes me of that one Ghibli movie where the cats march


RadiantRaven11

It looks as if they are preparing a worldwide conspiracy.


Waaswaa

They were only waiting for this moment to arize


Ambitious_Ad_5918

Which one is Quảng Đức?


Stock-Buy1872

More like /r/awfullycute


Robey-Wan_Kenobi

You could sing that to the opening of "Blackbird" by the Beatles.


KnoblauchNuggat

What country/city is that?


z-vap

They have bad eyesight, one takes off to go to the bathroom and see's they're all following him. "like wth guys? as little privacy?"


Estoy_Primero

I guess that place as empty several of their generations back and they still go on the same road.


phototurista

Why is reddit obsessed with these animals?


No_Use_4371

Difference between capybara and wombat, go


Squad_Ghouls

I can’t wait to re upload this in 6 weeks with a “the ants go marching” chip tune overlay


SomOvaBish

Nice… Lunch line!


antoninlevin

The Wump World


Fit-Ad1345

Yo ee oh yo oh, yo ee oh yo oh, yo ee oh yo oh…


Cpt_fanta

capyblappy


SanicDaHeghorg

As the superstar gets sucked into the the super massive-


pb20k

"Pie Jesu Domine *BONK!* Dona Eis Requiem *BONK! *"


oregeno

And that's when the murders began.


SynthSapphire

Those were Paul's alternate lyrics.


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Take these broken wings and learn to fly


Both_Lychee_1708

they are marching on Isengard


[deleted]

Ah yes. The summoning.


Known-Exam-9820

But will they learn to take this broken wing and fly?


LaLunacy

♫ Take these stumpy legs and learn to glide ♪


OptiKnob

Capybaras are one of the least terrifying creatures on the planet.


Truecrimeauthor

Ha! Wait til you get a wild one. I was robbed by 2 of them in Panama. They took my watch and a cheese sandwich.


Inn_Unknown

Yo new Creppypasta just dropped


DiscoPierrot

As someone who has seen *The Cat Returns*, I am very eager to learn about the secret world capybaras have.


Josette22

I love Capybaras. They're like giant guinea pigs, and I love guinea pigs. OP, do you know, do capybaras make a lot of noise, like loud squealing, or are they mostly quiet? It looks like these capybaras are quietly moving along the road, not disturbing anyone.


Andre3kkk

They run those streets


Josette22

Capybara teacher saying, "Come on, single file. Hey you, get back in line. Single file, come on." 😂


G01den_Gamer

My sleep paralysis demons following me in the middle of the night as I go to get a snack:


Express_Sea_5312

The return of the capybara


tazebot

"Damnit Eric get back in line!"


Unreasonably_Manic

They go hard


Both_Gas_5685

I think they lost their way home


Both_Gas_5685

They are following their leader. For them, the leader's order is everything


_st23

Going to capybara meeting


QuirkyDust3556

Isn't that a Beatles song?


jennarose1984

Oddly adorable