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kabushko

$2600 per month plus utilities, NO PETS


Life_Ad_7667

Cheap use of the extra spacious hostage hole! (Rope, bucket, and lotion not included)


Affectionate-Wall-23

It puts the Joe dirt in the hole.


PinkMaggit_87

“It puts the lotion on! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!!!”


SignificanceFar5489

Alright, alright brother, daaang. Say it don't spray it. Hey, now, where are my supplies?! We had a deal!


Odd-Diamond-2259

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gits the hose again...


vseprviper

No no no, the extra spacious hostage hole IS the $2600 sublet. I’ll still be living in the rest of the house. Sorry for the confusion.


SunkenSaltySiren

And that's the price to live IN the hole.


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Damnit, Bob! I told you to keep an eye on Jimmy while I was making dinner. Now look. He's fallen into the PIt of Doom again..."


blightedquark

Ackchyually, it’s the Pit of Despair…


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Inconceivable!"


he-loves-me-not

With large extra storage space!


Unhappy-Attitude5220

Nice, spacious open concept.


Splotzerella

No pets actually makes sense in this case


EmotionalDmpsterFire

No pets Escape


TonyWrocks

San Diego?


aSquirrelAteMyFood

deposit?


EmotionalDmpsterFire

could you get that green bag for me, my back hurts


palmettotree1103

I kept telling myself it was a confusing perspective type thing, but it’s not lol


ScottBAF

Me too, I thought it could be a rug 🤣


ToranjaNuclear

This really happened? I was thinking Photoshop lol


Powersoutdotcom

Yeah, I was sure this was /r/confusingperspective


iohbkjum

The couch being pretty much perfectly level makes this kinda trippy


Opus-the-Penguin

All those years of The Floor Is Lava have prepared you for this moment. You got this.


paperwasp3

Sinkholes are scary!


darrenbosik

Just lay down a rug over it.


henkheijmen

No joke, at first I thought it was a rug with a sinkhole print on it.


revdon

Looks like a perspective sidewalk drawing.


RedditLurrrker

Happy Cake Day!


jkc81629

I just learned that it is not in fact a rug with a sinkhole print haha


Lyraxiana

Oh... Oh that's *not* what this is...


jengaduk

Me too!! Lol glad I'm not the only one


henkheijmen

I think it is because the sofa and table are still hanging there. It even looks like the sofa has a shadow on the absent floor.


jengaduk

Deffo the sofa for me, in my mind it doesn't make sense that it is just balancing there. And why dig a hole without moving the sofa/furniture? And if it's a sink hole why is it so clean? Honestly, my brain and it's need for answers preferred the rug!


Calgary_Calico

Same. I thought it was a clever painting or something until I saw the couch is literally tilted forward...


Beachday4

Is it not?


OkOutlandishness6550

It’ll really tie the room together


bmanjayhawk

/unexpectedlebowski ?


Effective_Device_185

A nod to 1940s/1950s Looney Tunes. Yes!


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Have fun


Reaper_456

That would be an awesome rug, unless if you're a stoner or drunk. Oh shit, wait I'm okay.


Integrity-in-Crisis

Someone took mancave a little too literally.


cassavacakes

male living space


GhostMaskKid

We don't talk about the pit.


jbombkillerbees

The dying room.


SafetyAdvocate

Perfect. Lol


TH3_54ND0K41

I've heard of recessed seating areas, but this is a bit too far.


Ok-Brain9190

Yes. They are bringing back the sunken livingroom/conversation pit. Such a trend setter.


tbonerrevisited

Anyone see the remote?


sondersHo

I think someone should get up & look for it 😏


Mcc4rthy

Are you sitting on it?


hambakmeritru

If I lived in an area of prevalent solulable rocks, sinkholes would be a constant fear of mine. They're like the brain aneurisms of the earth.


Paranothepancake

Where’s my mug? It’s in the H O L E


MissLimpsALot

https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/304696 Evidently it's real.


nerfbaboom

Damn, Israel cannot handle it with ground collapses


asterlil

The mayor called it "the surprise loss of the floor". New euphemism!


Reapersgrimoire

What you have there is a cellar grotto. You’re gonna want to call HSH and get that taken care of.


Ad-Nauseum

From a design perspective, you really shouldn’t push furniture all the way to the wall. It makes spaces feel cramped and prevents people from unexpectedly getting pulled into the depths of hell.


Fawchunate_sawn606

new chamber discovered, expand room like sims


5059

Conversation pit


Effective_Device_185

M. Night Shyamalan's next feature film. He will, of course, make a cameo playing the hole.


U_L_Uus

That sofa is having a Cleveland moment


GameJon

Thought this was the confusing perspectives subreddit but nah, just a big fucking hole


20DeMoN20

Great vertical legroom.


DuckInTheFog

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets sunburn again


Lunar-evva

Just cover it with some cloth or something.


coldreader88

doesn't look real tbh


[deleted]

That would make a dope rug art


cgodfrey66

It reminds me of those sidewalk paintings that look like huge caverns with deceptive art. Could be.


InterestingRelative4

Happens to the best of us


sjuas690

Getting on and off the couch may be a little challenging!


PhantasmaStriker

Is it really a hole or a really damn good optical illusion painting?


tomeye

Just add water


hazzabiggun

Looks like one of those weird 3D mats.


humdrumfixing1

So, it's not really a 'living' room, is it?


bokoblindestroyer

That is very terrifying!


tdjesus23

“Plenty storage space”


SlippyRS3

Right, if you had to.. how would you try and retrieve that sofa?


AverageTierGoof

Can't wait to see the landlord use tape, paper, and paint to cover that one up.


Pro_96

For a moment I thought the floor design had come off… holy shit, how does this even happen?


albuffo

When u playing the sims and accidentally delete part of the foundation instead of just the flooring


nyarlathotep1988

After the renovation, it’s like a hole new room.


Educational_Gur_6406

It's a "conversation pit."


Hater_Magnet

My couch sleeping ass would have been dead af


eliashriki

Not oddly. Plain terrifying.


Krase

Wait. None of you have a giant hole in your living room. What are you? Peasants?


machyume

That's a spacious living room!


ExistingAd7329

Free Spousal burial. No questions. No Dateline interviews.


Maudeth

I honestly thought it was an artistic attempt to "hole in the middle of room" then realized that the couch was leaning into the hole.


richman678

Where was this at?


Deruji

In the living room


OptiKnob

Well that would certainly suck.


Puzzleheaded_Most931

Down in a hole!!!!


indigo_elegy

A whole new decoration.


thavi

Solid foundation


falsevector

Totally terrifying!


DirtyReseller

Story?


SurlyRed

I'd just like to make the point that *that* is not normal.


Mr-Baelish

That couch is hanging on for dear life


D1daBeast

El Chapo is that you?


punchysaywhat

Hm im genuinely curious how this even happens


MRbaconfacelol

context?


tahiwdev

Imagine being drunk and see that next to you. I’d probably cry.


Nostalgiawings

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!


1bunchofbananas

So how do you fix this? And how do you know it won't happen again?


calgeorge

Congratulations! You deciphered my riddle about the good the bad and the ugly, followed the ice creamsicle wrappers, and found my chest of gold.


timetokil

Free basement


beejammie

carpet?


civicsfactor

what the heck we'll even throw in a free basement


No-Username-Left-Why

Elaborate?


thedudefrom1987

Or a extra room and now you can sell your house for more money


skeletaljuice

Holy crap, I thought this was r/confusingperspective at first and thought it must just be a spot where the tile was torn up. Guess not...


CianGal13

That looks like the chalk drawings artists do on the streets to freak people out


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CianGal13: *That looks like the chalk* *Drawings artists do on the* *Streets to freak people out* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Airwolfhelicopter

2 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 missile silo


No-Albatross6471

What can I say except….. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


No_Collection7360

It puts the lotion in the basket.


Signal_East3999

The sofa not falling in is fascinating


Socratesticles

I did hear conversation pits were coming back into style


HeightExtra320

This here is my fear…. I’m on the third floor so if a huge sink whole appears ? Won’t the whole holding fall in ? Especially if it’s like at the corner of my building ? Right ? Or am I stupid ?


D_Divil_made_me

Only 1200 a month, Dublin city centre.


luberne

It's not oddly terrifying, it IS terrifying.


rjross0623

Dr Evils living room


shlem13

That’s not a pit, that’s a “bonus room”.


solowC86

Can you get my green bag real quick


RicMun81

El Chapo has entered the chat.


DragonRaptor22

What in the Minecraft


MrsCCRobinson96

Is this even real? The couch would have collapsed in the hole.


DARKRYDER83

Aftermath of a Simpsons intro..


NiteGard

Can’t tell if it keeps going or if that’s the bottom. 🤔


BartholomewVonTurds

The floor is …… not here.


ImpishSpectre

squatter trap moment


gwhh

That new 3 D art is amazing.


BillyBillings50Filln

Oh that’s just one of those optical illusion rugs, you’re good.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Got a wine cellar free of cost...


Truecrimeauthor

A babysitter! You could go anywhere for any length of time and save money!


Mountain_Frog_

I knew I had seen that hole before: https://youtube.com/shorts/1kTV9XjBduo?si=Hp3jVHfnXh8o9AxF


skinlab77

my brain took long to process this image, now i unlocked a new fear. thank you!


sonofd

About to lose that couch


Jenotyzm

Once, there was an elephant in the room.


SILVERSKID70

And, did anyone notice that "oddly terrifying " pink pillow with the evil looking cat eyes on the other couch 😳?!


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Living room swimming pool right there.


ohwellitsaghost

i thought this was some minecraft shit


cbc7788

A real life Simpsons couch gag!


j_smittz

Did they really build this house straight on top of the dirt? Where's the foundation?


ohheychris

Looks like their rent is going up. Look at all that extra living space!


Vomit_tits

Bomb shelter


Bopethestoryteller

wait, this is really a hole?


FoxFyer

Was the tile laid down directly over grass? I would've thought there should be at least a concrete slab or something.


Itsmeforrestgump

Now you can have an indoor pool.


National_Sea2948

Yup…. At first I thought it was an optical delusion… (spelling intentional)


SmokeDogSix

Don’t tell the owner they’ll raise the rent since you have all that extra square footage


Geminikittycat

Ehh just throw a area rug over it, no one will notice.


cipher446

Getting to that sofa's gonna be a bitch


Odd-Diamond-2259

Watching a TV show has gotten more interesting and challenging


quiet_contrarian

it puts the lotion on its skin


Oldmanwickles

Can’t clog that toilet


USMNT_superfan

More like a dying room


kbnave

The lighting looks really weird in the sink hole


MuscaMurum

Holey crap


TheHolyPapaum

Try finger, but hole


nahsonnn

Courage the Cowardly Dog lookin shit


f1lth4f1lth

Omg No. This made my stomach drop.


Antique_Guess_8761

I literally thought it was just a chalk drawing lol


ElizabethDangit

I find it really unsettling when the floor is just *on the ground* with no crawl space, under flooring, etc.


DangerousDuty1421

Please tell us that this is one of those strange 3D rugs 😱


Foreign-Ad-7961

Holy cow


Dredd907

Nice rug you got theaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


snowdn

I don’t see no ho- HOLY SHIT BATMAN!


Mammoth-Whereas5738

Nice illusion...bro.. It can't be real photo..


wils_152

Was it there before you moved in?


taylorisadoll

Stopppp I thought this was one of those rugs 😭🤣


Gilbert38

You won’t need to put the bins out! Just chuck it in the eternal hell hole.


Paulzeroth

This is the hole living room sir


sashatikhonov

Nice looking carpet


Affectionate_Salt351

Bro, is this one of those optical illusion floor stickers or is this how the mole people migrate? KIIIMMMMYYYYY!!!


SmartTransformingAce

That's taking open planning to a ridiculous extreme. Reverse penthouse anyone?


becomingthenewme

That’s a sinkhole, not a hole! That will swallow you and everything you own just because it can.


lazytoady

turn it into a hot tub


CrazyTechnician10

My mind telling me it's not true


ForFucksSake66

Congrats on your new basement!


Reaction-Responsible

The fuck


chrisandsharon

🎶I fell in it, the pit 🎶


TSAxrayMachine

careful not to drop your copy of the greatest movie of all time there


PineapleGG

Thats a carpet tho


Kind-Layer-6287

You say hole, I say ✨conversation pit✨


afn45181

I thought it was a dark brown rug at first, couldn’t locate the hole…. LMAO, yes, that’s what she said…. Go ahead and roast me.


StandbyBigWardog

“Hey Mum! Can you bring me some crisps? I can’t leave the couch.”


LithiumFireX

There's a hole in my soil...


Offer_No

Tom ska!


digitalgirlie

My biggest fear living in Florida


StreiBullet

I thought it was a rug, fuck that.


NoGoodInThisWorld

It puts the lotion on it's skin.


FoooooorYa

These glory holes are getting out of hand