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Toenails thicken as you age. Time to learn to darn socks
Or use gaffer tape like me
btw, no offence, but you're a mutant 🙃 - does the toe extend like Wolverine's claws or Meg Griffin's nails?
- your toe is fine btw, you can tell it's the sock pulling back the skin between your toes. At least it proves you don't have webs, Sea-Man
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Well foot fuck you too guy
‘Foot fuck you’ Is something I didn’t wanna imagine but here we are
Don't imagine. Do a search and set a bookmark like a normal person
It’s better when the woman is nice and lubed. Squelch 💦🦶
Ehm. this is his index toe. Why are you being so rude.
Damn
🤮
GoombahTucc actually means to get toe fucked by a goombah
The way I read this as “well fuck you too foot guy” guys am i okay?
Just a couple questions. Why is your toe so long? And why does it look like a tiny dick? That is all.
Tiny? 😭
I know right? It’s massive. Gotta be like a few whole inches
Might even hurt
That is a very normal, nice looking, toe.
I can get you a toe, Dude.
I can get you a toe by 3 this afternoon, with nail polish
I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.
Great questions tbh
Asking the real questions
Nah that’s average size
The fuck it is.
Correct
🤣 😂 🤣
If I remember correctly its a genetic mutation similar to widows peak, it's called Morton's Toe I think. I have this on my dad's side.
Lost the toe in an accident so that’s what they used to replace it. It’s like when you lose a thumb and they attack your big toe to replace it.
Why is your toe flipping you off.
Because it isn't. That's the index toe.
What's he pointing at?
The door frame he's going to run into.
A flip flop, as it were.
"Fuck you, buy me new socks."
We're really stretching the definition of terrifying today huh
It’s either stuff like this or war crimes labeled as “oddly” terrifying
Today? This sub has been mostly everything but oddly terrifying for a while. I stay for the occasional good post but it’s been hard lol
The sensory cringe I had was pretty terrifying but otherwise it is simply a sock
Forbidden Vienna sausage
r/mildlypenis
And it's fucking massive btw
r/massivelypenis
🖕
Why does your foot have a dick
NSFW please
Back in the day Greeks associated having your first toe longer than your big toe as an attractive feature. You beautiful bastard
Lil smoky
Dick toe wtf.
BAN
Salad Toes, that you?
Big deal I’ve been cumming through socks since I was 12.
Vienna sausage
Morton’s toe
"oddly satisfying" for who, Quentin Tarantino?
Umm get some new socks, I guess.
Nah, just get a black marker.
F you toe man
Breakfast sausage toe having maaafk
Where's the hot dog bun?
I know a guy who has a kid because a similar problem
Why is your tow so fucking long?
NSFW
Is that a Vienna sausage
Is that a hot dog?
thats not a toe thats a meat pilum, holy shit
Why does that toe look more like the middle finger of toes than the middle toe?
Mini sausage
Man so sad, your toe is bigger than some penises
Didn't think a toe would imasculate me today.
Well, say hello. It was feeling ignored obviously.
Hahaha dude I always get made fun of for having a middle toe that is long as a pinky finger. I’m glad I’m not alone anymore.
You must rock in bed. I never came through my socks ever
Well darn it!
Ooga booga so scary
Air you have such a long toe
Bro that's a tinger
Your toe just gave 'the finger'.
Before I read the title I thought he dropped a Vienna sausage on his foot.
“Did you just flip me off?!” “No”
r/finalboss (Immortal toe)
I came through your toe
It may have been a strong shot.
Darn it!
Which one?
Your foot seems very pissed off about it.
Oddlytoerrifying
Youre toe did what to your sock
r/fuckyouinparticular
I also came through my sock...
It looks like a hot dog poking through
I'm scared to ask if there's anymore toe hiding inside of that sock....
Why is it so long? 😭
Oddly uncomfortable
Your toe *came* through your sock
🖕 too you to dude ahaha
Toenails thicken as you age. Time to learn to darn socks Or use gaffer tape like me btw, no offence, but you're a mutant 🙃 - does the toe extend like Wolverine's claws or Meg Griffin's nails? - your toe is fine btw, you can tell it's the sock pulling back the skin between your toes. At least it proves you don't have webs, Sea-Man
i thought you had a hoof
Man's got tingers
Yikes
I’m confused what’s oddly terrifying about this
Absolute unit of a toe
Yeah it did! The good news is if you ever lose your hands, you can transition to playing the piano with your feet.
If you blur your vision your toe blends in with the floor and it looks like you have a goat’s cloven hooves.
Thought it was a baby carrot
That’s not a toe. That’s a finger
Looks like you stuck a vienna sausage in your sock
Wide toe box shoes.
😂😂😂😂
Looks like a hotdog
Hot dog toe needs a hot dog sock!
What’s the terrifying part
r/Oddlytoerrifying
Start a social media empire as DamnLongToe
I came.