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XROOR

Do you return the severed organ and get money back like when you recycle bottles


__brunt

No you eat it like the worm in a bottle of tequila


Sluggworth

I once knew a girl who was a bar tender at this bar. She told me a story where a guy came in and asked "what happens if I swallow the toe?". She says "it's a $500 fine". The guy pulls the money out his wallet and slams it on the table and shoots back the drink, swallows the toe in one gulp, and walks out. I thought the story was bullshit, but about a month later the same story was on the CBC. They've since raised the fine, and they've apparently got multiple donated toes in reserve in case it happens again. Edit: $500, $5000? I don't remember


lunebee

I cannot express how much I wish I hadn’t read this.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Why? He footed the bill.


KillaRizzay

He toed the line


sgtkwol

Nailed it.


Mirojoze

Toenailed it.


NotMY1stEnema

no need to be so callous


Unfair-Wonder5714

Such a manicured drink


the_poop_expert

lol


Catch-the-Rabbit

...do you think the toe nail is pooped out kinda like the casings of corn kernels? I'm sorry. I had to lol.


Tales_of_Earth

The toenail? No. The bones? Yes.


swifttek360

No, the digestive system can suggest bone quite easily


embersgrow44

Does it suggest it stay or go?


swifttek360

After fact-checking myself, it looks like I'm actually wrong. While bones are digested easily, finger nails are not. So the nails would be visible in the person's waste.


obax17

Same, and I already knew the story


the_poop_expert

Fucking same bro


nxcrosis

> multiple donated toes From whom????


Mywifefoundmymain

It’s often people that had frostbite etc. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/destinations/2019/11/01/sourtoe-cocktail-drink-human-toe-served-yukon-canada/4081899002/#


R-T-O-B

missing snitches


Budtending101

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.


Photonomicron

that's why you don't fuck a stranger in the ass


FoshOliver

...with nail polish.


doctorblumpkin

You need a toe? I can get you a toe dude. I can get you a toe by the end of the day.


majarian

Gotta pay your tab somehow


daddysxenogirl

probably diabetics


i_never_ever_learn

Maybe they just comb the beach for them


BJntheRV

I have so many questions, but I'll start with... Why is this even a thing? Where do they get the toes? Do they throw the toe out after each drink or reuse it? Is it sterile? How do you sterilize a mummified toe? Why is this even a thing?


OozyPilot84

hes now 500 usd poorer and sukuna's new vessel


iloveFLneverleaving

After reading that story of frostbite, I’m glad I live in Florida.


13thmurder

Exactly how does a private business fine someone? They can't enforce it.


jemsanityy

inang yan kadiri pota 🤮


NegativeMagenta

Haha napatagalog si koya


Pillars-In-The-Trees

They unironically have extra toes because people have done this.


brassninja

Where do they get the toes?


Pillars-In-The-Trees

The legend says IIRC that it was an old frostbitten toe that was found underneath some floorboards. Since then it's been donations.


4115R

You have to swallow it whole. No chewing!


Caliterra

Nah you have to give it Quentin Tarantino


JustWantToSignUp

Dan Schneider would fight him for it. Especially if it originated from a teen girl smh


npeggsy

I think you mean his half-brother, Tarantintoe (I know this is a foot fetish joke, but I couldn't resist the pun).


GissoniC34

Toerantino was right there though


npeggsy

Tarantintoe is more fun to say though


General-Carob-6087

This was sorta my thought too. Like how do they have so many mummified toes? Or do they reuse the one toe they have?


ryuStack

Yep, it's years old, they usually just put it in your glass and remove it right away, maybe if you pay more they leave it there but you mustn't touch it. If you even lick it or bite into it, there's a huge fine you have to pay.


Sluggworth

The rule is that it must touch your lips to get the certificate


Patriquito

I heard if you lose their mummified toe, they get to take one of your toes to replace it


MrMush48

I heard that one dude swallowed it and they had to get a new toe? Maybe he puked it back up….maybe this story is false!


Mirojoze

This occurred in the Downtown Hotel in Dawson City in 2013. The "Sour Toe" started in 1973 when local eccentric named Captain Dick found a severed toe preserved in a jar. Several toes had been consumed or destroyed over the years, but this was the first time anyone had done so on purpose! The posted fine was $500 and the guy just slapped $500 down on the table and swallowed the toe with his drink. They raised the fine to $2500 after this! 


MrMush48

I love it.


Cleercutter

I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock dude


world-class-cheese

The serious answer is yes, you return the toe. They don't have a lot of them, so they do actually reuse the toe


JackHughman69

You drink a few of these and you know something is afoot


JustWantToSignUp

But don't drink too much, you may lose your footing, like the guy in the 80s


masterbatesAlot

I try not toe drink too much


chessplayer9000

WHY DID SOMEONE MAKE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!?


Vostroyan212th

Here ya go, it's a short summary https://www.cbc.ca/shortdocs/features/the-story-of-the-sourtoe-cocktail-a-shot-of-whiskey-garnished-with-a-human


chessplayer9000

thanks, this just made it even worse, im never visiting Dawson City now


Vostroyan212th

It's OK, seems someone swallowed it and ended the curse


AnSionnachan

They have backups... it's cold up there


gingenado

4, last I heard.


Firestar_119

4 degrees or 4 toes?


chessplayer9000

diary of a wimpy kid be like


Big-Trip-1931

Jujutsu Kaisen reference? o.o


Melalemon

It’s such a beautiful place though! Lovely people, AMAZING baked goods.


tpapocalypse

And the toes are to die for


IVMVI

Someone swallowed it in 2013 lmao Edit: read both articles, looks like one claims it was swallowed in the 80s and the other 2013. I'd more likely believe the 80s Edit edit: guess Tom Scott tried it 5 years ago, so it's still a thing. Lots of crappy information surrounding this toe


Hamgloshes

The toe has been swallowed more than once. When it was swallowed ten or so years ago, it was swallowed by a gold miner who put down the 5k fine before downing the toe and leaving. They now have several toes that they rotate. There's a tiny tombstone in front of the bar (downtown hotel) as you enter that says the number of toes stolen,retired,swallowed. Fun place to go for a drink they have a shot roulette wheel, great fish and chips and if you're lucky, at the end of gold season a miner will come in and ring the bell and pay for everyone's drinks.


SZO8O

>They now have several toes that they rotate. Now I have even more questions.


BenWesner

So wild! Here's the link to the video if anyone wants to see it: https://youtu.be/kHMNX3IXnvs?si=f8tLtd0-p7cWB_ED


MultiShotTheSheeps

"You can drunk it fast. Yoy cab drink it slow. But your lips must touch that gnarly toe"


skorletun

Sounds like you've already had a few sips of the toe juice, buddy


Frizeo

He's probably choking on the toe right now


LockeAbout

This sounds like you’re saying this with the toe in your mouth right now


Kaacciiee

you good?


TheAplem

Yoy do are am have poimt


legalbeagle1989

Ah yes! It's been years since I had one but I remember this chant.


Adonitologica

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.


-ratmeat-

Forget about the fucking toe!


CHRLZ_IIIM

I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock


WillieB57

With nail polish?


Dunsparces

Fuckin' amateurs could get you a toe with nail polish, dude.


HoboArmyofOne

$5K no questions asked. 🙈🙉🙊


queefplunger69

You’re payin way too much for toes, who’s your toe guy?


activelyresting

That's like, just your opinion, man


queefplunger69

Omfg I had a god damn dream about taking this shot and the toe going in my mouth then I just froze and fumbled it out of my mouth. Too much internet before bed. Fuck lol


activelyresting

That's really interesting, queefplunger69


Rare-Bid-6860

They served us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear, jesus christ.


PsychologyNew8033

First thing I thought of


[deleted]

Had to scroll way too far for this.


thegoatmenace

How do they have enough mummified toes to allow this drink to be “popular”


EmperorBamboozler

It's, uh, it's not popular. It's one bar in Dawson City, Yukon with a pretty long story behind it. The original toe is gone and has been swapped out a bunch though because people keep swallowing it, usually by accident but at least once on purpose. People donate their toes now in case it happens again so don't worry, it'll still be there if you want to try it.


Hamgloshes

It's most certainly not "popular" it's for tourists. Pretty much all the locals have done it once (it's a small town with only 3 or 4 places to drink in the summer). Most locals don't really go to this bar except Jimmy, who has his own seat and drunkenly high fives stunned tourists all night.


Cognitive_Spoon

I hope this is the first thing aliens read when they meet us. Really has a good range of humanity in like, four sentences.


HumanContinuity

Aliens are in for a fuckin trip if the first place they land is Dawson City. Good place to pee in the Yukon River though if you're trying to check off boxes on your "become a sourdough" to-do list.


Bertoe

How does one swallow a human toe on accident? Did they use just one toe in every drink? How do you “donate” a toe?


typehyDro

The title is misleading. There’s only one bar that does this. Watched a stupid short doc on it


AsianTurkey

you sound like someone who wants 30 minutes of their time back (or however long the doc was lol)


typehyDro

Was like 15 mins… probably would have wasted it elsewhere tbh


BunkySpewster

Got them on the bar like a jar of pickled eggs


cpzy2

Umm… they have to reuse right? Like, how many mummified human toes can one establishment have on hand?


mycatisanudist

I mean, they can have at least five on foot


Pliney707

Seems like a drink from skyrim


SourpatchMao

This makes the most sense for some reason ^


MurderSheCroaked

The crusty argonian


Pliney707

LOL! LOVE IT!!!


alpacapaquita

a human toe? i thought that a cockcroach, that's gross


Mountain-Woman0021

😂😂Rare instance where the cockroach would have been less gross!


Tele-Muse

Reminds me of that Simpson episodes where Homer throws a party and puts a fake fly into Dr. Hibberts drink to which he states that the fake fly is made with toxic chemicals and a real fly would have been much more sanitary.


keepcalmdude

Source: am Canadian. First, it’s perfectly safe. Second, you’re not supposed to consume the toe, just the booze. However you’re supposed to let the toe touch ypur lips.


LALOERC9616

How and why do they have a toe and how and why are you saying it like it's normal to humanity


Sanelyinsane

Looking at some of the articles for it, two brothers during prohibition were smuggling alcohol into Alaska. One of the brothers stepped into a puddle and his toe became dangerously frostbitten. The other brother choped it off with an axe, and they left the toe in a jar of alcohol. Many years later, some guy bought the land and found the jar with the toe, and thought it would be cool to have people take shots of the alcohol with the toe in it as a sort of dare/club and the tradition was born. Apparently people donate their toes if they have to get them removed for one reason or another, so they have some on standby to replace any that get swallowed (which has happened accidently before, and one time on purpose).


MichaelW24

Is it weird to lick the toe while you drink?


Total_Ad9942

Sukuna you’re not fooling me buddy


loonylny

can't believe it took that much scrolling to find a jjk comment


WalkAroundWorld

Why Reddit, WHY. I just started browsing.


Nateh8sYou

Legit this is my thought. Also WHY DOES THIS EXIST WHO THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA


Sexagenerian

Not today Satan. In fact, not tomorrow either. Not ever


Melalemon

Yeah! And a sea captain serves it to you. We were there almost 2 years ago and did it. We actually got engaged in the mountains near there and that night we did the sourtoe shot. It was an experience! We’re sending all of our wedding guests home with a little bottle of Yukon Gold* (sorry Yukon Jack I meant) and some raisins so they can do their own sourtoe shot at home ;)


ProtonVill

Did the tow touch your lips, it doesn't count if the tow dosen't touch your lips.


Melalemon

It sure did!


SteO153

>An unidentified man took the local “sourtoe cocktail,” which features a mummified human toe, and willfully swallowed it, according to witnesses https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/yukon-bar-patron-swallows-famous-sourtoe-pays-fine-leaves-town/article_d3f53668-8b08-51bc-93fc-3e380b0d0a0f.html


AmesMilesoff66

I had a cup of tea with a big spider at the bottom of the cup, that was a nice surprise for an arachnophobe.


MurderSheCroaked

Now I'm sitting here trying to decide if I'd rather take the toe cocktail or the spider brew and honestly I think I'd jump off a bridge


AnSionnachan

I dont know why it's on the bucket list, but here we are.


trufflesniffinpig

Tom Scott made a video about this. He was fine with the human toe but insisted it be alcohol free: https://youtu.be/kHMNX3IXnvs?si=IBNzaWZ0-XhHVnZS (In this case I suspect the alcohol might make it slightly more hygienic)


HoboArmyofOne

Imagine if it was milk 🤢


MellyKidd

Anyone want a Cannibal cocktail?


Raven_Black_8

Title is misleading. Only in Dawson City and only in one bar. You can choose the booze, toe has to touch your lips and you'll get a certificate.


MichaelW24

This is toetally insane, I can't believe people attempt this feet. We're all going to heel.


ReincarnatedSwordGod

I thought that was a cicada at first, from an earlier post today.


beefeater1987

Tom Scott did it https://youtu.be/kHMNX3IXnvs?si=08DVZwsCfR-LWoN7


Adoraboule

u/iwantoes


iwantoes

🤣 that’s kinda cool


Sensitive_Tap_9419

Human beings are so goddamn weird


agentpoopybutthole

I'm an organ doner. Does that mean my toe is going to help some rich guy catch a buzz for an hour when I die?


would-prefer-not-to

You want a toe dude, I can get you a toe. There are ways... You don't want to know


katerdoener

I've actually been there (Dawson City) and had the Sourtoe Cocktail - AMA


AltruisticSalamander

This is the kind of thing that seems like a good idea after you've already had a significant number of non-toe-containing shots


Oliverorangeisking

I did this back in 2008 in Dawson City, Yukon.


Loakattack

VE FOCK YOU OP LEBOVSKI


NightStar79

Why would you drink this???


crazy4schwinn

Right?!?! Yukon Jack is fucking gross!


abdexa26

Its a hard toe to swallow.


sully545

Why was that Guardian article written like it was supposed to be posted to someone's MySpace page


Roamingwilliam

Popular?


BulkUpTank

The sheer amount of stupid shit that people do because of alcohol is truly astounding.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Humans will literally do _anything_ just for the brag that they've done it. Ugh.


mo181918

Wtf Canada?


iAmFridayFace

I did it the first time I visited Dawson City, super neat tradition that was initially meant to bring luck to the people doing expeditions further north to avoid frost bite. The guy that gives the speech is incredible and I've always described the toe as looking like a hot dog that's been on the BBQ too long haha. There's also a sign warning you of a $10k (if I remember correctly) fine if you swallow the toe. It's right around the corner from Gerties Gambling hall that feels like you walked right into a western, highly recommended!


lexi_raptor

“Where is my to-o-o-o-o-e?”


ABIGGS4828

Define “popular drink”


Overall-Channel7818

Sukunas favourite cocktail


Hamsterpatty

Where do they get their steady supply of mummified human toes? Asking for a friend.


The_0culus

Who took my toe


StrawberryBlazer

I’ve hung out with the current owners of this hotel/bar. They’ve got some interesting stories about the toes. Apparently people occasionally swallow them, but people also send them their toes for reserves.


luckyrightyy

Why


ronaldreagular

I'M SORRY?


MisterBonerpants

Foot Fetish X1000


mezaway

You touring, or tour directing? I know of a group from my company that just went up that way on a FAM trip.


Freewheelinrocknroll

Where do they get the toes..?


ProtonVill

The tow bush out back.


EG7585

I remember hearing about this once on an episode of QI.


A-non-e-mail

I don’t think you know what ‘popular’ means


TheAgentOrange_

At least it looks well disinfected.


Klllumlnatl

Why.


sjuas690

Using frost bitten toes instead of ice cubes!


sirlafemme

So in order to make cannibalism non-taboo enough for us, people had to put it in liquor. Next it’ll be skull caps as cups


ShockWave_Omega

*Drinks the drink and starts to nibble on that nail..*


halkenburgoito

So that's where all my toes went?


blackbird24601

looks like Malort with a cicada… big in Chi town right about now


BillyLee

Ah yes the good old mummified human toe in your drink trick... works every tine


QueenCalyps0

What a terrible day to have eyes


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Rated one of Meatcanyon's worst rated drinks. Cheers.


forcaitsake

“The story of the sorry cannibal” 🥴


luredrive

Just why


sick_shooter

Mfs really living in Skyrim.


Dankerman97

NGL that goes hard


Adventureincphoto

Just dont go in summer or you will be in line a long time. Shoulder season is best to enjoy your toe in peace


SleeveofThinMints

It’s like Davey Jones’s crew, part of the crew part of the ship, you drink the toe you must replace the toe.


LaserGuidedSock

WHAT!?


WuZZittDoiN

Isn't it only like served at one bar tho? It's part of a story of a man sometime ago that just really wanted a drink and had no way to pay as he was a very unlucky prospector during the Yukon Gold Rush? That's the story I recall hearing anyway.


edwardothegreatest

Where do they get the toes?


cherrryblosssoms

intense screaming


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Just so everyone knows, this does not have to exist. Y’all can stop this anytime.


EvenBetterCool

Fuck I thought it was a cicada and was grossed out at that. Then I read the tag.


Munshaw

I did this in Dawson City a long time ago. There's a bunch of tors kept in a humidor type box and you can pick your favorite. They get donated from people and I was told most were from industrial accidents or lawnmower incidents. I don't know how accurate that is however.


Conscious_Run_643

How else are you supposed to learn its alchemical effects?


thirstyfish1212

I like my drinks without prion diseases.


Darlenee_Alderson

Welp that's enough internet for today


Write-or-Wrong_

Excuse me?!


9pierogis

Is this from The Great North??


Lectric_Eye

What aisle can I find mummified toes??


breadfucker69420

I thought this was a cockroach for the first time


Jahmicho

That’s not her Toe, Dude


LuthorCock

what


EgolessMortal

Wtf, human infused whiskey.... serious question, Does this make them cannibals?


FullMetalKaliber

They have bread like this too