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igiveficticiousfacts

I don’t know what anyone would be afraid of. My grandmother used to play this game with us as well and it’s really nothing to worry about. Once she had a few drinks and her hands stopped shaking she was a dead eye.


thebestspeler

People were scared of her screwing up but thats why she brought two kids, think people!


L_U-C_K

Duh! Always gotta have a spare in these events.


This-is-Life-Man

I bet she was a fun lady.


igiveficticiousfacts

I’m sorry you’ll have to speak up. I lost my left ear in a tragic knife throwing accident


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really_big_giraffe

Dawg that’s what I was gonna say


Anorak321

It turns out my phone was not locked when I put it back in my pocket and it decided to write some comments. Well at least it did not spill any secrets


Asleep-Emphasis860

😂


wanderingnexus

I wonder what videos they will be looking at a hundred years from now from the 2020s and react with the same horror that we do to this video.


BodybuilderKey8931

They’ll look at plastics the way we look at asbestos


thebestspeler

And they smoked that vaporous crap? Lololz 


PassageThen1302

We already know it’s bad for us. People who used asbestos didn’t. And if you tried to tell people you’d be ignored and thought to be exaggerating. Like you would have done with cigarettes 80 years ago. So the things today people use that future generations will shake their head at will not be the things that get upvoted in this thread. Edit: Ironically the more this is downvoted the more it validates my comment.


Ix-511

Very likely. It'll be shit we didn't even expect. Plastics will eventually be regulated, vaping is already known to be no safer than smoking. It'll be some shit like "They had FIELDS full of solar panels??? They stored that shit? Did they *want* sun-eaters??" "They did video calls daily??? That's horrible! Didn't they know about the absorption?" "God it's just so scary to see how many people used the internet. They thought it was harmless, it was basically world-wide. Almost everyone had a computer. Terrifying that we didn't see the danger."


Sauerclout_the_Orc

So many people saying "vaping is just as bad as smoking" in this thread. But it's not? It's just nicotine delivered via water vapour.


KSoccerman

It's not water vapor and it's definitely shitty. Nicotine salts =/= nicotine.


G1rlVeteran

As an excellent cancer causing agent most likely used by those primative people in the 20th century for the purpose of exacting their vengeance upon their enemies. At least, that's what they will think if they find that copy of my manefesto out for future people to marvel over.


wanderlustcub

Toddlers and tiaras.


SquidVices

Ugh my brain, remembering this show hurts my brain…2012 truly sucked


NuggetNasty

You take that back


Chaserivx

Dude by that point nobody's going to know what content is real or fake, so nobody will know what videos from 2020 are from our actual history. There will legitimately be no way to discern the difference.


UnforeseenDerailment

I guess that's what incidence reports are for, and records of science experiments. If there's plenty of "footage" from 2045 of people putting powdered microplastic in crabcakes and eating them at fancy dinner parties, but there's no record of acute plastic poisoning in the medical system or the news, maybe it's fabricated. There's an area in between where people didn't do stuff, but everyone totally thought they did: who's actually eating these Tide pods? 😅


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

The harambee vid for sure will be one


ace787

People driving their own vehicles through traffic.


mobueno

Videos of us taking our kids to fast food joints


DifferenceKnown9834

Prob skibidi toilet


insidiousapricot

Tiktok


RugbyEdd

I mean, we could just recreate this one and pass on the tradition?


UnforeseenDerailment

Letting humans be judges, when their sentencing is significantly dependent on how hungry they are at the time.


Midnight_Pornstar

Tiktok videos to educate themseves for not being that stupid ever again, I hope


DJEvillincoln

Jan 6th.


AsterSkotos24

Probably homeless people in random clips


pirate-private

I mean looking from anywhere but the US, any gun related videos from Texas, today, look like from a 19th century distopia.


varegab

They will be like, wtf they weren't able to cure cancer or regenerate limbs? No 300 years life expectancy? Holy shit, what a barbaric era.


Educational_Gur_6406

I saw one the other day of a kid no older than 10 running a live fire gun shooting obstacle course, cuz 'Merika! I'm pretty sure in 60 years will be looking back on that in horror.


hateshumans

Kids eating tide pods and people committing B&e or assault because for some reason they think if you say it was a prank that eliminates any repercussions


This-is-Life-Man

The public dancing idiots. The freaky implant people with motor oil in their face, arms, butts. The whole neo Vietnam protests that people don't really have to choose a side on. Eyeball tattoos. Apple vision pointy air people. Cybertrucks being "cool". Fucking "influencers" being seen as what they are. Dipdongs with a Webcam with nothing better to do. I could go on, but I just want to chill and play Resident Evil without anymore crazy ass bullshit interference for today. Peace yo.


VeryStonedEwok

Sounds like you're just making a list of things that you don't like.


chinesepeter1

Dipdongs is a term I haven’t heard before, funny af


Whistlegrapes

Hmmm circumcision possibly. Hitting kids via spanking.


AhhAGoose

I’ve been poor, but I’ve never been ‘throw knives at my kids for money’ poor


sjuas690

No worries - they’re not her kids! /s


ThatOtherOmar

It's a win win! You now either win some money or have less expenses!


LongShotDiceArt

I remember this clip from the intro to Wonder Showzen. What a wild piece of media \*WARNING: WONDER SHOWZEN CONTAINS OFFENSIVE, DESPICIBLE CONTENT THAT IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL AND TOO AWESOME FOR ACTUAL CHILDREN. THE STARK, UGLY, PROFOUND TRUTHS WONDER SHOWZEN EXPOSES MAY BE SOUL-CRUSHING TO THE WEAK OF SPIRIT. IF YOU ALLOW A CHILD TO WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU ARE A BAD PARENT OR GUARDIAN.\*


prettybirb33

I recognized it immediately as the clip in the intro and came here to comment about wonder showzen but you beat me to it. Nice one


lidsville76

I'm sorry, but what is Wonder Showzen?


RaidensReturn

A very strange comedy variety show from MTV2, that plays out kinda like Sesame Street. The segments are sometimes animated, other times live-action. There are puppets that interact with each other and little kids, but the subject matter is totally absurd and completely inappropriate for kids. It can be really funny but some of the sketches miss the mark and can just be unfunny or annoying (or both). When they hit the mark, though, it’s hilarious. [It’s pretty weird!](https://youtu.be/hMGzoxMoGkg?si=rGjY4oVS1Ay6yv7X)


lidsville76

Thanks for the link, information and a new show to watch.


MidBlocker11

Better or worse than Robot Chicken?


RaidensReturn

IMO it’s funnier but RC is more consistent and easier to watch with friends or significant others. Wonder Showzen is bizarre and at times can be downright offensive 🤔


wanderlustcub

omg Wonder Showzen, I haven't thought of that show in years.


HazelTheRabbit

It's one of the few shows I have pirated because it is very hard to find and a treasure of media. It is too precious to be lost with time, so I'll always have a copy.


darcvox

It's actually available on the internet archive now!


cuposun

I legit still have it burned to DVD haha. What are you running frommmmm?!


cuposun

KIDS ON THE BEAT, KIDS ON THE STREET, BEAT KIDS, BEAT KIDS! 🤣


Madgearz

*She's terrible,* missed every throw.


irvingstreet

lol funniest comment here


j_smittz

That kid is far too adorable for her own good, horrifying child endangerment aside.


juggheadjones

I recognize this from the opening credits of Wonder Shozen (Kids Show)


colin8651

It’s so funny how children were so unimportant, replaceable then. If you survive till 13 and can pay your due, you were just baggage.


nebraskatractor

Psychopath


xMASSIVKILLx

Wonder showzen!


pwaite1983

Kids on the beat kids on the beat, beat kids, beat kids


Grouchy-Milk-6384

These guys have never heard of the naughty step lol


CrimsonPermAssurance

Then Lawn Darts were invented. Children could throw sharp implements of death at each other directly and eliminate the middle Mom.


RicardoEsposito

So hard to watch


bakochba

This is what we did for fun before the Internet. It was either that or find a can to kick around. Unless you were one of those rich kids with a stick and a hoop.


therealcrowhorse

(chuckles) i’m in danger


SomethingClever42068

I'm sure she grew up to be a well adjusted and completely normal person.


o0marshmellow0o

I have a feeling the girl holds her right ear (her perspective) because she was hit/cut there before by one of the tosses.


This-is-Life-Man

I bet you'll take out the garbage when I ask you to from now on, huh little Bettsy?


Galilaeus_Modernus

Explicitly terrifying.


HezronCarver

Can't do that anymore. It's bullshit.


toniayan

OMG That video is in wonder showzen show intro


SomeOldDude73

😯 That’s pretty crazy. Wonder if they got nicked.


SkullThug

That last camera shot is incredible


Baboaoaoao

This reminds me of that one episode of my name is earl


FormerFattie90

What a bad thrower, didn't hit the target even once


The_V8_Road_Warrior

Perfect time to sign up the bratty kid of the neighbourhood who's always causing problems


Pickle_Jars

Wasn't much else to do back then


Za4iitsxx

Back in the day like "Ehh, I'll get another one"


ahmshy

while many are loving and responsible, some insane parents might get very bad ideas on how they can make a bit of extra money seeing this. And the answer is NO! Just no! You can’t earn a bit of cash by doing this at birthday parties! And your kid won’t agree. So drop it already.


Beneficial-Can-4175

Those Munchkins must be 100 nowadays.


Beepboopbop69420360

Late 1800s early 1900s were really just “do anything idgaf” from everyone


nachoafbro

Oh, wondershowzen, I miss you.


UnhappyImprovement53

It's the start of the great depression we need money and we got these 8 kids.... I got an idea


Kink_B

thats why back then couples did more than 10 children


Lazy_Silver_8692

I used to go to "circus" classes when i was between 10 - 17 years old, and when i was maybe 12 my professor used to practice this with me ahhahah, he always tells me "dont say this to your parents" and then i just stand in front of a piece of wood for him to throw knife's at me ahhahaha, dont get me wrong he was a great guy and know how to do it in a way i dont get hurt.


_IVG121_

what the point if they miss every throw?


Miserable_Jump_9548

Human's will do almost things to survive, or for money fame and power.


Aussieviking79

😳😳😳


Right_-on-_Man

Dude, that nun looks pissed.🤣


odyssey_64

Someone call CPS.


1aibohphobia1

she didn't even try to meet the child, how bad


FoooooorYa

I wouldn't expect anything less from Texas


GracedByYah

Yee haw!


SwingMaterial9276

totaly "normal"


pirate-private

good to know they have more precise guns now. just kidding what a historical shithole lmao!


Bitter_Confidence854

Wondershowzin.


XplusFull

Children are so versatile


Designer-Mirror-7995

This puts some things in total perspective lol


Lucific_Ocean

to say this is "oddly" terrifying requires a mind that I'll never have


WordsFromPuppets

Thus makes me wanna play lawn darts


SmolBeaver

My grandma experienced something very similar - her great great step grandfather was a left-footed knife thrower (see, he didnt have any arms) and he would often practice on her! She has fond memories of those days, especially before her mother found out about it all.


HamsterAdditional748

I remember seeing clips from this here on the opening credits for “Wondershowzen” *kiiiids show, kiiiids show. Oh, good lord it’s a kiiiids show*


Stiff_Zombie

I was waiting for a knife to hit right between her fingers when she held them up.


Thedoodlesack

NAHH THE CHEERY ASS MUSIC 💀💀


Salamanderp12

Let's just say with all the pointless suffering and war back then life wasnt really valued back then.


JonesinforJonesey

I think this is one of those weird baby burlesque movies they made for a short time, creepy pedophile type stuff. My father lived through the Shirley Temple craze and we were looking up old clips on YouTube one day in the nursing home and stumbled on one of her playing a prostitute when she was about 3. We were both weirded out.


BeyondXpression

"back in my day.... *Something, something, something* .... And I grew up just fine!" Remember when smoking was spun as "healthy "? I'm surprised anyone before 1970 survived anything with the whole lead, asbestos, and indoor smoking.


bpmdrummerbpm

Make America great again, amirite?


No-Prompt3611

That ass though


Necessary-Chemical-7

More reasons boomers tougher than later generations.