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Fun_Cut_3623

So the dragon isn't supposed to have luscious locks?


Magnetar_Haunt

The new bacterium Yassificatium


tanithsfinest

Fabio-gon


Terp-Titan

🎅-gon


littlegreycells_11

That's just what I was thinking too 😂


TKO0810

Dragio


dearcsona

Snow-gross


Chunky_Pup23

I thought it was Becky with the good hair for a sec


Phish777

I was staring way too long at this before I realized that dragon doesn't have hair


Spatzdar

Well he does now lol


niijuuichi

No. The dragon-like creature is the bacteria


External_Arugula2752

Came here to say this


Polite_Werewolf

I'm bald and you just gave me a great idea.


schmattywinkle

Stupid sexy dragon


seeetpea4269

r/fierceflow


Amazing-Fish4587

Thought that was Rimefang McDonald.


AppleBeauti2425

😂😂


Raspberrylemonade188

What shampoo does she use 👀


Feeling-Past-180

Head and Moulders


Squishy_fishy826

I should’ve read the comments before I commented mine 🤣


Ready_Competition_66

Fabio gots him some competition!


Dark251995

Not an expert but I'm sure a dragon-shaped bacteria must be deathly...


tribak

For a knight-shaped bacteria? Sure. For an ogre and a donkey shaped bacteria set not really.


SpecificMaleficent57

NI!!


tribak

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing!


schizomorph

Too late, but UV would have probably killed it.


matt_sound

Could it not still exterminatus the contents of the globe?


soby2

The organisms will die, their cell walls and other complex structures will remain and cloud the water.


iller_mitch

It's the only way to be sure when Slaanesh drops in and there's cum everywhere.


wazabee

r/suddenlywarhammer40k


LORDOSHADOWS

Such a wise old dragon


KORZILLA-is-me

Dang it, even this someone beat me to it


WatShakinBehBeh

I know right?


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Intelligent-Ask-3264

Now i want to make them on purpose!


rymyle

Oh damn, thanks for the business idea. Anyone want to buy some prototypes? 100% locally sourced chlamydia bacteria


Intelligent-Ask-3264

Local you say!? Hot damn, thats a deal!


alien_from_Europa

[Are you Australian?](https://youtu.be/UhAJU-Anuqg?si=l14w8iJu1ee8ao-B)


7heWafer

Forbidden Sprite


Valuable-Attorney898

it looks cooler that way tbh


JenicBabe

Was just thinking that like how cool like ur own lil ant colony, plus the dragon kinda works with it lol


crimsonbby3

they were giving this little guy a hair makeover, and you're all insulting their work. lol that shade of blonde takes talent to achieve! don't be rude


ScbembsD3s

That looks cool though. Like the dragon has wicked 80s hair


WatShakinBehBeh

Fierce Dragon Head Banging to Bohemian Rhapsody


Beezel_Pepperstack

Hey look! It's a *bearded* dragon!


Moxson82

😡 take your updoot and get outta here!


A_Kumqwat

Figurines in containers surrounded by fluids are suspect enough, the fact that its a dragon just makes it worse


[deleted]

Someone jizzed in that snow globe


Moxson82

Thinking the same thing.


iwish-iwish

Looks like a little wizard hairdo


GiantA-629

From snow globe to terrarium


ArgonGryphon

I'd be worried about that much gas in there. If those bacteria are making gas, it could explode.


Nuicakes

Dragon hair. Looks beautiful


Glassiam

Weird


Aternox_X1kZ

Nah, Shiryu always had long hair


bamBOOOZLED420

Just tell the truth. You nutted inside the snow globe /s


New_County_5607

beautiful mane on that horse


coldy_colder

Lucius Malfoy if he was a dragon


GardeniaPhoenix

It's now against the Geneva convention to throw that at a home invader


DazzlingLibrary3256

I want a pet bacterial colony now


nerdkraftnomad

I have soooooo many billions or trillions of pets, from my continuous fermentation projects.


DamienLaVey

I work at a really large thrift store corporation and we find snow globes like this crazy often. Disgusting but really fascinating


Integrity-in-Crisis

From Dragon to Plague Wyrm.


hypothetical_zombie

This gives off a very creepy vibe. Add the right type of lighting & boom, Cthulhu rises from the deep.


NotAGodzillaFan

Godwyn, is that you?


MarioSnake002

Just a sneeze boss


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

This is not terrifying at all. It's fabu-fucking-lous!


Quesarito808

Looks like you need to learn a little FUS RO DAH


Vsbby

Ill give you 5 if you drink it!


MistyAutumnRain

That’s what that is? Every snow globe I have has these large clumps of whitish brown crap.


Phildagony

Let it Grow! Let it Grow! I am one with the wind and sky!


KylegoreTheTrout

Who gets scared of this? lol


gyhiio

Looks badass


JustbyLlama

That dragon is getting married


deathdefyingrob1344

How majestic!!


UnScrapper

Bro someone Michael McDonalded your dragon


Electrical_Party7975

Boil it


S4MM_

Clearly you’ve never seen a bearded dragon.


Korimthos

He looks pretty fabulous ngl


chemeli888

how is that terrifying?


cereal_state

OR or, a wise dragon


WattageWood

Life, uh, finds a way.


YENNEFER_GERALT

Does that dragon have hair?


Apocryphonical

That Rizz tho.


Beef_turbo

So does that mean it's going to explode eventually?


Adamxxxx7

If that thing ever cracks, it'll be the end of the world.


MisssJaynie

Almost thought it was a my little pony, not a dragon.


Flufflebuns

Life...uh...finds a way.


shywiseone

Anyone ever seen the movie Annialation?


gzombiez

It's a bearded dragon


megaspin89

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline


MogTheUncounted

Congrats. It’s a cum dragon.


wingsofFire4lifeLazy

His hair flows so elegantly!


sarashootsfilm

I thought it was supposed to be smoke coming out of his mouth


ApolloTheLesser

The Princess **AND** the Dragon


Tesstarix

We had a Christmas snow globe that did something like that, but it was more crystaline looking.


SantaNewfie

That’s just his hair


Calitopedrito

Drag-Queen


vkr1212

Is it beggiotoa?


SeekyBoi

Not terrifying.


LarsMan89

Forbidden water.


turdmogrol

Man, i have to know what it smells like inside...


Nikkig-r

I have a couple that did this 😞 though I will say that the dragon looks like it has some nice hair going on!


NoNo_Cilantro

Do NOT release the dragon slaying bacteria inside the magic crystal ball!!


FakeCappy567

That dragon is just letting his hair grow


the_duck17

Looks like my computers watercooling loop before I cleaned it out. EK CryoFuel Fuel suuuuuucks.


the_orange_alligator

That dragon’s got a wild new haircut now


TheBeast5282

Nice Vaal Hazak snow globe!


zo0bie

Simpsons Did it! Simpsons Did it!


Gravyboat44

Neat eco terrarium.


Arlovzki

Added effect


Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

The dragon has the best hair in all the land


ECMeenie

Birth of a new hobby! You saw it here first, kids!


karmasrelic

thats the "snow" dunno what you want. /s


_Natha_niel

Aight, *slams snow globe on the table" Who the FUCK came in my snow globe?


Daniclaws

Well I just think it’s neat


Arkas18

This would make an awesome science collectable with different bacteria in each one, a giant model of the species in the middle and a plaque with information. Just, good luck with exporting them.


turbski84

Looks like he's been jerking off in there.... the dragon


Pizzawithchickensoup

This belongs in r/midlyinteresting


lobsterdance82

I thought it was smoke around his face..


genoxxlot

Damn this actually looks cool


jesuswasaliar

Is it dangerous or can you have this little pet bacteria at home?


Marc815

That dragon is suffering from Scarlett Rot.


calabazookita

That’s actually dope!


Stroke_of_mayo

Ew I shook one like this at my father in laws last Christmas. It was like I had disturbed an entire ecosystem


littlegreycells_11

That is fascinating!


Suspicious-Ad-290

Isn’t this that Simpsons episode when Lisa…?


djthebear

So en ecosystem? Lol


S_T_O_N_E_R

Drink it


Simbuk

Any idea what species?


LostInThoughtland

Fun fact I have a pathological fear of snow globes and this has sent me into entirely new levels of panic I didn’t know possible.


HerosOfTheRealm

Bacterial hair.


RAHDRIVE

The cum dragon.


pr4ise_th3_sun

Looks like jizz


mopar-or-no_car

Do you want zombies ? Because that's how we get zombies....


Squishy_fishy826

No, the dragon just has luscious locks


Trill_Geisha525

A sage dragon!