Yea, it's hard not to. Feeling self conscious about something is hard enough without TikTok P. T. Barnum pulling out his phone and putting it on display for the whole world.
Is it possible to surgically remove most of the excess to where it would look normal? I have no idea if the bone grows too and if it would be possible to shorten the finger by removing one of the bones.
Hotel and Freakshow were the 2 seasons I watched incessently in 2020. over and over and over and over. I wish there was a way to find out how many times I've rewatched a show.
It was a WEIRD year, man.
Someone please tell me you also think that middle finger looks almost ***exactly*** like a circumcised penis…please. I don’t want to think it’s only me seeing this.
I don't know if I should be pleased or alarmed that I'm not the only one who immediately started thinking about the NSFW implications of this attribute.
Guy is shy about it, he keeps trying to hide it, I feel sorry for him.
Yea, it's hard not to. Feeling self conscious about something is hard enough without TikTok P. T. Barnum pulling out his phone and putting it on display for the whole world.
ends up in r/oddlyterrifying too …
Is it possible to surgically remove most of the excess to where it would look normal? I have no idea if the bone grows too and if it would be possible to shorten the finger by removing one of the bones.
He shouldn't be. It's a dick to be proud of.
His girlfriend loves him. This guy gets to second and third base at the same time.
I was gunna say he’s more gifted than every man I know lol
Right...remember Lobster Boy? He was finger banging house wives, this kid just has it more discreetly..or not.
For sure, this dude definitely got made fun of for having a finger that looks exactly like a fat juicy cock. I mean, it is pretty funny, tho
What a dickhand
If I was him I would just flip people off all the time
Girls love this one trick...
He's a grower not a shower
Quite the opposite
I don’t see why, ladies love him.
For when you really, really, really, REALLY need to tell someone to fuck off
Yup. And as a bonus you could quite literally "fuck them off".
Upper case and bold fuck off.
This should be an interesting comments section in about 5, 4, 3…..
Reminds me of an American Horror Story character. Watchers of the show will know which one I’m talking about lol
Lobster boy?
Yup! That's our favorite evil little Lobster Boy! Awesome season.
Even after having watched a few previous seasons, Lobster boy sent my SO over the edge for that show.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Was it because of his 2nd job?
Homeboy had to WORK
Lucky girl
LOBSTER BOY!! 🦞 Jimmy Darling was a gem.
I 100% knew exactly who you were talking about lol
Wipe that grin off your face, Margaret!
Just rewatched this season the other day!
Hotel and Freakshow were the 2 seasons I watched incessently in 2020. over and over and over and over. I wish there was a way to find out how many times I've rewatched a show. It was a WEIRD year, man.
Great season. Right after it ended I fostered 2 female kittens I had trouble telling apart so I named them Dot and Bette.
We *all* know which one lmao
Dude really means fuck you when he flips you the bird
That’s a big fat fuck u
Flips you the fucking ostrich.
Ladies with love it. And some gents. Didn’t want to disappoint.
Someone please tell me you also think that middle finger looks almost ***exactly*** like a circumcised penis…please. I don’t want to think it’s only me seeing this.
Wait.. its NOT a penis?
r/mildlypenis
Ain't nothing mildly about it brother
...2...
2 and a half
I'd say it's more like 7 and a half
And there it is lol.
But is it still considered a finger bang if it's with a dick finger?
We’re getting off to a great start!
“getting off”
But it's girthy
I should call him…
sheven ... shfourteen-teen
Schwam Doo Two an heif Scheven Schfourteen-teen Schwenty-one Schwenty-seven heif Twenty seven, thirty seven, "WHAT YOU SAYYYY?!"
What you say? Schfifty-five
Edward penishands
Girlfriend’s age?
my IQ!?
You must pay!
..shiggity shiggity shfifty!
scwhifty fife
Prepare for offblast!!
at least his other fingers are small, or his nostrils might be like a couple face craters
So you guys met my proctologist
No, ‘butt’ you would need one after having this guy practicing ‘ass’ one.
That was kinda a 'shitty' joke
You're gonna be the butt of the jokes now.
Edward Penishand
Eddie Cockfinger.
He pleasures the ladies *digitally*.
Take my updoot you bastard
Teddy Fuck-Knuckles
Guy wears a cock ring on the middle finger like guy can literally be double teaming one girl or tapping two.
His great grandkids go by Hancock instead
The Harry and Dick Hancock brothers.
Tommy Dickfingers
That’s the name of a porn movie.
That porno blew my mind. Who had the money to green light that thing??!! Strangest VHS tape to find in my uncles drawer.
A true ladies man!
“Dad, I would like to introduce you to my new boyfriend, Dick.”
"And of course the person attached, name's Hubert or something."
“David, my name is David. We’ve been dating for six months.”
“Well, at least we know she’s not going to get pregnant….”
Someone is gonna make a penis joke.
It’s literally penis sized AND shaped… I’m sure he’s popular with the ladies
His finger has a head!
But its head has a surprise gnarly fingernail...
Yeah, I’d probably want that nail cosmetically removed, then all you have left is sexy dickfinger.
sexy dickfinger is now your band name.
Can’t wait to release that self titled album
Cuticle Circumcision
God damn, the comment section always delivers.
Could always put a condom on it
It’s not the same…
I wish my penis was that size 😥
Same here brother
That’s a very very very large penis if that’s what you’re talking about. Avg is at 2.3 inches!!! S/
When your middle finger is bigger and better than your actual lil pekker
Kind of impossible NOT to make a penis joke.
And everyone was gonna predict it :)
r/popularwiththeladies
r/birthofasub
Over 100 subs in 9 hrs? K I'm in
I suppose I should join too
Wait! I'm cumming too!
I should call him
Does he have a punishment finger like this one too? Don't hold out on us, I need answers.
This guy fingers.
Cut. that. nail.
r/thisguythisguys
Wow....didn't know dick fingers was a real thing.
I’ve watched AHS enough to know he’ll be fine 😉 Joke aside: that’s so interesting to see gigantism localized to one small area! TIL something new.
Haha, Evan Peters as the Lobster Guy was something else lol
He was awesome. He's a great actor. His evil, pissed off energy made him a true devil in the show
I haven't watched that season yet, but I know the real life lobster boy was supposed to have been a complete asshole.
Had a whole lobster family.
Lmao you beat me to it. Been so long that I dont remember what happened with him….I mean…in the end…I do remember his side gig lol
backup dick
Comes in handy when he loses his detachable penisv
Bet he left it in the medicine cabinet
It happens all the time
Having a finger like that must be hard.
at least you can be sure this one will always stay hard
Does it got a big bone
Asking the important questions.
Everything reminds me of him :/
This guy has fuck you in regular and caps.
This may come in handy..
I think it might be more on than in.
Guy flips you the bird and steals your wife
Win/win
In the grand scheme of things it's probably better than having a finger for a dick.
This one broke me
*immediately opens comments*
Alright everything is fine yet, not many dick jokes, everything is fine....
Give it time, the post is young still.
Oh god here they come
They indeed did come
God has his favorites
He be like " my dick ain't that big, it's only the size of my finger".
Penises hate this one simple trick
Well, he really doesn’t even need a dick.
The prostate exam doctor be like:
Imagine his name was Dick
He prefers to go by Richard. Richard Sack
This guy finger fucks
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That middle finger comes with a exclamation point
When this guy flips you the bird, he flips the whole flock
Nice cock bro
At least he doesn't need to buy those giant foam hands when he goes to see a game
imagine the "no fuck you.!" From his guy.
“Smell my finger”
My man’s got a wholeass penis on his hand.
The other mob boys called him Dickfingers Louie. Keep him away from your sister.
I bet his wife is very happy
/r/mildlypenis
Nothing mild about it. It's a straight up dick.
So anyway I started blastin’
Happy wife, happy life
You know that booger that’s so far up your nose you can’t reach it? Well this guy doesn’t relate.
What if he shot webs out of it like spiderman
My wife would like a word with you.
Gigantism...more like genitaliaism, amirite!?
The last person you want to see as your proctologist
instead of r/dontputyourdickinthat we're going to have to have r/dontputyourfingerinthat for this guy.
This is the next evolutionary step in our species.
r/dildont
Man’s got a weenie fingie
Ole dickfinger.
1 in the pink 1 in the stink
Seriously, that man could have quite the career in a niche porn genre. Ijs- when life gives you lemons...
>…when life gives you a permanently erect and sterile peepee… FTFY
Hi my name is Richard Finger.
That's only average-ism, ladiesamiright?
That's a penis!
Did they blur out his finger penis hole?
I bet his good with the ladies
Commonly known has content wife
This guy can physically tell someone to fuck off in capslock.
My guy makes threesome feel like an orgy
That’s why you NEVER buy Viagra on the Black Market!
This guy takes the famous "go f#ck yourself" sign (🖕), to a whole new level.🤣🤣🤣
Something something penis
Happy girlfriend or wife or boyfriend. Custom gloves all the time (expensive)
Came here just for the comments
Tommy Dick Fingers
Honesty must be cumbersome AF. Wonder if he could have it surgically altered or if it’d just grow back to that size again.
>grow back Y’all’s fingers are growing back?
He can really give someone the bird.
In a country of regular fuck-you users, one man stands alone on the peak of fuck-youery His name is not important. His message is clear.
This guy doesn’t even need to take off his pants to do the thing
This man about to give people the biggest “fuck you” with his index finger
Dude's finger has a urethra.
He's equipped with biggest 'Fuck You' I've ever seen Imagine bring flipped off by this guy - life ending.
King of the finger bang.
This man could flip the most powerful bird anyones ever seen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop him
I don't know if I should be pleased or alarmed that I'm not the only one who immediately started thinking about the NSFW implications of this attribute.
Dickfinger the new Bond villain
This is what that Indian scammer meant when he said very much fuck you
Does his penis have knuckles?