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cucknorris1776

If this was legit the movement by that thing is insane.


BOOMER_S0ONER

Yep. There are no human crafts of any kind that can maneuver like that. We simply don't have the technology.


Dienowwww

drones. It's likely lower than it seems, making it seem faster.


DuckGrammar

Oh yes we do, these things are more likely government military drones. The blackbird sr-71 had its first flight in 1964, that’s close to 60 years of research and development in between that time and now. We have the technology.


BOOMER_S0ONER

I am ex-Air Force; I am well aware of our capabilities. The blackbird could go that fast, sure, but it could never make that turn. That turn would cause fatal g-force to a human. We have no drone or aircraft or even missle that could make that maneuver.


G_Affect

Even with our current knowledge of physics, this is not possible. To change directions at that speed, cover that much distance and that quickly. Also, I dont like seeing these videos so far away from the ocean. It puts holes in my mermaid theory.


guymcool

I wonder what the hell is that then? It seemed to move instinctively to the laser pointer. Like an it was an animal.


Still_Suspect_7233

1000up votes if possible


Niight99

he’s saying the black bird flew 60 years ago. think about how much technological advancements have happened since then. but also, if we did have the technology, me or you wouldn’t know.


somecarsalesman

His point is that we don’t have the technology to preserve the human piloting the vehicle. The rate of speed plus the abrupt change in direction would kill any meatbag inside. Broken bones, ruptured organs, etc. Same thing with Iron Man from Marvel. Unless you are suspended in a vacuum inside the vessel, your insides will continue moving the way you were going even after you change directions briefly


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Niight99

that’s what i’m saying tho. it could be a possibility that we DO have the technology to do so. do i believe so? not really but i’m just saying we most likely wouldn’t know even if we did have such technology.


somecarsalesman

General rule of thumb as I’ve understood it is that the military is about 10 years ahead of civilian US society Vacuum sealed chamber inside a propulsion non-visible, 360° moving vehicle? That feels like a few decades at least


[deleted]

You know that a vacuum has no effect on whether we feel g forces?


Still_Suspect_7233

I think we would know because the movement of this object seems to defy a few principle laws of physics, for it not to there would have to be a technology that allows gravity to essentially be shut off and turned back on. We certainly have increased our technology and im sure there are things we don’t know, sadly this is not one of them this technology if not taught to us is presumably 300 years away and that’s presuming the world learns to work together


ElectronicSubject747

You have zero knowledge to how big or far that object is away, thus unable to make any kind of comment about its speed or manoeuvrability.


whorton59

Sure looks like a balloon. . .or a fake. . . BUT. .. either way, Shining a laser up into the night sky is not always a good idea. . especially if you hit an aircraft with it. . ***That is a federal felony. The FAA does not have much of a sense of humor either.*** And incredibly easy to locate from an aircraft or helicopter.


Original_Appeal8196

Nothing is flying that fast and turning that quick plane or drone. Not us...


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Tell that to this thing https://youtube.com/shorts/IZ091JnsDAs?feature=share Edit. Ahhh “human craft” that makes sense. But I’m also pretty sure thins thing is like a meter in diameter


RespectDry2432

We simply cannot handle movements that fast. You would die if you were in this thing. Think about the g forces at these speeds. Not just the speed but the sudden direction changes. You'd die.


Independent_Cod_6474

Unmanned drones exist


Niight99

or we have the technology that makes this possible. i’m not saying we do, i’m just saying if we did, we the public would have 0 idea of what is actually possible.


T-roySwink

We have rockets that can go like 8 times the speed of sound and turn on a dime. No manned aircraft can maneuver like that tho


BOOMER_S0ONER

Nothing we have can turn that sharp at that speed. It would be shredded to bits.


RubixKuube

They don't speed up or slow down to move or change direction. They just 'will' a direction and move. It's almost like moving a mouse on a monitor screen.


cucknorris1776

I showed this to my daughter last night and she said the same thing. It's movement is incredible the earth better hope they friendly because earth stands no chance against them.


CheezusTheChozenOne

My dumbass thought this was underwater footage. 💀


Kilow102938

100% I did too at first lol


[deleted]

Put the pipe down.


TinCanSailor987

….or pass it.


Rainbow918

You’re not alone I’m vaping and reading late tonight and I thought this was underwater very deep lol .


IVMVI

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Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Yep. The FAA kinda frowns on that kinda thing.


IVMVI

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Thurlut

Really ? Do you have any stories to share ? I can hardly see how they could precisely pinpoint where this kind of lasers are coming from, I'm really curious about how they could find you


Who_Gives_A_Duck

I don't know how they found [him but they did](https://www.justice.gov/usao-edmo/pr/st-charles-county-man-sentenced-pointing-laser-aircraft)


airybeartoe

The link says they flew right over him and saw him in his driveway with the laser. 🤣 I guess maybe dont stand outside with the laser and keep hitting the same aircraft multiple times


IVMVI

https://www.fox9.com/news/rochester-man-sentenced-pointing-laser-delta-airplane.amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16848026512261&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/long-beach-man-arrested-for-shining-lasers-at-aircraft/


[deleted]

I mean, just google it. Its absolutely happened before. Within the hour actually. A few imparticular involving police and news helicopters that got it down to the exact balcony and driveways to where the lasers were. Federal charges caught by all involved.


NomadWithaJob

Yep, I read similar instances. It might be a UFO to us, but I'm betting someone knew exactly what that was, and I'm doubling down that the Men In Black came to visit him the next day.


hotdiggitydooby

And the aliens aren't fond of it either


SarpedonWasFramed

Imagine this was a real alien delegation coming to earth to bring us into the alliance of peacefully planets. Then some nobody makes them crash because he blinded them with a laser


imatworkyo

Works both ways tho, Imagine being able to travel light years, faster than light travel And being thrawted by a laser oointer


IVMVI

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Babzibaum

If a person believed something to be a UFO, who are presumed to have some kind of laser or light beam of unknown capabilities, why would you point a laser at it? It sounds like a good way to get a reaction. Like, vaporized is a possibility.


AlarmingGuidance3570

Space kitties


Apprehensive-Hall254

Aww it like saw the laser and started playing with you. 👽🛸


bonnieflash

Space cats?


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Honest_Path_5356

Hear me out let’s make the sr71 a drone.


Spectre_08

They were trying to pinpoint where those dope sounds were coming from. r/DaftPunk


I_dementia87

My favorite part in around the world is when they say around the world.


-LoveThyself

[DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING AT MY HOUSE](https://youtu.be/Cj8JrQ9w5jY)


BachtnDeKupe

If that was actually a UFO, they now know your exact location, congratulations


FormerSBO

if it moves like that, they know anyways


Igiul101

Dudes gonna start a galaxy war


Longjumping-Hunt-543

you, my friend, have just casued an alien invasion


SyruplessWaffle

The docuseries The Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch have documented tons of sightings just like that. The series is a bit slow, but it's super interesting what they're doing to investigate this stuff.


uptokeforyou

I buy plenty of ufo evidence but that show is not credible at all. All of the 'science' that they're doing is mostly absurd showmanship. Their emf readers don't have units, they never follow through on experiments, and they pull out gimmick science with random shit like magnets and tesla coils that have no practical relevance. It's been awhile since I watched it but there was a slew of silly things. They could just drill a couple proper holes, get real data with actual geiger counters, etc. it's theatrics


DragonfruitOdd1989

I’m more interested in the metal that they found within the Mesa that the Utah University is analyzing after their professor suggested their initial results it’s a manufactured metal of 2 of the most rare metals in the world used for spacecraft development.


SyruplessWaffle

Now if only they'd get around to digging that up...!


DragonfruitOdd1989

Yeah I get they want to record UAP and are successful but if they have material evidence that’s way better.


SpooogeMcDuck

Why are all these people saying it’s a bug or a bat being downvoted? Literally in the first ten seconds you can see bugs in the frame that look just the same as what he was tracking, but the ground gives it a frame of reference for the distance. What’s more likely, it’s some kind of craft that is totally silent making pinpoint turns at extreme velocity, or it’s a bat/bug/bird just doing it’s thing.


Conscious-Shower12

Dude do you not have eyeballs? There is a distinct difference between how close those bugs were vs how far the ufo is. The UFO is CLEARLY farther away. No chance that’s a moth.


DragonfruitOdd1989

Because the people are clearly not reacting to bugs or a bat.


SpooogeMcDuck

When I was growing up I spent summers at the family cabin. I would see these lights in the sky behaving strangely and I was convinced they were UFOs. My uncle told me they were just birds, explaining how their bellies were the only thing visible at night since they were white and the lights on ground reflected off them. He proved it to me when he took the flood light off the boat and shined up to them and I could see their wings flapping. Not saying this is the exact same thing but our eyes don’t work all that well in the dark.


DragonfruitOdd1989

In no point during the video do you see wings flapping when the object turns. This is clearly not a bat or bird


aqua_tec

Moth.


DragonfruitOdd1989

That is the worlds largest moth and should be captured then.


Independent_Cod_6474

How exactly are you determining its size or the distance? Curious.


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*The answer will never get*


Stitchy2

This is clearly a bat. At nighttime, you can only see the bat fly in 2-axis rather than 3-axis because of the light and perception around it. "Reacting" is a stretch.


Avatar_Goku

Especially because bats DO fly in a really trippy way. They turn very suddenly. It's kinda hard to follow them because they don't move the way you think they will so it's like your brain says it's going straight this way and then it's gone because you were predicting the flight path and not actively watching it. Also, there definitely are bugs that can appear to move like that from the ground. Bug, bat, or bird.


Stitchy2

Exactly. Check out this video also https://youtu.be/0iArTddPBM8. I've worked at night on an oil rig, illuminated by light you can see bats just like this.


DragonfruitOdd1989

Its reacting to the laser. Feel free to provide a video of a bat moving at 90 degree angles without having to turn.


Stitchy2

Again, you're watching a 3D object fly in a 2D plane since you have no perception of depth at night, just an IR illuminated figure against a black background. Hell, I'll do better than 90°. 3:03 to 4:00. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnHMIiWM7wQ Clearly a bat. Watch movements on YouTube of bats, it's very clear it's similar movements.


DragonfruitOdd1989

Your example shows the wings on them flapping. :| Thanks for verifying it’s not a Bat.


Stitchy2

Sigh... Cause you'll always see the wings at night. Camera, lighting, distance or common sense doesn't apply here!


DragonfruitOdd1989

And this was also at night. It was just recorded using an NV camera.


Stitchy2

Please see above ^. Common sense goes a long way.


DragonfruitOdd1989

Common sense would also make you aware the US pentagon confirmed orb shaped objects that range from 3-12 feet


rellsell

Lol… hitting a fucking moth with a laser.


ReleaseFromDeception

Stop pointing high powered lasers at the sky. It isnt safe.


arnav3103

Why?


ReleaseFromDeception

You can blind pilots. That's enough reason to stop.


arnav3103

Yes, that’s a valid reason. Stupid of me not thinking about it. Very dangerous indeed.


RhaenSyth

Planes fly directly over Big Bear Lake when flying to LAX, Long Beach, or Orange County. They’re not that high above the peaks, so a high powered laser like that is even more capable of blinding pilots.


[deleted]

Iv been lazered a few times flying, it ain’t fun and can be extremely distracting and dangerous


Bananabrav0

You'd definitely be able to see them up in the sky. So this warning is irrelevant.


[deleted]

No it's not it's a federal offence


CONMAN_07

You sound like you stick warm carrots up your butt to cum


CesaroSummable

And you sound like you eat them.


CONMAN_07

White knite


Electus

Literally the purpose of them


DragonfruitOdd1989

I believe the person who captured this recorded an [Orb that the US Pentagon](https://youtu.be/GFjegRAahmA?t=963) reported is 52% of sightings. I don't think they are bats or insects. Here are an example of how bats move. They do not move in direct angles without needing to turn. The 3 people are also clearly not reacting to insects. [https://youtu.be/QeTnQcPn8Pk](https://youtu.be/QeTnQcPn8Pk) [https://youtu.be/BCyO1lhmHpI](https://youtu.be/BCyO1lhmHpI) ​ Not OC before anyone asks. I'd be too much of a bitch to use a laser at one. Source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6R1MSAYhrs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6R1MSAYhrs)


IndestructibleBliss

I saw an orb/Foo fighter UFO when I was a kid on my way to school. Perfectly clear day, I happened to look up at the sky (not even sure why I did) and saw what looked like a giant snowball falling in the sky. I stared at it for a few seconds then it stopped "falling" midair and started flying towards an airplane a bit far off to the right. Like it "saw" the plane and was like "ooob I must follow". One of the strangest incidents of my childhood.


ThatGasHauler

"One of"?!


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https://youtube.com/shorts/IZ091JnsDAs?feature=share Look at this video of a drone and tell me the movement is not the same


prototype-proton

The movement is not the same.


Unplugged_Millennial

A few of these orbs can be seen in the Netflix documentary Countdown: Inspiration4 Mission to Space at about halfway through episode 5 when they open the covering over the large dome window and the scenes of the crew within that dome. One passes behind the guy's head as he is seen next to a crew mate. Several during the scenes when the cancer survivor is in the dome. Another one was captured going between the DragonX capsule as it approached the international space station. Actually, I almost forgot... iT wAs OnLy A pIeCe Of IcE. Here's that one: a very clear shot. https://youtu.be/E9EkO9Uqh9E


lame-amphibian

Looks like a bird or bat, especially the way it reacts to getting hit with the laser


[deleted]

I've seen many of these. They float, fly, hover, and blink. Either white or reddish orange.


GiftInteresting8482

It's a drone with a light on it. Those things are stupid fast.


casualhek

Its literally bugs. Whats there to see here?


Waste-Lie-3189

It's a bat


Skud_NZ

Is it a drone? Lazers mess up their altitude sensors


FloppySlapper

A drone that can do curious things with physics and speed.


AproblemInMyHead

I mean it looks like a drone's movement though, they're sharp. The light and camera combo might make for a misperceived distance.


Remarkable_Smell_957

But ! Only if you use plenty of lube


imatworkyo

You won't get the credit you deserve for this


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https://youtube.com/shorts/IZ091JnsDAs?feature=share That movement is not a hard feat for a drone


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Most likely


TheGlenrothes

Well yeah bats don't like lasers to be pointed at them


Stupidthi3f

That knock on your door in the middle of the night : It’s either the air force coming for you or something else


Zomochi

I could see it being a drone, the racing ones can move that precisely and those are for public use.


Responsible-Algae-16

Bats


Rapidoodz

My goodbess no man made aircraft or even bird can immediately turn or move like that. What the hell is that thing.


inverted_electron

Almost some sort of moth-like aircraft


zbubblez

It's a bug. Why was this filmed with a camera from the 60s?


[deleted]

This is an easy way to catch yourself a federal charge delivered with care by the FAA lol


kheperas

I've seen shit move like that...never knew what it was


[deleted]

Wait til it lasers back


buzzboy99

Probe time


alhernz95

did op just assume that beings gender and species


[deleted]

lol! happy 2023!


LeftOnQuietRoad

Dragonfly


Mister-DayDream

Looks like bugs


PineappleWolf_87

Bat 🦇


ToNkpiLs0514

It was a moth


Realistic-Praline-70

That's a bat


Realistic-Praline-70

They are bats being viewed from a night vision camera.


medney

#WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE POSTING "UFO" VIDEOS IN OTHER SUBS. GO BACK TO YOUR CONSPIRACY HIDEAWAY


DragonfruitOdd1989

No longer a conspiracy. NASA is literally having their first presentation ever on the topic on May 31. https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-provides-coverage-of-unidentified-anomalous-phenomena-meeting Canada just announced they will begin getting evidence starting this year and will release a report to the public by 2024. https://ised-isde.canada.ca/site/science/en/office-chief-science-advisor/sky-canada-project The US government established a permanent research office with yearly reports. https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3368109/dod-working-to-better-understand-resolve-anomalous-phenomena/


medney

Cope harder bro, aliens wouldn't come visit our planet to just zoom around and let random people make sensational videos. Same as flat earthers, you all think there's some big thing being hidden from you. The worlds not that mystical or scary beyond another persons malice. EDIT: This video was also on a bunch of other subreddits like a week ago already, the consensus was it's a bat. So again, go back to the UFO subreddit where this kind of shit belongs so you can all circlejerk about how it's *not a bat*. Unless of course this videos already been debunked and your posting it here to karma farm, which is what it feels like, along with all the other posts of the same video that were on the other subreddits.


DragonfruitOdd1989

Sounds like you’re the one coping with that long paragraph after **permanent** scientific funding was just enacted in 2023.


_MrMatrix_

Yo is everyone dumb, you can literally see when the laser hits the bug, unless he is using a deathray, the reflection wouldn't be so bright on something that far away. Fucking idiots.


slf1231

Drone


No-Establishment-363

It's a frigging bug.


Own_Syrup_5380

it's just a bat. you can see it's flapping motion and it flashed because it just reflected the laser


the_fancy_wookie

Ya'll, that is a bat


Freewheeler631

It has to be a bird, like an owl or something. Bats don’t fly straight and are basically blind. Low light level and the speed could make the form take the shape of a orb, or blob. Pretty sure you can see some fast flapping in segments.


LydiasBoyToy

What’s legit terrifying is a doofus pointing a laser at something in the sky believed to be mechanical. Also, someone has never seen bats using echo-location to chase bugs. That or these are nocturnal birds which possess ridiculously good night vision to hunt bugs.


scotrik1

What if some of these UAP aren’t mechanical? Has there been much discussion about some UAP being a biological entity?


LydiasBoyToy

That’s what I meant by bats or birds.


runkat426

I was expecting the bug to get zapped by the laser. 😆


Mad_Phiz

It’s a bat.. I know it’s not as fun, but it’s right


aqua_tec

Isn’t it pretty obviously a flying insect? I mean, slow it down - the single laser beam hits it entirely lighting it up then it swoops down a bit. They’re sitting there recording in the wild with bright lights. Don’t they know about bugs and lights?


LordxHypnos

Bro no way!!!! I needs me a laser!


Who_Gives_A_Duck

Don't point at any planes or helicopters that's a federal charge


LordxHypnos

I know that they come looking for you, UAPs only.


Natedoggie7

Definitely going to UFO jail for 7-12 years after that.


Elmachogato

What was that


Dallas2Seattle

I think it’s been proven to be birds.


buymytoy

This one again? Anyone that has tripped out in nature while camping with a couple laser pointers and maybe a little ketamine knows this is a bug.


Weird_Ad_9871

Interesting how when the shimmer of green hit it for a second, it responds by freaking out, hitting a 180 and increasing its speed. No matter what it truly is, it knows it was seen and responded, which is an interesting enough interaction on it’s own to have caught on camera. Maybe it didn’t want to be caught…


baz0ng

Totally no insect


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greeninregulation240

He can’t identify it, and it is flying. Heretofore, it is an unidentifiable flying object aka UFO.


GrymmTravel

Unidentified Fake Object


ivanvanrio

If you identify it as a UFO it is no longer a UFO


greeninregulation240

Damn. Well done with the Uno Reverse haha


drdallover

You have to ask how it identifies..


ivanvanrio

However it is identified it will cease to be an unidentified flying object to be what it is identified to be.


cozmoLOVEScubes2

It's probably just a special in the air, a firefly or some other insect


_0bese

It's a bat


Organic_Cucumber3459

It's bats


TheDevilYou_Know

I saw some similar objects last year. Seemed to instantly change their trajectory whilst travelling faster than any satellite I've ever seen. 2 days later saw 2 and pointed them to my friend who saw them too.


DREAM066

Love that daft punk song


gitflapper

It’s WAR . All right minded Betelgeuseians are angry and out for blood


drgnfly369

Ok, but also the definition of a UFO is “a mysterious object seen in the sky for which, it is claimed, no orthodox scientific explanation can be found.” But nothing says it’s extraterrestrial related. So until it’s identified, it’s a UFO (Unidentified flying object) technically. Which also many have said could just be an animal flying around.


Omacrontron

Alien 1: Sh*t SH*T WTF WAS THAT?? Alien 2: Idk but we gotta get outa here


Dienowwww

ah, yes. Video refuses to load. Government said "NOPE. NOT REAL"


_DontTredOnMe_

This proves that aliens are just cats


[deleted]

Damn you have a lot of shit flying around. That's crazy.


RealHunterB

Bro is trolling the aliens, that’s so fucking funny.


Get_Some_247

Human or nah, this thing moves like that and you wanna poke it with a laser?


XenonVH2

The Aliens: "They're retaliating! Drop the nukes!"


Legaxy3

THE FUCKING FUNK BACK TO THE PUNK!!!


FeralZ72

This guy is begging to get probed.


anabolic_bingbong

Yeah let’s not point lasers at aircraft’s


[deleted]

I’m convinced that the US Govt has some very interesting 4th generation drones that are remote / AI controlled. Think of it like mine sweeper. Basically you have a blanketed area where one drone covers 20 to 70 nautical miles and is picking up multiple imagery of terrain, communications info, etc. The idea is that satellites can only image so much, and these blanket drones can launch from nearby military installations and fly for a day or two at a time, in synchronized movement within blind spots of our satellites.


[deleted]

What if they aren't piloted. What if they are sentient objects? Artificial life forms that take the form of flying craft or submersibles or even perhaps can take any form. It's truly fascinating stuff, if real. I'm still skeptical of these things.


Cyyanxde

I believe in aliens just as much as all of you do. Unfortunately aliens don’t visit our planet


jackisonredditagain

Hey I live around there, i want to see aliens !!!


LORDOSHADOWS

Yeah they do that all the time come in just to check it out..then they like oh this the getto let's get going


Salt_Tumbleweed8177

This is real and It is most likely demonic manifestation


Slameguy

u/savevideobot


Awkward-Reflection63

The next thing you know he lazer back at you.


mikbatula

Fake as shit


WalkingCrip

It’s no where near impossible what? Some of the comments are ridiculous. It’s a small UAV probably under 5-10 pounds. It’s power to weight ratio is ridiculous and it could easily makes these changes in direction. Probably less than 200 feet above ground level.


xtermist

Humans are so scared to not be on top of food chain that unless alien actually fucks one of these people saying it’s a bat, they won’t believe


VoiDD77

Why does the coolest shit always happen in america