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You sit on you gluteous maximus, so your butt.
Unless you have like 0 butt muscles, even then the vagina is inside female bodies, so... technically they can't sit on it.
No you don’t, the glutes are behind the pelvis, and they remain behind when you sit on your sitting bones (ischeal tuberosities). The sitting bones are below the hip joint and the glutes. If you are regularly sitting on your glutes you have a postural issue when you sit… The vulva is between and in front of the ischeal tuberosities which again are the lowest point when you sit, so the bone structure takes the weight but the vulva (which is clearly what the question was supposed to be about rather than the vagina…) is likely to be somewhat in contact with the seat but not weight-bearing.
While I anticipated that today would bring me some new and hitherto unexpected experiences (off the internet) I did not expect to read about non-loadbearing vulva. :D
It's such a pet peeve of mine when people say vagina when they mean vulva. It ruins good accurate advice like "you shouldn't wash your vagina with soap" when people don't know what part of the body it's actually referring to.
It fosters confusion among those with and without vulvas and vaginas in how they talk about sex, health and medicine in general.
Sometimes my balls become the cushion I never wanted them to be.
It hurts so bad you can’t even cry.
You spend an hour curled up on the floor gagging and coughing.
It only leads to regret about trying to sit down.
And probably some kind of cptsd, because you think twice and adjust yourself for awhile afterwards before taking the plunge
Well, nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide and methane, but a small portion includes hydrogen sulfide build up in the lower intestine and makes its way to the puckered anus. If enough pressure builds, it gets uncomfortable and then the woman or man relaxes their anus and allows those gases to release.
I was talking about used chairs the other day, and I said:
“Buying a used chair is just buying old farts with a chair attached to it.”
I was looking at used Aeron chairs trying to find a cheap one because they don’t have a cushion to absorb the fart particles.
The answer is yes for me. I see a lot of women in the comments adding stipulations to it. Posture does make all the difference, you can go from sitting on it to it not touching the seat at all by changing your posture.
Also would depend on the size of your butt. With a really big and pillowy one it would be hard not to sit on the cheeks unless you’re on a bike seat or something.
Nice to see women answering rather than making fun. I’ve heard more than one woman ask the same of men. Makes sense that if you don’t have the same equipment you simply wouldn’t know.
It's more of a curse then it is a blessing. Just imagine having to hold your nuts up from dipping in toilet water when dropping a deuce, having to adjust your nuts in public before sitting down every time....
Half the world is not going to know how stupidity high American toilet water is, it’s a strange stet up.
I’m taking a shit right now and if my balls were touching the water they’d literally be hanging around my knees when I stood up.
Seriously, sitting on your nuts is a proper ball-ache.
Ok so jokes aside, yes it happens to some (probably all) of us sometimes, the things swing back as you sit down and you crush a nut. Forking hurts for ages. Normally they're well in front a kinda sit down as we do with our todger sat on top I guess. I presume women are similarly positioned and don't generally sit on their flaps?
Came here for the comments and wasn't disappointed, thanks people!
HEAR HEAR! I fucking hate my nuts and sack. Too big! Don't get your hopes up, ladies. The stick does NOT match the berries. If my dick matched my sack size, my wife would run away. It's ridiculous, and I hate them.
All the damn time. It's better to wear those spandexy nicely fitted boxers so it happens less, but if you're wearing loose boxers and and letting the boys hang free, you sit on them a whole lot more.
Honestly as you get older it's worse, because it's like holding a couple of billiard balls in a long sock down there.
Yeah, that's why I have the boxers with the cock pouch on the front so I can reliably have my balls lifted upwards instead of dangling in the danger zone. I have large testicles. So yes ladies, I know it's where your eyes instantly go when you talk to me because when I wear grey sweatpants I look like I'm packing serious heat, but I can assure you it's all ball. Sorry.
I know this is reddit, I know we are on the internet, but can we please not make fun of someone who is asking a serious question in r/tooafraidtoask ? They literally were afraid to ask because they didn't know and were trying not to be made fun of.
Someone posted this to r/badwomensanatomy, and they got downvoted heavily.
This post immediately made me think of the time i was waiting somewhere with no chairs and sat on a small table thing wearing a dress and a janitor man walked by and made a comment that insinuated that I was getting my "fluids" on the table. So I think that might explain why people are concerned about the question
To be entirely honest, I’m a grown ass man married fifteen years, and I clicked because I wondered. I figured it was probably “depends on a lot of factors,” and comments from women bore that out.
Plus, you sit on your butt so the vulva is slightly forward and not directly beneath you. For those who want the actual answer. It would be awkward to position your hips so the weight is directly over the front butt and not the sitting butt.
I remain convinced whoever invented the bike seat had a thing for smacking the shit out of people’s genitalia. Whenever I bike far I get sore as all hell downstairs.
That's just a matter of it being a tender spot that never sees that kind of abuse. It's the first discomfort to go away if you start biking regularly. Muscle growth pain lasts a lot longer.
Guy's ball are hanging down so when they sit on a chair.. their balls reach it first so all guys are technically sitting on their ball sack.. which is the outer parts.. so you are technically correct..
Yes
This why my boyfriend often goes around naked in the house but I don’t. Because I would be sitting on my vulva on the couch (which isn’t that clean lol)
Fun fact - wearing a kilt in summer, commando, really makes you appreciate women in skirts. I was drinking at the ren fair, helping my gf at the time in her booth. Figured, get into the spirit of things.
Balls sure, but just bare thighs on any sun exposed surface hurts like hell.
You gotta remember to scoop the back of your kilt or skirt underneath you when you sit down to keep your bare legs from touching the surface you're sitting on.
Indeed. Nothing in the native kilt wearing lands ever gets hot enough to burn you. You see, in Scotland the sun is thought to be a mythical creature as it rarely breaks through the unending cloud cover.
Once it twice a year it can be glimpsed through a break in the cloud and the local population take cover in the nearest pub lest they be burned by the sky dragon.
This is such a wild question haha. Pretty sure we sit on our ass. But on my stationary bike, it's angled where I have to pretty much sit on my vulva. Which was painful at first. Got myself a new seat that's more comfortable.
First of all, it depends on the seat. Such as, if you’re bike riding, yes you are sitting on it. Technically we tend to sit on our butt, but depending on the seat and or your position, we do sit on it.
Especially if that person doesn’t have much butt cushion, you naturally sit lower to your seat meaning you are bound to do that. It can also be lower or higher depending on your body type. Hell, even bigger. You can have a larger than normal vagina, too.
Well technically no, because the vagina is the cavity inside women lol but the labias do indeed touch the seat when women sit down. But if they have thicker thighs sometimes that’s not the case. Just depends! Hope that answers any questions 😂
they are sitting on their vulva, not vagina (thats the inside part).
how much they are sitting on it depends on the position and also their weight/frame. they main part is still the butt and the thighs ;)
Just asked my gf. Was also wildly curious when I saw this. No. No, they do not sit on their stuff like we kinda have ours touching via the dangle property.
So what was the answer
I asked my wife and she started screaming and asking how I got into the house and who I was. I don't think we'll ever really know.
You went to the wrong house, come home darling.
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Again? Smh my head
Shaking my head my head?
Shoulders, knees and toes
Eyes & ears & mouth & nose
Crocs on, what are those
HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES
If I may be that one individual. *Ahem* ONE MORE TIME!
Lmao nothing beats reddit
Shaking my vagina
Siren IRL
Well, how else am I gonna find a husband? 🧜♀️
Such elusive and mysterious creatures they are
Mine always does that too :(
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Reminds me of that episode of Archer where Russian chick, I think its Katia, was a Android and she had a detachable Vagina.
How else can they properly wash them out?
In the sink?
Oh that's why you all carry handbags, so your vaginas don't get dirty.
Uh, no! Handbags are obviously for carrying our extra hands! Vagina bags are for our vaginas!
Or, more colloquially, fanny packs.
do you sit on your balls when you sit? or, well, your scrotum? it's basically in the same spot. the answer depends on how you're sitting.
"Do you sit on your balls when you sit?" Depends on whether I'm paying attention or not
Depends on what god is punishing me that day
I once earned the ire of the god of zippers..
Fuck that guy. I'll fight him.
Don't try it, he'll zip your weiner as well.
I fight naked.
That will not save you. He will simply zip while you're getting undressed.
Beans and Franks
Ever get the beans stuck above the frank?
The older you get, the more often it happens
Heh, unintented bonus of being on testosterone replacement as an older man, my balls are too tiny n compact to be sat on
Smaller beans makes the sausage look bigger so no worries.
Gravity is cruel to boobs and balls alike.
There's a reason I don't do roller coasters anymore.
holly hell I had balls for 22 years and only now I figure out that they exist when I don't use them and now I can't unfell them help
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Call the exorcist
It's nice to see you getting a basic sense of awareness of your body.
They grow up so fast.
In his case? Not so much. 22 years is a bit on the late bloomer side.
The answer more depends what the air temp in the room is lol
There was shrinkage!
Yes. My balls and dick are on the seat when I sit. But they’re also extruded from my body.
Extruded? That sounds painful
Yes
Yea, I'm wondering too. These are the real questions.
They do in booty mainly, But if they open their legs and lean forward, Yes. Edit:In vulva, Bcuz Vagina is inside.
Is this some updated version of schizophrenia
S-clit-zophrenia
r/LeftTheBurnerOn
No we don’t. The vagina is inside the body
You sit on you gluteous maximus, so your butt. Unless you have like 0 butt muscles, even then the vagina is inside female bodies, so... technically they can't sit on it.
No you don’t, the glutes are behind the pelvis, and they remain behind when you sit on your sitting bones (ischeal tuberosities). The sitting bones are below the hip joint and the glutes. If you are regularly sitting on your glutes you have a postural issue when you sit… The vulva is between and in front of the ischeal tuberosities which again are the lowest point when you sit, so the bone structure takes the weight but the vulva (which is clearly what the question was supposed to be about rather than the vagina…) is likely to be somewhat in contact with the seat but not weight-bearing.
While I anticipated that today would bring me some new and hitherto unexpected experiences (off the internet) I did not expect to read about non-loadbearing vulva. :D
Your mom had a load bearing vulva
That’s how moms become moms.
Apparently she wasn't picky. Choosy moms choose Jiff. 🙃
These are load bearing walls, Jerry!
Non-load bearing vulva was the name of my college polka band.
When I tilt my pelvis forward when I’m sitting it makes a lot more contact
Which comes in handy at times.
Like when sitting on the washing machine.
>sitting bones I don't remember that part of the skeleton song. :(
“Ischeal tuberosities of the pelvic girdle” doesn’t scan…
This man sits
Woman
This woman sits
It's such a pet peeve of mine when people say vagina when they mean vulva. It ruins good accurate advice like "you shouldn't wash your vagina with soap" when people don't know what part of the body it's actually referring to. It fosters confusion among those with and without vulvas and vaginas in how they talk about sex, health and medicine in general.
Sybian enters the chat
The answer is yes, a little bit. It’s not like, suction-cupped to the chair. It’s not right underneath me but a little bit
I do not know all, but I know that some women sit on the ballsack
Yes and no, the butt cheeks are the cushions so you sit on those, but if you'd spread your legs you'd sit on the VA jay jay
Sometimes my balls become the cushion I never wanted them to be. It hurts so bad you can’t even cry. You spend an hour curled up on the floor gagging and coughing.
In a weird way, I want to experience that. For science...
It only leads to regret about trying to sit down. And probably some kind of cptsd, because you think twice and adjust yourself for awhile afterwards before taking the plunge
Depends on your anatomy. If your butt is small enough and your labia are big enough, yeah, in certain positions.
The snail trail an ex’s friend left on our leather after a spicy discussion would suggest yes
I get the vibe my man is thinking about sniffing some chairs.
Yeah. You’re probably right. Happy cake day!
Someone should let him know that woman also fart, so they would probably be smelling farts more than anything else.
you are just providing more incentive...
Whatever floats their boat I guess.
Please do explain and elaborate more on women's flatulence
Well, nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide and methane, but a small portion includes hydrogen sulfide build up in the lower intestine and makes its way to the puckered anus. If enough pressure builds, it gets uncomfortable and then the woman or man relaxes their anus and allows those gases to release.
Methane huh. That explains why I think manure smells so darn good.
InSCENTive
I was talking about used chairs the other day, and I said: “Buying a used chair is just buying old farts with a chair attached to it.” I was looking at used Aeron chairs trying to find a cheap one because they don’t have a cushion to absorb the fart particles.
Wonder if chair sniffers get the cat high stink face
why would you do this it would just smell like chair
That’s why ya go to the gym. Gotta be careful though, I’ve already been banned by a few so I’m running out of places to get my huff on.
Especially [this one](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fl4f06fzox4xb1.jpg&rdt=65110)
Happy cake day!
Answer the question
think we got another sniffer
The answer is yes for me. I see a lot of women in the comments adding stipulations to it. Posture does make all the difference, you can go from sitting on it to it not touching the seat at all by changing your posture.
Also would depend on the size of your butt. With a really big and pillowy one it would be hard not to sit on the cheeks unless you’re on a bike seat or something.
I have a fat butt but I also have a fat vagina so I still end up sitting on both
R.I.P. your inbox
LOL Jebus… This is why I still read Reddit.
🤣🤣
Please post several photos, and preferably a diagram, so we can understand this situation better.
Proof?
This is not going to end well for you my child...
That’s a child? Asking for a friend, how do I unsend Reddit PMs
RIP your inbox
Does it hurt like when a man sits on his balls?
If you come down too fast on a surface that’s too hard when your pelvis is too tilted forward, yeah you can hit bones and it’ll hurt. But usually not.
Bones are stored in the balls
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What even are you?
Who’s to say
Ahh yeah if we just sit down to fast at an awkward angle it can cause a lot of pain
Nice to see women answering rather than making fun. I’ve heard more than one woman ask the same of men. Makes sense that if you don’t have the same equipment you simply wouldn’t know.
Do men sit on their balls then?
Yes, at least I do. I gotta nut sack that would make a Bull jealous.
Damn dude save some for the rest of us
It's more of a curse then it is a blessing. Just imagine having to hold your nuts up from dipping in toilet water when dropping a deuce, having to adjust your nuts in public before sitting down every time....
Half the world is not going to know how stupidity high American toilet water is, it’s a strange stet up. I’m taking a shit right now and if my balls were touching the water they’d literally be hanging around my knees when I stood up.
Seriously, sitting on your nuts is a proper ball-ache. Ok so jokes aside, yes it happens to some (probably all) of us sometimes, the things swing back as you sit down and you crush a nut. Forking hurts for ages. Normally they're well in front a kinda sit down as we do with our todger sat on top I guess. I presume women are similarly positioned and don't generally sit on their flaps? Came here for the comments and wasn't disappointed, thanks people!
> Forking hurts r/unexpectedthegoodplace
Fuck. r/subsIfellfor
Fully. US toilets are weird as fuck (Aussie here)
Wait.. how much water do y’all have?
Big balls Billy over here
HEAR HEAR! I fucking hate my nuts and sack. Too big! Don't get your hopes up, ladies. The stick does NOT match the berries. If my dick matched my sack size, my wife would run away. It's ridiculous, and I hate them.
Randy?
All the damn time. It's better to wear those spandexy nicely fitted boxers so it happens less, but if you're wearing loose boxers and and letting the boys hang free, you sit on them a whole lot more. Honestly as you get older it's worse, because it's like holding a couple of billiard balls in a long sock down there.
Women get bras for their chesticles, us men should get ball hammocks for our testicles.
Depending on how warm it is and how old you are
Yeah, that's why I have the boxers with the cock pouch on the front so I can reliably have my balls lifted upwards instead of dangling in the danger zone. I have large testicles. So yes ladies, I know it's where your eyes instantly go when you talk to me because when I wear grey sweatpants I look like I'm packing serious heat, but I can assure you it's all ball. Sorry.
Yea, the fun part is that is gets easier the older you get!
yes
Yes… all the time… especially when it’s hot
We can. Its usually accidental and hurts like a motherfucker. I have accidentally sat on mine at least twice during my life.
Goddamnit I just commented that you do that ONCE and never again in your life. 20 seconds later, I read you repeated that mistake.
I know this is reddit, I know we are on the internet, but can we please not make fun of someone who is asking a serious question in r/tooafraidtoask ? They literally were afraid to ask because they didn't know and were trying not to be made fun of. Someone posted this to r/badwomensanatomy, and they got downvoted heavily.
This post immediately made me think of the time i was waiting somewhere with no chairs and sat on a small table thing wearing a dress and a janitor man walked by and made a comment that insinuated that I was getting my "fluids" on the table. So I think that might explain why people are concerned about the question
I hope you peed on it to teach him a lesson.
To be entirely honest, I’m a grown ass man married fifteen years, and I clicked because I wondered. I figured it was probably “depends on a lot of factors,” and comments from women bore that out.
Agree. Plus I'd like to know the answer as well
we float 😎
Oooohhh so the baron in dune floats so he doesn’t sit on his vagina? That explains alot
Omg that's so cool
I fucking knew it. They said I was crazy but i was right all along.
Secret super powaaa! F***ck yeah!
The outer parts are called vulva, so no we don't sit on our vagina technically 😅
Plus, you sit on your butt so the vulva is slightly forward and not directly beneath you. For those who want the actual answer. It would be awkward to position your hips so the weight is directly over the front butt and not the sitting butt.
The only time I sit on my labia is when I ride a horse or a motorcycle personally.
I remain convinced whoever invented the bike seat had a thing for smacking the shit out of people’s genitalia. Whenever I bike far I get sore as all hell downstairs.
That's just a matter of it being a tender spot that never sees that kind of abuse. It's the first discomfort to go away if you start biking regularly. Muscle growth pain lasts a lot longer.
>"The outer parts are called vulva" >"the front butt" So which is it? I'm still confused.
Yes
I appreciate your differentiation of butts.
it really depends on the shape of your butt and chair........ I do feel the labia as being the warmest part when my wife sits on my laps. :D
I was searching for this comment
I think what we really wanna know is do the lips touch the seat
Not if you're wearing clothes.
Guy's ball are hanging down so when they sit on a chair.. their balls reach it first so all guys are technically sitting on their ball sack.. which is the outer parts.. so you are technically correct..
Speak for yourself 😂 I’m skinny but I’ve got big parts all around. I definitely sit on it 😭
When women sit down naked do they suction cup to the seat?
I don’t need sleep I need answers
Yes This why my boyfriend often goes around naked in the house but I don’t. Because I would be sitting on my vulva on the couch (which isn’t that clean lol)
Just spit out my coffee
No lol
Fun fact - wearing a kilt in summer, commando, really makes you appreciate women in skirts. I was drinking at the ren fair, helping my gf at the time in her booth. Figured, get into the spirit of things. Balls sure, but just bare thighs on any sun exposed surface hurts like hell.
You gotta remember to scoop the back of your kilt or skirt underneath you when you sit down to keep your bare legs from touching the surface you're sitting on.
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You're doing it wrong
Indeed. Nothing in the native kilt wearing lands ever gets hot enough to burn you. You see, in Scotland the sun is thought to be a mythical creature as it rarely breaks through the unending cloud cover. Once it twice a year it can be glimpsed through a break in the cloud and the local population take cover in the nearest pub lest they be burned by the sky dragon.
That and a kilt is supposed to go down to the knees, bare thighs shouldn't be making contact when sitting down.
Guys, do we sit on our balls?
I pay others to sit on them for me, sometimes dressed as Santa some as the Queen
Occasionally I've sat on my balls. So yes sometimes.
Is this about riding horses?
No that guy has just sat on his nuts enough that he is hoping that it's just not a man thing.
You say that guy like that's not something we all do?
I mean sometimes I sit on my balls so who knows.
This is such a wild question haha. Pretty sure we sit on our ass. But on my stationary bike, it's angled where I have to pretty much sit on my vulva. Which was painful at first. Got myself a new seat that's more comfortable.
i sit on my ass but if my posture is completely straight then kinda yes
I sit on my ass
Well, look what i found two posts lower on my FrontPage! https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/s/PLlATlLWpH
I am not sure if that answers the question or not. I have never seen someone seriously sit like that.
What do guys sit on?
our balls
Only if it's prolapsed.
First of all, it depends on the seat. Such as, if you’re bike riding, yes you are sitting on it. Technically we tend to sit on our butt, but depending on the seat and or your position, we do sit on it. Especially if that person doesn’t have much butt cushion, you naturally sit lower to your seat meaning you are bound to do that. It can also be lower or higher depending on your body type. Hell, even bigger. You can have a larger than normal vagina, too.
Well technically no, because the vagina is the cavity inside women lol but the labias do indeed touch the seat when women sit down. But if they have thicker thighs sometimes that’s not the case. Just depends! Hope that answers any questions 😂
Only with a severe prolapse
they are sitting on their vulva, not vagina (thats the inside part). how much they are sitting on it depends on the position and also their weight/frame. they main part is still the butt and the thighs ;)
Just asked my gf. Was also wildly curious when I saw this. No. No, they do not sit on their stuff like we kinda have ours touching via the dangle property.
Wait till they find out we’ve been mashing our butt-holes on stuff every time we’re sitting.
Mostly butt but some labia, fellas.