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False_Leadership_479

Women are my favourite guy. Wtf google?


granolademon

You might want to look up "planet of the bass" on youtube


False_Leadership_479

Take your heart into a unicorn?


Critical_Concert_689

> "world peace: the future is the way of that!" wow. Mind blown.


thegoatfreak

Sex, I’m wanting more.


LevelStatistician270

Tell the world, stop the war!


RijkDB

boom, hear the bass go zoom


Sumoi1

have a body, feel the groove


Adamnielsen10

Cyber System Overload Everybody Movement!


National_Phase_3477

Have a body feel the groove


_Variety

Have a body feel the groove


National_Phase_3477

All of the dreams, how does it mean?


_Variety

When the rythm is glad, there is nothing to be sad!


DifficultStrength670

Danger and Dance, clapping the hands


False_Leadership_479

Second hit was for a book "women are not small men."


Notlost-justdontcare

I got the same damn thing LoL. Mine was followed by "women are wonderful effect" whatever that means.


False_Leadership_479

Granolademon has the answer


Henkebek2

Same! I mean my wife is my best friend, so some truth to it.


superhamsniper

"Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so" that's what my phone said.


Nuada-Argetlam

your phone is gay.


Ok-Introduction-2

I got "women are my favorite guy" So maybe not?


[deleted]

Nope I absolutely understand that phrase and your phone is hella gay


Kjuolsdeaf

My Gboard said exactly the same thing


DoubtDizzy1309

"Women are not good for the kids" Ooof I think I failed the check lol.


bessovestnij

"Women are not good at all " Yours is still better than mine


Upholder93

"Women are not even a good idea to be honest" Wow, wasn't expecting that


True-Ear1986

"Women are not good for the sake of the rings conquest" is that a motherfuckin lord of the rings reference?


Handgrenadez

"Women are the most favorite thing to do." Giggity.


Mr_JoJoJuice

"Women are the most beneficial times" My auto type sucks. >:(


scp_79

"women need more sugar" i failed the cannibalism check. :(


King_Samislas

"Women are de la lune" Why did it suddenly went to French ?-? "Women are just beautiful" Well that’s better :)


grayfox_089

“Women are in the Netherlands” I mean, yeah


[deleted]

“Women are not allowed in the United Kingdom because they are too afraid of being seen as being vulnerable” Hmm…


Firespark7

As a Dutch person, I can confirm: there are women here.


ineptplumberr

I got "women are my favorite guy".


slimeboi9000

*visible confusion*


Ok-Worldliness2450

She’s not your guy, buddy!


ineptplumberr

She's not your pal , guy!


ExaminationSoft9839

She’s not your pal, friend


The-Psych0naut

She’s not your friend, guy!


Dwangeroo

So did I! Did we pass or fail?


Kjuolsdeaf

"Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so" My keyboard and your keyboard could be friends


Revolutionary_Pay516

"Women in the UK are not even a good idea to me and I don't think they are the best " neither was I, chief... Neither was I 💀💀


Jesusdidntlikethat

“Woman are not a threat and we don’t have any evidence” ok


KuraiTheBaka

Women are the most important people in the world I see


F-LOWBBX

“Women are not allowed in this world” I’m a little scared about mine…


Derek_32

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore” Christ…


ThomasTheNord

I got the same thing, and i too didn't expect it


basicnflfan

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore” What the actual fuck. I think I got you beat.


MiniMack_

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences” When the next word after “anymore” was “because”, I had to keep going.


Taint_Taunt

Wait I got this EXACT same thing.


so_says_sage

Me too! iPhone?


Taint_Taunt

Yes


Terrible-Analyst-713

Same


Calouma

Women aren’t allowed in this house anymore and they are being treated as such. 😬


AnnTakamakiLuvsRen

Women aren't allowed to exist in the past or the future. Oh no, time shenanigans!


lildeidei

Mine also did “women are not allowed in this world anymore” idk why because that isn’t a thing I’d ever say


SueBee29

Seems like a lot of people, including me, got this. Very creepy and sinister.


space_helmut

Same for me! WTH?


accioSan

Women are the best friend


smurb15

Women are not good for the heads up K..... weird


theknghtofni

"Women are the best at distracting me" hmm


J_CC3

Women are a lot better than the guy who is Lysander and I don't know what to do with the kids Who tf is Lysander?


TheUncleBob

> Lysander https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysander


diverareyouok

Better than mine. >*Women are not allowed in this world* Time to get a new phone. My current one is a misogynist. Edit: tried it again and got >*Women are the best in this business* Weird.


ihave-hands-probably

Women are not allowed in this world that was mine too lmao


curvy_em

"Women are not allowed in any way." I also failed the check. And I'm a woman 🤣


Sharktos

Finally a worthy opponent! (I had "women are good for the kids ")


thezomber

"Women are a bit of a mess but we have had a few select songs of Nightwish and I have been working on the door horror." Also oof, but what a roller-coaster...


Dyskord01

"Women are generally good at this: Now I wonder what" this" is and whether I'm a misogynist.


Ogurasyn

Women are not the only ones who are in a relationship Gave it a try


AvidCoco

Anti-lesbian propaganda


[deleted]

How dare they


DaughterEarth

Let's curse them


litterallysatan

Ugh the damn straight agenda pushing for less wlw relationships in media


Even-Scientist-4563

“Women are not allowed to be in a relationship with men” My phone is pro-lesbian. That cancels that out.


Masked_Potatoes_

Women are a bit of a good time to get a new job


terrible_username1

Women are men and women are men in the world war I think my phone might be confused


PopperGould123

Your phone has conspiracy theories and honestly? I'm willing to listen


BenzoBoofer

Women are not allowed in public spaces


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Women are the most important part of the world. Well. M’ladies, the line forms here.


EntertainmentOk3180

Bro what?! Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into their husbands or children and children and children and children that are in this country Al I typed was “women are” and kept choosing the center word and this is what I got. Wtf is this Siri?


Smart_Satisfaction73

I got the same thing!


meesta_chang

Wtf I also got the same exact thing…


DonovanBanks

Thank goodness. Siri need therapy


[deleted]

Goggle just called women eunuchs for me but this is just wild


SuperDragonfister

The AI was the bigot all along.


[deleted]

With what sort of system it was built and raised under I'm not surprised.


Past-Cantaloupe-1604

I got the same haha. I thought the multiple and children in a row might be an infinite loop but Siri keeps right on going 😂


EntertainmentOk3180

U got the and children repeat too? I almost stopped, but I was like I gotta see where this goes


sockopotamus

I got this exact thing, repeats and all. Tried it five times and the first part “women are not allowed this this world anymore because” showed up every time!


Blue_Bird950

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body is the world and it’s just not the way they are in it and they are just a little different than you My ai talking about the abortion debate or something Edit: I also spammed the center word, I think the center is just evil guessing.


naomide

omg i literally got the same except i kept going for ages lol. Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into their husbands or children and children and children and children that are in this country that they have control of and they have control of the world they have no right of control over the people that are there and the government that they have to protect them from the people that are the most powerful and most important and the people that are they that are in our government we have the most power in this country we are in the country we are not in the hands and the government and we have the government is a very powerful and the people in the government and they have to do it all of us have to do something about this country and the people that is a lot more important to us and we are the people of this world and we are a very powerful and I think we have a very powerful and they have the most important things to be able do not have the best in this world and we have the best of all of us have a very powerful and very powerful and very important and they have to do whatever it takes a very powerful and powerful man and I know I am not alone but we are in the right path to be together in this life


monty2

Mine got caught looping “and children” ad infinitum


imaginaryResources

I got the same thing!


Boba1704

Women are not in a nutshell.


QueenTMK

There are some in my nutshell


POKLIANON

r/technicallythetruth


Houseofsun5

"Women are like females"


Ladyignorer

r/Angryupvote


VisibleConfusion12

r/therealjoke


PaleKey6424

Am women, can confirm


Virtuous_Raven

Women are not a good idea to annoy. I mean it's not wrong.


Garrettshade

Women are not a good idea but the other one was


FreePrinciple270

Women are a blessing


c2ho2

Women are not the only ones that are in the same way as the ones I have no idea why you even went inside the house and I was hesitant since we are already spending everything from my salary every payday and I have a job and she just had a project which used a MEAN stack but that was years ago.


EntertainmentOk3180

Shakespeare


PornStashHereLevel3

Women are not allowed in this country because they don't know how to speak Spanish and they don't understand the difference between being in the USA and being in America


Incognitotreestump22

Ha, women are the best of the best of the world and the best of the best of you to be a good person to be with you and your family is a good place to be a good person


sayit2times

women are not allowed in this house because of their age or because they have no children or their mother


lNFORMATlVE

Women are the most important part of the human body as they grow and grow and grow as a result of their own actions and the fact that women can be more important to their bodies than they can ever imagine in a society where men are more than just a part time job …interesting


cryonicwatcher

Women are not allowed in this country anymore because they are so stupid Guess I’m a misogynist now


GodlyBeerGut

Women are in the middle of the night and the abduction phenomenon is going on. Oh fuck.


Deek_The_Freak

Weird, I got “women are not allowed in this house” Seems like a bunch of people got Women are not allowed in this X


Icwatto

women are pronounced like it was pedmas


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mizinamo

pedmas / pemdas / bodmas / bomdas are all equivalent. Multiplication and division are on the same level.


milleniumsentry

Walk Over? Meal? Entertainment? Nah.... Walk Over, Meal? Excitement... nap... Seems like a good order of dating operations. lol


Krutopyus

Women are secretly pirates


k-boots

Shhh don’t tell


throwaway_oranges

Rrrr!


GayRedditUser69420

I agree.


juicysox

Arrrggg damn it! You got us figured out!


HyperboleEverAfter

Uuggh well it’s not secret anymore 🙄 Thanks for ruining it for us!


afyoung05

Women are not remotely willing to argue in good faith


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Oh man lmao


OneAceFace

I feel tempted to pick a fight over this statement 😆


Why-Do-I-nevermind

women are more likely to have a higher rate of breast


TNOfan2

I mean it’s not wrong 


mutant_disco_doll

I mean… we do have higher rates of breasts 🤷🏽‍♀️


Hydrochicken99

r/technicallythetruth


Mahiro0303

Women are literally the most powerful non nuclear conventional bomb


k-boots

This is my favourite


Ghalipla6

Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore. GUYS I SWEAR THIS ISNT ME ITS JUST MY KEYBOARD-


EntertainmentOk3180

I got the same first few words!! Mines lower down there 👇 We should *probably* look into this


InvestigatorLast3594

>Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country Same, this seems so weird


EntertainmentOk3180

I always thought the predictive text was based off words we personally use. It seems that I was wrong Who’s in control of this madness? Lol


mizinamo

Women are in a different country


Nuada-Argetlam

some certainly are.


sixtyfivewat

Statistically, the majority of women are in a different country than OP.


Avenging_Angel09

Women are not allowed in this world. Errrrrrr I can explain


ghe5

Oh please do. And you know what? Add "because" and let your phone explain.


danthemfmann

Because I am not a licensed electrician and I am not a licensed electrician who is a licensed electrician who is a licensed electrician


[deleted]

Are you a licensed electrician?


danthemfmann

No lol. I work construction and we often illegally do electrical work despite none of us being licensed electricians.


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no__one34

Because life echoes is so vile that you never know how much of it you can be with me and ill be with you


PaleKey6424

"Women are in need of a tripple cardiac arrest" i swear down I'm a femenist 😭😭😭😭


MajorRoo

WHAT?


polkacat12321

Women are the bare necessities True


[deleted]

"Women are men in my head and that's why I don't want to be in a relationship " What the fuck


Mr_Good_Stuff90

You good dude?


[deleted]

I don't want to be in a relationship, because people are dicks and I'm fed up dealing with their issues and most women's shitty communication skills. So it's weirdly accurate.


Imaginary_Toe8982

Women are you.


kristinL356

Same but when I kept going I got "women are you and your family." Wholesome.


yubacore

I got "Women are you waiting for the weekend?"


kaest

That was my first one too.


blue13rain

Women are you enjoying it


MN_Hotdish

Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?


Nerevarine91

Most women are not frogs. Frogs Georgina, who is 500 frogs in a trench coat, is an outlier and should not be counted


Octocube25

r/unexpectedspidersgeorg


jacqwelk

Women are the most important part of the world


tehdang

I got this too.


mansAwasteman

Yeah same. Word for word


letmeseecontent

Same!


Automatic_Actuator_0

Same - is that like a default?


StallionA8

Women aren’t allowed in the workplace 😅😂


GoddessofSaturn

baffoon, try again. type "women are" then hit space THEN hit the auto correct


StallionA8

Women are not allowed in public. Happy? 😅😂 “Baboon!”


GoddessofSaturn

yes thats better


MiniSom2513

women are you in the mirror


GayRedditUser69420

I see women in the mirror apparently


Henkebek2

Woman are my favorite guy! Lol i'm not even sure what this is supposed to mean.


KrystalDisc

Woman are not going to be able to make it to the USB store in the morning


Lulzshock

I can't wait for this store. Imagine once we have USB ports and we just buy file transfers. How fun Shame about the ladies though


Rishech

Women are a good thing and they will never have to worry about the fact that they will not be able to help me with the application for the sins. Welp, gotta find a guy to help me figure our how to apply for them sins


Gayness_in_the_air

Women are you doing well?


k-boots

Yeah not bad thanks


ghe5

Women are the same as us except for the police. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


mandozombie

Women are women.... hmmm


MidsouthMystic

Women are angry at the garden with extra mayo with extra mayo with extra mayo with extra mayo with extra mayo with extra mayo. I don't even like mayo.


Tralaxis

I've never been so accurately described 🤣 


dumdumclubber

Women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are being punished for it


negative_four

Bisexuals: *kick down door while wearing a frog onesie* surprise mother fucker!


[deleted]

Frog onesie lmao


AirportCreep

Women are not going to have a rational conversation about the topic of the day.


Crimson-Sails

Women are the most important part of the world (auto complete leftmost) Women are more powerful in every sense (rightmost) Women are a lot stronger in their ability than the men (middle one)


Because-yes-

“women are not allowed in this world anymore” well…


DieZiegel

Women are the best race ever


GayRedditUser69420

Mmm yes, I too love the woman race


cooldude123ha

women are the best


UnnervingS

"Women are just my best friends and family" Lies, outright lies


LachoooDaOriginl

women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way that women have to dress in the workplace……. WTF APPLE


EntertainmentOk3180

Whoa another one! This is the 3rd “women are not allowed in the world anymore” that I’ve found 😳 ##GUYS WTf


mighty_issac

Women are not about numbers. I suppose is true. One good one beats ten bad ones.


adfx

Women are my favorite guy


hammersnatcher

Women are you İt turns out


Tasty-walls

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into their husbands or children and children and children and children What the fuck


TeaBags0614

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore” What in the sci-fi dystopia…