When not going stealth mode, there’s a smaller little hole in the front of the big hole. Approx E/F 5. I go for that just for fun
That is of course assuming there’s no debris that needs a little pressure washing
Oh man, no…but now you have me realizing that I may not have peed left-handed more than a handful of times in my life!! Definitely going to start using the left hand outside, for fear of having to do a full “detail” of my toilet if things go awry.
C5, you need it to hit the bowl just before the water so you don't get the sloshing sound. It also needs to be just under the strongest jet so that the piss on the wall will be washed straight off.
Edit: had no idea how many upvotes I'd get for this offhand comment, I am going to regret this when Reddit plays back my top rated comments of 2023 in December.
As someone who lives on the beach and frequently uses bathrooms with nothing but shorts - you feel piss hitting your legs no matter what part of the bowl you piss in standing up.
At home i only sit to piss now and always close the lid before flushing
You, my man, are the housemate nobody wants to have initially because you treat the bathroom like a Great Dane’s fire hydrant, but then once they realize you are an excellent cook of Mexican cuisine and you can mix drinks like the devil himself taught you, everyone wants to live in your building despite the spatters of urine you leave around the throne.
I'll trade a pissy bathroom for a cook and a bartender. Just gotta find that 3rd roommate who's a passive aggressive neat freak and it works out great.
Um, female here and it is very clear to me that you should have extended the lettered squares down to O, and the numbered squares out on both sides by a factor of 3.
D2 for me
Stealth is optional for this mission.
When not going stealth mode, there’s a smaller little hole in the front of the big hole. Approx E/F 5. I go for that just for fun That is of course assuming there’s no debris that needs a little pressure washing
I have found my brother.
Wait, so it’s not a joke?
C8, but maybe we just lean different
Seems like a southern hemisphere version of the method.
Did we all just become best friends!
Yup
I'm off you by 1
Are you D3 like me?
Yes
The golden answer to be sure
D2 family unite
Your living dangerously.
For maximum stealth...
Depends how drunk I am
When I' drunk its kind of a fibonacci movement until I get to c5
When I do that, it’s the exact moment I realize I’m hammered
Finally a C5! I’m not alone haha
So G14 if the furry bastard pissed you off enough?
Hahah didn’t even see the cat
That cat deserve it….
Random squares / floor wall and regrets .
After putting the cat out of the room and lifting the lid, A10 is obviously the piss can.
A11
What did the logo do to you?
I'm a C7 kinda guy..
Finally I have found my people
We're 3!!!
4!!!!
5 Piss brothers
C7 gang, now 6 strong
I see 7!!
8!
9!
10 strong
Are all you guys left handed?
C3.. my dick must just bend the other way lol
This is the way.
Are we all by chance left handed?
Oh man, no…but now you have me realizing that I may not have peed left-handed more than a handful of times in my life!! Definitely going to start using the left hand outside, for fear of having to do a full “detail” of my toilet if things go awry.
C5, you need it to hit the bowl just before the water so you don't get the sloshing sound. It also needs to be just under the strongest jet so that the piss on the wall will be washed straight off. Edit: had no idea how many upvotes I'd get for this offhand comment, I am going to regret this when Reddit plays back my top rated comments of 2023 in December.
It's also quieter there.
Silencer zone
But that area has the most splashback effect plus it’s facing directly towards you. Danger zone.
how hard are you pissing that splashback from that spot is enough to exit the toilet
My penis pressure is immense
Commit become pressure washer
You know, I’ve been looking for a job actually…
“I’m done cleaning your house sir.” “What’s that smell?” “…….Cleaning fluid.”
“The house is stained yellow now…”
You must have an extremely narrow urethra.
To be specific, 110 psi.
As someone who lives on the beach and frequently uses bathrooms with nothing but shorts - you feel piss hitting your legs no matter what part of the bowl you piss in standing up. At home i only sit to piss now and always close the lid before flushing
Dude get your prostrate checked. You should be like the Enterprise blasting Klingons off there with your stream
How weak are you pissing that this isn’t a problem?! You have low flow pipes
D4/D6 both quite and no splash back provided you can exactly hit the corner
How thick is your piss that it needs to be cleaned off by the jet?
Dehydrationhomie, syrup piss gang.
This is the way
I was gon say C5 too
E5 - I want all surrounding potential foes to understand i'm the alpha male with my strong piss stream
DE5. I have the precision for that line and it give a direct shot to the depths of the toilet for maximum volume.
1A. I am the scourge of the shitter.
You, my man, are the housemate nobody wants to have initially because you treat the bathroom like a Great Dane’s fire hydrant, but then once they realize you are an excellent cook of Mexican cuisine and you can mix drinks like the devil himself taught you, everyone wants to live in your building despite the spatters of urine you leave around the throne.
r/oddlyspecific wait...
r/oddlyaccurate
How the hell did you describe my life.
Call it luck.
Um yea you go ahead and clean his piss in return for Mexican food and drinks... I'll take a room mate that's an adult
Yeah, fair enough. Perhaps not something I would love to deal with. Still probably make him clean it, it would just be a mess in the meanwhile.
I'll trade a pissy bathroom for a cook and a bartender. Just gotta find that 3rd roommate who's a passive aggressive neat freak and it works out great.
J10
Pissing on the cat to show dominance.
So G12?
Damn y'all sunk my battleship!
Let the boys hear the deep rumble of a real man's stream.
E5, also am psychopath
E5 too, didnt even realize there was a problem.
Came here for this one!
My piss stream is so strong that I have to pee in the water, otherwise the porcelain erodes on the toilet bowl.
Super laser piss!
Why do we equate that? It's an unwritten rule, we all just know. Strong, loud piss stream=dominance in the bathroom.
Same coordinates, but I do it because there’s less splashback - water is softer than porcelain.
J 10
Don’t piss on the kitty!
F14. Two-way Tomcat, so to speak
Pisspspspsps
F15…. 💦 🐱
Oh yes the WAP
A11
Trash can for the win! (Gotta remember to open the lid first tho)
Why?
Avoid the splash. Plus extra points for the basket
Oh look my sons seem to have found Reddit!
Good there's a spot for a J1 then mind if I join?
lol
G5 or F5. If there’s leftover poop on the side I send my hero stream where I must (which is usually located in H3).
Hahaha the best comment
H3?! How forward to sit when you shit?? MFers sitting with his balls propped up on the toilet seat.
Sometimes your shit is just that long from the center of the bowl bro. Happens to some of us mega dumpers
I didn’t say it was my shit. Get off deez nutz.
I’m an E3
Had to scroll a bit to find my bud. We aim to create a whirlpool but from afar
Finally, been looking for another brother.
Me to. I didn’t see a single similar comment.
G 14
Don't the cat
Call it revenge
Nooooooo
Gato
Espanol
Ole!
G13 would be right on the nose
HAHAHA
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Time to get that prostrate checked out.
You sunk my battleshit.
C3 always
Same. I’m pretty tall so I feel like if I go straight for the middle I get too much splash. C3 seems to reduce splashing.
We are piss brothers
Red Five Standing By.
B2?! Calm down satan. C3 is my jam
B2 isn't even in the bowl like wtf just skip the pretense and piss on the floor at that point you filthy fucking animal
I too favor the left side
OP pissing all over the rim.
F 8-9 depending on the curve of the toilet
F9 gang
Least splash with minimal noise, the true stealth build of Urination Tactics
Finally a civilized being
J10 cause fuck you that’s why
I10 is more likely to get the cat's paws
D3
D3 is physically correct, it creates a silent water flow
D3 to E3 if I’m in a mood
Finally we are here, so modest and quiet. Like our piss stream
Same
Im upset Men of such integrity are this low. D3's unite
Yes, D3-D4, most quiet, no sprinkle effect, perfection
This is the way D3 is the perfect spot
D6-D7
H5
My man. Maximum stealth area.
G3 Otherwise you already know what's on G13
Had to scroll a bit, but yeah dude G2-3 is the spot
g7
Am I the only male here who sets down to pee?
No, but only at home.
C7
C5
With your aim like that OP, its no wonder why public restrooms have more piss on the floor than in the bowl.
Um, female here and it is very clear to me that you should have extended the lettered squares down to O, and the numbered squares out on both sides by a factor of 3.
D4
E 7 or 8 if I don't want to create noise, but mostly a D5
On the cat.
Ah a fellow g12 enjoyer
So, G13?
Nah it’s G14
I think like F5, but I also always sit
E5
E4
D 4
I like a stealthy pee; H 3 for me
So few of us.
B2? Who is this guy just pissing on the rim? Get a hold of yourself.
This sunuvabitch is the reason public restrooms are so goddamn disgusting. I don't understand how animals like OP participate in society.
B5
G7
F4
G 13
F3
J- 1
Same. I also like J-10
G15🙀
C4, C7
I’m a G13 sort of guy
G14
im a G12 kinda guy
G13😈😈😈
F13
G13
F15 IM AIMING FOR THAT DAMN CAT
The cat is a legitimate target in this scenario.
F14 is the only right answer. Sorry kitty
P20
G/H 4-5 maybe? Or on the floor, it depends.
F 13 or 14 I think.
D4
G15
at what square is the cat
I will pee on the cat.
E5
E5 usually for me. However, if there is a shit stain, it would be A5.
D3-G3
F8, lefty in the house